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Ethan: Nice piano.
Liam: Wait until Du hear the lyrics.
Ethan: Oh dear lord. *Laughing*
Metal Gloss: Everyone ready for the back to back episodes of The REAL Powerpuff Girls?
Liam: Yeah.
Ethan: I am.
Metal Gloss: Alright. We'll enjoy the rest of this Musik while Du enjoy the two episodes.

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Tom Kenny: Sugar. Spice, and everything nice. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little girls, but Professor Utonium accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction. Chemical X!
Professor: *Gets moved backwards Von an explosion, but smiles when he sees what he created*
Tom Kenny: Thus the Powerpuff Girls were born! Using their ultra super powers, Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup have dedicated their lives to fighting crime, and the forces of evil.
Blossom: *Flies through the sky*
Bubbles: *Flying to the right of Blossom*
Buttercup: *Flying to the left of Blossom*
Villains: *Standing together in a red room*
Powerpuff Girls: *Getting ready to attack*
Villains: *Getting ready to attack*

They ran towards each other, but the villains were not going to win, (obviously.)

Blossom: *Punches Mojo Jojo*
Bubbles: *Punches Fuzzy Lumpkins*
Buttercup: *Kicks Him, making two teeth, and blood fly out of his mouth*

The REAL Powerpuff Girls

Narrator: The City of Townsville. *Hears gunshots* Is being robbed Von two guys in ski masks!!!!!
Burglars: *Shooting at people as they run into an alleyway. As no one is looking at them, they climb into a manhole, and go down a ladder*
Narrator: Oh those ski masks are horrifying.

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Episode 3: Sedusa

Burglar: Okay, where do we go now?
Burglar 2: *Pulls out his phone* Keep moving forward. When we make it to the 2nd intersection, that's where we want to go right. Right?
Burglar: Right.

They kept moving forward, but suddenly from behind them, a flashlight shone brightly on them.

Burglars: *Turn around, and look at the person pointing the flashlight at them, also carrying a .38 revolver*
Burglar: *Pulls out his gun*
Person: *Shoots both Pistolen out of the burglars hands*
Burglar 2: What do Du want with us?
Person: Your money.

Stop the song. Two Mehr shots were heard, as several rats started moving away from the humans.

When the police discovered the two dead burglars, The Powerpuff Girls arrived. They landed in the middle of the crime scene, making sure they didn't ruin the hard work of the officers.

Blossom: Hi Sargent.
Police Sargent: Why hello there Blossom, Bubbles, Buttercup.
Bubbles: What happened?
Police Sargent: Our suspects in the bank robbery have been shot. I'm sad to say that they have been killed.
Buttercup: They deserve it.
Blossom & Bubbles: Buttercup!
Bubbles: No one ever deserves to be killed.
Buttercup: Not even Mojo Jojo, oder Fuzzy Lumpkins, or...Him?! *Points at Him*

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Him: *Laughing* I'll be back later to torture Du three! *Disappears*

Stop the song.

Blossom: Okay, maybe Him deserves to be killed, but no one else.
Bubbles: Any witnesses?
Police Sargent: No. The bullets in our victims came from a .38 revolver.
Blossom: That'll help. We'll use our X-ray vision to find what we're looking for.
Narrator: And so the girls took off to find anyone with a revolver.
Blossom: *Looking to the right*
Bubbles: *Looking to the left*
Buttercup: *Looking in between*
Narrator: But after a couple of hours, they weren't successful.
Blossom: *Back at her house with her sisters*
Buttercup: *Sighs* What if our suspect escaped?
Bubbles: That's possible. The murders did take place underground.
Blossom: *Her eyes are wide open as she thinks of a plan* Bubbles, you're a genius. Our suspect is underground. Let's get some lunch, then go back out there to find our suspect.

Narrator: Meanwhile underground.
Sedusa: *Holding lots of dollars in her hands* I'm very lucky to have run into those two men. I got all the money, and I barely had to do a thing.
Narrator: The girls were also down there, using their X-ray vision to look through walls to find their suspect.
Bubbles: I think I found something.

The three girls found Sedusa climbing up a ladder.

