Canada24's club.. Article: oben, nach oben 20 Zitate from my favourite character in the Army of Two series... ELLIOT SALEM

oben, nach oben 20 Zitate from my favourite character in the Army of Two series... ELLIOT SALEM

posted by Canada24

#1:
Phillip Clyde: I'm going to kill Du both. Then, I'm going to drain all your blood, take out your bones, put your body in a big chair with some elves and reindeer, and sit on your lap and tell Du all the cool shit I want for Christmas.
Elliot Salem: This guy *clearly* had a messed up childhood.
Tyson Rios: [scoff] Ya think?

#2:
Phillip Clyde: No problem, fuck-o.
[gives the middle finger and jumps off the ship]
Elliot Salem: "Fuck-o"?. Who says that!?

#3:
Phillip Clyde: I'm gonna kill Du both, slice Du open and go to an aerobics class waring your intestines for leg warmers!
Elliot Salem: I mean - does that even make sense?

#4:
Phillip Clyde: I'm gonna tear Du up so bad, your own momma ain't gonna recognize you.
Elliot Salem: Yo - leave my momma out of this!

#5:
Salem: Hey Ty? Who Du think the best rapper in the Wu- Tang Clan is?
Rios: Elliot.. We just got set Von our boss.. Are careers are over.. And were in a life and death situation WHY ARE Du ASKING ME THIS SHIT WAIT NOW!?
Salem: A lot of people say it's the WZA.. But I kinda like Ghostface Killah... Actually I don't think I ever heard the U God album. Du heard that?

#6:
Salem: Yeah you're welcome Du freakin nutcase. WORST! ZOO! EVER!

#7:
Rios: I don't like shooting animals.
Salen: (mockingly) ohh.. Your a good boy Charlie Brown

#8:
Elliot: Du think I made the right choice? Good, I'm glad.. But let me ask Du something? Did Du have to live the rest of your life with your best Friends life on hands?... I didn't think so.. So Du can take your god damn Berichten and shove it up your ass... And let me tell Du something else.. Du did this.. Not that manic.. He's just a god damn monster that Du created... So Du live with that!

#9:
Murrey: Welcome to Shanghai boys, how Du like it so far?
Elliot: I feel tall!

#10:
Salem: ... I want to kill him... Just need ONE clear shot at him.

#11:
Salem: An elevator? Hell no.. I'm not dying in a box!

#12:
Elliot: Okay.. I think we have a few Sekunden were no one's trying to kill us.

#13:
Rios: Any bright ideas?
Salem: The brightest!

#14:
Rios: I can't believe Du want to do these private contacts when we JUST got set up.
Salem: Hey.. A man's got to eat.
Rios: Your unbelievable

#15:
Salem: Yo. That was so badass, Du WISH Du had moves like that.

#16:
Rios: That's him!
Salem: No shit!

#17:
Salem: Sense when are Du such a god damn boy scot!?

#18:
Salem and Rios both: Howaa!

#19:
Salem: (to Rios) Du oh me a soda.

#20:
Salem: Let's just get the job done and see what happens

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oben, nach oben ten songs Von King Diamond (real name Kim Bendix Petersen)

posted by Canada24

Nobody has ever made this list.
And now that I'm hooked to him again, I decided to do it myself. Dreamtime says I can make people like bands somehow.. So maybe this will help.

A lot of people don't talk about this guy. Probably cause he is in fact an actual Satanist.
And most of his songs are about black magic and the devil himself.

I do admit that's a bit disturbing for me, as an Christian. But I don't judge people on this stuff..

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#1: EVIL:
It may not be very good. But it introduced ME to him.
So may as well add it as number 1.

#2:...

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awesome ''Korn'' Hintergrund

added by Dreamtime

Source: deviantart

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If your face says who Du are.. Mine says "town pervert/drunk"

added by Canada24

Saten Twist Adventures: Liste of characters

posted by Canada24

SATEN TWIST:
Although he usually means well. Saten Twist isn't always as innocent as the other my little pony characters. He's been known to kill 3 people (though non of them were on purpose).
Saten often reveals to have had a very bad childhood, his father was abusive to him and his mother, and his mother was emotionally distant, never Wird angezeigt him any true signs of love. As a result, Saten has grown into a recovering alcoholic, who sometimes takes weed, and has strong temper issues witch often makes him unpredictable, and sometimes even sadistic.
However, he is also shown to be quite immature...

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Hellsing, Part 4

posted by Canada24

Gotta love Anderson

Sup?

This I actually such a AWESOME series.
I was too hard on the first episode, I'd have to rewatch it sometime.

But anyway.
As Du can tell Von the picture, I am really taking a likeness towards Anderson.
He is so cool to look at.

