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…. I suck at keeping a schedule



Would it even matter calling this SWERY Monat at this point? It’s Mehr like the SWERY Marathon. I apologize for this busted arsch schedule. Needless to say, I am going to stop with these big Monat long events because I can’t seem to pull them off properly no matter how hard I try so I’m not gonna be celebrating these things for a month. I will have special events still, sure, but just nothing that has a dedicated schedule. Maybe just four things in a row. And with that said, we Bewegen on to the final game in the SWERY horror roster. We had many games on here. Deadly Premonition was a wacky, insane yet charming thriller that I always come back to, and The Missing was a genuine piece of Schreiben and legit horror from SWERY. And the less sagte about Extermination, the better. So we finally come to the game that started this entire marathon, the game I waited for the most out of any on this Liste and the game that I will be ending this marathon on. Deadly Premonition 2: A Blessing in Disguise.
I’m honestly shocked that this game came into existence. I mean, I’m really happy it did, but still, it’s so surprising that it was even able to happen. With Mehr time and a larger budget, was SWERY able to work out some technical kinks with the game? Well… yes and no. We’ll get to them when we get to them. For now, let’s start with the story. The game is set in 2019 in an apartment in Massachusetts. We follow two lackluster FBI agents, Aliyah Davis and Simon Jones, as they investigate a drug of red dust that has been spreading, turning people into mindless husks and driving them crazy, the Quelle being that of the Greenvale Case that York worked on, where they meet Francis Zach morgan in his apartment to ask him questions, where he tells them of his first encounter with the Red Seeds, in the town of Le Carre in Louisiana, where he finds himself once again in a sea of murders and strange incidents. So in short, this game is both a sequel and a prequel. The Aliyah questioning segments taking place in 2019 where the Le Carre segments where Du play as York take place in 2005, three years before the events of Deadly Premonition 1, and this is a unique way to go about a sequel and I kinda Liebe it. But that’s just the premise. Can the game really live up to that?
Well, this game has a lot of things that I think it does better and does worse. First off, let me just say I Liebe the modern Tag segments where Du play as Aliyah questioning the old, senile and sick Zach in his apartment (Also the reason I call him Zach is for numerous reasons. You’ll have to play the first game to understand). I know a lot of people can’t stand these segments because they drag on, but look, I loved both of Suda’s Silver Case games despite having little to no gameplay and being mostly dialogue based and I Liebe the long periods of just talking in Tarantino films, because those things, along with Deadly Premonition 2, manage to make the dialogue interesting. One strength that Deadly Premonition 1 had is that when the Schreiben wasn’t being batshit insane and fucking stupid, it could be so interesting that Du are invested Von the dialogue. SWERY is one of those writers that just knows how to write interesting dialogue, be that for the bizarre tone of the conversation, the strange philosophy of the characters, American society seen Von the eyes of a wacky Japanese man, oder just because the words they use are so interesting, it all manages to keep my attention, and these segments are brimming with amazing dialogue. The dialogue is as good as a Metal Gear Solid game, I would say, though instead of Hideo Kojima Wird angezeigt how much he knows about political trivia, Du got SWERY Wird angezeigt how much he knows about Filme and American trivia, and it’s not too bad. I genuinely get a kick out of hearing about the different kinds of Filme that York watches, how Cajun Essen is this combination of a dozen other cultures just tossed into a pot, the Beschreibung of culture in Louisiana. I genuinely never had much thoughts on Louisiana, just thought it existed for Mardi Gra and bayous, but after playing this game, I got a hunger for some Cajun Essen and wanted to experience the deep south. This game just manages to keep my interest through dialogue alone and I Liebe it. And don’t worry, it still manages to be weird and stupid at times as well to keep it interesting.
The characters in this game are their own blend of crazy. Sure, you’ll have a few regulars here and there, but oh man, the characters that are here are so crazy that they almost come off as normal, especially if Du live in small towns. Du got a hotel manager who also acts as the chef and bellboy and hotel owner, each with their own personalities, Du got an old woman who focuses on superstitions and is always bowling all the time, a local priest who is also the town doctor who makes drums out of cans and animal skins, an angry short man who runs a crawfish farm, even a gravekeeper who thinks he’s an alien, a character with no importance to the plot that Du can miss entirely. There aren’t as many characters to interact with in Deadly Premonition 2 and I didn’t see them go around town as much as I would’ve liked, but the ones that are here have their own unique charm to them that Du can’t help but enjoy. And Du do have one Patty Woods, a little girl who acts at York’s assistant throughout the investigation to level out the insanity. She’s always there to call people out on their weird bullshit and make jokes. At first I was so sick of having her around, but I then really grew to find her quips at York’s insanity to be hilarious. And of course, if we’re talking about characters, we gotta discuss York. I thought he was a charming guy in the first game, but now he is made even better here. Du can see his transition from this baby blue eye’d young man with a smile that could melt even the coldest hearts to this pale, miserable old man who laughs at morbid things and has full intent of killing whoever was responsible for all this. But either way, he always has his strange personality quirks to keep him being the same York we loved. Always talking about Filme and in Mehr capacity this time, messing with Zach in his free time, discussing the joys of coffee. This man, he feels like a real man. That smile, that’s the smile of a real man. I Liebe him.