Blossom: Let's go!!
Sedusa: *Climbs out of a manhole, and points her gun at a police car*
Police Officer: *Gets out, pulling his gun* Drop your weapon!
Sedusa: *Shoots the officer, gets in the police car, and takes off*

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Bubbles: *Pops up from the manhole with Blossom, and Buttercup* She stahl, stola a police car!
Buttercup: After her!
Blossom: *Takes off after Sedusa with her sisters*
Sedusa: *Looks behind her* Oh great. Those Powerpuff Girls. *Spins her .38 around her finger* Luckily, I know how to slow them down.
Blossom: Watch your distance girls. We don't want to get hit Von her bullets.
Sedusa: *Points her gun out the window*
Bubbles: *Moves to the right*
Sedusa: *Fires*
Bubbles: *Dodges, getting closer to Sedusa*
Blossom: Careful Bubbles!
Bubbles: I'm going under the car.
Buttercup: Hey, good thinking.
Blossom: I'll distract her. Du two pick up the car from the bottom.
Sedusa: *Drifts through an intersection, going left*
Buttercup: *Coughs from the smoke of the tires*
Bubbles: Du okay?
Buttercup: Fine. Let's stop her.
Narrator: Come on girls, Du can do it! Du have to. We don't want the villain to win, do we?
Bubbles: Not at all. *Grabs the bumper*
Buttercup: *Grabs the bumper*
Sedusa: *Goes over a bump*
Buttercup: Whoa! *Loses her grip*
Bubbles: *Struggling to lift the car*
Buttercup: Hey, wait for me! *Catching up*
Bubbles: *Still struggling* Where's Blossom?

Up ahead.

Blossom: *In a construction outfit, holding a stop sign* I order Du to stop!
Sedusa: *Speeds past, making Blossom spin around in a circle*
Blossom: *Dizzy* That usually works. *Takes off, ditching her outfit, and stop sign*
Buttercup: *Reaches the car, and helps Bubbles lift it up*
Blossom: Alright.
Sedusa: *Aiming at Blossom*
Blossom: *Goes lower so that she can't be hit*
Sedusa: Drat!
Blossom: *Pops up from the left, and takes Sedusa's gun. She melts it with her laser vision*
Sedusa: AH!!!
Blossom: I don't think this car belongs to Du Sedusa.

The song fades away as we Bewegen to the Weiter scene.

Professor Utonium: *Having abendessen with the girls*
Blossom: And then she stahl, stola a police car!
Bubbles: Me and Buttercup had a plan to stop her.
Buttercup: But she went over this bump, and I Lost my grip.
Professor Utonium: I'm enjoying the story girls, but we really should finish our dinner. It's getting cold.
Narrator: Well, at least we know the whole story. So once again, the Tag is saved. Thanks to.....

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The REAL Powerpuff Girls

Starring Catherine Cavadini as Blossom
Tara Strong as Bubbles
E.G. Daily as Buttercup
Tom Kenny as the Narrator
Tom Kane as Him, and Professor Utonium
Jennifer Hale as Sedusa

The End

This has been a SeanTheHedgehog production from April 19, 2017

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Narrator: Sugar. Spice, and everything nice. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little girls, but Professor Utonium accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction. Chemical X!
Professor: *Gets moved backwards Von an explosion, but smiles when he sees what he created*
Narrator: Thus the Powerpuff Girls were born! Using their ultra super powers, Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup have dedicated their lives to fighting crime, and the forces of evil.
Blossom: *Flies through the sky*
Bubbles: *Flying to the right of Blossom*
Buttercup: *Flying to the left of Blossom*
Villains: *Standing together in a red room*
Powerpuff Girls: *Getting ready to attack*
Villains: *Getting ready to attack*

They ran towards each other, but the villains were not going to win, (obviously.)

Blossom: *Punches Mojo Jojo*
Bubbles: *Punches Fuzzy Lumpkins*
Buttercup: *Kicks Him, making two teeth, and blood fly out of his mouth*

The REAL Powerpuff Girls

Episode 4: Don't Mess With Him

Narrator: I know what Du want me to say. You're expecting me to start this episode Von saying The City Of Townsville. Well it won't work. Ah what the heck? I Liebe saying it! The city, of Townsville!!!
Him: *Arrives* Needs to be destroyed! *Punches a skyscraper, making it fall, knocking down other skyscrapers like dominos*
People: *Running away from Him*
Him: *Stepping on several cars, crushing them in the process*
Narrator: What have I started? I didn't mean for this to happen at all!!

