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CreepySpaghetti: A Parody - Part 3: A Song... I Suppose

posted by Windwakerguy430

Come little children
Come with me.
I’ll take Du to a land
Of fantasy
Please little children
Don’t Du cry
Hypno wouldn’t even
Hurt a fly
Please little children
Don’t Du squirm
These ropes, I know
Will hold Du firm
I know I said
This isn’t true.
But sadly,
Hypno lied to you
Now, little children
Du weren’t clever
Now you’re trapped with me
Forever…
And then the police broke in, beat me up, and arrested me on several accounts of attempted pedophilia. I guess I should have tied them up in a cave instead of a big white transporter, van with Süßigkeiten in the back

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Dead Rising 2 Abridged - Part 8

posted by Windwakerguy430

Anchorman: And so, it is proven that, after zombies entered the bunker, there are no survivors left in fortune city. The military has ordered a firebombing later today. So, for those of Du outside the city, Du better enjoy the view while it lasts. I mean those bombs will do some fucked up shit to that place. I'm mean its gonna fuck that place up......... Now for sports.
Chuck: Dear god....... I think I left the water running at home.
Stacey: I can't believe were gonna die.
Sullivan: I know. I'm gonna die... With Du assholes. I would rather have suffocated to death in shit, then die in a bunker...

Windwakerguy430's oben, nach oben Ten Hated Anime

posted by Windwakerguy430

Hello everyone, and today, I thought since I did a oben, nach oben ten Favorit Anime list, I should do a oben, nach oben ten most hated. Now, what are some of the worst Anime I have ever seen. Well, lets find out. (Nite, I have only seen three bad animes, so I looked online to find some bad ones. Just to let Du guys know)

10: Midori Days - Now, this is an Anime that just has a stupid concept. It is about a gangster who can't get a girlfriend, until one day, his goddamn hand turns into a cute girl.... Just... What. I would have let this slide if it weren't for the stupid characters and cheesy plot. Sure, it is a romantic...

Void Chapter 1, part 2: God Save The Queen

posted by FrostyBlazer

???: what is the status?

Guy: I got a extra life!

???: ... anything on the war?

Dex: we're back! with only fatal wounds!

???: Henry! what did they say?

Henry: they would support us

???: oh thank god! we must prepare for are attack then...

Dex: Du know, this is slightly less of a hellhole than Germany...

Henry: not true... London and a few cities around it are the only places that are not burned to the ground oder in chaos

Dex: well fuc*

Henry: until he surrenders the world is another hell

???: then we will stomp Dominic into a bloody pulp til he does surrenders!

Henry: God save the queen!

Dex: God save the world...

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Windwakerguy430's oben, nach oben Ten Overhated Video Game Characters

posted by Windwakerguy430

Video game characters. Let me tell you, there are quite a lot out there who everyone hates for good reason. I already did a whole Liste about my hated ones. They are all hated for being horribly uncreative, terrible to be around, oder just insgesamt douchebags. But, what about those video game characters that Du feel gets a lot of undeserved hate. I mean, there are just some of those video game character that I see get so much hate, yet, I wonder, what is so bad about them. So, today, we will be looking at ten overhated video game characters. Rules, as usual. Only games that I have played, and...

What's Your Take - Artikel 74 - Lara Croft on Crappable Island

posted by Windwakerguy430

Dear God. It seems that, no matter what fanfic I read, in some way oder another I find disgusting, immature sex oder rape or, fuck, both. And, it's no different in Lara Croft on Cannibal Island.
We instantly start with Lara in a cage in the middle of a tribe of cannibals... Okay, before we continue, I'd like to point out that the fanfic is called Lara Croft on Cannibal Island, but not Lara Croft Escapes from Cannibal Island.... Du see where this is going, don't you. So, once she is presented to the tribe leader, she gets forced to drink.... I don't even know. Once she does, though, she then gets...

