Canada24's club.. Article: oben, nach oben 20 Zitate from my favourite character in the Army of Two series... ELLIOT SALEM

oben, nach oben 20 Zitate from my favourite character in the Army of Two series... ELLIOT SALEM

posted by Canada24

#1:
Phillip Clyde: I'm going to kill Du both. Then, I'm going to drain all your blood, take out your bones, put your body in a big chair with some elves and reindeer, and sit on your lap and tell Du all the cool shit I want for Christmas.
Elliot Salem: This guy *clearly* had a messed up childhood.
Tyson Rios: [scoff] Ya think?

#2:
Phillip Clyde: No problem, fuck-o.
[gives the middle finger and jumps off the ship]
Elliot Salem: "Fuck-o"?. Who says that!?

#3:
Phillip Clyde: I'm gonna kill Du both, slice Du open and go to an aerobics class waring your intestines for leg warmers!
Elliot Salem: I mean - does that even make sense?

#4:
Phillip Clyde: I'm gonna tear Du up so bad, your own momma ain't gonna recognize you.
Elliot Salem: Yo - leave my momma out of this!

#5:
Salem: Hey Ty? Who Du think the best rapper in the Wu- Tang Clan is?
Rios: Elliot.. We just got set Von our boss.. Are careers are over.. And were in a life and death situation WHY ARE Du ASKING ME THIS SHIT WAIT NOW!?
Salem: A lot of people say it's the WZA.. But I kinda like Ghostface Killah... Actually I don't think I ever heard the U God album. Du heard that?

#6:
Salem: Yeah you're welcome Du freakin nutcase. WORST! ZOO! EVER!

#7:
Rios: I don't like shooting animals.
Salen: (mockingly) ohh.. Your a good boy Charlie Brown

#8:
Elliot: Du think I made the right choice? Good, I'm glad.. But let me ask Du something? Did Du have to live the rest of your life with your best Friends life on hands?... I didn't think so.. So Du can take your god damn Berichten and shove it up your ass... And let me tell Du something else.. Du did this.. Not that manic.. He's just a god damn monster that Du created... So Du live with that!

#9:
Murrey: Welcome to Shanghai boys, how Du like it so far?
Elliot: I feel tall!

#10:
Salem: ... I want to kill him... Just need ONE clear shot at him.

#11:
Salem: An elevator? Hell no.. I'm not dying in a box!

#12:
Elliot: Okay.. I think we have a few Sekunden were no one's trying to kill us.

#13:
Rios: Any bright ideas?
Salem: The brightest!

#14:
Rios: I can't believe Du want to do these private contacts when we JUST got set up.
Salem: Hey.. A man's got to eat.
Rios: Your unbelievable

#15:
Salem: Yo. That was so badass, Du WISH Du had moves like that.

#16:
Rios: That's him!
Salem: No shit!

#17:
Salem: Sense when are Du such a god damn boy scot!?

#18:
Salem and Rios both: Howaa!

#19:
Salem: (to Rios) Du oh me a soda.

#20:
Salem: Let's just get the job done and see what happens

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4 songs Von Metal bands that I am not afraid of Wird angezeigt to my MOM

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#1: SLIPKNOT - SNUFF:
Very calm and beautiful sounding.
That's very unusual for Slipknot.
But in a a good way..

#2: POETS OF THE FALL - CARNIVAL OF RUST:
She has no idea about THE HAPPY SONG.
This the only song I showed her..

#3: Metallica - NOTHING ELSE MATTERS:
She loves this song actually.
And knows how obsessed I am with Metallica so she knows how crazy they get..

#4: KORN - HATER:
Well... I tried. But she hates Korn all together.
I could understand why though. Their pretty "out there"..

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oben, nach oben ten favourite Homer Simpson quotes:

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#10:
"Fame was like a drug, but what was even Mehr like a drug were the drugs."

#9:
"Here's to alcohol, the cause of, and solution to, all life's problems."

