Schreiben Article: The Pookie

posted by kitsine

The Pookie

The pookie fell from a baum
upon hitting the ground he farted
scared at his own flatulence he tried climbing up the tree. But for every branch he grabbed he tooted. and for every twig he broke, he farted.

farting all the way up, pookie climed that tree. He had to make it to the oben, nach oben Du see, cause that where pookie's make pee. Relief was almost in reach for pookie. till a stiring occurred within.. a rumbling sensation, and pookie knew.. with a tear, that he couldn't hold it in.

Till this Tag those who were near sagte it sounded like a cow mooing. The momentum of his farts became like a rocket and shot pookie up and out that tree! Up in to the sky..till pookie could not be seen.

moral of story? dont eat beans. O_o

Weiter chapter "The pookie Returns"

mpepin04 Ohhhh that's gross!!

AliceKinsley Are you russian?

kitsine Nope. But I've drank with a few of them. lol

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Te espero

posted by shenelopefan

Para todos aquellos que hablen español o lo entiendan, aquí les dejo un poema que escribi hace mucho tiempo ya

Nunca había visto caer la lluvia así

Sólo cae

Mientras tú vuelves a casa

La lluvia cae

Pasaron tres horas sin tu regreso

Aún te espero en la puerta

No busco la lluvia

Espero tu vuelta

Pasaron quitte años

Te sigo esperando afuera

Aun contengo tu sonrisa

Esperando que llueva

Pero ahora es muy tarde

La lluvia ha cesado

Y aun espero tu llegada

Sigo esperando tu mirada

Chapter One of 'Bloody Arrow'

posted by Dhampires

I was back at the covent and in Mai's office waiting for her to give me my pay."Like always Du gets the job done in no time.I'll have to start giving Du a raise my dear.After all I can't afford to lose Du can a I?"She prasied me as she went into her safe, sicher retrieving a small sack of Gold coins.I smiled and sagte "No need to rasie my pay,I make enough and I'll never leave so long as Du keep feeding me information like Du promised." she sighed and turned with the Gold and a package of papers "Of course that's the purpose on why your here." I eyed the papers then shifted my gaze toward her."Yes...

The Stolen ~ Chapter 4

posted by Kimi4312

Chapter 4: Never Meant To Be.
After Roxana and Abe met once again, Roxana sat in her chair Lesen a book, until her phone rang, she reached to a tabelle besides her chair and sees it was a unknown number, she answered it "Who's this?" Roxana asked "It's me, the bastard that arrested you" Abe said, Roxana chuckled at Abe's Kommentar to her "Well how Du got this number then police officer?" Roxana sagte with a flirty but playful tone in her voice Abe laughed at the tone of Roxana's voice "Well, I know we don't personally know each other but....I was wondering if Du like to go out to town with me...

The Stolen ~ Chapter 2

posted by Kimi4312

Chapter 2: I'm Breathless.
At night after Roxana was arrested, Abe lays there in his bed, while the moon shines through his large window and onto his bed, he tosses his body from left to right and couldn't sleep, all he had been thinking about was Roxana, about her beautiful seductive but innocent young face and her limette, lime green eyes, Abe snatches his head as he tries to sleep but everytime he closes his eyes, all he sees is Roxana's face but then he falls asleep, then he begins dreaming, that he was in Roxana's apartment, he looks around to understand why he is in her house, then he sees Roxana...

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Boxes (feedback is greatly appreciated)

posted by ballaholic

He woke up with a jump.

Dammit. Not again.

He had been dreaming about her. It happened every time he thought he was getting better. It seemed like she didn’t want to be forgotten. She kept finding her way into his mind. He sat up in the dark, shaking. He knew he wouldn’t be able to sleep in the bett for a while again. Too many memories there. Too many thoughts of her wrapped around him under the covers. He couldn’t handle it. Once she got into his head, it took weeks for him to drive her out again.

He went out into the küche and got some water. Then he stared at his reflection in the window...

Metting: a shinigami story.

posted by animefangirlz

I was 13 when i had my first love.not my first boyfriend but someone i actually loved.

My name is Elisabeth Maddison,but everyone calls me "shinigami" it means " god of death",for my 13th birthday my older cousin Geettto took me to his gig.He plays lead gitarre and vocals for their band. He kept telling me how much they kick butt and all the battle of the bands they won. I just kept walking in the rain as it poured down flooding the sky. We got to the place,it was an old former shed for shipping trucks. The small factory behind it turned into a Musik store.They give local...

