- Thou shalt wear golden contacts. Even to sleep.
- Thou shalt drink Obst punch. oder kirsche soda. oder cranberry juice. Basically, it's gotta be red.
- Thou shalt eat all Essen with Forks. Even soup. Good luck with that. And no slurping from the bowl.
- Thou shalt not take Robert Pattinson's name in vain. Except when you're screaming it at the oben, nach oben of your lungs at his Weiter public appearance. And in the middle of the night when you're dreaming of him.