Cullenism Article: cullenism rules...

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posted by twilight0girl

- Thou shalt wear golden contacts. Even to sleep.

- Thou shalt drink Obst punch. oder kirsche soda. oder cranberry juice. Basically, it's gotta be red.

- Thou shalt eat all Essen with Forks. Even soup. Good luck with that. And no slurping from the bowl.

- Thou shalt not take Robert Pattinson's name in vain. Except when you're screaming it at the oben, nach oben of your lungs at his Weiter public appearance. And in the middle of the night when you're dreaming of him.

- Christmas: No. Cullenmas: Yes

who else loves these rules!but i need to add some..

-Thou shalt die their hair black,brown,or blonde
(alice,bella,rosalie)

-Thou shalt set up a special shelf for Du twilight merch

-Thou shalt buy false fangs and where them ALL DAY

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snoznoodle PLEASE read something else. Try something like Pride and Prejudice or Jane Eyre. They're worth a little obsession. LITTLE! I'm not endorsing any Darcism or Rochesterdom religions.

Free_Spirit I agree READ SOMETHING ELSE. Seriosuly the fact that you have come up with a new religion based on a FICTIONAL book is astounding. I'm sorry to say this but whoever made it up, GET A LIFE. and READ PROPER BOOKS

kayleebabee I HAVE BLACK HAIR! *starts to hyperventilate* now everyones gonna think I am part of A.. a twi-cult offering sacrifices to Robert pattinson arggggghhhh!!!!

kayleebabee Oh and if this cult is called cullenism should it not be ahem EDWARD CULLEN and not ROBERT PATTINSON?

kayleebabee oh and the cullens (meyerpire prodigys) do not have fangs they have ahem ahem "razor sharp venom coated teeth) New moon chap one party shows us all how much you guys know get a life pleeze!!!! more people the katmeister has proved wrong awright!

Mrs-Grint She's not serious...right?

CULLEN-HALE i love twilight but wow..... this is SOOOO getting posted on the c.a.t spot lmao this is just too funny

lollipopszx3 lol ^.^ yeah right. have fun with your new 'religion'.

rachaelwsz OMG. *gags and gags* LOL Seriously? One word for these 'rules': RIDICULOUS. Wearing contact lenses for a long period can cause damage to the eyes. And 'wow'! So, people who practise Cullenism aren't allowed to drink water, eh? Because it's a colorless liquid. Think DIABETES... *sighs* In case you didn't know twilight0girl, these rules make some Twifans, like me, disgusted with how some fans use Twilight to conjure up some 'religion' which has rules that are plain ridiculous and somewhat not Twilight-related. I'll be celebrating Christmas on the 25th December 2009 this year. Nothing is going to change that.

Frizzhead Definitley read something else ...a comic is better then the fangless vampires who eat animals

Myf_1992 I'm with Renrae, Cullenism Commandments are beyond hysterical. And Seconded Kaidi's comment, I love you Ren! And all you other C.A.T fans, snoznoodle, CULLEN-HALE, Kadi, Frizzhead, Rachaelwsz, Mrs-Grint, kayleebabee you guyz n dallz rock! Well, this has entertained me for a breif moment.

sapherequeen Guys, RELAX! I think twilight0girl was just kidding. But if she wasn't.....I'm speechless.

OCFan123 Ranrea, you are the best.

Twilightworship U know that there are People creating Jediism, on the Star wars movies!!!!! So why not Culleism??! I mean, the bible is also fictional. Maybe god not, and Jesus are true, but still :) I never met them u know,

twilight0girl Wow,im so so so so sorry if this offended anyone (and im only getting that because most of the comments are pretty negative).i only created a few,i dont even follow all of these.These were just all SUPPOSED TO BE FOR FUN,AND TO LAUGH AT,not to take seriously,i only made/posted this for fun,and i really hope someone figure's out that this,again,was for fun.

rachaelwsz @Twilightworship At least Jediism doesn't have laws like "Thou shalt eat all food with Forks. Even soup." *snorts* These Cullenism 'rules' are beyond ridiculous. "the bible is also fictional". That is really offending to Christians. And I am one. I rather worship God than the Cullens. Thank you. @twilight0girl Yeah. I seriously had a lot of fun laughing at the ridiculousness of these rules.

123cosmo4 So did I.

Bieberfan23 Ok im in luv with the twilight saga but im not following these rules there insane vampires dont have fangs robert pattinson-no edward n what is cullenmis anyway golden eye contacts (id get red) but anyways like relle contacts thts pretty out there what if we dont like the drinkss i mean i duu but still what if were not team edward(evn tho i m) i was gunna join this club then i read this i no i dont hav tah but its crazy a religeon...relllle going a little to far with this

sapherequeen People, for crying out loud! Twilight0girl was only kidding, and these rules are nothing to freak out about! I know a lot of people who are commenting, and I either really like them or have great respect for them. But this was all for fun. Of course twilight0girl, who is also a good friend of mine, wouldn't do all of these things literally. She's not insane! I seriously think some people are overreacting with these. ALSO: I hate to sound foolish or anything, but if some of the people here (not saying all) hate the Twilight series, why are they wasting their time going through this club to read articles like these? *sighs frustratingly*

angelicaazariel im going cullenism

MadamOcta13 @sapherequeen: this was a link in the CAT club. Just saying. Back to the article: I thought Meyerpires didn't have fangs.

Renarimae I agree with renrae. I'm a Christian and Christmas is the most important holiday for us besides Easter (you might know why). So yeah, and plus I'm too scared to try wearing contacts (yes, I wear glasses). And lots of the food I eat, I eat using my fingers only. I couldn't be a Cullenist, because I've already dedicated myself to Christianity. But yeah, those rules are twisted!

Friendly_Girl Okay, I am a Twi-fan but these rules... NOT NORMAL/HEALTHY/SANE. (Twilight0girl, if you are just kidding, which I really hope you are, my apologies)

TwilightGirl312 People! These rules are just for fun. Twilight0girl even said they were. These rules were just meant to give everyone a good laugh. Besides, everyone knows the one real rule for twilight fans is just Love Twilight!

Renarimae It was a joke? Man! I feel like an idiot now!