But the game isn’t perfect. I mean, it’s a SWERY game, of course it’s not. But I wanna get through the issues I do have first and foremost so that we can discuss the stuff that I do love, truly, again. And… we’ll get to the major one soon. First off, this game is glitchy. As fuck. Let’s get the big one out of the way that Du have most likely heard of. The frame rate. Yeah…. It’s bad. Inside buildings, it’s not too bad. Du can Bewegen it around with ease and it’s fine. But outside. Oh my god, it’s a fucking slideshow. It fluctuates from “Bad” to “Oh my fucking god, it’s terrible”. And this wouldn’t upset me too much if not for the fact that Du spend most of your time outside. I have heard, however, that they managed to massively improve the framerate, so that's good. But I could bär through that, even if it made me a little ill. What I can’t handle are the Wird geladen times. Du will see a Wird geladen screen pass for a solid Minute before Du start moving again. They go on for way too long and, I get it, the game’s gotta load. But holy shit, a solid minute? This is giving me PTSD from the Wird geladen screens on the 360 version Dead Rising 2. I haven’t heard word of that getting fixed. It’s no deal breaker, but I wish it was shorter. Another thing are the quests in this game, major and side both. The major missions aren’t too bad. But there are moments where they start to drag, like when Du gotta go and pick up three items for a character, one of the items being in one specific unmarked spot on the map and another only being sold on a Monday, and I didn’t hear this until Wednesday, so I had to spend a full week sleeping the days away until Monday to get it. It was just a slog. And then they have the gall to send Du out to get three Mehr items! And the other world is just not as fun as the first game. And yeah, I liked the other world in Deadly Premonition 1. Yeah, the combat wasn’t great, but at least the levels changed and felt like unique levels with their own layouts, designs, and puzzles to them. The three worlds Du go into in Deadly Premonition 2 are just the same red corridors each. And they go on for so long until Du reach the boss. Oh yeah, Deadly Premonition has bosses in this game. Depending on your skills, they can either be easy with a lot of health oder Du can destroy them in literal seconds. It’s kind funny, but it does ruin the tension of these fights, so I personally never upgraded my gear for these reasons alone. Other than the level Design itself, everything else feels improved. The combat is a lot Mehr in your control now, even giving Du access to the Psycho Gun, a sick name for a weapon that just turns your arm into a gun, and the enemy design, while only three enemies, is vastly better than smiling human. Sure, the creepy janky movement is gone and I would go so far as to say that Deadly Premonition 2 is even less of a horror game than the first because it’s just too clean now rather than janky and dirty, which worked in the first games favor. But hey, it’s better. But the side quests, ugh.
I did not enjoy those at all. They mostly consist of Du going around, collecting items, shooting Tiere for their Skins and returning them to the person for a miniscule reward. Sometimes Du don’t even get the reward and instead just another sidequest that will task Du with getting Mehr items. Yeah, I didn’t enjoy these very much and just kinda gave up halfway through. There aren't many rewards to warrant going out of your way for it. While Du may think you’ll struggle with cash at the start, they hand money out like it’s candy, much like the first game, and Du will always have enough money to buy Essen and bullets and such. Du only get the one gun, so there’s no weapons, Du