The Ballad of the Green Berets

So this is a game I have only heard about in whispers. Everyone has told me that Rogue Warrior was a terrible game, but no one ever told me why. They just say “It’s boring” oder “It’s not fun”, but I was always curious as to why it was so bad. And then I figured it out. Rogue Warrior was a game Rebellion Developments and published Von Bethesda. Yep, the same Bethesda that tells us sweet little lies. Du people thought Fallout 76 was the worst thing with Bethesda’s name slapped on it, just Du wait. Based very, very, very loosely on the autobiography Von actually named Richard “Dick”...

Standing, in the darkness.
Alone, with only your dreams.
Or rather.
Your nightmares.
Could they be fiction?
Or your own reality?

Chestnut Pines, Washington. A small town out from the lively cities and locations of the country. A town of dying business and abandoned homes. It gets by, but barely thriving. It’s a simple town, but that will change. A nightmare is coming into the town. Nobody will suspect it, and when they do, it may be too late. This is a Jahr of something dark. What will happen? What choices will be made? Will they be for the best, oder will they go wrong. The choice is up to you,...

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Sean: It's that time of the week again.
Hawkeye: Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories.
Karl: We have no host this time.
Kyle: But we do have something special for you.
Spike: We have featured all of the 12 Gran Turismo episodes this season, and now we will Zeigen the four best episodes of the show.
Captain Jefferson: From best to worst. Enjoy.

What to expect in this episode.

Tim: Those two keep getting away from us Captain. We need to expand our jurisdiction to Canterlot.
Captain Jefferson: Do Du know how difficult that is?
Tim: I understand, but when the suspects get out...

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Kevin: This is it! The moment we've all been waiting for! Who's faster?! Johnny Lightning, oder Sean, the Amtrak F40PH?!
Johnny: *Revving his car's engine*
S.B: *Holding a flashlight. He shines it*
Sean: *Takes off with seven Amfleets in tow*
Johnny: *Quickly accelerates to 35 miles an hour*
Sean: Give me Mehr power!! *Uncouples an Amfleet and goes up to 75 miles an hour*
Johnny: WHAT?!?!
Sean: *Crosses the finish line first*
Crowd: *Cheering*
Kevin: There Du have it. A talking train can beat a car just Von shouting while uncoupling one of his cars. Now let's watch The Legend Of Zelda: I Can't...

September 9th

Hello. I’m David. My Friends call me Dave oder Davey. But, since I do not have friends, Du may call me David. And I regret to inform that, Von Weiter year, I will die. Perhaps it is best if I start back from the beginning, from this morning. I had woken up in a daze, my head feeling funny. I gave it a scratch. It felt very satisfying. I had made my usual cup of coffee, black, no sugar oder cream, along with my usual breakfast: Prescribed medication to make my brain all better. I had been taking this medication for a while now. I believe it was to help with my extreme seizures and violent...

Hey, look, the disturbing stuff is back…… Goodey. Now, the Liste is the same as the first two. These have to be things that disturb me, and they have to be something that wasn’t on my original list. Now, with that said, lets start the list

#10: Birdo from Super Mario Bros - Now, there have been a few disturbing things in the Mario universe. Mostly in Super Paper Mario. But, lets go back to the first disturbing thing ever in a Mario game. Back in 1988, there was an enemy called Birdo, who would shoot eggs at you. Doesn’t sound too bad, until, Du read the games instruction booklet, where...

So I talked about this game back in my Corner of Horror review (A series I need to get back to since I haven’t review anything since Halloween), and I think I was a little too harsh on this game. So I want to give it another review, another shot, if Du will, and let Du know that I really do Liebe this horror classic. So let’s stop talking about it and start talking about Condemned: Criminal Origins.
You play as one Ethan Thomas, a not to bright young investigator for the SCU who is tracking down a serial killer when he has a run in with Serial Killer X, a man who goes around murdering...

So yeah, I guess this is going to be a yearly thing. Boy, 2017 was a great year, wasn’t it. The great Weinstein Scandal where many Hollywood Berühmtheiten were found out to be big pieces of shit, huge race riots in Charlottesville that resulted in the death of an innocent bystander, nuclear war between America and North Korea Mehr closer than ever before, everyone on Youtube that wasn’t a celebrity oder Jake Paul getting utterly fucked Von the company, large mass shootings resulting in the highest shootings in U.S. history took place in just one year, and the complete and utter nuterization...

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Ian: *Listening to the music* What are we in a Western now?
Kevin: *Dressed as a cowboy, while riding a horse* This is my Halloween Costume.
Ian: Ah. Well at least I'm the host tonight. Here's tonight's lineup.

Con Mane: The Mare With The Golden Gun
Overwatch Parody: Nightmare Before Christmas

Liam: *Dressed as an Indian, running after Kevin* Wait for me Kevin!
Ian: Let's start the Zeigen before Mehr cowboys, oder Indians arrive.

Let's begin on a tropical island 8 miles from Hong Kong.

Hattan: *sunbathing* Sneak Peak, can Du check the main entrance?
S.P: Right away Ms. Scaramanga.
business pony:...

About a Jahr ago, when I was still new to living in Oxford, I had this bus driver. She was basically the female equivalent to the drill sergeant from Full Metal Jacket… oder basically, my mother, except, instead of some of the time, she was all the time. However, other than the fact that she really liked to yell at kids, she was always absent a lot. Every time she wouldn’t come to work, she would send her substitute, who was this very friendly elderly man. Shame the kids on the bus didn’t respect him though. So, one day, while I was waiting at the bus stop, and this time, I was with my...