A Little Too Curious (part 13)

posted by noahnstar1616

-The Weiter Day-
I peeked from behind the left corner of the school and saw Cameron carrying Mercury's book towards the school entrance. Perfect. I turned to Zoey and Francine, who were right behind me. "I'm ready. How do I look ?" I had on the outfit Francine picked out for me and the makeup Zoey put on me yesterday. My hair was in a french braid, courtesy of Zoey's mom.

"Beautiful", sagte Francine.

"I'm jealous", sagte Zoey.

"Thanks." I turned back to look at Cameron, who had probably forgot something because he was walking back to his car. "Wish me luck." I rushed towards Cameron. "Hey."

"Hey." He...

A Little Too Curious (part 9)

posted by noahnstar1616

My world was dark.

The only thing I could see was the events that just took place; me running into the road, me seeing the car, the car crashing into me. It was like someone put my mind on replay.

I opened my eyes. Everything was hazy. Something bright shined in my eyes. It stung. I turned my head. There are flashing lights everywhere. My eyes finally come back to focus.

Police cars. An ambulance. The car that hit me. My towns news station.

"She's waking up", I heard a man's voice say.

"Thank God", I heard Cameron say. I turned to look at him. Then it hit me. That was Cameron who hit me.

I tried...

Under the Moon Ch.1

posted by tbone_21

okay sooo this chapter is very long... I don't think the others will be quite this long but I wanted to get the descriptions of the characters out of the way, enjoy and comment!
The first thing I was aware of was the smell of a fire, I closed my eyes and inhaled deeply, inhaling my new Favorit smell. I was dancing, I could feel the cool grains of sand between my toes and could tell that the sun had long since sunk below the horizon. My Friends and I were Singen loudly to a fast paced song our feet pounding madly against the sand.
I didn’t pay attention to any of these things though I just...

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Death Targets Ch. 1

posted by problematic124

*******First of all before I start I would like to thank Du for thanks for the comments. And I forgot to do this for the prologue but this belongs to me it’s my copyrights. Something I came up with. Enjoy!!!!!!!!
Present Time
Chapter 1
New beginnings
"I just don't understand why we didn't stay in Egypt...or England"
"Kyle your stepfather lives here"
"So"
"Were meant to live with him"
"So"
"Kyle"my mom sagte in her warning voice
Exasperated I sighed and held up my hands in surrender.
"Kyle I know it's hard now but you'll get used to it"she sagte gently
"Well will Du at least let me check out that awesome...

Laughing heals the soul

posted by problematic124

Laughing heals the soul. What makes Du laugh? Were all different. As a writer in training I'm experimenting on the"fun factor". Down the page are some funny stuff and I'd like to know which one makes Du laugh the most. If Du found a funny pic please post it and please Kommentar on the pictures.
Now like I've sagte we all have different tastes and it all is on you. Laughing is a very fun excersise.And these pictures are funny (or at least to me). Hold on to your socks lady and gentlemen it's time to get your laugh on.
Please comment!!!
Now let's have some laughs!

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The Prom

posted by OfficialKate

Humphrey sad :(

Kate: I remember this Tag like it was yesterday when I was a young pup at wolf school there was a prom I made a huge mistake....

It was a warm spring evening the sunset was beautiful Humphrey looked at all the Wölfe dancing happily he frowned. He went over to his "date" Josephine. "Jossphine I need Du to dance like you've never danced before I need to let Kate know I'm the one for her!" Josephine frowned and laughed. "Yeah well shes and alpha your an omega." "Well than why am I with you, your an alpha." Humphrey scolded. "We are a fake couple your impressing Kate I'm impressing Skeeter." Josephine...

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Sometimes its easier

posted by AshleyA-Brizzle

Sometimes its Easier to inore the truth

to forget about everything

to sit in a closet and hide forever

Sometimes its Easier, to blame yourself

To think its your falt

To Zeigen no emotion

Sometimes It's easier to keep everything inside

to not let anyone know

to hide everything.

To me, Its easier to say something

To talk

to cry

Its easier to Feel Emotions

Anger, rage, Sadness,

but not fear

Fear is my enemey

He wants to take over my mind

Keep me locked up inside.

I'm tired of being scared

I'm tired of being locked in my own world

I'm tired of being a prisoner.