rarely find yoursel starving oder sleepy with the amount of coffee Du get and the fact that the restaurant in the hotel Du live in is always giing Du food, which Du will always afford because Du always have money. Du see what I mean? The game doesn’t have much tension. To be fair, neither did the first game when Du could shove an endlessly respawning supply of lollipops into your gullet until you’re satisfied. But I will say, in doing the sidequests, it was much easier to get around town thanks to it. Sure, there’s the fast travel, but it helps that the town is much closer together than Greenvale, where Du could spend half an Stunde driving around to get rom place to place. Where as in Le Carre, Du only spend five to ten Minuten driving. oder rather, skating. Yeah, there’s no car in Deadly Premonition 2. There’s just a skateboard. And I Liebe it. Du can go anywhere Du want off road, Du can whip it out whenever the hell Du want, and the Musik that plays is just a wacky good time. All I can say is Francis York morgan better be the guest character in the upcoming Tony Hawk Pro Skater Remake oder I’m gonna be upset.
But, then there’s the elefant in the room. If it was just the glitches and the awkward gameplay mechanics, people would go, “Yep, that’s Deadly Premonition” and call it a day. But then we get to the controversy of the game. Then we get to Lena Dauman. Lena Dauman is a transvestite woman who is a major part of Deadly Premonition 2’s story, and is basically a moral in that it’s okay to be whoever Du are, no matter what. There’s no shame in being gay, transexual oder anything, but Du are still a human being. And with that respect should also come respect for the lives of others around you, and that doesn’t justify doing horrible things. The reason why I bring this character up is because I thought they handled the transexual theming appropriately, with York being sickened Von transphobia in the south and getting angry that the thought of people having this mindset, saying that the south has problems with accepting people. But it comes when the game drops the original name of Lena when she was born a man. And that is where people have issues. For those that aren’t familiar, for transexuals, when they transition, they change their names, and leave their old name behind. This is known as deadnaming, and it is seen as offensive to some. The game I talked about a Jahr ago, The Red Strings Club, got into some trouble for this as well despite being a pro-gay game. But SWERY didn’t know this. No one in Japan has this mindset. There’s no deadnaming in Japan. When Du bring up a person's name, that is how they refer to the person they once were, not meaning to offend. So when SWERY got blasted online, he apologized and made it his intent to patch out the deadnaming as soon as possible. But of course, gaming journalism jumped on that and called the game “Transphobic” and that “York as a transphobic character and worst game of the year”. I can’t get too made because we all know that game journalism is a fucking joke, but the fact that they took this as transphobia, when three years prior, SWERY made probably the most pro-trans game out there, far Mehr than whatever Steven Universe fanfiction they were reading. It just pisses me off that every single Artikel about Deadly Premonition 2 only focused on this one thing. I won’t lie and say there’s no stigma against gays and transexuals in Japan. In fact, it’s huge and to deny that there is is naive and stupid. But I assure you, the last person to be transexual is fucking SWERY.
