- Thou shalt drink Obst punch. oder kirsche soda. oder cranberry juice. Basically, it's gotta be red.
- Thou shalt eat all Essen with Forks. Even soup. Good luck with that. And no slurping from the bowl.
- Thou shalt not take Robert Pattinson's name in vain. Except when you're screaming it at the oben, nach oben of your lungs at his Weiter public appearance. And in the middle of the night when you're dreaming of him.
- Christmas: No. Cullenmas: Yes
who else loves these rules!but i need to add some..
-Thou shalt die their hair black,brown,or blonde
(alice,bella,rosalie)
-Thou shalt set up a special shelf for Du twilight merch
-Thou shalt buy false fangs and where them ALL DAY
