Probably your reaction to Pokemon Story

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Windwakerguy430 If that's my reaction the The Pokemon Story, I'd hate to see my reaction to 120 Days of Blueblood

Canada24 Hahaha probably same

Windwakerguy430 Or worse. Who knows

deathding Exactly. Heck, I did an entire review of it. God I hate that fanfic.

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Windwakerguy430's oben, nach oben Ten Most Hated Movie Cliches

posted by Windwakerguy430

Now, everyone loves movies. They have been around since the 1920’s and they have even brought us all some amazing films… BUT, there are things in Filme that just plain piss me off. So, I present to Du all my Liste for the oben, nach oben Ten Worst Movie Cliches… In my opinion.

#10: Shaking Camera AND 360 Turn - This one is a tie between two cliches that are pretty similar. The Shaking Camera is when the camera shakes like crazy, and can’t keep still for Mehr than two seconds. I feel like I’m gonna get sick just looking at it. It’s camera movement like this that made me not like the Blair Witch...

29 Bosses in Dead Rising

posted by Windwakerguy430

Now, lets think back to a common time. Back when Capcom didn’t fucking suck. Yes, believe it oder not, Capcom was one of the best video game companies around, with games like Megaman, straße Fighter, Resident Evil, Streets of Rage, Ghosts and Goblins, and Phoenix Wright. But, in the Jahr 2006, Capcom released a new franchise called Dead Rising. It allowed Du to fight off hundreds of zombies with amazing, and ridiculous weapons. It was gory, it was violent, it was cruel… and it was fucking awesome. Then, Dead Rising 2 came out, and when I played it, my mind was blown. The game was even better...

Windwakerguy430's oben, nach oben Five Favorit Sidequests in Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask

posted by Windwakerguy430

Now, if Du know me, Du would know that my Favorit game of all time is Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker. Just look at my name. It should be obvious. But, my Sekunde Favorit Zelda game is Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask. What this game does better then Wind Waker is its sidequests. Yeah, sorry, Wind Waker, but not every game is perfect. Du kinda lack good sidequests. I guess Nintendo used up all their ideas for Majora's Mask. So, I will tell Du all the oben, nach oben Five best sidequests in Majora's Mask. First off, no sidequests that give Du items that are mandatory to beat the game. So, none of those...

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What's Your Take - Artikel 98 - A Haunting Most MariNO

posted by Windwakerguy430

Hey everyone. Remember my review of Half Life: Full Life Consequences and how it was so poorly written that it was funny. Well, there is another fanfic just like it. It is known as A Haunting Most Mario.
So, it starts with the guy buying the Mario game and an NES. Once he starts playing it, weird things start happen. However, it becomes very cliched, especially for those who have read cursed game creepypastas. But, sometimes, it gets really stupid. Such dumb Zitate are "Welcome to Hell World" oder "Deathworld, World 6-6-6". But, one of the dumbest is the well known quote "YOU CAN'T RUN FROM THE...

What's Your Take - Artikel 67 - Feeble 3 (Collab with Button Mash)

posted by Windwakerguy430

Windwakerguy430 - Hey, I'm Windwakerguy430, am joining me in my review is Button Mash. That's right, I'm actually reviewing something with someone else. And today, were reviewing Fable 3.
Now, I always loved Fable. I have played almost every game. But Fable 3 is such a terrible game. One of the worst things was the Sanctuary. I admit, it was unique. Sadly, unique isn't good, and so is the same with the Sanctuary. It gets real boring to have to pause, wait for it to load, go to a room, walk to the item, pick up the item, and leave. Good God it's boring

Button Mash - -Story-
Fuck the spoilers;...

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What's Your Take - Artikel 51 - WHYire Challenge

posted by Windwakerguy430

Well, after a long break, its good to be back with some new reviews. Now, sadly, we get to start of my 51st review with one of the dumbest things ever. Its called the feuer Challenge.
Wow. I mean wow. I thought it wasn't possible for people to get dumber. There's the Condom Challenge, where Du put a condom in your nose and pull it out your mouth and hope Du don't suffocate, then there's the Cinnamon Challenge where Du eat cinammon and try not to choke. But, people could get dumber. Here it is, the feuer challenge, where Du set yourself on feuer for no goddamn reason. What the hell, what is wrong with this world. Are people really this stupid that they actually set themselves on fire. Apperently they do. Its even been shown on the news, for gods sake.
Well, that's all I got. This is a stupid trend that makes me wonder why the help some people have the internet. But, hey' that's only my opinion. What's Your Take

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What's Your Take - Artikel 43 - GTA 4 VS GTA 5

posted by Windwakerguy430

I'm going to say something that will probably piss Du all off so much that Du may hate me for it, so Du should probably leave... Seriously, its bad... This is your last chance... Okay, but I warned you... I prefer Grand Theft Auto 4 over Grand Theft Auto 5... I feel everyone making hate Kommentare already.
Now, I don't hate GTA5, in fact, I think its one of the best games of this generation, but, compared to GTA4, it could be better. Now, lets see why I like GTA4. Well, I like this a little Mehr due to its story. It was a little Mehr (Okay, a lot more) serious then GTA5. This was mainly due...

