Invader Zim Article: I'm just weird....aren't I ?!

posted by invadersaphhire

ooookkkkkaaayyy...this is all at Zim's base,k?

Xena:*shes sittin on the couch,watchin tv*hhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!tht guy got beat up Von a TODDLER!!!

Zim:XENA!!I TOLD U NOT TO GET ON THE couch ANYMORE!!not after last time!!!

Xena:Is it a rule tht I'm not allowed on the couch?

Zim:*irritated twich*yes.

Xena:Unless Du MADE the rules,IGNORE THEM!!

Zim:GET OFF THE COUCH!

Xena:thnx 4 the friendly suggestion,but i LIKE the couch!

Zim:GET OFF!!*tries to shove her off the couch*

Xena:FINE!!!*jumps on his head*but i'm NOT moving off your head!!AND I JUST Liebe MY EARS SO MUCH!!*starts to scream*

Zim:GET OFF!!!*tries to get her off his head*

Xena:I Liebe MY EARS SO FU*KIN MUCH!!*screams how much she loves her ears*

Zim:FINE!!!YOU DON'T HAV TO MOVE!!JUST SHUT UP!!!!

Xena:okay!!!but i'm NOT giving up the couch tmrrw when Hawthorn and I watch movies,oookkkaaayyy??!!

Zim:yeahsurewhatever.WAIT,WHY DID I JUST AGREE TO THT???????!!!!!!!!!!!!

Xena:HOORAY!!!!!!!!nap time!*falls asleep on Zim's head*

invadersaphhire srry 4 teh cut-offs,but i might post what happened "last time" Xena happened to sit on the couch.

invaderliz77 LOL no your awesome!

invadersaphhire THANK YOU LIZ!!!

InvaderStorm lol i totally agree with liz this is pure gold!

invadersaphhire THANK YOU INVADERSTORM!*can i jus call you Storm?*

INVADER ZIM charm bracelet

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Zim is not an alien.

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Two Sekunde expression.

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This explains a lot.

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Looks just like him.

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Magic Finger

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Design Changes: Antennae

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Ears?

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Animation mistake 2

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Invader Zim Bracelet

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Truth Hurts, Chapter 1

posted by avatar2012

Authors Note: This is a little complicated to understand, so read carefully. Also, im taking facts from Zurück episodes and the never before seen episodes to write this with a little of my own thoughts put in. Enjoy! ( P.S. the woman at the beginning of this chapter is unnamed until a later chapter.)

" Subject Found", sagte the irken military locater device. On the screen, a pcture popped up a small, green irken teenager. Above the picture, a name popped up. It read,"Zim." "Location,Earth." The womans' jaw dropped open. The women wore a long black trench mantel with a black cami and black jeans...

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The Fight

posted by Diblover111

Dib looking for his glasses

A week later in the cafeteria, at lunchtime I sat Von Dib. Dib and Zim were glaring at each other again.
    “Ugh, he bugs me like crazy! Can’t he just go back to his own stupid alien scum Home of a planet!?” Dib commented.
    Zim threw his uneaten lunch away as he stood up with anger in his eyes.
    “Uh, oh, this can’t be good,” I said. “This cannot be good at all.”
    Zim walked to our table. Dib left his lunch on the tabelle and stood up to face him.
    “Dib! I’m tired of...