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Song: link

Sean: *Laughing*
Shayne: *Laughing*
Jerry: *Laughing*
Mike: *Stops Weiter to his friends* Heeey. What's with the laughter?
Sean: Listen to the music.
Mike: Ah. *Laughing*
Jerry: We oughta do something like that. Think of how famous we could become.
Shayne: We could, but let's focus on hosting the very last episode of Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories.
Sean: This is the last one?
Shayne: Yeah. Let's give the audience one hell of a show. We'll feature an episode of Trainz, and Johnny Lightning, then Zeigen off The Seven Ups.

Theme Song: link

Welcome to a place called The Island Of Errol. A place that is run Von five railroads. It has hundreds of engines, and lots of trains in the four towns, Mossberg, Hunterdon, Zorrin, and Eastwood.

This is the story of trainz.

Episode 40: Meeting Jack

Narrator: One day, Sean was delivering passengers to Mossberg Harbor. After dropping them off, he brought his coaches to the train yard where he saw a white truck. His name is Jack, and thankfully, he's nothing like the Jack on the Northern Errol Line.
Audience: *Laughing*

Stop the song

Sean: *Sees the white truck* Hello.
Jack: *Nervous* Yes?
Sean: Why do Du look nervous?
Jack: I'm being framed for stealing a trailer of valuable paintings.
Sean: That's actually ironic if Du think about it.
Narrator: Now that he mentions it, it's very ironic. Where do Du put paintings? In a frame.
Audience: *Laughing*
Jack: I have to get into Hunterdon to prove that I'm innocent. Can Du help?
Sean: Okay. Get on a flatbed, I'll take Du over there.
Narrator: So Jack got on a flachbett-, flachbett car, and Sean started pulling him to Hunterdon.
Jack: Thank Du very much.
Sean: So how are Du going to prove that you're not the one who stahl, stola those paintings?
Jack: I was helping Ryan, and Eddie on the Hunterdon Central Railway. I need them as my witnesses when I talk to the judge.
Sean: I know those two. They're nice engines. What did Du guys do?
Jack: I had to help clear part of the line during an accident. It was yesterday at one of the train stations.
Sean: Is that when the paintings were stolen?
Jack: Yes.
Sean: Then we shouldn't have any difficulty in proving your innocence.
Narrator: They didn't notice that a police officer saw them.
Police Man: *Talks on a radio* Attention, suspect has been spotted. A white Ford traktor trailer. He's on board a train.
Narrator: The police notified Mr. Baldwin. I was visiting when I heard him telling us what happened.
Mr. Baldwin: Sean is helping a truck with getting to Hunterdon. He stahl, stola a trailer full of valuable paintings, and those two must be stopped.
S.B: How are Du going to stop them?
Mr. Baldwin: I have no idea.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mr. Baldwin: I'll think of something along the way. Jesse, Du follow them, while me, and Sean follow them in his car.
Narrator: Jesse, me, Mr. Baldwin, and some Zufällig police man no one cares about-
Police Man: Hey!
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: Sorry. Were about to chase Sean, and Jack.
Jack: How much further do we have to go?
Sean: Not that far Jack. We just gotta pass two Mehr stations, and then we'll be there.
Police Man: *Turns on his lights*
Jack: *Looks behind him* Oh no, it's the cops.
Sean: We can't get to Hunterdon if they stop us.
Jack: But Du gotta stop.
Sean: Not until we get to the courthouse. *Speeds up*

Song (Start it at 8:09): link

Police Man: *Chasing Sean*
Jesse: *Chasing Sean*
S.B: *Chasing Sean with Mr. Baldwin*
Jack: *Looks behind him* I'm scared. *Cries* They're gonna catch us.
Sean: *Goes faster*
Police Man: *Getting Weiter to Sean*
Jesse: Why is he doing this?
Mr. Baldwin: That's what I wanna find out.
Sean: *Passes a red signal*
Jesse: Uh oh.
Police Man: *Pointing at Sean* Stop right now!!
Sean: JACK IS INNOCENT!! I'm taking him to the courthouse to prove he's not the one who stahl, stola those paintings!
Police Man: He's guilty, stop right now!!
Sean: You're not listening!!! He was framed!! *Goes faster, and gets away from the cop*
Jesse: It's up to us. *Passes the cop, and continues chasing Sean*
S.B: *Does the same thing*

Up ahead, Alinah was pulling coaches backwards, and was switching off of Sean's line going to the left.