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Walking dead sppof.. Chapter 7

posted by Canada24

Quite some time later.

Rick, Daryl and Oscar sneaked into Woodbury, but first they had to sneak past a guy in his own house.

Rick, in a rare moment of intelligence, had an idea saying "I have a quarter in my pocket.. Maybe if I throw it, he might go investigate the noise and we could sneak away.. Not even use violence".

"Good idea.. Quick Rick. Reach into your pocket" Daryl insisted.

Rick reached into his pocket, but forgotten his own idea as he sagte "I don't know where your going with this".

Rick pulled an out quarter out of his pocket.

"Hey! A quarter!" Rick cried happily.

"Quick Rick, Throw it...

CreepySpaghetti: A Parody - Part 2: A God So... Godly?

posted by Windwakerguy430

Du died…. What else do Du want. Du just died… Okay, fine. Du then met me, God, of course. Who else is going to narrate this story? Anyway, Du came to me and said, “Who are you”?
I said, “I am God”?
And Du said, “So… you’re Sonic.EXE”.
And I said, “... You’re a special kind of stupid”.
And Du just sat there like a moron. Anyway, I then said, “Well, anyway, I am the actual God, the creator of the world, and so on and so forth. And you’re dead. Du got in a bad car accident. Smashed your ribs, which mutilated Du from the inside. Real gross. Blood everywhere. The...

Chapter 9

posted by Canada24

Well.. That's all I got for the story. So.. Here's a BEST OF RICK:

RICK: (first time seeing zombie) My god.. SHE'S SO DRUNK!

RICK: (to Merle while chaining him to pipe) I'm saving you. From yourself.. Look here Merle. When Du been a "stripper" as long as I have Du know when Du met a bad egg.. And your a bad egg.

RICK: (sees the horse he was ridding get eaten and begins freaking out Von Schauspielen like a gorilla).

RICK: The kid needs surgery on his leg.

RANDELL: But I'm fin-

RICK: (shoots Randell in the kneecap) See.. It's getting worse.

RICK: Von Morgan, hope Du never try to kill me in the future.

FUTURE:...

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Detective Smith Episode 1: The Blood Bandit

posted by Windwakerguy430

Detective Smith: The London Homicide series 1-5

Episode 1: The Blood Bandit

January 4th 12:32 PM London Train Station

The large train came to a halt at the railroad in the town. The weather was dark and cloudy, as it was mostly these days. Joseph, a young scholar onboard the train, exited it. He examined the station, and looked around. It was a very quiet and quite dull area. Not much seemed to happen, as people walked off and headed to for their destinations. Joseph let out a sigh and walked over to a man wearing a oben, nach oben hat, with an odd looking moustache.
Joseph said, “Excuse me, sir, do you...

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What's Your Take - Artikel 102 - Red Dead Redemption's Stranger

posted by Windwakerguy430

Now, I Liebe Red Dead Redemption. It has an amazing open world, lots of activities to do, and a large amount of colorful characters. However, there is one character shrouded in mystery. So mysterious that he is only known as the Stranger.
Now, with an odd character like the Stranger, there were many theories that came up of who he is. There are many theories, but the highest three are that the Stranger is Death, Satan, oder God. Now, here's what I think. He is not Death, because well, Death only wants to take people to the Weiter life, nothing else. So, the fact of him being Death is invalid.
But,...

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Windwakerguy430's oben, nach oben Fifteen OTHER Hated Cartoon Characters

posted by Windwakerguy430

Scrappy Doo

Hey, everyone. Windwakerguy430 here… and I did some looking around. After my oben, nach oben Ten Hated Characters in Cartoons and my oben, nach oben Ten Hated Characters in Anime lists, I noticed that there are a LOT Mehr hated characters in Cartoons and anime. So, I decided to make another list. The rules are simple. Rule 1, The characters have to be from shows I watched. Rule 2, only one character per show. Rule 3, I will try to add as little Anime characters as I can. And Rule 4, no characters from past lists. With that, lets start.

#15: Scrappy Doo fro, Scooby Doo - Wow, the most hated character on other peoples...

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Windwakerguy430's oben, nach oben Ten Worst Horror Filme

posted by Windwakerguy430

Now, I Liebe horror movies. Their easily my Favorit genre of film. Sadly, it is also the genre of film that has some awful movies. Then there are the Filme that aren’t even close to being scary. In other words, these are the worst horror Filme I have ever seen. Now, some rules. First off, only Filme that I have seen, so no Blair Witch Project 2, Manos: The Hands of Fate, oder Monster a Go-Go. Also, only one movie per franchise, so, with that said, lets start the list

#10: Nightmare on Elm straße - Now, before Du all say that this movie was scary, yes, I agree. Nightmare on Elm straße was...