#8:
Marge: "I'd really like to give this a try."
Homer: "I dunno, trying is the first step towards failure...".

#7:
"Hey! He's not happy at all! He lied to us though song! I HATE WHEN THAT HAPPENS!!"

#6:
"I'll be at the bar getting very happy. Then very very sad. Than happy again"

#5:
"(drunk) Your just lucky Du got your clones with yea"

#4:
"Televison! Teacher, mother... [lustily] ... secret lover. Urge to kill... fading... fading... fading -...

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CHAPTER THIRTEEN: EVIL SANTA RETURNS:

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ONE Jahr LATER: NOVEMBER 30th.

The Smiths began to live for a bit in Los Santos, taking Floyd's old apartment which was still left abandoned after the incident.. Sally and Dash ended up returning too, but sadly the Griffins decided not to stay and returned to Road Island.
As the holidays approach, Steve becomes a brat and Stan takes him to see his grandfather to be scared straight. Jack is actually still alive, but I’m still keeping that earlier joke, as I like it. Grandpa Jack tells Steve the story of Krampus, who punishes the naughty children at Weihnachten and Steve refuses to buy into it....

Killswitch Engage- End of the Heartache

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oben, nach oben 2 scenes that scared me as a kid #2

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Jimmy Tatro: 22 jimp straße

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Insane: (A Hazbin Hotel Song)

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Canada24 reviews RICK AND MORTY (season 1 episode 1 and 2)

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I know I sagte I wasn't gonna review shows anymore.. But I changed my mind for Rick and Morty.

This was one of my most requested reviews I've got.. And from the many clips I seen on youtube, including the screaming sun. I knew I had to watch this. It's all people ever talk about..

I watch the episodes same place I watch all my reviewed shows "watchcartoonsonline".

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Anyway.. So far.. I can't believe I never watched this show. Cause the first two episodes were awesome.. Though also weird.. Which I know is gonna be a common theme.

Like most of us, I like Rick the most. Though the burp running...

oben, nach oben 10 WORST PLOT TWISTS (including tv shows and creepy pastas)

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#10: INDIANA JONES - CYSTAL SKULL:
Despite what everyone says.. I actually really enjoyed this movie..
But than the ending comes..
Basically.. The gang The five enter a chamber containing the crystal skeletons of thirteen enthroned skeletal crystal beings, one missing its skull. Spalko arrives and presents the skull to this skeleton. It suddenly flies from her hands to the skeleton and rejoins, whereupon the aliens reanimate and telepathically offer a reward in ancient Mayan through Oxley. A portal to their dimension becomes activated, and Spalko demands knowledge equal to the aliens'. The thirteen...

oben, nach oben ten most badass GAY characters.

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I am a large supporter of gay rights, so here's a Artikel to prove it in my own way..

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#1: TONY PRINCE:
Luis Lopez's homosexual boss in GTA 4.
But what I Liebe about Tony. Is he's just as tough as anyone else. He isn't a gay stereotype, dancing around with high toned voice, and a low intelligence.
The closest Tony gets to being like this, is in CHINESSE TAKEOUT, cause he was isn't use to gunfights, and is cowering in the corner.
But then the golf court mission is directly actor, and "new Tony" is shooting at the enemies, just like...

Smosh parody's Eminem

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The Nazis in Hellsing Abridged make me laugh.. so.. oben, nach oben FIVE Zitate

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#1:
Nazi Officer 1: The hell is she Singen now?

Nazi Officer 2: I have no idea, I think it was beliebt a couple years back.

Nazi Officer 3: At least she is no longer on about the ponies, and the friendship, and the wrapping up of winter!

[During this, Rip sings the lines I just wanna tell Du how I'm feeling; Gotta make Du understand~! in the background.]

[Cut back to Rip singing.]
Rip: Never gonna give Du up, never gonna let Du down, never gonna run around and desert you~! Never gonna make Du cry, never gonna say goodbye, never gonna tell a lie and hurt you~!

[She suddenly collapses and trembles...