Todd McFarlane Splits His Time at Thrillville and Airblades into the Urbz (PS2 Cents Mini)

posted by Windwakerguy430

Okay, so what the hell is this all about? Well, this is PS2 Cents, but where I talk about games in a shorter quantity. Basically, shorter, Mehr condensed reviews but Du get five games reviewed. This is basically for games I had very little to talk about, did not finish due to reasons, oder didn’t want to finish because the game was hot garbage. I dunno. This helps get reviews out faster and allows me to focus on the bigger reviews. We’ll start in alphabetical order and work our way from there. Starting with…

Airblade

Okay, so let me start out Von saying this. This game is already infinitely...

Playing Death (New Original Story Premise/Prologue)

posted by Windwakerguy430

Welcome to Liebe & Death Corporated, where our Motto is “You Only Live Once”. What is Liebe & Death Co. Du ask? Well, our job is to simple. Are Du familiar with death? Yes, it is a scary concept, no doubt about that, but death is not always the end of things. When Du die, darkness doesn’t await you. Depending on your soul in life, Du could be deemed a good noodle and go into paradise, but if Du are a bad egg, Du will be thrown into the underworld. But, sometimes, just sometimes, there are runaway souls. When a person refuses to die, despite their time coming to an end, they...

NikPiks: Ready Player One is Bad and Steven Spielberg Should Feel Bad

posted by Windwakerguy430

I am aware I am super late when it comes to talking about this movie, but I felt like that, now that I have analysed it, anal-ized it, and pretty much picked out everything about this film, I feel like now is the perfect time to discuss this film and see what it’s worth is. So with that being said, let’s talk about Spielberg

In the Kürzlich years, Steven Spielberg has been seen as an old coot who can’t make it with the times, hides all his bad Schreiben behind a ton of CGI, and just some guy who should probably retire with all of his money and Mitmachen the ranks of washed up directors like...

Corner of Horror - Episode 119 - Cultober Tag 14: Jacob's Ladder

posted by Windwakerguy430

Du know, at this point, I don’t know why I bothered randomizing the Filme for this whole event. But hey, at least I’m actually reviewing something rather than letting it all fall behind. So with that said, today we are talking about a rather unique film. One that is so strange, so niche, and yet, is probably one of the greatest horror films I’ve seen recently. It’s so good, it was actually an inspiration for the Silent hügel franchise, one of my favorites. So let’s gush- I mean review the 1990 classic, Jacob’s Ladder

The film follows Jacob Singer, a postal worker in 1975 and...

...maximumer..

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Nik's Pokemon Y Nuzlocke Challenge: Tag 3

posted by Windwakerguy430

On the 3rd Day, Nik was able to finally level up Mercury from the ugly Quilladin to the epic Chesnaught. After hours of grinding, many trips to the Pokemon Center, and a town's worth of dead Pokemon in their wake, Mercury had finally reached his final stage of evolution and became the walking tank, Chesnaught

After the Great Grind of Route 11, Bone Thug was able to evolve into a Marrowake. Nik planned to evolve Mehr Pokemon, but he eventually got bored and moved on, thinking he grinded enough.

Reflection Cave showed no Pokemon, sadly. The cave was not without some joy, however, as both Kurt Cobain...

Hidden Gems: Primal

posted by Windwakerguy430

Hello everyone, and welcome back to Hidden Gems, where we look at some of the most obscure games to see if they deserve Mehr attention oder if they should be forgotten about. Today, we will be looking at an very obscure game. Now, this game was so obscure, that it’s Wikipedia page is incredibly lacking. Like, wow, Beyond Good and Evil and Jet Set Radio Future were obscure, but at least they had useful Wikipedia pages (And yes, I know this shows how little my credibility is, but Du gotta remember that you’re talking to a person who reviews obscure games. Du just gotta take what information...

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Windwakerguy430's oben, nach oben Ten OTHER Hated Video Game Clichés

posted by Windwakerguy430

Oh man, clichés. Usually, these exist in many forms of media, such as books, movies, anime, and in this special case, video games. And there are quite a lot of them….. And sometimes, that is not a good thing. Whenever a cliché is used constantly, it begins to get old… FAST! And I believe that video games have used bad clichés to death. I already talked about some terribly annoying ones in my past list, but this time, I got some new ones I want to talk about. Now, before I begin, here are some rules. These are clichés that only bother me. They may not be bad to you, but to me, I just...