I will not be afraid,

I will not Let him Win

Getting Von Ch. 20

posted by para-scence

"Do Du have asthma?" the gym teacher asked me. My thoughts flickered to Emery. He had asthma, right? Breathlessly, I nodded. "Go get your inhaler. Emery, go with her." Emery helped get me up, and we went inside, as I was taking my last breaths.

"Give me.." I rasped. "Your inhaler."

"What?" Emery asked, unbelieving.

"Get me your inhaler," I sagte through my teeth. My head started to spin. Quickly, Emery ran into the boys' locker room. A couple moments later, he returned with his inhaler, and handed it to me. I pumped some of it into my mouth, and thankfully it helped a bit. I sat there on the floor...

Getting Von Ch. 18

posted by para-scence

"Shelby? Are Du ok? Kirsten sagte you've been Schauspielen weird lately..." Paige said, coming into my room. I laid back on my bed, closing my eyes so she couldn't see them.

"I'm fine," I sighed. "Just leave me alone." There was a long silence.

"...Has school gotten better?" I nodded, Mehr than necessary. "Make any new friends?"

"Yep..." I said, opening my eyes. I stared at the ceiling, then closed them again and sighed. A feuer started to burn in my chest. Why couldn't she just leave me alone? She was nosy and bossy.

"Have Du done your chores yet?"

"No!" I whined. I pushed my palms against my eyes,...

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Stare [short story]

posted by RiverIce

I sit there in my seat
when the teacher sees me
I stare at her
"do your work,"
she says.
I look at her with anger
I look at my math page
The problems stare at me
the glocke rings
"Ahhh!" I yell in anger.
people stare at me
I stare at them back.
they run out of the class room
I sit there until the teacher finally sees me.
"you may be dismissed," she says.
I still sit there.
"go," she says.
I stare at her.
She stares at me.
We stare.
"go... don't make me send Du to detention,"
I stare at her
she looks at me.
"Ok, Du asked for it, Richard, Detention,"
I get up.
Still staring.
I leave and walk to the office.
I stare at the...

We Were Dared [slash]

posted by Insight357

“Hey, bitches!” Espen laughed throwing open the door. His blonde hair fell into his eyes. “Come on in,” he stepped aside and let us all pass. One Von one, we all trailed into the crowded, alcohol smelling living room.
Music was softly playing behind everyone’s chatter. Boys and girls danced with and groped one another. In a corner, some students I recognized sat in a group smoking. A few boys stood in the kitchen, cups of liquor in their hands.
“Tatum, Nia, and I are going with Shayde and Lear to pick a game, Du coming?” Celeste asked...

Abandoned chapter 2

posted by Seastar4374

I don't know what to think of waking up practicially every Stunde except for this: 'Why the hell does this happen?!' I was seariously exhausted and I hardly slept. Apperiently the twins are hourly alarm clocks oder something because thats what it feels like. Once they fell asleep once again I got my chance. I layed down on the couch and yawned. I only had 12 hours of sleep,oh an hourly basis one Stunde per every two. I finally fell asleep yet again. They were quiet for two hours this time up until the boy started crying. I groaned and stood up exuhausted. I walk to him. "Whtas wrong baby? Huh?"...

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Dear Alex...

posted by WildCherryWolf

Dear Du Know Who Du Are,

Love is a deep feeling, and what I felt for Du was never love. It was...... I'm not sure, but not love. Liebe is deep. This only scratched the surface.

Your long blonde hair made Du irresistible. Your ice blue eyes were enchanting, made me feel like I was walking on heaven. Your pale skin made me feel like I was in fake Liebe with a monster, though. My Friends teased me and Du because of it.

Those arguments we had over the phone, I wish I could've spat the words at you. It would've been Mehr satisfying. Seeing your reaction. Hearing Du overreact to everything.

You...

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Short story

posted by liissaaxx

I can’t even remember why I chose to marry you!” She yelled. Her beautiful face filled with anger, those sparkling brown eyes that I have loved since Tag one, bore into me with no affection. She had sagte them, the words I never wanted to hear.
The fight had been going on for an Stunde now and I started to yell back, I could no longer control myself. Our first real fight in five years. I knew she would be over it soon and that big bright smile will light up her face, but I was overwhelmed too. I was hurt. But I stopped myself.
There were no lights on in our house; the outside light had faded...