Sean: *Closes his eyes*
Alinah: AAHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Sean: *Crashes through the train in slow motion*
Jack: They're catching up.
Jesse: *Getting close to catching Sean*
Sean: I shouldn't have done that.
Jesse: *Couples up to the flatcar Jack is on* I got him sir!
Mr. Baldwin: Put your brakes on!
Jesse: *Applies his brakes*
Sean: *Pulling Jack on the flatbed, and Jesse*
S.B: Looks like he's being dragged.
Mr. Baldwin: Let's hope he doesn't hurt himself.
Sean: *Goes up a hill*
Jesse: Here we go.
Police Man: *Catches up*

Stop the song, and play this starting at 3:24: link

Sean: *Slowing down*
S.B: There we go.
Narrator: The hügel made Jack heavier, and Jesse was now able to slow Sean down.
Sean: *Stops*
Mr. Baldwin: Way to go Jesse.
Jesse: Thanks sir.

Stop the song.

Sean: I do not want to get in trouble for this.
Jack: What are Du going to say?
S.B: *Stops his car Weiter to Sean, and has Mr. Baldwin's microphone pointing out at him*
Sean: *Nervously laughing* Hi sir.
Mr. Baldwin: Why didn't Du stop for the police officer?
Sean: He was going to arrest Jack. He told me that he was framed, and that he helped Ryan, and Eddie during the time the paintings were stolen.
Police Man: I understand that, but Du need to stop when I put my lights on. May I see your driver's license, and registration?
Sean: I am a talking train, I don't drive a car!
Audience: *Laughing*
Police Man: One joke never hurt anyone.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: If I'm getting in trouble for not stopping, I'm okay with that, but Du gotta let Jack prove he didn't steal the trailer of paintings.
Jack: Please officer.
Police Man: Alright. I'll do that. Besides, it would look weird if a man was arresting a talking truck.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mr. Baldwin: And what will happen to Sean?
Police Man: *Thinking* I think I'll let him go with a warning. Weiter time buddy, I'll have your controller put Du in hot water.
Sean: Don't bother, I have my own hot tub.
Audience: *Laughing*
Jesse: That was an idiom.
Sean: One joke never hurt anyone.
S.B: *Gets out of his car, holding his chest, and coughing* Your joke is hurting me!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: Everyone laughed. Jack got to prove that he was innocent. The real truck that stahl, stola the trailer of paintings was placed in a garage. He was not allowed to come out for six months. As for Jack, he helps out the Eastern Pacific with freight some times. He's glad he met Sean, and the two became very close friends.

Ending theme (Start it at 1:10): link

Characters used for episode

Sean
Jack the truck
Mr. Baldwin
Jesse
Alinah
S.B AKA Sean Bodine

Songs used for episode

Cannonball: Duane Eddy
CHiPs music/scenes # 4: Alan Silvestri
CHiPs Theme: John Parker and Alan Silvestri

The End

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Song: link

Somewhere in Iraq

Johnny: *Walking through town square*
Narrator: The Middle East is filled with lots of beautiful desert, but it can be dangerous if Du don't have enough water, oder shelter.
ISIS Member: *Walking into a building with AK47's*
Narrator: It is also dangerous if Du bump into the wrong people.
Johnny: *Runs into a dance club*
People: *Dancing to the music*
Johnny: Nice short cut. *Walking past the big crowd of people*
Narrator: Another agent was killed, and ISIS got their hands on an important flash drive. I was tasked to retrieve it.
ISIS Members: *Walking together with AK47's*
Johnny: *Runs out from the dance club behind them, and bashes their heads together*

Inside another building were Mehr men with guns.

Johnny: *Disguised as an ISIS member*
Narrator: Disguise? Check.
ISIS Member 94: *Plugs the flash drive into a computer*
Narrator: Flash drive? Check.
Johnny: *Walks towards the computer*
ISIS Member 94: *Looking at the computer screen*
ISIS Member 24: *Walks inside* mahlaan, alhusul ealaa akthr min hna!
ISIS Member 94: *Runs from the computer*
Johnny: *Opens a drawer, and finds another flash drive. He takes the flash drive out of the computer, and places the other one in*
Narrator: All without a hitch.
Johnny: *Walks out of the building*
ISIS Member 94: Dumb British tourist. *Gets back to the computer, and clicks the Upload button*

To his surprise, instead of getting intel from the CIA, he saw pictures of his girlfriend in sexy clothing.

ISIS Members: *Looking at the computer screen, and laughing*
ISIS Member 94: Someone stahl, stola the Flashdrive with the CIA intel! Get out, and look for an intruder!!
ISIS Members: *Running out of the building*

They saw the two men that Johnny knocked out earlier.

