#1:
Phillip Clyde: I'm going to kill Du both. Then, I'm going to drain all your blood, take out your bones, put your body in a big chair with some elves and reindeer, and sit on your lap and tell Du all the cool shit I want for Christmas.
Elliot Salem: This guy *clearly* had a messed up childhood.
Tyson Rios: [scoff] Ya think?
#2:
Phillip Clyde: No problem, fuck-o.
[gives the middle finger and jumps off the ship]
Elliot Salem: "Fuck-o"?. Who says that!?
#3:
Phillip Clyde: I'm gonna kill Du both, slice Du open and go to an aerobics class waring your intestines for leg warmers!
Elliot Salem: I mean - does that even make sense?
#4:
Phillip Clyde: I'm gonna tear Du up so bad, your own momma ain't gonna recognize you.
Elliot Salem: Yo - leave my momma out of this!
#5:
Salem: Hey Ty? Who Du think the best rapper in the Wu- Tang Clan is?
Rios: Elliot.. We just got set Von our boss.. Are careers are over.. And were in a life and death situation WHY ARE Du ASKING ME THIS SHIT WAIT NOW!?
Salem: A lot of people say it's the WZA.. But I kinda like Ghostface Killah... Actually I don't think I ever heard the U God album. Du heard that?
#6:
Salem: Yeah you're welcome Du freakin nutcase. WORST! ZOO! EVER!
#7:
Rios: I don't like shooting animals.
Salen: (mockingly) ohh.. Your a good boy Charlie Brown
#8:
Elliot: Du think I made the right choice? Good, I'm glad.. But let me ask Du something? Did Du have to live the rest of your life with your best Friends life on hands?... I didn't think so.. So Du can take your god damn Berichten and shove it up your ass... And let me tell Du something else.. Du did this.. Not that manic.. He's just a god damn monster that Du created... So Du live with that!
#9:
Murrey: Welcome to Shanghai boys, how Du like it so far?
Elliot: I feel tall!
#10:
Salem: ... I want to kill him... Just need ONE clear shot at him.
#11:
Salem: An elevator? Hell no.. I'm not dying in a box!
#12:
Elliot: Okay.. I think we have a few Sekunden were no one's trying to kill us.
#13:
Rios: Any bright ideas?
Salem: The brightest!
#14:
Rios: I can't believe Du want to do these private contacts when we JUST got set up.
Salem: Hey.. A man's got to eat.
Rios: Your unbelievable
#15:
Salem: Yo. That was so badass, Du WISH Du had moves like that.
#16:
Rios: That's him!
Salem: No shit!
#17:
Salem: Sense when are Du such a god damn boy scot!?
#18:
Salem and Rios both: Howaa!
#19:
Salem: (to Rios) Du oh me a soda.
#20:
Salem: Let's just get the job done and see what happens
Phillip Clyde: I'm going to kill Du both. Then, I'm going to drain all your blood, take out your bones, put your body in a big chair with some elves and reindeer, and sit on your lap and tell Du all the cool shit I want for Christmas.
Elliot Salem: This guy *clearly* had a messed up childhood.
Tyson Rios: [scoff] Ya think?
#2:
Phillip Clyde: No problem, fuck-o.
[gives the middle finger and jumps off the ship]
Elliot Salem: "Fuck-o"?. Who says that!?
#3:
Phillip Clyde: I'm gonna kill Du both, slice Du open and go to an aerobics class waring your intestines for leg warmers!
Elliot Salem: I mean - does that even make sense?
#4:
Phillip Clyde: I'm gonna tear Du up so bad, your own momma ain't gonna recognize you.
Elliot Salem: Yo - leave my momma out of this!
#5:
Salem: Hey Ty? Who Du think the best rapper in the Wu- Tang Clan is?
Rios: Elliot.. We just got set Von our boss.. Are careers are over.. And were in a life and death situation WHY ARE Du ASKING ME THIS SHIT WAIT NOW!?
Salem: A lot of people say it's the WZA.. But I kinda like Ghostface Killah... Actually I don't think I ever heard the U God album. Du heard that?
#6:
Salem: Yeah you're welcome Du freakin nutcase. WORST! ZOO! EVER!
#7:
Rios: I don't like shooting animals.
Salen: (mockingly) ohh.. Your a good boy Charlie Brown
#8:
Elliot: Du think I made the right choice? Good, I'm glad.. But let me ask Du something? Did Du have to live the rest of your life with your best Friends life on hands?... I didn't think so.. So Du can take your god damn Berichten and shove it up your ass... And let me tell Du something else.. Du did this.. Not that manic.. He's just a god damn monster that Du created... So Du live with that!
#9:
Murrey: Welcome to Shanghai boys, how Du like it so far?
Elliot: I feel tall!
#10:
Salem: ... I want to kill him... Just need ONE clear shot at him.
#11:
Salem: An elevator? Hell no.. I'm not dying in a box!
#12:
Elliot: Okay.. I think we have a few Sekunden were no one's trying to kill us.
#13:
Rios: Any bright ideas?