But I'm also starting to take likeness towards The Major.
He is such a deep character, and makes for an amazing villain.
Not to mention, he's a good villain, because he, what to me, defines TRUE evil.
The type of peron who only wants to see the world burn, there's no reasoning with him.

Though unfortantly, I am starting to have LESS enjoyment towards Alucard.
He may be on...

Hedgehog In Ponyville

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Here are two previews to Fan fictions coming soon to this very club.

The Storm - 2015

Theme song: link

Ten miles from Ponyville, Von the Delamare River is a town called Frenchtown. Hundreds of ponies live there, and together, they must survive.....

The Storm

Starring in alphabetical order

Aurora from Alinah_09
Barry from SeanTheHedgehog
Ditto from Canada24
Emerald Ivy from Dragonaura15
Fire Vi Equestria from Jordy_Dash
Jesse from SeanTheHedgehog
Joe from SeanTheHedgehog
Katana Sun from BlondLionEzel
Lexi from Sonicexeluv
Orion from Alinah_09
Saten Twist from Canada24
Snowflake from Alinah_09...

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oben, nach oben ten Johnny Klebitz Zitate

posted by Canada24

R.I.P

#1:
Billy: Then answer the God damn question. Why the fuck haven't Du gotten it back for me, friend-brother?
Johnny: One word: business. Like I told Du when Du were in there, oder were Du so busy playing holier-than-thou Du started believing your own bullshit?
Billy: GET! MY! BIKE!
Johnny: What am I!? YOUR FUCKIN DOG!?

#2:
Brian: Please Johnny, I'm bagging yo-
Johnny: (points a pistol at Brian's head) SHUT UP BRIAN! For once in your life do NOT be a pussy!... (ready to pull the trigger) Du GOTTA TAKE IT LIKE A MAN!

#3:
Johnny: I like you, Ray. Still keep your humor in the midst of an almighty...

Hedgehog In Ponyville: The Grand Galloping Gala

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Song: link

Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear

Announcer: It's not a bright future.
Sean & Nik: *Laying down side Von side, shooting S.G bronies running towards them*
Sean: So now Du understand why I left the fandom?
Nik: Yeah.
Announcer: It's not something to look vorwärts-, nach vorn to.
S.G Brony 96: *Puts Dan in a chair* Wake up!! *Grabs a rope to tie him to the chair*
Announcer: It's 2021.

Song (Start at 0:27): link

Announcer: It's the story of how the MLP fandom got teilt, split into two, all thanks to a man, and his interest in Starlight Glimmer. 2021, coming soon.

The song fades...

Ponies On The Rails: Season 6 Highlights

posted by Seanthehedgehog

One day, Button Mash was watching TV.

Button: I can't seem to find anything good. *Changes channel to a news report*
Anchor Pony: And apparently, the bank robbers took off in a dark blue Suburban.
Button: Boring. *Changes channel to war film*
Equestrian pony 589: Get down.
Terrorist: *Shoots missile*
Button: Isn't there anything good on TV?! *Changes channel*
Announcer: And now, it's time for the season 6 highlights of Ponies On The Rails. Sponsored Von Princess Motors. Manufacturing both cars, and trains for over seventy years.

Theme song: link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 58

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song: link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Coffee Crème "Frenchy" From Karina_Brony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NocturnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.

Nikki West From Jade_23

Michael, Roger, Anthony, and Duke From Seanthehedgehog

And introducing Ryan from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 58

Lying Is Bad

September 3, 1956
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming

Everyday,...

My Little Pony: Zombies

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Warning: The owner of the copyright in this Fan fiction has authorized it's use for members of this club to read, and enjoy, over, and over again without charge of any kind. Any other use of this Fan fiction including any copying, reproduction oder performance of any of the material..... Ah, who am I kidding? I know you're not going to steal any of the content in this Fan fiction.

Song: link

Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear

Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!

Pinkie Pie: *Talking into a radio, recording a casette...

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Canada24's review of the new Joker movie

posted by Canada24

Spoilers:

I just realized this review isn't on here, so here...

Well I talked about the issues about things non-related to the film itself. And now I finally saw the movie itself.. Not gonna lie, it was fucking awesome.. So lets see if I can make a good review of it. I'm no WindWaker430, but I do my best..

So I saw this film with my sister and her boyfriend (PS: She’s younger Von at least a year).

So lets start with the first thing.. The laugh.. This movie takes a very unexpected approach. It addresses the infamish joker laugh as a ongoing condition, rather than the usual evil laugh cliche....

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Peter Tries a reis Cake But Vocoded

added by Seanthehedgehog

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Child’s Play Movie Facts

posted by DisneyPrince88

Catherine Hicks (Karen) and Kevin Yagher (Chucky's creator) met on set and were married a Jahr later.

