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Wind: Okay, so now all I have to do is collect a bunch of stupid masks in order to kill a bigger stupid mask and save some bullshit land that I don’t even know- Why the fuck am I doing this again?
Tattle: Because if Du don’t do something about it, I’ll force Du to
Wind: Yeah, I’m sure a little fairy like Du can even- (Suddenly hits him) OW! WHAT THE FUCK
Tattle: If you’re done complaining, come and help
Wind: Fine (Quietly) Fucking bitch

Great Fairy: Hello
Wind: AH! AH! AH! AH! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU
Great Fairy: I am the Great Fairy. Welcome to my fountain
Wind: Please stop staring at...
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When I was thirteen, I was still a very, very, VERY stupid child. However, while I was still stupid, I had also grown a Liebe for Mehr of the Japanese culture. After Lesen about the country on an Artikel online, I had grown to really like this country. I was interested in it’s history, agriculture, and many other things. But if there was anything I loved the most, it was it’s weaponry. Mehr specifically, the samurai sword. I just loved these kinds of weapons, and I really loved those things. Now, I am telling Du this so Du can get a better understanding of what’s to come. Back then,...
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Back when I was still a stupid kid who got injured on a daily basis, I thought that after getting shot in the back and breaking my foot, I couldn’t hurt myself any worse oder in any dumber ways…. I was wrong. I could easily harm myself in ever Mehr worse and even Mehr dumber ways than either asking to be shot with a BB gun oder try to do an Ollie when I knew jackshit about skateboards. So, how is this Weiter injury dumber and Mehr dangerous? I tried slicing Obst with a küche messer while holding the Obst in my hand…. I am not making this shit up, I was honestly that stupid. Du would think...
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Cliches. I absolutely DESPISE cliches. It shows that the writers are too lazy to come up with anything original, and IT TICKS ME OFF.

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BUT there are those cliches that Du just can't help but love. Whether it's because they're cool, funny, oder downright awesome, Du just can't resist loving the crap out of them! And it's no wonder they never seem to leave.

My name is Jared, and today we're counting down My oben, nach oben 10 Anime Cliches!

#10. Deserved Slapstick

What I mean Von this is a character doing something wrong/bad and paying for it. It's not only satisfying to see the douche-bag of a person...
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Wind: Okay, Professor, I think I’ll take a Charmande-
Gary: I WANT A SQUIRTLE
Wind: Okay, nevermind. I’ll take a Baulbasua-
Gary: I WANT THE CHARMANDER
Wind: Screw it, give me a Squirtl-
Gary: I WANT THE BULBASAUR!
Wind: Okay, Du know what, screw it. I’ll just buy a Pokeball and find some Zufällig Pokemon in the gras, grass oder something (Leaves)

Little Girl: Hey, Du looked at me funny
Wind: Well, duh. You’re a spoiled brat who thinks she owns the whole dirt road. I’m obviously not gonna look at Du like you’re a human being with rights
Little Girl: I challenge Du to a battle
Wind: Um… Okay (Enters...
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Now, what is a guilty pleasure film? Well, it’s those Filme that is hated, weather Von fans, critics, oder the world in general, but Du just can’t help but love. So, today, I will be talking about my ten guilty pleasure movies. Now, MY guilty pleasures may be different from YOUR guilty pleasures, so please, don’t try and insult me because of the choices on this list. Now, with that said, lets start the list