Salem: The brightest!
#14:
Rios: I can't believe Du want to do these private contacts when we JUST got set up.
Salem: Hey.. A man's got to eat.
Rios: Your unbelievable
#15:
Salem: Yo. That was so badass, Du WISH Du had moves like that.
#16:
Rios: That's him!
Salem: No shit!
#17:
Salem: Sense when are Du such a god damn boy scot!?
#18:
Salem and Rios both: Howaa!
#19:
Salem: (to Rios) Du oh me a soda.
#20:
Salem: Let's just get the job done and see what happens
#1: DIMITRI RASCALOV:
Sure one of the greatest feelings is finally putting a bullet in him.. But nobody can disagree he's not of the greatest GTA villains..
#2: BILLY GREY:
There's always been a certain entertainment about Billy. He's actually kinda funny, even at his most dispicable..
#3: EDGAR ROSS:
Least until the ending, where he kills you..
#4: ROY EARLE:
He is a sexist, racist Jerkass sleaze of a cop who would gladly sell his partner out and benefit from his misery. But like Billy, there's such a entertainment about him. Espically since he also the most sarcastic character in the game..
#5: BOWSER:
Who doesn't Liebe Bowser..
Sure one of the greatest feelings is finally putting a bullet in him.. But nobody can disagree he's not of the greatest GTA villains..
#2: BILLY GREY:
There's always been a certain entertainment about Billy. He's actually kinda funny, even at his most dispicable..
#3: EDGAR ROSS:
Least until the ending, where he kills you..
#4: ROY EARLE:
He is a sexist, racist Jerkass sleaze of a cop who would gladly sell his partner out and benefit from his misery. But like Billy, there's such a entertainment about him. Espically since he also the most sarcastic character in the game..
#5: BOWSER:
Who doesn't Liebe Bowser..
It's near October.. Decided to rewatch Hellsing Ultimate..
I am well aware there is another Hellsing, but this one is all I really need..
Too be honest, I never before realized actually how fucking SCARY this shit is..
Guess the Japanese know what horror REALLY is.
It's nor lazy jump scares every five minuetes, despite most modern horror Filme claiming it to be so..
No.
The truth of it is, all that scary imagery in Hellsing, is FAR Mehr effective.
Even Yan Valentine is friggin scary, I looked at him a different way this time.
Plus Hellsing has two of my favourite cliche's..
* All the shadowy figures with glowing eyes..
* The constant evil laughs..
I'm watched the first 4, have quite a ways to go..
Though it seems to drain a lot of my computer battery, so I should keep my charger close..
Anyway..
Till Weiter time.. I'll give another Artikel after watching the rest of the show.. I guess..
I am well aware there is another Hellsing, but this one is all I really need..
Too be honest, I never before realized actually how fucking SCARY this shit is..
Guess the Japanese know what horror REALLY is.
It's nor lazy jump scares every five minuetes, despite most modern horror Filme claiming it to be so..
No.
The truth of it is, all that scary imagery in Hellsing, is FAR Mehr effective.
Even Yan Valentine is friggin scary, I looked at him a different way this time.
Plus Hellsing has two of my favourite cliche's..
* All the shadowy figures with glowing eyes..
* The constant evil laughs..
I'm watched the first 4, have quite a ways to go..
Though it seems to drain a lot of my computer battery, so I should keep my charger close..
Anyway..
Till Weiter time.. I'll give another Artikel after watching the rest of the show.. I guess..
#1: SPONGEBOB:
Spongebob use to be a a bit nieve. But he was also mature in his own way. And accepted his mistakes.
But now he is a complete moron. And f***in cry baby.. And NEVER learns his lesson..
#2: SQUIDWARD:
It use to be satifying to see Squidward get punished, when he deserves it. But now.. He DOSEN'T deserve it. And he gets punished even WORSE..
#3: KRABS:
He use to be greedy, but also a good person, with a moral compass, and cares for Spongebob, father/son like. But now.. Krab's obsession of money is borderline psychotic. And he is willing to put Spongebob in danger just for a penny (heck, he fires him for a nickel)..
#4: PATRICK:
He use to be stupid, but loyal. Now he's stupid to the point he actually bullies Spongebob, and never gets punished..
#5: SANDY:
(No comment)..
Spongebob use to be a a bit nieve. But he was also mature in his own way. And accepted his mistakes.
But now he is a complete moron. And f***in cry baby.. And NEVER learns his lesson..
#2: SQUIDWARD:
It use to be satifying to see Squidward get punished, when he deserves it. But now.. He DOSEN'T deserve it. And he gets punished even WORSE..
#3: KRABS:
He use to be greedy, but also a good person, with a moral compass, and cares for Spongebob, father/son like. But now.. Krab's obsession of money is borderline psychotic. And he is willing to put Spongebob in danger just for a penny (heck, he fires him for a nickel)..
#4: PATRICK:
He use to be stupid, but loyal. Now he's stupid to the point he actually bullies Spongebob, and never gets punished..
#5: SANDY:
(No comment)..