funny zelda pictures

Damas: Well, after finally getting past those damn busch monsters, I made it to the Weiter boss. I guess that this boss is defending the Sekunde bell. Well, might as well kill it. It can’t be too bad (Walks through the fog)
Moonlight Butterfly: (Flies overhead)
Damas: Oh my goodness… It’s so beautiful. I’ve never seen such a magnificent crea- (Suddenly gets blasted Von lasers)

Damas: (Stabs Moonlight schmetterling repeatedly) This is what I get for caring for Tiere (Kills it) There, I killed it. Now, where is that bell…….. It should be here……….. any Sekunde now………………… Wait,...

Meanwhile.

At a small army checkpoint a car started driving up.

When the car finally arrived out approached the Philip Blake, aka, the Governer, but he was dizzy and speaking drunk gibberious.

"Have Du been drinking ser!?" Cried leader of the soldiers.

"Not since I got outta the car!" Governer cried drunkenly.

"But Du just did get out of the car!" The Sgt cried.

"I'm sorry.. I just wanted to help Brain run for mayor.. I guess I forgot what really matters" Philip cried drunkily.

"Just get outta here!" the sgt cried angrily.

"Fine.. I I'll go, but then I'll come back and say why I'm here" Philip said...