Invader Zim Article: I'm just weird....aren't I ?!

posted by invadersaphhire

ooookkkkkaaayyy...this is all at Zim's base,k?

Xena:*shes sittin on the couch,watchin tv*hhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!tht guy got beat up Von a TODDLER!!!

Zim:XENA!!I TOLD U NOT TO GET ON THE couch ANYMORE!!not after last time!!!

Xena:Is it a rule tht I'm not allowed on the couch?

Zim:*irritated twich*yes.

Xena:Unless Du MADE the rules,IGNORE THEM!!

Zim:GET OFF THE COUCH!

Xena:thnx 4 the friendly suggestion,but i LIKE the couch!

Zim:GET OFF!!*tries to shove her off the couch*

Xena:FINE!!!*jumps on his head*but i'm NOT moving off your head!!AND I JUST Liebe MY EARS SO MUCH!!*starts to scream*

Zim:GET OFF!!!*tries to get her off his head*

Xena:I Liebe MY EARS SO FU*KIN MUCH!!*screams how much she loves her ears*

Zim:FINE!!!YOU DON'T HAV TO MOVE!!JUST SHUT UP!!!!

Xena:okay!!!but i'm NOT giving up the couch tmrrw when Hawthorn and I watch movies,oookkkaaayyy??!!

Zim:yeahsurewhatever.WAIT,WHY DID I JUST AGREE TO THT???????!!!!!!!!!!!!

Xena:HOORAY!!!!!!!!nap time!*falls asleep on Zim's head*

invadersaphhire srry 4 teh cut-offs,but i might post what happened "last time" Xena happened to sit on the couch.

invaderliz77 LOL no your awesome!

invadersaphhire THANK YOU LIZ!!!

InvaderStorm lol i totally agree with liz this is pure gold!

invadersaphhire THANK YOU INVADERSTORM!*can i jus call you Storm?*

Best of 'Invader Zim: Enter The Florpus'

added by misanthrope86

Netflix collects up some cool moments from 'Enter The Florpus'!

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Get Off Gir!

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zim

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Gir's Head explodes

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Everyone loves Zimmy! :D

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Invader Zim Irkens

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'Invader Zim: Enter The Florpus' Promotional Foto

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Bathroom Break

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come on

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Tak

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Silent Irken Chapter 1

posted by ZadZap

Silent Irken chapter 1
by *ZadZap

Summery: AR (Alternate Reality), ZaDr! Aliens live on Earth along side humans and have jobs just like humans. Dib and his teacher Tharius Leaf; who is an alien himself stumble upon a young beaten alien in the straße who like Tharius, is an Irken.

The tall Irken stood amongst the high school students as they got into their various transports. He put his hands on his hips as his green eyes scanned the crowed for any misbehaving teens. Without warning he grabbed a running Dib Von the halsband, kragen of his hemd, shirt and Torque in the other hand. "Why is it always Du Torque, must...

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Invader Grimm chapter ten The Change

posted by titanicdragon

Vampire Zim

Zoey's pov

After Ariel took Rookie Home Zim and I had to go to a vampire meeting. We took his voot kreuzer to the palace. I had no idea what it was about but I had a feeling that it wasn't good. Zim held my hand tight I leaned on his shoulder. He kissed my head.

"You do fine I promise" he said

"How do Du know!"

"Because your amazing"

"No I'm not"

"Yes Du are my love-pig"

I gave him a weak smile.

"Don't leave my side no matter what"

"Never love-pig"

We walked into the thron room. There were thousands Vampire in there.

"Lets go"

Zim held me tight

"It will be ok just hold my hand the whole time and it...

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Zim oder Dib? PART 1

posted by Invader_K

Kay arrived at Skool. The moment Zim layed eyes on her, he fell in Liebe with her. Kay only wanted to make Blink jealous and leave Earth. Zim had started ignoring Blink and not even remembering her name sometimes. Blink wasn't easy to break. Until today.
Zim and Kay walked pass Blink and Kay giggled and told Zim how much she loved him. ''Can Du believe how gross this is Blink?'' Dib said, sitting down Von her. ''Dib, I'm leaving. And I'm never coming back. You've been a great friend.'' she said, hugging him. Dib felt his herz drop, and sighed. ''I understand.'' he said,walking away. ''You're...