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What's Your Take - Artikel 115 - Lil Payne's Secret

posted by Windwakerguy430

Now, guess what........... There is a Creepypasta about Lil Wayne..... Just fuck it.
So, this story starts with Lil Wayne freaking out because people keep asking about his secret, which he won't tell anyone. So, the main character asks and thinks he has better luck...... He doesn't. But, for some stupid reason, Lil Wayne's agent decides to tell him, but at a different place. So, he takes the main character to a recording studio and tells him the..... First, off, I must prepare Du all for the stupidest thing Du will ever hear. Okay, so, the reason why Lil Wayne is so talented is because he made a deal with the devil to be a good rapper. And if he tells anyone this secret, he will lose his soul......... WHAT!? Thats the fucking plot twist? That's the dumbest fucking thing I have ever heard. Du know what, screw it, thats all I got. Honestly, nothing really happens in the fucking story anyway, so, fuck it, I'm done. But, hey, that's only my opinion. What's Your Take

Windwakerguy: Ace Attorney Part 1

posted by Windwakerguy430

Trail 1
The Warehouse Incident

Prologue

Cole Phelps- I should have known it was you

???- I knew you'd find out eventually... Well, Detective Phelps. I'm afraid this is where it ends

Cole Phelps- No... Get Back... AAAHHHHHHH (Whack) (Whack) (Whack) (Whack) (Whack)

???- He he he he he. Now all I got to do is put the blame on that stupid guy

January 19, 11: 53 a.m.
Wind Waker Guy's Room

Wind Waker Guy- Hmm, What should I do today. All I've done yesterday was play Mario 64. Guess I could play Mario 64 DS
Phone- Rrriiiiiiiinnnggggg
Wind Waker Guy- This is Wind Waker Guy
Kebora Gebora- Hoot. Hoot. Wind Waker...

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Dead Rising 2 Abridged - Part 7

posted by Windwakerguy430

Chuck: Ready to go, Katey
Katey: Yep
Stacey: The military's coming
Chuck: Good. Nothing can possibly go wrong
(Meanwhile, with the military)
Boykin: OKAY, Du LITTLE GIRLS! NOW, THE OPERATION IS SIMPLE! KILL ALL ZOMBIES, AND SAVE THE SURVIVORS! NOW, Bewegen OUT
Soldier: Well, nothing can go wrong (Gas comes)
Soldier 2: Egh. Who fucking farted?
(Zombies change into gas zombies)
Soldier 2: Well.............. Shit (Gets killed Von zombies, as well as the other soldiers)
Boykin: (Talking to dying soldier) Don't Du die on me, Du little bitch. Get up. I sagte get up
Soldier: (Dies)
Boykin: Du FUCKING PUSSY
(Meanwhile,...

Windwakerguy430 VS Memes: Episode 4 - Doge

posted by Windwakerguy430

Hello, and today, we will be talking about the meme known as Doge. So, let us take a look at the history of the Doge
Now, unlike most memes, we can't just look for the picture of Doge. We also need to find out where the word, Doge, came from. Now, the word Doge came from the Zeigen Biz Cas Fri 1, when one of the characters misspelled dog Von saying D-O-G-E. So, now that we know where the word came from, lets find the picture. A Japanese kindergarden teacher gepostet pictures of there dog on there blog page. However, one picture ended up Wird angezeigt the dog making an odd face. Now, we know about the word,...

Windwakerguy's oben, nach oben 10 Most Disappointing Games Ever Played

posted by Windwakerguy430

Hello, everyone. Todays Liste is about the games that got my hopes up just to piss me off. Now, these are games that I have to had loved the first games oder the trailer and box art had to look super cool only to just piss me off while playing it. So, here we go

10: Spongebob Squarepants and the Legend of the Lost spatel, spachtel - Now, I had played other Spongebob games before like Battle for Bikini Bottom, The spongbob Movie game, and Lights, Camera, Pants. They were all wonderful games, so when I saw this game, I was excited... But when I played it, it was beyond awful. This game has a dumb story that...

Booze Brothers - Episode 2 - The Job

posted by Windwakerguy430

Nick's Revolvers

(Cody parks car in front of bank)
Cody: Okay, can we not screw this up this time
Nick: Well, duh. Why else do Du think I brought this Home made pipe bomb. I'm not going to pistol whip the SWAT Team this time
Cody: (Sigh) Du better not fuck this up (Puts on mask)
Nick: Du worry to much, Cody (Puts on mask)
Cody: Okay, lets go (Gets out of car)
Nick: (Follows) Trust me, just follow my lead and this will go fine (Walks into bank) Alright. (Fire gun at ceiling) This is a goddamn robbery
Cody: (Runs in) Surprise, motherfu- (Slips and falls on floor) Ow
Nick: What the fuck, Cody
Cody: I thought I would...