George of the Jungle - bucht Bridge Rescue

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Wind Waker Abridged: The After Adventures - Episode 1 - Absence Makes the herz Go Fonder

posted by Windwakerguy430

Narrator: Once, in the land of the Great Sea, there was a young, brave, and courageous boy named Link. He was a dumb little shit, and he was kind of an asshole, really, but, he went through many hardships, fought countless monsters, and was a total dick to everyone. He met a young female pirate named Tetra, who he tried to hit on a dozen times, because, like I said, he was a real asshole. However, Spoiler Alert, Link was able to find that tetra was actually the Princess Zelda. But, After this, she was kidnapped Von the evil green skinned man, Ganondorf. So, Link used every ounce of his doucheness...

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Dead Rising 2 Abridged - Part 10 - Finale

posted by Windwakerguy430

Chuck: (Sits in chair)
TK: Hey, Chuck, guess what. I have your daughter and Stacey
Chuck: Ha, jokes on you, she's invisible
Katey: Dad, seriously, help us
Chuck: You'll never find her
Katey: Dad, please help us
Chuck: She will never fall for your tricks
Katey: .................. I'm invisible
Chuck: Oh my god, there in trouble. I gotta save them (Runs off)
(Later, in Arena)
Chuck: Now, where are the-
TK: (Tazzes him) Now how does that feel
Chuck: AHHH I LIKE PIE
TK: Hm (Tazzes him some more)
(Later)
Chuck: (Wakes up, hanging from rope) Oh, man, all the blood is rushing to my head
Katey: Dad, help
Stacey: Please,...

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What's Your Take - Artikel 117 - Sonic NOT EXE 2

posted by Windwakerguy430

Today, I will be reviewing Sonic.EXE 2. Well, how is it. Well, lets just say Sekunde verse same as the first.... In other words, IT SUCKS.
So, it is about these two detectives, Derek and Chelsea who, oddly, are brother and sister. So, they are investigating this crime about this killer who rips open peoples mouth and carves a number into there chest. The only evidence is a busted computer with the Sonic.EXE game downloaded on it... and let me remind you, they were able to find this on a fucking broken computer.
Anyway, Chelsea starts Schauspielen weird and Derek comes to the conclusion that Chelsea...

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What's Your Take - Artikel 91 - Jeff the Horror Killer

posted by Windwakerguy430

Oh look, its Jeff the Killer. Jeff the Killer. Jeff the motherfucking Killer. Yeah, well fuc Du Du overrated prick. Du suck.
Incase no one noticed, I fucking hate the Jeff the Killer story. I do. I really do. And why. Well, its a fucking disaster, that's why. It is poorly written, and there was no effort put into it at all. Lets start with that Jeff's brother gets arrested for defending himself. And the court instantly finds him guilty. What kind of fucking trial is that. The court system in Phoenix Wright are better then this fucking place.
Also, when Jeff gets set on fire, I'd like to point...

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Void Chapter One, Part One: Welcome to my world

posted by FrostyBlazer

???: get in the car Dex

Dex: *gets in car* this is what the hell Du do!

???: yep *starts driving*

Dex: I almost got killed 3 times!

*BANG BANG BANG BANG*

Both: holy shi*!

Dex: make that 4 times!

???: hold on!

*ERRRCH*

Dex: why the hell did Du bring me along!?

???: Du figured out!

Dex: that does not mean that Du have to bring me with you!

???: in the Filme people usually want to tag
along!

Dex: why would Du think I would want to tag along on a dangerous mission!?

???: I thought it would be a quick diplomat thing!

Dex: there are 10 guys chasing after us in sport cars!

???: WELCOME TO MY WORLD!

schnell, schnell, swift Justice: Ace Attorney Case 1-3 - The Heartbroken Turnabout (Part 2)

posted by Windwakerguy430

Court Lobby

Swift: Dear lord, that was too close
Lilly: Don't worry. It could have been worse
Swift: Worse?! I don't have much evidence and were bringing in a witness who saw Du commit the crime. If I can't get any actual proof, were going to lose this case
Lilly: Don't worry. I know Du can do it
Swift: !! W-what
Lilly: Here, I have this
Swift: What's this? A letter... I would like to see Du tonight. I only want Du to help me bring back the good old days. Please don't refuse. Come to my house at 10:00 on April 1st. Come alone. Signed... MARIAH
Lilly: Yeah, I was a little surprised too
Swift: Why...

