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posted by IrkenStarBurst
Well, I woke up in a dark, black room. For some reason my hemd, shirt was off.

Zim: Ung...Where am I? *looking around*

KillGore 2: SURENDER!!!!

Zim: *gets teary and bursts out laughing* WOW! This is my captor!?! That's what humans call- what i will say this one time- cute! XDDDD

Kill Gore 2: Du DARE MOCK THE INDESTRUSTIBLE KILLGORE2!?!

Zim: *laughs even harder* KILLGORE!?! It get's even better!!! Please don't hurt me!!!

Right when I sagte that, a tentical grabed me Von the mouth, ducttapping it.

Mrs. Boogie: Don't worry, it'll be quick...

Zim: *sweats*

Mrs. Boogie: I am mrs. boogie, Du are doing your speices a kind favor.

She hooked me up to a device that only Irkens could not get out of, pulled out a creepy looking staff.

Mrs. Boogie: I am willing to give my loving husband the herz of an Irken. It has been highly impossible for me recently, so Du should be pleased. My husband is gonna be so thrilled, and you, let's just say that i hope that Du believe in GOD, cause Du won't make it through this... *getting ready to stab zim*

Zim: *thinking and looks down* I never got to tell Gir, the tallest good bye, oder tell Gaz that I Liebe her...

(A big, loud explosion comes from one of the walls, once the smoke clears up, Du can see Bim yelling at cten and alyssa)

Bim: Well, i hope Du two are happy! Du morons used up Master Zim's last garnade! The door was unlocked, there was no one guarding the door! Geez! What a waste!

Zim: *thinking* Great...thank you, cten and friend...

Bim: Master! *running to Zim*

Cten: Hurry Mandy!

Alyssa: Be quick! The squid lady is knocked out! Get zim out of there before she wakes up!!!

Bim: *pulls duct tape off zim's mouth* Are Du alrigh, master?

Zim: Yeah, I almost pissed myself when i saw who my captor was, other than that, i'm okay.

Bim: I'm glad. *kisses zim's cheek*

Zim: *thinking* WTF????

Bim: Master, I l-l-lo-lov-like you. NO! NO! NO! I l-lo-lov-lov-love you. *blushes hard*

Zim: *speechless, then anoyed* Leave me alone. *walks away* If there is one thing that i hate most, it's stupid, retarded fangirls...

Bim: *getting very teary, sad*

But, the moron did not realize that Mrs. Boogie woke up, she was right behind her. While me, cten, alyssa were leaving, starburst was to busy bawling, mrs. boogie still holding the staff, stabed StarBurst through the chest.

Bim: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

Zim: screaming will not make me change my-*sees why she screamed* OH MY TALLEST!!!!

Bim: *hanging on the staff, bleeding out, weak* Ma-ma-mas-mast-te-eerrrrrr...Save yourself...

Mrs. Boogie: *transformed into a even creeper, uglier thing* NO BODY KNOCKS OUT MRS.BOOGIE!!!! *roars like a monster*

Cten: *curled on the ground, crying* I'M TO YOUNG TO DIE!!!!

Alyssa: ZIM!!! HELP US!!!

Zim: *thinking* I don't know what to do...My robot spinne legs are broken, i'm still a little stiff from that surprise attack before i was knocked out...wait..the necklace. *eyes glowing green*

Cten, Alyssa: Zim?!

Zim: Von the power of all that remains dark...COME TO YOUR MASTER!!! *a green flash happens, the halskette is on zim's neck*

Necklace: IT'S ABOUT TIME Du SUMMONED ME!!! Du LAZY NO GOOD LITTLE-

Zim: *getting mad* STOP INSULTING ME FOR ONCE IN YOUR FILTHY LIFE!!!!

Necklace: pift! Of all people, Oogie wants Du to be the Weiter emporer!? Stupid!

Zim: 0_0 *eyes get all big and welpe like, smiles big* He-He-he wants m-m-m-m-me to be emporer???? :)

Necklace: DO YOUR JOB!!!

Mrs. Boogie: Wait! This can't be right!

Cten: *rolls eyes* Of all people why zim?

Alyssa: I was woundering the same thing...

Zim: ENOUGH ALREADY!!! *zaps Mrs. Boogie with eye beam*

mrs. boogie: GUAH!!!

Zim: Du KIDNAPPED ME! AND Du MURDERED MY MAID!!!

I was relived when mrs. boogie was nothing but a pile of dust. But, i saw starburst, bleeding out, dying.

Zim: Some master i am..*sniff*

Alyssa: *jumps in the air* WOAH! THAT FIGT WAS SHORT BUT AWSOMENESS!!! SWEET!!!

Cten: Alyssa, now is not the time! Mandy is dead-well, dying...

Bim: Master, i'm sorry for being such an epic fail to you, but i did have fun...you know, stalking you...

*everyone is teary*

Bim: Good luck, i hope Du complete your mission, mas-gasp! *dies*

Cten: NO MANDY! DON'T GO INTO THE LIGHT!

Zim: Cten, Du fool, she's dead.

Cten: I'm notta-

Zim: Who's gonna wash the dishes?

Alyssa: 0_0 *slaps zim across the face really hard*

Zim: OW! HEY!

Alyssa: WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM!?! SHE $^%*ing DIED JUST FOR YOU!!! YET Du PAY HER BACK WITH %$#@!!! WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH YOU!!??!

Zim: *eye twitching* Since when do Du cuss!??

Cten: Sam, I'm upset too, but don't be...unnice...

Alyssa: I don't see why he hates her so much...

Zim: I'll expain at home...


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i dont own invader zim just the story, plz note human and my fellow irkens that this story be aLil change from the story on invader zim on the Ep's till the end of it where dib taken over the irken race.. enjoy and theres gonna be Pov's so try to understand my words nasty humans. my name is zim.. INVADER ZIM... but Du know things are never the same when it comes to changing oder invading... this human earth isbeautiful but the humans in it are ugly... and ugh.. just thinking about it make me wanna *Turns dark green* ok back to the point before i... *hem* went to earth every thing change...and my life change Von Lil as it goes.. i look at Gir Singen the doom song.. ugh just wanna *gets ready to grab gir* than i heard something a beep sound ...oh irken looks like we made it to our mission, i look at the world than to the intro and it sagte earth *well look Gir we made it to earth* i didnt understand what this earth was gonna be like but we gonna see. part 2 coming Soon
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