ISIS Member 94: Wake up!
ISIS Members: *Get up*
ISIS Member 94: Did Du see any Americans?
ISIS Members: No.
ISIS Member 94: Dammit! Where is he?!
Johnny: *Running towards a helicopter*
Ted: *In the Cockpit* Did Du find it?
Johnny: *Shows Ted the flashdrive* We're good to go!
Ted: *Flies away*

Opening Credits Song: link

Johnny: *Sits down looking at a screen. He sees a wanted sign on it for a bad guy. He nods and gets up*

JOHNNY LIGHTNING

Johnny: *Looks at his watch, and presses a red button activating it*

Starring SeanTheHedgehog as Johnny Lightning

Johnny: *In a parking garage. He starts to run as he selects the 1958 Plymouth Belvedere. Once he selects it, he jumps into mid-air making the car automatically appear with him in it. He drifts left out of the parking garage*

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ISIS Members: *Walking together with AK47's*
Johnny: *Runs out from a building behind them, and bashes their heads together*

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Johnny: *Jumps out of a helicopter with a parachute. After a few seconds, he deploys it, and slowly goes down towards a rooftop*

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Johnny: *Slides down towards a gravestone with an M14, and fires five bullets*

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Johnny: *Combing his hair, and then cleans the lenses of his glasses*

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Johnny: *Running on a boxcar. He jumps on a gondola, doing a front roll once he lands. He grabs a guy in a black coat, and punches him three times, then throws him off*

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Commander Kane: *Sitting behind his schreibtisch with his feet on them*

Jack Nicholson as Commander Kane

Johnny: *Drives back into the parking garage. He stops the car, gets out, and hits the red button. His Plymouth Belvedere disappears, going back into the watch*

Klaipėda, Lithuania

Guards: *Walking around a building*

Episode 11: False Alarm

MI6 Agent: *Climbing a fence then runs towards the building*

Special Guest Stars

MeiMisty as Victoria Arrem
Rose_Gold as Sasha Kachava
Nia Washington as Ellie Hollard
Marie Schunemann as Mabel Exla

MI6 Agent: *Taking cover behind a Wand as he looks at a guard in a watchtower. He waits for him to turn around, then continues running to the building*

With Sir Topham Hatt as Ted Esler

Victoria: We have caused public outrage in the United Kingdom with fake news involving their queen, and made the Germans think they're having a drought.
Guard 53: Very good Miss. Arrem.
Guard 42: What is next?
Victoria: Our Weiter target is America. We're going to spread lies about their government. Lies so sinister, that thousands of people will be killed in the chaos.
MI6 Agent: *Going upstairs. He doesn't notice a laser trap, which triggers an alarm*

Alarm: link

Victoria: We have an intruder!
Guards: *Running down a hallway*
MI6 Agent: *Pulls out a P99, and shoots two guards*
Guards: *Returning feuer with MP40's*
MI6 Agent: *Fires three Mehr bullets, and throws a smoke grenade*
Guards: Let's go, he's trying to escape! *Running through the smoke*

They didn't notice that the spy was still on the stairs. He began to run the other direction.

MI6 Agent: I have to bring in Victoria alive.
Sasha: *Opens a door, which knocks the agent onto the ground*
Guards: *Turning around, they shoot at the MI6 agent*
MI6 Agent: *Standing up, he's entirely covered in blood from the many bullets hitting his body*
Sasha: *Knocks him back onto the ground*

Song: link

Johnny: *Driving his Plymouth to the Pentagon*
Guard: *Watches Johnny stop* Mr. Lightning.
Johnny: Morning. *Drives towards the parking lot*
Narrator: As soon as I got on a plane heading out of the Middle East, Commander Kane had another assignment for me. He sagte it was something important, and that I would have a partner.
Johnny: *Stops in a parking spot, and walks out of his car. He heads to Kane's office*
Commander Kane: *Reading a magazine when he hears a knock*
Johnny: Commander, it's Lightning.
Commander Kane: Door's unlocked.
Johnny: *Walks in, and sits down behind the desk*
Commander Kane: I'm glad you're here Johnny, because I have a very important assignment. MI6 just Lost one of their agents in Klaipėda. They believe someone is creating fake news in order to cause pressure on our government. Du must find this person, and cease her operations.
Johnny: Klaipėda sir? I've never heard of that country before.
Commander Kane: Not a country Lightning, a town. It's located in Lithuania, which is north of Poland.
Johnny: I understand now.
Commander Kane: Your partner should be here soon.

Another knock was heard, and a black woman walked in.

Ellie: Commander Kane?
Commander Kane: Yes ma'am.
Ellie: *Sits down Weiter to Johnny* I'm Ellie Hollard.
Commander Kane: Good. I was just briefing Johnny on the assignment Du two will be working on. He'll fill Du in on everything when Du go see Mabel for your equipment.
Ellie: Yes sir.

Both agents walked out of the office while Commander Kane continued Lesen his magazine.