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Mayor: *Watching Him walk around Townsville* I don't know how he got to be so tall, but I'm putting a stop to him!! *Calling the Powerpuff Girls on the hotline* Hello girls?!! I need your help! It's Him!!!
Blossom: We'll be right there! *Takes off with Bubbles, and Buttercup*
Him: *Punches a hole into the mayor's building, and destroys the phone to the hotline*
Mayor: *Backing away as he makes a run for it* Good thing I called the girls in time.
Him: *Turns around, and looks at the Powerpuff Girls flying towards him*
Buttercup: *Punches Him so hard that he falls backwards*
Him: *Falls on oben, nach oben of several buildings*
People: *Running away from the fight*
Bubbles: Someone's gotta help those people get out of here safely.
Blossom: Go for it. We'll keep him away from Du while Du help evacuate. *Hits Him with her laser vision*
Him: AHhhh!!! Du girls think Du have what it takes to defeat me?!
Buttercup: We've done it before!
Blossom: We can do it again!
Bubbles: *Helping the people get away from the fight* This is no place for good civilians like you.
Man 93: Thanks Bubbles.
Woman 95: You're our hero.
Bubbles: *Blushes* Aw shucks. *Takes off to help defeat Him*

Him was too distracted with Blossom and Buttercup to notice Bubbles.

Bubbles: *Punches Him very hard in the face, making him lose several teeth*
Him: Whoa. *His head spins around several times as he falls down. He begins to turn back into his normal size*
Blossom: *Lands in front of him with Bubbles and Buttercup*
Him: I'll be back girls. When I return, Du won't be successful in defeating me!! *Disappears*

Stop the song.

Bubbles: I was hoping that would be the last of him.
Buttercup: We'll be waiting.
Blossom: And we'll keep kicking his butt.
Bubbles: What should we do in the meantime?
Blossom: I think Townsville will be okay for the time being. Let's head back home. *Takes off*
Buttercup: Right behind you. *Follows Blossom*
Bubbles: *Giggles as she follows her sisters*

Him was at his place, upset with his defeat against the Powerpuff Girls.

A video was playing in the background: link

Him: *Dressed up in sweatpants, and a sweatshirt*

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The video stops, but a person in the video sings along to the song.

Him: *Doing jumping jacks*
Zephyr: Harry. .yrraH Harry, yrraH
Him: *Running*
Zephyr: Harry. .yrraH Harry, yrraH
Him: *Doing push ups*
Zephyr: Out of all the engines Du could have come across, Du had to pick the one.
Him: *Doing sit ups*
Zephyr: That is the most scariest when coming up behind someone at 60 miles, an hour. Harry Harry. .yrraH
Him: *Lifting weights*
Zephyr: Out of all the engines Du could have come across, Du had to pick the one.
Him: *Running on a treadmill while drinking water*
Zephyr: That is the most scariest when coming up behind someone at 60 miles, an hour. Harry Harry. .yrraH What were Du thinking, Harry? .yrraH .yrraH .yrraH
Him: *Throwing a ball at a wall, and catching it. He does it twenty times*
Zephyr: What were Du thinking? ?yrraH Harry. Harry. Harry. What were Du thinking, Harry? .yrraH .yrraH .yrraH
Him: *Punching, and kicking a punching bag*
Zephyr: What were Du thinking? ?yrraH Harry. Harry. Harry.

Stop the song

Him: *Eating a Schokolade covered cheesecake, then looks at the reader* What? I earned it. Plus, I need it for my laser vision.

As he shoots lasers out of his eyes, we transition to The Powerpuff Girls, playing with dolls, and hot wheels.

Buttercup: Ladies and gentlemen, Buttercup Utonium is now about to perform the epic loop in her red and Gold 1971 Buick Riviera! *Launches her hot wheels, and watches it go through the loop*
Bubbles: *Watches the car go over a ramp, and fly towards her, and her dolls. She catches it before it hits Octi*
Blossom: *Drawing in a coloring book* Nice catch Bubbles.
Bubbles: Thanks. *Throws the car back to Buttercup*
Buttercup: Easy! *Catches the car* I just waxed the fenders.

Just then, the hotline rang.

Blossom: *Picks up the phone as she closes her book* Yes mayor?
Him: I'm sorry, but the mayor can't come to the phone right now. I want a rematch girls, but if Du lose, the mayor dies!
Blossom: Don't count on it! *Hangs up* Girls, we need to go now! *Takes off with Bubbles, and Buttercup*

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Him: *Watching the girls fly towards him*
Mayor: Oh goodie, they're coming.
Blossom: The mayor is being held hostage Von Him.
Bubbles: Not for long. *Goes faster*

With the blink of an eye, she quickly grabbed the mayor, and pulled him out of townhall.