Windwakerguy430's oben, nach oben 5 Unrealistic Things In Grand Theft Auto

posted by Windwakerguy430

GTA is the closest we have ever gotten to a game based on reality… oder is it. As it turns out, there is a lot of moments in GTA that makes some of us notice how none of that can happen in real life. So, without any further delay, here is the five things in the Grand Theft Auto franchise that actually isn’t that real

#5: Everyone Can Fly Planes oder Helicopters - Now, this is lower because some of these the characters are justified when it comes to flying planes oder helicopters. Niko from GTA IV was in a war, and I am sure he flew a helicopter at one point oder another, and Trevor from GTA V was...

Don't Eat Cupcakes On Sunday With Jeff The Killer

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Hi, I'm Scootaloo, and I'm the narrator. Now that we got the terrible intro out of the way, it's time to start our fanfic which is a parody of Don't Swim On Sundays, Cupcakes, and Jeff The Killer.

I live with regenbogen Dash, and we were going to Bewegen into a very nice house Von a cupcake factory. This story takes place in February, 2014.

Rainbow Dash: *Putting bags into the kofferraum, stamm of her car*
Scootaloo: Do we have enough room for my scooter?
Rainbow Dash: I think so. We basically have everything we need.
Scootaloo: *Puts her scooter in the trunk*
Rainbow Dash: *Closes trunk* What Du really want...

Corner of Horror - 144: SWERY Monat "Week" 3: The Missing: J.J. MacField and the Island of Memories

posted by Windwakerguy430

(And now Bilder don’t work. This mixed with the inconsistent schedule, it’s like everything abut SWERY Monat is fucking cursed. But it wouldn’t be truly SWERY related if there wasn’t a few technical hiccups here and there)

Oh man, it’s the game I was the most excited to talk about on here. I’m gonna level with you, everyone. When I played through Deadly Premonition, I didn’t get the appeal at first. I just thought it was a weird game with some charming dialogue and a decent setting. I was not super impressed with it like everyone else was. Sure, I grew on it eventually, obviously...

Corner of Horror - 143: SWERY Monat "Week" 2: Deadly Premonition

posted by Windwakerguy430

Well, after some minor errors in the process, the SWERY Monat marathon is back on track. Hopefully. The Weiter review will be tomorrow and will hopefully be just as passionate as this one. We did not have a great start to this month, let’s just say, and I really apologize for that. A rather drab game that SWERY had little creative control over, that was a game I had no desire in playing, and was immediately followed Von lots of personal stuff in life taking over. But thankfully, we can Bewegen on with the schedule and get on to better things from SWERY. Better things, such as the game that truly...

Merry Freakin' Weihnachten - Tag 5: Jenga World Tour

posted by Windwakerguy430

Ah yes, Jenga, the fun childhood pastime of playing with a set of wooden blocks, because someone was just that bored. I never played much of the board game when it was at its peak of popularity. I was Mehr of a CandyLand kid. Aw yeah, coming up on the Süßigkeiten Cane Forest, motherfucker! But, I do understand the basic concept of the game, stacking bricks to make a tower and pulling them out and making sure it doesn’t topple over. What I don’t understand is making a full game for the Wii and selling it at full retail price. Who made this game and why would they make it. Oh wait, it’s an Atari...

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The oben, nach oben 100 - #48: L.A. Noire (Featuring Canada24)

posted by Windwakerguy430

In case it wasn't clear since my Grand Theft Auto reviews, I am much Mehr interesting in when Rockstar does something other than GTA games. I find that stuff to be way Mehr fun. And the first of many (Okay, three) to appear on this Liste is the murder mystery classic, L.A. Noire-

*Blowing Whistle* Stop right there! I’m taking over this review!

Several years Vor I found this Rockstar game.. LA NOIRE. Now, when I first got this game, I was fresh of GTA 4 and Red Dead Redemption.. I was introduced to GTA Von the 4th, never played the others. But obviously we aren't here to talk about...