Johnny: So, your name is Ellie.
Ellie: Yep. Du are?
Johnny: Johnny Lightning. It's nice to meet you.
Ellie: Nice to meet Du too John. I know we're going to make a good team.
Johnny: Thank Du Ellie. *Walks into Mabel's office* Hi Mabel.
Mabel: Johnny, Ellie. Come this way please. *Walks towards a schreibtisch with handguns on it*
Johnny: What have Du got for us today?
Mabel: *Pulls out a cell phone* Your ordinary I-Phone, with a detonator. On your phone, you'll find a timer. It can go as high as 60 seconds, and when it reaches 0-
Ellie: It blows up.
Mabel: Right. *Gives Johnny, and Ellie their phones, with detonators* Don't get it confused with your real phones.
Johnny: I use Android, so that won't be a problem.
Mabel: Johnny, Du have a special round of ammo that can feuer explosive bullets. Ellie, Du got tranquilizers for your .45.
Ellie: Du don't use standard issue?
Johnny: I find the 1911 to be better for stopping power, and accuracy.
Ellie: With fewer bullets.
Johnny: Who needs handguns when Du can steal a gewehr from an enemy?
Mabel: One last thing. *Gives Ellie a purse* Du can store many items in here, but Du can also use it as a gas grenade if Du need to.
Ellie: Tear gas, perfect.
Mabel: Good luck on your mission Du two.
Johnny: Thanks Mabel.

Johnny & Ellie walked down the hallway from Mabel's lab when they heard an alarm go off.

Alarm: link

Johnny: *Pulls out his gun*
Ellie: We got an intruder!
Ted: *Walks out of a room, deactivating the alarm* No, no, it's just me. I was testing out our alarm system, and everything went haywire.
Johnny: I hope Du get that sorted out, otherwise you'll complicate things for everyone.
Ted: Don't remind me. So Du finally met Ellie.
Johnny: Yes I have. We've been assigned to a Suchen & destroy mission. Someone's trying to give us a bad name.
Ted: I'll contact one of the pilots to wait for Du at Helipad 1.
Ellie: Thank you. *Walks with Johnny to the roof*
Johnny: Good luck with the alarm Ted.
Ted: *Chuckles, but he feels annoyed with Johnny's comment*

Back in Lithuania, Victoria was talking to Sasha.

Victoria: That man Du killed was a British agent. We have to dispose of his body before anyone else comes looking for him.
Sasha: I have just the trick. My mother passed away, and her funeral is being held tomorrow. We will switch the corpses.
Victoria: Clever. We must quickly make the arrangements to have the corpses switched before anyone knows about this.

Suwalki, Poland

Pilot: Here's our destination Du two. *Lands in an open field*
Johnny: We'll be driving the rest of the way. *Walks with Ellie out of the chopper*
Pilot: *Takes off*
Ellie: Why?
Johnny: Because I don't feel like getting charged Von Esler for the entire ride. Besides, I think you'll like my car. *Looks at his watch, and hits the red button*
Ellie: Du can spawn cars with your watch?
Johnny: Yep. Stay on my right side, and try to keep up. *Starts running*
Ellie: Is this part of the procedure?
Johnny: Yes. *Selects the 1958 Plymouth Belvedere* Jump!

As they jumped, they ended up in Johnny's car.

Johnny: Now we go to Klaipėda.
Ellie: *Nods as she looks out the window*

Victoria was feeling very satisfied with how things were going so far. She organized all of her soldiers into a room for an important speech.

Victoria: We are halfway done with the false news footage for the American government. Once it's released, America will destroy itself in a big ball of fire!
Soldiers: *Cheering*
Victoria: We will continue to support the many terrorist groups in the Middle East, Europe, and South America!
Sasha: *Turns on a song*

Song: link

As the song played, every soldier started teabagging to the rhythm of the music.

Victoria: *Watching her soldiers with pride*
Sasha: Victoria, we must get ready for the funeral, and dispose of the British Agent's corpse.
Victoria: Yes. Lead the way.

Johnny & Ellie arrived in Klaipėda. They saw that a road was closed off.

Johnny: *Pulls over* Wait here. I'm going to see what's going on. *Steps out of the car*
Ellie: *Hears the engine turn off* It just stalled.
Johnny: The car only runs when I'm in the driver's seat. Call me on my phone if Du spot our target. Du remember what she looks like?
Ellie: *Nods*
Johnny: *Walks into an alleyway*

Song: link

Band: *Playing the Musik as they slowly march with the funeral parade*
Johnny: *Walks onto a covered bridge*
Funeral Parade: *Walking towards Johnny*
Victoria: *Looks up at the bridge*
Johnny: *Using X-ray vision on his glasses* The British Agent that was killed is in that coffin. *Looks at the parade* Those aren't mourners. They got guns.
Sasha: *Looks at the parade behind her*
Johnny: *Pulls a pin on a grenade, and throws it at the parade*
Soldiers: *Get killed*

Civilians started to panic as they ran away. There were twelve soldiers, but five were killed Von Johnny's grenade.