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Johnny: *Yawning as he stretches his arms* We're starting already? It's not 8 PM.
S.B: I'm going on vacation! *Walking away with two suitcases*
Ian: *Stops Weiter to Johnny*
Johnny: He's not the creator of the show, is he?
Ian: He does have the initials, S.B.
Johnny: Yes, and he also looks exactly like me.
Ian: ...right. Hello everyone, I'm Ian from Trainz, and I'm hosting Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories. Good morning, and let's get started. Here's our lineup.

8 AM

Goldhoof

8:30 AM

Gran Turismo - Bak2Bak

This is another story with Con Mane in it. Right now he is planting explosives in a...

So it is no surprise to anyone that my Favorit horror game of all time Silent hügel 2. It’s been that way and it’ll continue to be that way for a long time. But with it’s awkward gameplay and acting, can I really put such a game in my oben, nach oben ten Favorit games ever? The answer is yes, and I just did.
Silent hügel 2 follows James Sunderland, an awkward man who arrives to the town of Silent hügel after he receives a letter from his dead wife, Mary. He meets all sorts of other characters there, like Angela, Eddie, and Laura, and a mysterious woman named Maria, and has to get through the...

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Two officers were standing Weiter to a feuer Von the Tie Interceptor.

John: That could give us extra trouble. We'll have to take care of the pilot.
Morris: I'll take care of him. *Walks downstairs, and passes them, heading towards a radio room*

Skip the song to 1:08

When Morris walked in, the room looked empty, but he wasn't so sure.

Morris: *Pulls out his silenced blaster, and looks in front of him*

Out of Morris' view to his right behind a wall, the radio operator was making himself a cup of coffee.

Morris: Hello.
Radio Operator: *Walks in front of Morris*
Morris: *Fires his blaster*...

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Johnny: *Fighting a guy in a green hoodie* And who are Du supposed to be?!
Guy: I am WindWakerGuy430, and I'm jealous! Your success will be mine!
Johnny: Not if I have anything to say about it! *Grabs a remote, and hits the play button* Enjoy Six Shooters 5 everyone!
Guy: No! Now the screen will turn black and I'll fade away!

The screen turns black as the Fan fiction begins.

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Johnny: Whoa. It actually worked. See Du Weiter Saturday.

Cape May, 1971

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

A WindWakerGuy430 Fan Fiction

Six Shooters 5

Starring SeanTheHedgehog as Alan Martinez
WindWakerGuy430...

Hey, did Du guys know I like No Mehr Heroes!? Crazy fact, huh?! Anyway, let’s talk about it for the twentieth fucking time why I Liebe No Mehr Heroes!
No Mehr Heroes follows the tale of a young man named Travis Touchdown, a huge nerd with an figure collection, masterbates to porn all day, and spent all his rent money on a Beam Katana in an online auction. So, in need of money and some sex, Travis takes part in the United Assassin’s Association’s ranked fights in the hopes of becoming number one and getting laid. So, off he goes on a killing spree to take out the ten highest ranked...

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Sonic: *Enjoying the music*
Dave: Isn't this from one of your games?
Sonic: Yeah.
Dave: It's very catchy.
Mily: I'm just glad no one's fighting for once. Normally that happens when I'm the hostess.
Dave: Du must be very popular. This is your 4th time now.
Mily: Yep. *Giggles* We got a Trainz trio on our way for Du right now.

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Welcome to a place called The Island Of Errol. A place that is run Von five railroads. It has hundreds of engines, and lots of trains in the four towns, Mossberg, Hunterdon, Zorrin, and Eastwood.

This is the story of trainz.

Episode 31: Highball

Narrator:...

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Johnny: Now that the race has been cancelled, we have to wait two weeks.
Mabel: Why so long?
Johnny: The first two Saturdays we're taking off, because of Labor Day.
Mabel: Oh, well in that case, let's wickeln, wickeln sie up our Zeigen so we can go on vacation sooner.

Girls: *Playing Rock & Roll music* Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime!! Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime!! Which is Japanese for, which is Japanese for... *Drum solo* Your Typical Anime. *Guitar solo* Your Typical Anime. *Guitar solo* Your Typical Anime!

Episode 6: Du Smell Like Shit

Alinah was walking through town, eating a burrito.

Alinah: *Farts*...

Set of hands, who here remembers Road Rash? It was a fun little arcade game where the goal was to race as a motorbike racer against other motorcycle racers to win races and get prize money. Du also beat the shit out of your opponents with chains and bats while running over pedestrians and taking out cops. It was insane. Some games have tried to bring that style back, and one of those games was Road Rage. Developed Von Team 6 Studios, this little indie game from 2017 was regarded as one of the worst games out there, as recently as 2017. We’re still getting broken trash games that can contend...

Finally! After ten years, I was finally able to beat this game. It took ten years to get through the entire game, but I did it. So yeah, my personal problems aside, Final Fantasy VII is still a good game.
Final Fantasy VII follows wolke Strife pre-Advent Children Emo phase as he joins the rebellious group known as AVALANCHE to stop Shinra from draining the earth of Mako energy that keeps it alive. But this soon turns into something Mehr as they get involved with mama’s boy Sephiroth who wants to gain the earth’s energy to gain the power of a god and destroy the earth for… raisins....