Bubbles: *Gently places him on the sidewalk, and sets him free*
Mayor: Don't forget to save my pickles!
Him: *Shoots lasers at Bubbles*
Bubbles: Whoa! *Dodges the lasers*

They hit a beizen, pickle truck, and it blew up. Pickles flew everywhere.

Mayor: *Watching the pickles fall from the sky, and catches them with his hat* Never mind.
Buttercup: *Shoots lasers at Him, but they barely do damage*
Him: I'm used to your lasers now girls.
Blossom: *Hits Him with her lasers*
Him: Okay, now they're starting to hurt.
Blossom: I think it's best if we hit him together on a count of three.
Buttercup: With our fists.
Him: Oh this will be fun.
Blossom: One.
Bubbles: Two.
Buttercup: Three!

They flew towards Him, but Mehr lasers were being fired.

Him: *Shooting lasers at the girls*
Bubbles: *Dodges the laser*
Blossom: *Dodges another laser*
Buttercup: Whoa! Du two alright?
Blossom: Buttercup, look out!!
Him: *Fires another laser*
Bubbles: *Pushes Buttercup out of the way, and gets hit Von the laser* Ow!
Blossom & Buttercup: Bubbles!!!
Narrator: Oh no! She's out cold, laying on the sidewalk.
Blossom: Right. Let's end this! *Flying with Buttercup, they schlagen, punsch Him, and make him fall down*

The song fades away as Him disappears

Bubbles: *Barely standing as she cries*
Blossom: *Lands Weiter to Bubbles* We defeated Him. Did he hurt Du with the laser?
Bubbles: *Nods*
Blossom: Where?
Bubbles: It hurts everywhere. My chest, my arms, and my eyes! *Continues crying*
Blossom: Your eyes probably hurt because you're crying.
Bubbles: I don't even have the strength to stand up.
Blossom: Buttercup, come down here. We need your help.
Buttercup: *Lands in front of Bubbles* Hey, thanks for taking that laser for me.
Bubbles: It's okay. *Stops crying, and sniffs* Let's go home.
Blossom: Du got it.
Narrator: With Buttercup's help, Blossom carried Bubbles back to their house into the Pokey Oaks suburb. Meanwhile, at Him's place.
Him: I don't understand. I trained really hard to defeat those girls.
Narrator: But it wasn't hard enough. And so once again, the Tag is saved. Thanks to.........

Song (Start at 0:31): link

The REAL Powerpuff Girls

Starring Catherine Cavadini as Blossom
Tara Strong as Bubbles
E.G. Daily as Buttercup
Tom Kenny as the Narrator and the Mayor
Tom Kane as Him
Special Guest star, sterne Carlos Steinke as Zephyr

The End

This has been a SeanTheHedgehog production from May 4, 2017

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Ethan: We're starting from the oben, nach oben again?
Metal Gloss: Yeah, we always do. If Du want to hear the entire song, just listen to it on YouTube.
Liam: When will we be back?
Metal Gloss: The 8th of May. Good night everyone, and thanks for joining us.
Now, like I sagte before, Zelda has a lot of great bosses. But, then there are the bosses that are just… bad. So, I want to talk about the bosses that I find to be the worst. Remember that this is my opinion. If there are any bosses that Du wanted on here, then I just thought the ones on my Liste were worse. Now, with that said, lets start the list

 Jalhalla
Jalhalla


#10: Jalhalla - Now, this boss fight may not have been too bad, but this was Mehr of his Design and how he acted. The Earth Temple was a great temple. It was challenging, but it was also very scary. So, I kept thinking the temples boss...
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Sean: *Lined up with Johnny Lightning's Plymouth* We'll finally see who's the fastest.
Blossom: You'll have to wait until Weiter week.
Johnny: How come?
Blossom: I'm hosting tonight, but we only have one story tonight. Kelly's Heroes. You'll see a real lady in action.
Sean: Kelly's a man. The only women in this story are evil.
Blossom: Oh. Well, let's see it anyway.

It was a dark and stormy night in Naboo. Rain was falling down hard as lightning strikes flashed nearby, followed with the sounds of thunder.