Okay, so with that out of the way, that’s pretty much all my gripes with the game. I will say that it has some issues along with some ways that it improves on the original game, be it combat, world design, world transportation, all that, while the first game still beats out this game in it’s own way. I’ve heard some reviewers say that if Du liked Deadly Premonition 1, you’ll Liebe this game, but if Du hated 1, you’ll hate this game. This was a game made only for Deadly Premonition Fans oder Fans of this kind of style. And yeah…. I’d agree. Deadly Premonition is niche. It is extremely niche and made only for people interested in that stuff. And that’s why I Liebe it. It has so much passion put into it. This could’ve just been a quick cash grab to get money off of the cult following of the game, but they didn’t do that. I hate to use the term cash grab to describe a game because it’s so tired, especially in a greedy, soulles industry like this, but that is how some sequels can be. But Deadly Premonition 2 was handled with the same Liebe and care, oder miscare depending on how Du look at it, that the first game had. And it is a game that knows how to end a character arc. This was the perfect send off for a character like York and Zach. It was the best way to end their story of the Red Seeds, of the other world, and of all the strange shit that happens in the world around them. I couldn’t ask for a better ending for two chucklefucks. Would I like there to be a Deadly Premonition 3? Perhaps. But not with York and Zach. At least not as the main characters. They have finished their story and any Mehr with just be needless fluff, I think. While Deadly Premonition 2 drags in a lot of ways, the Mehr I thought of it’s ending, the Mehr I thought, “This game is something special”, and it is. A sequel to a game that reviewed poorly and only had passionate Fans to keep it afloat that would’ve been Lost due to the publishers owning the rights, much like what happened to SWERY’s other game, D4: Dark Dreams Don’t Die. But instead, he got the rights back, was able to make a game, and despite all the technical issues and backlash, was able to put out the game that could satisfy fans, to some extent. Even if some of them are a lot Mehr stubborn than others, there are those that Liebe this game, myself included. We may never get a game like this again, so I’m glad I could enjoy it myself. And I will always look up to Hidetaka Suehiro as a mad genius along with the likes of Goichi Suda, Yoko Taro, Shinji Mikami, and Keiichiro Toyama. Deadly Premonition 2: A Blessing in Disguise, a name that it truly lives up to.
And that’s it for SWERY month. I thought I would never get this thing done. And yet, I’m sad to see it end. I’ve grown fond of these strange titles that SWERY makes and I look vorwärts-, nach vorn to see what he does in the future. I hear that he and Suda51 and Keiichiro Toyama are working on a game called Hotel Barsalona, which will be a horror game. Not much info is out sadly aside from the name and the partnership, but…. With names like that, I’m excited. I hope that this marathon has gotten Du at least mildly curious to check out a few of these games. Deadly Premonition 1 is on Xbox 360, PS3, Steam and Switch right now. The Missing is on PS4, Xbox One and Steam. Sadly, Deadly Premonition 2 is currently a Switch port as of the time of this article, so you’ll have to wait for that one. And fuck it, didn’t talk about it, but D4 is on Xbox One. Check these games out if Du enjoy weird story telling like I do. With that said, I hope Du enjoyed this look into this strange man and I hope Du look vorwärts-, nach vorn to a less insane piece of work in the future.
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Elisabeth Hasselbeck: Now that we’ve uncovered that this game Dark Soul is the reason for the Craigslist killing, what else has this game done to our society?