Victoria & Sasha: *Pull out Glocks, and shoot at the bridge*
Johnny: *Returns feuer with his M1911*
Soldiers: *Drop the coffin, and shoot at Johnny with MP40's*
Ellie: *Listening to the gunfire* Johnny needs my help. *Runs out of the car*
Soldiers: *Running onto the bridge*
Johnny: *Kills both soldiers, and grabs one of their MP40's. He uses it to kill Mehr soldiers*
Sasha: We need Mehr backup! We're under heavy fire!
Johnny: *Fires six bullets at Sasha*
Sasha: *Gets shot in the face* AHH!!!
Ellie: *Shoots two soldiers with her USP 45*
Victoria: *Shoots Ellie*
Ellie: *Holding her arm as she falls down*
Johnny: NO!! *Using his 1911, he fires six bullets at Victoria*
Victoria: *Runs away, she jumps into a truck*
Soldiers: *Shooting at Johnny with BAR's*
Johnny: *Laying down to avoid the fire*

Stop the song

Ellie: *Holding her wound as she leans on a house*
Johnny: *Runs to Ellie* Are Du alright?
Ellie: I think so.
Johnny: I told Du to stay Von the car. Victoria escaped.
Ellie: I was trying to help you.
Johnny: I appreciate that, but I wanted Du to stay there for a reason. I gotta get Du to a hospital.

As police sirens were heard in the distance, Johnny got back in his Plymouth with Ellie. They were able to avoid the police, and safely make it to a hospital.

While Ellie was in the hospital, Johnny talked to Commander Kane on his cell phone.

Commander Kane: *Picks up his phone* Hello?
Johnny: Sir, it's Johnny.
Commander Kane: How are Du making out on your assignment?
Johnny: Ellie got shot. She's recuperating right now.
Commander Kane: Did Du find Victoria?
Johnny: She's here alright. She's the one who shot Ellie. I'm waiting for her wound to heal so we can go in together.
Commander Kane: Very well. MI6 also wants to thank Du for recovering the corpse of one of their agents.
Johnny: Yay me. I better get going sir. I'll call Du once Victoria is dead. *Hangs up*

In Ellie's room, she was watching a few birds in a nest through a window.

Nurse: *Walks into the room with Johnny* Du have a visitor Miss. Hollard.
Johnny: I hope you're feeling better after becoming a victim of that riot. *Winks*
Ellie: *Nods* I am. Thank you.
Nurse: Du were at the parade which got ambushed?
Johnny: We were just minding our own business when two guards tried shooting at someone, but hit my friend instead.
Nurse: My sister nearly got shot herself. I'll leave Du two alone. *Walks out of the room*
Johnny: Du used your real name?
Ellie: Just my surname.
Johnny: *Looks at a chart* Clara Hollard. *Nods as he puts the chart back* How much longer did they say you'd be in here?
Ellie: Just two Mehr hours.
Johnny: While I'm waiting for you, I'll get us Mehr supplies. I don't feel like going towards Victoria's base without missing a few essential items.
Ellie: How do we find her base?
Johnny: This isn't a big town. I'm sure we can find it. Du just get some rest. *Walks out of the room*

At Victoria's base, she was getting prepared to launch the fake news.

Victoria: In 30 minutes, my video will be ready to upload.
Guard 53: How bad do Du think this will be for the Americans?
Victoria: I estimate that over a thousand deaths will occur once citizens fight the government.
Johnny: *Arrives with Ellie in his Plymouth* Follow me.

They quickly got out.

Johnny: *Hits the red button on his watch, making the Plymouth disappear* We gotta try and get to the left so the guards won't see us. Be sure your gun is ready just in case.
Ellie: *Ready with her USP .45*
Johnny: *Has his 1911 ready as he heads along the fence*
Guards: *Looking away from Johnny & Ellie*
Johnny: *Grabs a wire cutter, and cuts a hole in the fence* Ladies first.
Ellie: *Goes in*
Johnny: *Follows Ellie*

Song: link

Victoria: *Watching the Upload time* 10 minutes. This is going quicker than expected.
Johnny: *Chokes a guard towards the entrance of the base*
Ellie: *Shoots two guards in the building*
Johnny: *Shoots the guard in the tower*
Ellie: Nice shot.
Johnny: Thanks. Now let's get inside.
Victoria: Shoot them!!
Johnny: *Shoots two Mehr guards*
Ellie: *Shoots another guard, and takes his MP40*
Johnny: *Looks at Ellie's new gun*
Ellie: I got this idea from you. *Shoots five guards*
Victoria: *Runs into a weapons room, and grabs a BAR*
Johnny: Keep up the good work. *Throws a grenade, killing three guards*
Victoria: I must do everything myself!! *Hits the alarm button*

Alarm: link

The two spies were getting overwhelmed, but they wouldn't give up.