Gir Fankunst

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Even the damn hair.

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invader Angel – Jäger der Finsternis – Jäger der Finsternis part 3

posted by zim123456

zim is dreaming the legend of spyro in the end

i woke up got dress go to zim"s room and wake him up.

"zim wake up"i said

"AHHHH!!!"zim yelled

"we have skool and get up"

ok,am getting up"

"okami Du stay here with Gir ok"

me and zim went to skool and i saw zim holding my hand.

"zim,why are Du holding my hand for?"i ask

"what,i am holding your hand"

dib saw us holding hand's.

"zim Du Liebe angel"dib said

i hit dib with a textbook right to the head.

me and zim walk off.

(at the house)

okami was walking to the living room and Gir saw her he walk up to her.

"do Du want tacos"gir ask

"no thanks gir"okami said

she jump on the tv and Gir is trying to get her....

Invader Grimm chapter seven Human again

posted by titanicdragon

Author's note
Chillyneon Thanks for the help Du rock!!!

Zoey's pov

I walked along with Dib. I knew he was sad that Ariel was sick and all, but the cure would be hard to find. I lied about knowing a cure just to calm him down. Ariel might know. Maybe

"So,say's Dib, Whats going on with Ariel?

"Well,she's........"

Just then my phone ringed

"Hello?", I say.

"Zoey,it's Zim"

"What's up Zimmy?"

"You need to come,quick"

"What is it?"

"Ariel"

"What's wrong with her?"

I put it on speaker cause I knew Dib would want to hear

"She's, umm....... how do I put this in the calmest way.............GOING TO THE ER!!!!""

"WHY??"...

Invader Zim Friend and Enemies part 2

posted by titanicdragon

Rose's Pov

"E.T. Let me go!!!!!!!!!!"

"NO I won't" he barked

"I don't want to have to hurt you"

"You hurt me?!" he laughed

"I warned you"

I graphed his other arm with my free hand then I fliped him. He looked stunned.

"I told you"

"Gir!"

"What's a GIR?"

Then a green dog that anyone could wasan costume showed up.

"Gir graph her!"

"Graph who?"

"Her!" pointing at the place whre I had been.

"What she gone?"

I ran not caring that I was getting wet I had to get away. I reach my room in the foster Home I sighed. I turned and I nearly jump out of my skin.

Zim's Pov

She had being able to escape me.

"Gir find her!"

He...

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Transcript- Mopiness of doom

posted by thisperson1212

"Mopiness of Doom" Von Danielle Koenig

EXT. ZIM'S NEIGHBORHOOD - NIGHT

Dib chases ZIM down the street. Dib has almost caught up with ZIM as he turns towards his house. Right before he gets to the gate, Dib jumps in front of him holding up a spooky-looking talisman.

DIB: It's over, ZIM! There's nowhere left for Du to hide!

ZIM: What about my house?

DIB: Oh, yeah, I guess Du can hide there... Hey WAIT! NO! Stay where Du are!

ZIM: oder what, you're gonna stop me with your ofen mitt?

DIB: It's not an ofen mitt, Du lizard, it's a genuine freezing talisman. There's no way you'll escape its power.

ZIM: Your...

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How It Began- Chapter 2

posted by InvaderRaven

Bored on the bus, Gaz reached in her backpack for her Gameslave 4.
Gaz still remained the ultimate gamer. No matter what anyone said,
specifically Iggins. Who sadly survived that brutal elevator crash.
Gaz pitied him every time he denied she was the better gamer. The bus
finally arrived at the Skool. Dib walked her out, as if she was still
a little girl, which she really despised. Gaz hated it when her brother
always acted protective over her, like anyone would mess with her, but Dib
didn't get that. They walked towards the building entrance and sat
on the steps.
While Gaz played her game, Dib nagged...