Chucky's full name, Charles Lee Ray, is derived from the names of notorious killers Charles Manson, Lee Harvey Oswald (assassin of John F. Kennedy) and James Earl strahl, ray (assassin of Martin Luther King).

In the scene where Chucky runs behind Maggie in the hallway, Chucky was actually played Von Alex Vincent's younger sister.

The Chucky films have always been accused of inspiring violence in children. One case linked to the series was a gang in Manchester kidnapping and murdering a 16-year-old girl....

Ponies On The Rails Episode 9

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Episode 9

Bartholomew "Not so" Perfect The 55th

June 10, 1951

At the station in Cheyenne, Bartholomew was getting ready to conduct a passenger train.

Gordon: *Looking at map of Equestria* Hey, Bart! Do Du know how long it would take to get to Germany from my place if I was driving?
Bartholomew: Perhaps Du should try looking at an actual world map instead of that pathetic nonsense!
Gordon: Who asked you?! *grabs smartphone* Fine, if you're gonna be like that, I'll just ask the smartphone, and it'll tell me how to get from here to Germany, and how long it will take!
Bartholomew: WE CAN'T USE...

Canada24 reviews RICK AND MORTY: PART 2: (season 1 episode 3 and 4)

posted by Canada24

link

So I as I sagte before.. This certainly one of my Mehr "enjoyable" reviews.. As I actually really do enjoy this Zeigen so far.. Espically all the pop culture references, made clear Von episode 2..

So episode 3 has Rick send Morty into someone's body (because of coarse he does), and there's literary an amusement part (because of coarse they're is).

This soon leads to a big battle.

Meanwhile, there has to be the most awkward famly speiselokal, diner ever.

Of coarse the very Weiter episode has Rick and Morty naked together.. So.. Du know.. Weird show..

Nothing to really say about episode 3..

Now for episode 4....

Random, best of abridged Vegeta

posted by Canada24

#1:
Nappa stops in mid-air.
Nappa: Vegeta!
Vegeta: What is it, Nappa!?
Nappa: I can fly.
Vegeta: (stammering) ...Yes, Nappa, yes Du can.

#2:
Vegeta: Nappa, what are Du doing?
Nappa: It's his turn, Vegeta. I have to wait for him.
Vegeta: Wha... I... uh... (nose starts to bleed)
Nappa: Du okay, Vegeta?
Vegeta: Yes... just... just having an aneurysm out of sheer stupidity.
Nappa: Wow. (beat) Didn't think Du were that stupid, Vegeta.
Vegeta: AAAAARRRRRRGGGGHGHHHH!!!!!

#3:
Vegeta: (loudly screams out of frustration) I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS!! I WILL NOT BE HUMILIATED Von A LOW-CLASS WRETCH!!!
Goku:...

Canada24 reviews PARANORMAL ACTIVITY 3:

posted by Canada24

I watched this movie a few years ago.. But as I remember it's one of the few films that actually scared me..

I'm a big sucker for ghost stories. And they were marathoning these films, but only saw the 3rd.

I watch a lot of scary movies, but this one actually had me jumpy. So I considered that as meaning it's good.

I'm a big believer in the paranormal. So I Liebe these kinds of films. As well as shows.

I may not believe in Jesus (well, I believe the part about him dying on the cross. People were fucked up back than, so it's not unheard of). But I do believe in God itself.. Mostly cause I believe...

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BEST OF ALEXMANE:

posted by Canada24

A character from a crossover story, ALEXMANE AND SATEN TWIST ADVENTURES.. Where Derpy is dead, and Saten moves too another city., meeting a friend of Trixie's.. AlexMane (who not so secretly, was attracted too her).

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SCENE 1:

AlexMane: We're breaking up!?

Lily Valey: Well... Yeah, but to be honest, I don't know how Du expected me to Liebe Du when Du so clearly hate everything, and everyone, especially yourself.. I mean, would it kill Du to be civil? This is why we're breaking up.

AlexMane: It's nothing to do with me sleeping with your sister?

Lily: WHAT!?

AlexMane:...

CANADA24 REVIEWS CARRIE (sarcastically, as usual)

posted by Canada24

Basically, Carrie, a normal girl. Except she has tele- I don't know. That thing where Du Bewegen shit with your mind (it's never explained why she has it, Du just kind of role with it). experiences her first period as she showers with other girls after gym class (not as sexy as Du might think).

Unaware of what is happening to her, Carrie panics and pleads for help. The other girls, rather trying too comfort like normal human beings, begin laughing and bullying her.
Cause, Du know, mental breakdowns are hilarious.

The gym teacher breaks up the commotion and attempts to console Carrie, a light...