Jojo-nuary: Ranking of Stands in Jojo's Bizarre Adventure: Steel Ball Run

posted by Windwakerguy430

Steel Ball Run is sagte Von many to be the greatest Jojo part in all of the Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure series. And I agree. It is definitely my most Favorit part. It has some of the best story-telling of any of the parts, some great interactions between Johnny and Gyro, one of the most understandable villains in the entire series, some of the best Jojo side characters, and, of course, the topic of today’s article, some of the best Stands in the series. Are they all good, sadly no, but thankfully, the good definitely outweighs the bad when it comes to Stands of the Steel Ball Run universe....

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Jojo-nuary: Ranking of Jojo's Bizarre Adventure Jojos

posted by Windwakerguy430

Hello, everyone, and today on this Artikel of Jojo-nuary, we will be ranking my own Liste of all of the Jojo’s. All eight of them. Now, before I start this off, I want to say right now that I enjoy all of the Jojo’s. Even the bad ones that Du probably don’t like. They are all great in their own ways and they are all as wonderful as the last. So, today, I am going to rank the eight Jojo’s from my least Favorit to my most favorite. Some of them may be different. Some of Du may have a different Jojo that Du see as your favorite, oder maybe Du may not like a Jojo as much as I do. Just...

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Windwakerguy430's oben, nach oben 5 Best and Worst Dark Souls Bosses

posted by Windwakerguy430

After finally completing Dark Souls, I can say that it has easily become one of my Favorit RPGs, and I can not wait for Dark Souls III to come out. There are quite a lot to enjoy about Dark Souls. The combat, the levels, the characters, even the story (Or what incredibly little of a story there is). But I think the best part of Dark Souls has to be the boss battles….. Sometimes. There are some good bosses and there are some… less than spectacular bosses. So, today, I want to share with Du all the bosses from this game that I like and dislike. Now, of course, this is my opinion. Du may...

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Windwakerguy430's oben, nach oben Ten Demons

posted by Windwakerguy430

Hello, everyone. Now, Halloween is only a few days away…. Like, ten weeks away… Well, I want to get an early start, so, for all of you, I am going to make ten different oben, nach oben tens for the Weiter following Saturdays. And what better way than to start with the oben, nach oben ten demons. Now, demons are the little red creatures that Du find lurking the in the depths of hell, oder in some part of the media. Now, first some rules. Only one demon per franchise, and only from what I have seen, oder played. Also, I am including ANYTHING! Be it movies, games, TV shows, whatever. It’s so that way, I can make these...

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Corner of Horror - Episode 101 - Doki Doki Literature Club

posted by Windwakerguy430

………… This isn’t what it looks like, I swear……… Okay, so maybe it is what it looks like, but trust me, this is in fact a horror game. Let me repeat that. This is, in fact, a horror game, a psychological horror game, that screws with Du emotionally and mentally, and tricks Du Von being something else… So does that mean I can review Doki Doki Literature Club without making myself look less anti-social.

…… Let me repeat myself, this is a horror game. Also, THIS ENTIRE Artikel IS A SPOILER FOR DOKI DOKI LITERATURE CLUB! DO NOT READ THIS Artikel IF Du PLAN ON READING...

Dirty Harry Parody: Frank Sinatra

posted by Seanthehedgehog

I could not believe my eyes when I saw this picture, Wird angezeigt Frank Sinatra playing as Dirty Harry instead of Clint Eastwood. It would be interesting to see what the movie would be like. Wouldn't it? Well thankfully, I found a clip. It was deleted from youtube, so I have to write it out for you.