Johnny: *Punches a guard, and takes his MP40*
Ellie: *Shooting 7 Mehr guards*
Victoria: *Shooting her BAR at Johnny & Ellie*
Johnny: *Laying down on the ground with Ellie* When she reloads, I'll shoot her. Du focus on the rest of the guards.
Ellie: *Shows her purse* Of course.
Johnny: *Reloads, and shoots Victoria*
Victoria: *Falls over the railing, and lands on a guard, breaking his neck*
Ellie: *Throws her geldbörse as it releases nerve gas*
Guard: *Coughing as they have trouble breathing*
Johnny: Good throw.
Ellie: Shouldn't we have gas masks?
Johnny: It's too far away for us. We'll be safe.
Guards: *Running from the 2nd floor*
Johnny: *Shoots them with a stolen MP40* This way. *Runs to the stairs*
Ellie: *Follows Johnny*
Johnny: We have to Abbrechen that Upload before it goes viral.
Guards: *Shooting at Johnny*
Johnny: *Taking cover behind a wall, and returns fire*
Ellie: *Runs to the Upload screen, and hits cancel. She then grabs the flashdrive which contains the video, and snaps it in half*
Johnny: Let's make sure the original file gets destroyed on the computer as well.
Guards: *Running towards them*
Johnny: *Shooting the guards*
Ellie: If Du can hold them off, I'll take care of it.
Johnny: Very well.
Ellie: *Runs into the computer room, and shoots all of the computers with her MP40*
Johnny: *Runs out of ammo for the MP40 while shooting guards. He throws it at another guard, and shoots him with his 1911*
Ellie: We're good. Let's leave.
Johnny: Out the window! *Runs for a window on the 2nd floor*
Ellie: *Follows Johnny*
Johnny: *Shoots the window three times, and smashes it with his left arm as he jumps out*
Ellie: *Jumps out of the building*

With Mehr bullets hitting the ground close to the two agents, they successfully made their escape.

Johnny: *Looks at his watch, and selects the 1969 Dodge Coronet* Jump.
Ellie: *Jumps with Johnny, spawning the car*
Johnny: *Drives away from the building*
Guards: Dammit! They destroyed the fake news footage, and killed our boss.

The song fades away as we look at our two heroes.

Ellie: The false alarm has been destroyed.
Johnny: I couldn't have done it without your help.
Ellie: We should work together Mehr often.
Johnny: I would like that very much.

Back at the Pentagon, Johnny & Ellie were walking through a hallway when suddenly...

Alarm: link

Johnny: *Pulls out his gun*
Ellie: We got an intruder!
Ted: *Sighs* Not again!
Johnny: *Puts his gun away*
Ted: *Deactivates the alarm*
Johnny: Still having problems Ted?
Ted: I'm not in the mood for jokes Johnny.
Johnny: Ellie, it looks like we're still having problems with false alarms after all.
Ellie: *Laughs*

Song (Start at 1:04): link

The End

This has been a SeanTheHedgehog Production from November 19, 2019

Song (Start at 1:59): link

Jerry: We're gonna take a quick break, then come back with The Seven-Ups.
Sean: See Du soon.
Song: link

Ethan: *Waiting in a siding*
Liam: *Sitting in a chair*
Metal Gloss: *Walking around the two* What are we doing again?
Liam: Deciding who to host tonight's segment of Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories.
Metal Gloss: None of us have done it before.
Ethan: Yeah. Let's take turns. Metal Gloss can go first, then for the Weiter Zeigen in May, Liam can do it.
Liam: Sounds like a plan.
Metal Gloss: In that case, here's tonight's lineup.