Imperial Officer: *Slowly walking back and forth, making sure the Stormtroopers load...
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Du know, I really do enjoy a good crime film from time to time. Filme like The Godfather, Goodfellas, Scarface, and more. But sometimes, I enjoy the ones that can be pretty humorous. And then there are times where those black comedy crime films have Vampire disguised as strippers… Seriously. Anyway, while I am not questioning the idea of how this is made, we’re going to be taking a look at the classic cult film, From Dusk Till Dawn.



From Dusk Till Dawn is a movie directed Von Robert Rodriguez, who worked on Desperado and Sin City and written Von Quentin Tarantino, who worked on Kill...
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Du know, as much as I Liebe psychological horror and creative monster designs, I’ve never gotten a chance to talk about a horror game that isn’t really scary, but Mehr weird and strange. So, I think I should talk about that. There isn’t really much strange horror games. One of the best known would be Yume Nikki. However, that would be too obvious for me to talk about, really. So, instead, I’m gonna talk about a game that may not be as weird, but still strange on it’s own. This game being They Breathe.



They Breathe is probably one of the shortest games ever made. The game is only...
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Another season of autumn and Du all know what that means? It means we all get to experience some new things. Yes, Halloween is great, and seeing the seasons change from a hot summer to a cool autumn is also neat. But, we all know that there is one thing that we Liebe about the coming of October. One thing we all look vorwärts-, nach vorn to each and every year. It’s something that takes it’s time to arrive, but when it does arrive, Du are so happy, that Du could explode with joy. And that is… General Mills...
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Believe it oder not, I am quite the Fan of old black and white style of humor. From the silent Schauspielen of Charlie Chaplin pre-Hitler stache era to the slapstick Gold of the Three Stooges. Just something about that style of humor from that decade makes me laugh. And Abbott and Costello were no exception. They were just so much fun to watch from their shows and movies. And being a Fan of the classic Universal horror monsters, when I heard there was a crossover, I was both excited but skeptical. How could two differentiating genres make for a good movie… Well, you’d be surprised.



Despite...
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Platinum is a company that really does prefer quality over quantity. At least when they aren’t making Ninja schildkröte games, but they always make the most amazing games out there. From the stylistic Madworld to the fast-paced Metal Gear Rising to their anderthalbliterflasche, magnum opus, Bayonetta. They really try their best when making games. And let’s face it, they’re really the only good third party games produced Von Sega. So, today, on the May Xbox Gold, I was able to get two games. Streets of Rage Vintage Collection and, of course, a glorious Platinum game, Von the Titel of Vanquish, and of all the games that...
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Sean The Hedgehog: It's about time. We're finally back.
Master Sword: *Fighting with Twilight Sparkle*
Tom: *Playing guitar*
Saten Twist: *Playing drums*
Ethan: I am a talking train Singen for a Rock & Roll band. Why are we even playing the music?
Fluttershy: *Watching Twilight fight Master Sword* Why are they fighting?
Coffee Creme: Beats me. I don't get involved in that idiotic activity.
Orion: *Sitting on a lawn chair in front of his train, watching Percy, and Jeff fix the tracks*
Sean: *Stops Weiter to Percy, and Jeff* Here are those new rails Du wanted.
Jeff: Thanks Sean.
Sean: We...
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 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!



Somewhere near Mosul, Iraq, a handcar was seen rolling down a train track, surrounded Von two Mehr tracks. On one end was an earth pony that was completely white. On the other end, was a grey hedgehog with black spikes, and a red, white, and blue stripe going around his body. That's me, I'm the hedgehog.

White Pony: Alright buddy, we're in Mosul. But the Frage is, why?
Sean: I'm looking for a pony.
White Pony: Heh! There's thousands of ponies in this town.
Sean: Exactly where I want to...
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Du know, I always told myself, if I ever start to run out of ideas, I should review this horror game. And what better time to review it than on the Monat of fear, October. So, I’d say it’s time we break that emergency glass and take out a game that I’ve been holding out on for a long time. The sci-fi horror game, System Shoc- Dead Space. It’s Dead Space. No one cares about System Shock.



Dead Weltraum is a franchise that reminds me a lot like Alien. Dead Weltraum 1 is a much Mehr scary game and filled with terror. Dead Weltraum 2 is a Mehr action oriented game due to everyone knowing of...
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Sean: *Laughing*
Shayne: *Laughing*
Jerry: *Laughing*
Mike: *Stops Weiter to his friends* Heeey. What's with the laughter?
Sean: Listen to the music.
Mike: Ah. *Laughing*
Jerry: We oughta do something like that. Think of how famous we could become.
Shayne: We could, but let's focus on hosting the very last episode of Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories.
Sean: This is the last one?
Shayne: Yeah. Let's give the audience one hell of a show. We'll feature an episode of Trainz, and Johnny Lightning, then Zeigen off The Seven Ups.

