City Escape - Instrumental

So, Tenkai Knights: Merida - Legende der Highlands Battle, a game on the 3DS that was forgotten about, even Von enthusiasts of bad video games, like myself, probably for reasons that it deserves. And yes, I am stretching this out as much as I can because I have no idea what Tenkai Knights is. Unlike Deal oder No Deal, which I had a vague understanding of, I never watched the show, Tenkai Knights. I can’t make jokes about that. But I what I can make jokes about is that Tenkai Knights: Merida - Legende der Highlands Battle is a fighting game that was developed Von Bandai Namco, the same studio that brought us Tekken and SoulCalibur, some of the...

This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - regenbogen Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland Zeigen - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - applejack

Now, let's begin. Twilight Sparkle was driving her car in Pornstarville, with Spike sitting Weiter to her. They were going to collect Mehr ammo for Twilight's shotgun.

Twilight: Nigga, is it a nice Tag out, oder wut?
Spike: Everyone is out enjoying the sunshine.
Twilight: *Stops at Sugarcube Corner, and sees her "friends" talking...

Toydarians: *Walking towards a runway*

Song: link

Five months after the destruction of the Death Star, the Empire needed an ally. One that was strong, and capable of damaging the Rebel Alliance.

Jabba The Hutt assigned the Toydarian Army to aid the Empire, and this is the story of their first battle against the Rebels.

Toydarian Pilot: *Flying a Class-62 fighter*

The Class-62: link

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

Toydarians: *Standing on a runway, watching Mehr Class-62's flying by. Sixty Class-62's are lined...

I remember a time when people were talking about how amazing Dead Weltraum 2 was, and while it’s not a bad game Von any means… I’m sorry, I just don’t get why people call it the best in the series. Well, if it was this oder Dead Weltraum 3, I could understand. But honestly, my Favorit in the series is and will always be the original Dead Space.
Dead Weltraum follows Isaac Clarke, a shy little boy who travels with a rescue team to the Ishimura, a massive Weltraum mining ship that went radio silent some time ago. Isaac came because his wife, Nicole, is on the ship, and could still be alive. But...

Point and Click horror games were always a Favorit of mine. Sure, the gameplay is HORRIBLY limited, but they always managed to tell such interesting stories and have some creepy and disturbing monsters and images. Games like Sanitarium, Darkseed, I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream (NOT FUCKING FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY’S) were all Favoriten of mine. However, the game that started the point and click horror craze and launched horror games into the mainstream was a little SNES game, that was so disturbing and violent that it never got released in America until a few years later. That game we now...

So it should come as no surprise that I like fighting games. Am I a pro that can go to EVO and beat all the greatest? Hell no. I am just a passionate Fan who would no doubt get destroyed in online matches. I even like the bad fighting games like Mortal Kombat: Armageddon and Rise of the Robots. But then we get to today’s game, Fighter Within… for the Kinect. I honestly thought Kinect was over and done with after Steel Battalion: Heavy Armor, but nope, it somehow manages to pumpe out garbage. Leeching off of the 360 in the last stages of its life and then moving on to the Xbox One afterward...

Wind: (Walking down street) Goddamn, it is far too hot today
Cody: (Walks by) Hey, Dickface
Wind: Oh, hi Weiter victim
Cody: What?
Wind: Nothing. Give me a dollar
Cody: Why, I don’t need to give a dollar to some sadistic psychopath like Du
Wind: … Yeah Du do
Cody: Do I at least have a choice
Wind: Do Du think I’m giving Du a choice
Cody: … No?
Wind: See, an idiot like Du can learn (Points a large messer at him) Now give me a dollar
Cody: Fine (Hands him dollar)
Wind: See, was that so hard (Walks off and heads to soda machine, but someone is in the way)
Man: Let me see
Wind: (Waits...

Alright, everyone. We’re getting close to the end of the 12 Days of Christmassacre. Today, we’ve got something a bit Mehr recent. Only about a few years old from Finland. Man, Europe loves it’s horror Weihnachten movies, don’t they? The film is actually an expansion on a short film created in 2003, titled Rare Exports Inc., created Von the director of this movie, and was made again to expand the movie a little bit Mehr to give it a bit Mehr of a sort of charm. As charming as Weihnachten horror Filme get. But, I definitely had a lot of enjoyment out of this silly movie. It may sound stupid...