8 PM

Ponies On The Rails
Adventures of Thomas & Friends

8:30 PM

The REAL Powerpuff Girls - Bak2Bak

Theme song: link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

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When it comes to video games, there are always first bosses, which come near the beginning of the game to be a starting challenge for the player to help them see how the game is going to play out. Usually, they are very easy and can be forgotten about within a few hours of gameplay. But, once in awhile, Du get that first boss that is one of the best bosses in the entire game. These first bosses offer Mehr of a challenge to the player and feel like a later boss than the first boss. So, today, I wish to share with Du all the ten first bosses that I found to be the most fun. First, the rules....
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James: *Singing along to the song* One, two, three o'clock, four o'clock, rock. Five, six, seven o'clock, eight o'clock, rock. Nine, ten, eleven o'clock, twelve o'clock, rock. We're gonna rock around the clock tonight.
Duck, Oliver, & Henry: AH!!!!!
Tom: Make it stop!
Hawkeye: *Leaving with a freight train* It's a good thing I got in the cab of this freight train in time. Now I don't have to hear his terrible singing, unlike the others.
Master Sword: Hawkeye got lucky!! *Catches on fire* RAAAAAAAAAAGE!!!!!!!
Gordon: James, stop singing!
James: When the clock strikes two, three and...
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Parker: It's warmer!
Kevin: Not Von much.
Parker: *Jumps into his swimming pool*
Snowflake: Can we start the show? I got the lineup ready.
Kevin: Yes Miss. Hostess. Du may start.
Jerry: What's the lineup?
Snowflake: Down below.

8 PM

Ponies On The Rails: Bak2Bak

8:30 PM

Under The Arch With Tom Foolery

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Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Coffee Crème From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson,...
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Ethan: *Pulling 3 passenger cars* Well guys, we're glad Du had fun, but summer is now over.
Passengers: *Shivering in their bathing suits* Is that why it's so cold?
Kevin: *Throwing a frisbee*
Liam: *Catches the frisbee*
Kevin: Good catch.
Liam: Thanks buddy. *Spots the audience* Oh, hi guys. Welcome to another episode of the S.S.S.S. I'm Liam from The Nut House, and I got everything set up for Du to enjoy tonight.

8:00 PM - Now

Johnny Lightning
The Nut House

8:30 PM - Later

Trainz - Bak 2 Bak

Liam: *Throws the frisbee back to Kevin*...
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Okay, so, originally, again, I was gonna talk about a different movie, but instead, Von chance, I happened to watch this movie instead and when I realized it too was a cult film, I decided to watch this… I’m bad at keeping with my already made list. But that’s beside the point. Let’s talk about true terror. The 90s. Bucket hats, Limp Bizkit, and a slew of horror Filme upsetting the public because of the dangers to kids oder something. And one such film was the 90s time capsule itself, 1999’s Idle Hands. Was this a film that was a victim of circumstance oder did it deserve it’s low critical...
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How do I become sarcastic?
"I'm the Queen of sarcasm, Du don't just suddenly become sarcastic, it takes practice"


My house is on fire, what do I do?
"You get off the fuckin computer and go outside!"


My brother hasn't had his period:
"Yeah. It takes longer for boys"


What's an appropriate site for a 13 Jahr old girl?
"Try Porn-Hub"


Can Du get pregnant from watching porn?
"Only on wednesdays"


Every time I drink alcohol I feel sad.
"Your not drinking ENOUGH of of it!"


I was having sex with my sister and got a cramp in my leg.
"YOU HAD SEX WITH YOUR SISTER!?"


Why are Babys ugly at first?
"How about you...
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So the Game Awards 2019 was an absolute waste of time to anyone who went there. What a great time to be alive. Can Du believe they put a Fast & Furious game as the big announcement of that night above wolf Among Us 2 oder No Mehr Heroes 3? So after being disappointed Von Fast & Furious, I can disappoint myself again with a new Fast & Furious title, Fast & Furious: Showdown. I’ve never watched any of the movies, I have no idea what they are about, all I know is they were part of Game Awards 2019, so that’s justifiable reasons to hate it. Created Von the lovely team at Activision,...
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Derek: Spring's almost here!
Orion: Finally, now we don't have to freeze.
Stephanie: Now we just need to decide what our show's lineup is for tonight.
Fat Pat: I got it! Three episodes of The Nut House. Pronto!

Theme Song

Kevin: *Plays piano*
David: *Playing bass*
Liam: *Playing drums*
Liz: *Plays guitar*
Mr. Nut: *Sings* Welcome everybody to The Nut House. Thankfully this is not in Laos. Come on everybody into The Nut House. Du can wear anything except for a blouse. Come on everybody, step into The Nut House.
Everyone: The Nut House!

Episode 20: Another Star

While having lunch in The Nut House...
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posted by Windwakerguy430
Man: Come on, girl. Don’t be like that
*A skinny man with ratty hair were standing in front of a woman at a bar. She had been doing her best to ignore them, but they had decided to sit at the table, doing what they could to get her attention*
Woman: I told Du to go away
Man: Aw, come on. Why don’t we go and have some fun. Who knows, Du may just like what I got for you, babe
*The woman struck the man across the face with a slap. The man only chuckled as he punched the woman across the face, sending her to the floor*
Man: I tried to be a nice guy, but Du just had to be a stupid bitch!
*As he...
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Marching Parade: *Going through a railroad crossing*
Trumpet Player: The lights are flashing!
Saxaphone Player: Who cares? We need to keep moving!
Sean: *Stops at the crossing* Well, while I'm waiting for a clear path, let's see those two episodes of Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime.