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Welcome to a place called The Island Of Errol. A place...
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Now, what is one of the most laughably bad fanfics I have ever read in my entire life. Well, I think that that fanfic would be the Creepypasta known as Mad for McDonalds.
Now, this story starts with a man who goes to a local McDonalds and starts eating. However, he just keeps eating, to the point where he becomes addicted to it. So addicted to where he goes there all the time, just eating Big Macs and stuff like that. Soon, his family keeps him from going back, so he gets angry and, for some reason, dresses up as Ronald McDonald and sneaks off to eat Mehr at McDonalds only to become a great big fat fuck.
And that's about it. Like I said, this creepypasta, while not even being all that creepy, but is just so bad, that it is so hilarious. But, hey, that's only my opinion. Whats Your Take
Here is the first oben, nach oben ten of the Monat of October, everyone. And today, let’s liven it up with the total opposite: the living dead. Zombies were not that beliebt back in the early stages of film. Sure, Du had The Mummy and Frankenstein, but nothing crazy like we have today. Then George A. Romero launched them into the mainstream that we known them for today. Nowadays, there everywhere, from horror movies, to practically comedies. We’re in no short supply of these kinds of movies, let me tell you. So, to make this Liste a bit Mehr interesting, while I will be putting zombies on this list,...
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Now, what has to be one of the most insulting moments in Anime history. Maybe its poor english voice acting, pathetic censorship, oder maybe its the god awful theme songs they add. But, what if they took all those awful things and put them together. Well, thats 4Kids for you.
Now, 4Kids was a channel that was to host Anime for kids. Sadly, most of the shows were pretty violent, especially One Piece. So, instead of just putting them for a Mehr mature audience. They censored out EVERYTHING!!! Literally, everything. All the blood and death was gone, pistols and rifles were turned into hammers or...
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Fast motion scene

Ralphie: *Running with Flick, and Schwartz to school*
Scut, and Grover: *ChasingRalphie, and his friends*
Randy: *Chasing Scut, and Grover* Come on Du guys, wait up.

At school.

Students: *Handing in themes to Miss. Shields*
Ralphie: *Places his theme on Ms. Shields desk*

I knew I was handing Ms. Shields a masterpeice. Maybe Ms. Shields would be so thrilled with my assignment, that she would excuse me from theme Schreiben for the rest of my life.

Fantasy time!

Ms. Shields: *Wearing red coat, with black hat that has two long black feathers on it* Look at these themes! Lousy!...
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Cody: (Walking with James) Wait, how can Du understand what that Egyptian stuff says in History class
James: Simple. It’s like a little picture book. The pictures spell out “the falke, falcon got stepped on Von the brown bird and put the wassermelone into a bowl and sent it down the river to give it to the spinny thing”
Kids: Hey, Du two
Cody: Oh… hello, little guys
Kid: What do Du think you’re doing on our turf (A bunch of little kids appear behind him)
James: This is just a school parking lot
Kid: This is the turf for my gang, the Scorpions
Cody: Look, what’s your name
Kid: It’s Snake
Cody:...
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Welcome everyone to another Halloween-oriented list. This week, we will be looking at the walking dead, oder undead if Du will, zombies. Zombies are very dangerous creatures. Sure, they are slow and not very bright, but they are dangerous in packs, as one bite could infect anyone, causing an outbreak in just a couple of hours. So, with that said, it’s no doubt that zombies have gotten extremely beliebt in our generation. They’re like ghosts of the eighties, oder aliens of the first time Filme came out. So, with that said, let us look at the ten greatest zombies in my opinion. First off, only...
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Oh... my... fucking... god... Sparking Tickle. That's all I can say.
Now, this is a crossover fanfiction about Iron Man and Astro Boy. I have seen both of these and I enjoyed both of these. So, with that, we get this god awful fanfic. It starts with Astro Boy visiting Tony Stark, Von the way, if Du watched the Iron Man movies, you'd know that Tony Stark is Iron Man. Anyway, Tony shows Astro Boy gay porn, because he wants to do what all bad fanfics have done before. I'll let Du think of what it is.
So, once that is done, Tony proceeds to suck on Astro Boy's penis. And let me remind Du that...
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