Warriors

Firestar is Going Crazy




Firestar led the patrol farther out into the forest. He was sure that all the things that were happening around here were just coincidental.

"The last thing I need right now is..."

Then, the ground started to shake as a baum toppled over in the distance. After the thunder rumble, Firestar screamed like a little she-cat and jumped in the air.

"EARTHQUAKE!"

"Firestar!" Sandstorm meowed. "What are Du meowing about? It was just another baum falling!"

"Why do Du sound so optimistic about it?" he retorted, his pelz lying back again.

"I don't," she replied coolly, "but you're acting...

Bluestar Takes Charge



"You toms are idiots!"

The three toms in the last chapter had returned, only to be scolded Von Bluestar. Lionheart and Swiftpaw had their paws behind their backs, and Oakheart was holding an ice pack over his head.

"We just wanted to have fun!"

"You've just tormented those cats!" Bluestar yowled.

"My head hurts, Bluestar!" Oakheart groaned.

Giving into his handsomeness, she removed the ice pack from his head, revealing an ugly bump from the camera. She bent down and kissed her mate's head; Oakheart surprisingly relaxed.

Lionheart and Swiftpaw sniggered as Oakheart had a love-struck...

Explanations...Random Movie and Music...



At StarClan...

The StarClan Katzen sat there in their seats, crying as 2012 end credits played on their TV.

"That...was beautiful!" Yellowfang sobbed.

"It was depressing!" Swiftpaw groaned. "It was like...dying all over again!"

"I know!" Bluestar agreed. "It's like dying for the tenth time!"

Everyone who wasn't a leader stared at her awkwardly. Bluestar just sat, eating her popcorn. Then, she looked at all the faces.

"What?"

They looked away. Mosskit enters the scene.

"Mommy!" she squealed, tugging at Bluestar's fur. "Why couldn't I watch the movie? Stonefur watched...

Explanaitions...With a Spoiler Flashback



"Cinderpelt...you've got some 'splaining to do!"

"What are Du meowing about?" Cinderpelt spat.

"What just happened?!" Firestar yowled.

"I told you, Dad!" Leafpaw sighed. "It's the end of the world!"

"You're making up such nonsense!" he protested. "The world can't end!"

"Well, the world's not ending!" Cinderpelt meowed. "But something's coming."

"Let me guess," he started, speaking really fast. "The economy of the Twolegs has dropped to an all-time low and there's anarchy, a beloved leader die, and they set off bombs, the overload of Twoleg rubbish is in the...

Chapter 1: Startling News



"What?!"

Firestar looked at the two she-cats in surprise.

It was Sunhigh the Weiter day, and it was warm enough for a barbecue. The Musik from Graystripe's boombox was blasting, lyrics of the band Bon Jovi playing.

"Why didn't we have Eminem oder Lil' Wayne in the tracks, again?" Dustpelt.

"There are young kits here, Dustpelt," Sorreltail mewed.

The tabby warrior scoffed. "Whatever." He turned on his MP3 to hear the lyrics to "No Love" in his ears.

Firestar still stared at the two she-cats after hearing the news of the apocalypse.

"It's true," Leafpaw meowed to her father. "It...