Girls: *Playing Rock & Roll music* Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime!! Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime!! Which is Japanese for, which is Japanese for... *Drum solo* Your Typical Anime. *Guitar solo* Your Typical Anime. *Guitar solo* Your Typical Anime!

Episode 9: Masturbation Escapation

Cassandra was with her friends...
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 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. Pingas!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. Pingas!


Seanthehedgehog Presents

Hedgehog In Ponyville Episode 9

Discorded

Being a war hero in a town where everyone likes Du is a good thing. Everywhere I go, I see a friend. Everytime I need help with something, I ask them. I've also been promoted from captain to major.

We took back Ponyville from Nazi Forces, and Celestia was breifing me on my new assignment in Twilight's former library.

Celestia: Discord now has an army of his own. He has time traveled into the Sekunde world war in a planet called Earth, and gathered an army of italian humans....
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Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Honey Bee From NaomiWinx

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 16

On A Cold Night

December 1, 1952

It was 6:00 PM. The ponies would be heading Home in an Stunde after a long Tag of work.

Hawkeye: Ugh. It's freezing.
Coffee Creme: How can anypony stand to be out here?
Hawkeye: I've got no idea. We better wait in the station.
Coffee Creme: Or...
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Sean: *Backing into a station with a passenger train*
Jesse: Perfect timing.
Sean: Why?
Jesse: Listen to the Musik and you'll find out why.
Sean: We're not in New York City.
Liam: But that's where Bartholomew lives in his spin off. For the 2nd half of our show, we have back to back episodes. Have fun.

My name is Bartholomew Perfect The 55th. I was born in London, 1902. I lived there for nearly my entire life, but in 1951, I moved to Cheyenne Wyoming, which is in The United States of Equestria.

I worked on the Union Pacific as a conductor until June 1953, and I moved into Manehattan to work...
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Thomas: *Puffs out of his sheds* Ah, nice to be back from vacation.
People: *Getting pictures of Thomas*
Thomas: *Smiling* Well, time to work on my branchline. Before I leave however, I got our schedule for tonight's segment of the S.S.S.S.

8 PM - Now

Ponies On The Rails - Bak2Bak

8:30 PM - Later

Adventures of Thomas & Friends
The Nut House

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Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage...
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Yes, the best and worst video games of the decade are still coming out on the Zufällig club eventually. I just wanted to talk about something… truly random. The PS DUBs was truly the most unique console out there in the 6th generation. Despite being the biggest thing that was released in that generation, it had a lot of games. Many of them were great and really popular. But when your console is big, everyone wants a piece of the console war pie. And everyone got their games on the PS2 when it was released back in the day. And so many games fell to the wayside, resting on lowly game shelves,...
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Panzer: Yes! We've taken control of the S.S.S.S!
Robert: What are we supposed to do?
Johnny: *Arrives with 12 marines* Give it back!
Panzer: Ah! Fight back before we lose control!! *Fighting Johnny with 20 men dressed as Nazis*
Robert: I'm gonna host this thing before we lose control. I doubt we will, but better safe, sicher than sorry. Here's the lineup.

Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime
Sean Meets The PPG
Ponies On The Rails

Girls: *Playing Rock & Roll music* Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime!! Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime!! Which is Japanese for, which is Japanese for... *Drum solo* Your Typical Anime....
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KISS, KISS, KISS! What could be sagte about the band KISS that hasn’t been said? They were insanely popular, had a recognizable image, Gene Simmons is a hack and I will probably hear from his lawyers for slander because he is that desperate to be acknowledged. But the point is, KISS was crazy beliebt and had merch all over the place. Toys, lighters, and crossovers galore. I was familiar with the music, mostly the songs from Tony Hawk’s Underground. Fucking Scooby-Doo had a crossover with them for some reason. So, naturally, a video game was expected to be in the works at some point. So,...
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Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Honey Bee From NaomiWinx

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Hawkeye: *stops train at station* Hi. My name is Peirce Hawkins, though someponies prefer to call me Hawkeye. For ten episodes of this season, I have made many readers of this series very happy, and gave them a good laugh. Well, not all of them came from me, but I tried! Now let's take...
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I never grew up with the older consoles of the 80s and 90s, and among those was the Super Nintendo. Not that I didn’t want one. Hell, when I saw games like Link to the Past, Mega Man X, and Castlevania IV, those were the kinds of things I would be happy to play. And I was able to get some SNES games off the Wii Shop Channel before it died. One of those games being the RPG classic, Final Fantasy VI, oder three in America, because of localization stuff- Don’t think too much about it
Final Fantasy VI follows, well, a ton of characters. The mysterious girl Terra, the treasure hunter Locke,...
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