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Bank Robber: *Laying on the ground, bleeding with a shotgun laying towards him*
Frank Sinatra: *Dancing towards his victim while holding his .44 anderthalbliterflasche, magnum as if it was a sword*
Bank Robber: *Tries to grab the shotgun*
Frank Sinatra: Ah ah.
Bank Robber: *Looks at Frank Sinatra*

Frank Sinatra: *Pointing...

Original Fan-Fiction: Network 999! Episode 2: A Trial, Then An Error....

posted by deathding

(Link to the first episode will be in the Kommentare section for those who haven't seen it yet.)

(Hey there! Jared Potts here with the Weiter exciting episode of my new Kürzlich hit fan-fiction series, Network 999! Seeing as how the support for the last episode was pretty incredible, I decided to make the Weiter one a bit early. :D I hope Du enjoy the Weiter episode of Network 999!)

Quick Story Recap: It is the Jahr 2087, and technology nowadays is extremely advanced.

The Internet (called Network 999) is also even Mehr powerful than ever. Du see, ever since a group of scientists produced an update to...

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Wind's Story Time: Wind Finds a Dead Dog At a Park and Closes Down That Portion of the Park

posted by Windwakerguy430

Guys, I am not making this up, this is probably the darkest one Von far. Sure, it may not be so bad when we get to later stories, but trust me, Von far, this is my darkest one. So, back when I was like nine, and I was still living in a suburban neighborhood. And let me tell you, this neighborhood is like one of those late 70’s sitcoms. I mean, this place was so caucasian, that I felt like I was in a winter wonderland. But anyway, we went to this one park called Hueston Woods back when we all actually gave a shit about going outside (Yeah, imagine that. Kids actually used to go outside). Anyway,...

Wind Waker Abridged: The After Adventures - Episode 13 - ...Keeps the Doctor Away

posted by Windwakerguy430

Link: Man, this job is a lot Mehr fun than I thought (Kills monster) I mean, when do I get to help someone Von killing someone (Kills another monster) It’s very rare I get to help out someone and actually have fun doing it (Kills another monster) Okay, I think I finally have enough of these things hearts…. But, I’m in no rush (Continues to kill monsters, then, hears music) What is that? Is it an angel. I got to find it (Hears Musik behind waterfall) What is this. The Musik is coming from behind this waterfall (Climbs through waterfall, leading to an empty cave) Oh, a secret cave. Good...

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What's Your Take - Artikel 116 - Very Dirty Movie

posted by Windwakerguy430

(Some readers may find this disturbing)

So, what do Du get when Du get sex, rape, and poor writing..... well, pretty much most of the shit I reviewed, but what if it was a Creepypasta.... Okay, without involving My Little Pony........ Du get Dirty Movie.
Now, lets start off with saying the main character is a porn director.... Hate this story already. Anyway, he retires, because I don't know. This couple comes to him, because I don't know, and they ask him to help with their sex life, because I don't know, and the porn director comes out of retirement to help them......... Because I don't...

What's Your Take - Artikel 97 - Shrek is Hate, Shrek is Die

posted by Windwakerguy430

................... What the fuck.............. Seriously......... What the fuck................... What is this abomination of a fanfic................ just what the fuck is this disaster..................... Well, one things for sure, it's known only as Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life.
Now, first off, Warning, this is not something Du want to see. Unless Du are okay with its awfulness, turn back now. Anyway, this fanfic is, THANKFULLY, short. But, there is so much a fanfic can do in just twenty seconds. Trust me, this fanfic does it. And it is horrible. Anyway, it starts with a nine-year-old..........

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Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker Abridged - Part 1

posted by Windwakerguy430

Narrator: Long ago, in the kingdom of Hyrule, there lived lots of farmers and only one horse. Suddenly, a giant black guy came and set houses on fire. All hope was lost, until a boy dressed in girls clothes came and defeated the giant black man. The possibly homosexual boy was known as the Hero of Time. The land was in peace for years, until the black guy came back, for some reason, and set stuff on feuer again. People hoped the hero would return, but he never did and everyone realized he was just a fucking poser. What happened to the land of Hyrule. None remain who know....... Wait, then how...