#10: Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines - After the epic Terminators 1 and 2, Fans were hyped for the Weiter one in the series… And they ended up hating it. They sagte that it wasn’t...
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Ayumi: And it was said, the principal was so fat, every died
Satoshi: Re-really
Yoshiki: I’m calling bullshit on that (All the lights turn off)
Satoshi: Oh, god. I think I pissed myself
Yui: (Turns on the lights) Oh, it’s just me and Yuka
Yuka: I WILL EAT YOUR SOULS
Mayu: Aww, she’s so cute
Yuka: I’LL CUT YOU, hündin
Satoshi: Oh, thank god. I thought I was dead (Unknowingly, grabbing Naomi’s breasts)
Naomi: Satoshi, will Du stop fondling my breasts firmly with your hands and-
Seiko: Naomi, you're having your crazy fantasies again
Naomi: Oh, right. Sorry
Satoshi: ….. Huh
Namoi: ……...
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Link: Okay, so, who is the Weiter helpless idiot we need to help
Tetra: Well, the Weiter person on the Liste is a girl named Maggie.
Link: Go on
Tetra: Well, she is a rich girl and-
Link: Stop right there. That's all I needed to hear. If she's rich, she must be beautiful
Tetra: Uh, Link, I don't think Du should-
Link: Shut up, you're not fucking me over like last time
(Later, at the House of Wealth)
Link: Okay, so, where can we find Maggie
Maggie's Father: Oh, hello. How can I help you
Link: Hey, I am here to help your daughter
Maggie's Father: Yeah, who cares? Why don't Du help me? I need Du to go and...
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Link: Oh, fucking finally. I thought we'd never get off that piece of shit island.
Tetra: Yeah, I mean, what kind of rewards were that
Link: Glad Du see it my way
Tetra: And all it took was your constant bitching to convince me so it would shut Du the hell up
Link: It's not bitching, it's complaining
Tetra: Whatever, there is the Weiter island
Link: Isn't that the Forsaken Fortress
Tetra: Yeah, so what
Link: Isn't there like, hundreds of monsters, there
Tetra: Yeah, but Du have a sword
Link: Hmm. Good point. So, what do I need to do
Tetra: Just fight some ghost to the death
Link: Can, and most certainly,...
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Okay, so, when Du think of violent video games, where Du kill civilians and police officers, some people think of Grand Theft Auto, oder Saints Row. Well, those are good choices, but, those actually have objectives, where Du don't really kill either of them. But, is there a game where Du go and murder innocent people, with no rhyme oder reason. Well, that's what this game has done. This game, which has been deemed the most violent game ever... is Hatred... Hold on to your seats, everyone. This may be too much.
So, the purpose of this game is that Du play as a Rob Zombie Look-A-Like, who hates...
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So, there are people out there who prefer Anime over western Cartoons and there are people who prefer western Cartoons over anime. Me, personally, well, if Du asked me at the age of seven, I would have sagte western. But, gegeben the shit we see today, I think its obvious that Anime is still making better shows. Sure, they're no Samurai Jack, Teen Titans, oder Avatar: The Last Airbender, but Du know what else they aren't? Teen Titans GO, Annoying orange TV Show, and everything on Nick. So, some genius thought of a way to make an Anime that has the western style animation. That Zeigen would be the...
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Hello, everyone, and welcome to Windwakerguy430's Death Sentence- I mean, oben, nach oben Ten Overrated Anime of All Time. Now, let me get one thing clear. When I say overrated, I don't hate it. I just feel it gets Mehr praise then it deserves. Unless I say point blank that I hate it, then I hate it. Okay. Then, lets start the list

10: Pokemon - Now, this one really hurts me to put on the list, and unlike the other ones that hurts to put on this list, this is probably the most painful, as Pokemon is my most Favorit Anime of all time. I Liebe this anime. It has some good comedy and the characters are wonderful...
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Now, guess what........... There is a Creepypasta about Lil Wayne..... Just fuck it.
So, this story starts with Lil Wayne freaking out because people keep asking about his secret, which he won't tell anyone. So, the main character asks and thinks he has better luck...... He doesn't. But, for some stupid reason, Lil Wayne's agent decides to tell him, but at a different place. So, he takes the main character to a recording studio and tells him the..... First, off, I must prepare Du all for the stupidest thing Du will ever hear. Okay, so, the reason why Lil Wayne is so talented is because he made a deal with the devil to be a good rapper. And if he tells anyone this secret, he will lose his soul......... WHAT!? Thats the fucking plot twist? That's the dumbest fucking thing I have ever heard. Du know what, screw it, thats all I got. Honestly, nothing really happens in the fucking story anyway, so, fuck it, I'm done. But, hey, that's only my opinion. What's Your Take
Now, what is one of the most laughably bad fanfics I have ever read in my entire life. Well, I think that that fanfic would be the Creepypasta known as Mad for McDonalds.
Now, this story starts with a man who goes to a local McDonalds and starts eating. However, he just keeps eating, to the point where he becomes addicted to it. So addicted to where he goes there all the time, just eating Big Macs and stuff like that. Soon, his family keeps him from going back, so he gets angry and, for some reason, dresses up as Ronald McDonald and sneaks off to eat Mehr at McDonalds only to become a great big fat fuck.
And that's about it. Like I said, this creepypasta, while not even being all that creepy, but is just so bad, that it is so hilarious. But, hey, that's only my opinion. Whats Your Take
Now, this is a story about the cursed Sonic game, and how it became one of the most famous cursed games ever..... Why, I have no gucking clue. Honestly, Sonic.EXE is a pisspoor story.
It starts with this guy, will call him Stupid, because that's exactly what he is, who gets a Sonic game called Sonic.EXE, which he got from his friend, and he says to not play it. Then why the hell did Du send him the damn game.
Anyway, he starts the game up, and it shows the logo with Sonic having red eyes, the water turns blood red and the Sega logo at the bottom says "Sega 6 6 6".... And this sucks, because...
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................... What the fuck.............. Seriously......... What the fuck................... What is this abomination of a fanfic................ just what the fuck is this disaster..................... Well, one things for sure, it's known only as Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life.
Now, first off, Warning, this is not something Du want to see. Unless Du are okay with its awfulness, turn back now. Anyway, this fanfic is, THANKFULLY, short. But, there is so much a fanfic can do in just twenty seconds. Trust me, this fanfic does it. And it is horrible. Anyway, it starts with a nine-year-old..........
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