Intros are something that is apparent in many things. Be it shows, movies, and of course, video games. Though they may seem not as important, these can easily turn someone away oder leave a pretty dull experience if done poorly. Some games have pretty bland intros, while some don't have any at all. Just a few company logos and then the game starts. But then there are the games that do take Du to the intros that stick with Du for a long time and just make Du want to come back to them, view them every time Du turn the game back on. And it's those intros that I want to talk about today. The...

Now, after watching that overrated filth that is Cloverfield (I kid, I just like irritating people), I felt like watching another found footage film. Blair Witch Project sounded good, but I had to pass on it. There was Paranormal Activity, but…. I don’t care. But then I remembered that there was another, made Von the Spanish. And this was something that peaked my interest. The 2007 found footage… zombie? Film, REC



REC follows news reporter Angela and her cameraman Pablo as they film the night shift for a local feuer station for their late night news show. After getting a call about...

So, when Du read a fanfic that has some of the worst spelling ever, which is never supposed to be in a story, I die a little. But, this fanfic made me die Mehr than just a little. So, I present to Du all a Simpson’s Fanfic, known only as Lisa Get’s Pregnant. Du can’t make that stuff up. The Autor really thought this Titel was appropriate.
So, we start with some of the worst spelling ever that makes Du think English was not the authors first language. So, the fanfic begins with Lisa and Bart trapped in a cave after snow collapsed on it. There is no reason oder explanation as to how this...

Okay… So I never actually played much Kingdom Hearts games. I played the first game with my friend, and thought, “Boy, this is fucking stupid, but I liked that gameplay. Maybe if they worked on the Schreiben a little more, I’d try out Mehr of this game”. And then I played Kingdom Hearts 2… The Schreiben never got better, but hey, who cares at this point. Let’s talk about how great Kingdom Hearts is.
So I did not play Chain of Memories before going into 2, (Mistake on my part), so I just read a few pages on the plot Beschreibung so I could be less confused, and came to the conclusion...

Why can’t people ever fix their security in prisons? I mean, for goodness sake, you’d think that after years of people breaking out through the sewage system Shawshank Redemption style, prisons would increase security, oder at the very least, use some stronger cell bars. But, no, they always leave one crack in their prisons to allow prisoners to escape… So, naturally, video games have quite a lot of those. In video games, it seems that getting out of those prisons are as easy as getting out of any. So, today, I want to share with Du all the ten best prison breaks in video games. First,...

Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are Friends live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: Hey everypony.
Audience: *Clapping*
Tom: Remember in the Zurück episode how Du sagte we might get killed Von assassins working for Warner Brothers?
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Yes.
Tom: Well that happened to me.
Master Sword: Okay. How are Du still alive?
Tom: Now wait a minute. Did I say that I died? No! Du have to listen man.
Audience: *Laughing*...

I swear, this is starting to become a common thing. Anyway, here is another Liste of things that disturb me. Whether it’s movies, games, tv shows, and stories, as long as it is disturbing, it can go on the list. So, lets stop wasting time, lets get on with the list.

#10: Seikon no Qwaser - For once, I am going to look away from the creepy kind of disturbing and look over at the weird kind of disturbing. Now, Seikon no Qwaser is easily one of the most screwed up Anime I have ever seen in my life. There isn’t much to say about it other than it is about a boy who gets his special powers Von drinking...

#20: Angel – Jäger der Finsternis Beats



Oh god, this Anime was depressing. The Anime is about a group of students who enter a high school that is a sort of limbo that is made to help the students pass onto the Weiter world. Here, they rebel against god, and fight against a girl named Angel. Now, if there is anything this Anime does right, it’s its story. It is just so original and something that hasn’t been done before and I Liebe it. Another thing that needs to be pointed out is it’s animation. Sure, some of Du nitpickers out there will say it looks just about the same as any other anime, but then, that...

#30: Arthur



Here it is. The Zeigen of my childhood. Arthur was about a world of anthropomorphic animals, and the main one being Arthur, who lived in a simple town, and was taught new things, along with his friends. This Zeigen was on the PBS Channel and was made to be an educational show. Again, call me pathetic all Du want, but this Zeigen was amazing. The first time I saw this, I didn’t know how this was an educational show. I didn’t see the thing that I saw on all educational shows where the characters would talk about science, math, words, oder other stuff like that. But actually, this...