Steve Doocy: It’s a good Frage because for so many years, we never knew this game existed. Now that we do, it seems like the perfect answer as to why video games are ruining America.

Brian Kilmeade: Well, look closely at the title. It has dark right in the name. Clearly this game has some racial overtones that probably has inspired a lot of video game playing racists. It really speaks to how out of touch gamers truly are.

Doocy: Video...
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“Can Du lose your virginity if Du fall”
I don’t know. Jump off a cliff and then tell me what Du learn.

“Does looking at a picture of the sun hurt your eyes”
You have to look pretty damn hard for that to happen. But Von that point, your eyes will be dangling from your skull…. So technically, yes

“My girl swallowed after oral and now I am worried that she’s pregnant”
Well, you’d better be awaiting the baby to be coming out of the mouth than

“8===D Is this a shovel oder a crying smiley face”
Oh Du innocent minded, stupid boy.

“Can Du actually lose weight Von rubbing your stomach”...
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Now, I Liebe horror movies. Their easily my Favorit genre of film. Sadly, it is also the genre of film that has some awful movies. Then there are the Filme that aren’t even close to being scary. In other words, these are the worst horror Filme I have ever seen. Now, some rules. First off, only Filme that I have seen, so no Blair Witch Project 2, Manos: The Hands of Fate, oder Monster a Go-Go. Also, only one movie per franchise, so, with that said, lets start the list

#10: Nightmare on Elm straße - Now, before Du all say that this movie was scary, yes, I agree. Nightmare on Elm straße was...
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Trail 1
The Warehouse Incident

Prologue


Cole Phelps- I should have known it was you

???- I knew you'd find out eventually... Well, Detective Phelps. I'm afraid this is where it ends

Cole Phelps- No... Get Back... AAAHHHHHHH (Whack) (Whack) (Whack) (Whack) (Whack)

???- He he he he he. Now all I got to do is put the blame on that stupid guy





January 19, 11: 53 a.m.
Wind Waker Guy's Room

Wind Waker Guy- Hmm, What should I do today. All I've done yesterday was play Mario 64. Guess I could play Mario 64 DS
Phone- Rrriiiiiiiinnnggggg
Wind Waker Guy- This is Wind Waker Guy
Kebora Gebora- Hoot. Hoot. Wind Waker...
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So let’s just get this out of the way. Tekken is my Favorit fighting game franchise ever. I Liebe playing 3 in the arcades, I had a real fun time looking at the tournaments for Tekken 7, and I can safely say that my Favorit so far, the one that really got me invested in the franchise, was Tekken Tag Tournament 2 (That’s some good alliteration)
Tekken follows a simple plot in pretty much every game. The Iron First tournament, oder the Tekken tournament, hosted Von the president of the Zaibatsu Mishima Organization, Heihachi Mishima, in order to gather the best fighters so Heihachi can...
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*Hannah was still in disbelief at what her father had said. Yet, no matter what, even though he had lied to her for so long, even though he had done something unthinkable and unforgivable, she couldn’t bring herself to hate him. She just couldn’t do that. She looked at Drew, silently, before walking over and hugging him, for the first time in a long time. She remained close to him, not wanting to pull away, trying her best to hold back tears.*
Hannah: I-It’s okay dad. I understand
*Drew wanted to tell Hannah that it was not okay. What he did could never be taken back, and he knew that....
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Before I say anything, I want to start this off Von saying that there is nothing, and I mean nothing, funny about a school shooting. School shootings are some of the worst things that can happen in our society, and bearing witness to such a travesty makes me worry for the safety of others and makes me feel terrible about the victims and their families and friends. So, tell me why in the name of god my principal wanted to turn a school shooting in my school into a goddamn Three Stooges act. Now, I am sure he didn’t intend to make it sound incredibly stupid, and he does in fact care about student...
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Chuck: Ready to go, Katey
Katey: Yep
Stacey: The military's coming
Chuck: Good. Nothing can possibly go wrong
(Meanwhile, with the military)
Boykin: OKAY, Du LITTLE GIRLS! NOW, THE OPERATION IS SIMPLE! KILL ALL ZOMBIES, AND SAVE THE SURVIVORS! NOW, Bewegen OUT
Soldier: Well, nothing can go wrong (Gas comes)
Soldier 2: Egh. Who fucking farted?
(Zombies change into gas zombies)
Soldier 2: Well.............. Shit (Gets killed Von zombies, as well as the other soldiers)
Boykin: (Talking to dying soldier) Don't Du die on me, Du little bitch. Get up. I sagte get up
Soldier: (Dies)
Boykin: Du FUCKING PUSSY
(Meanwhile,...
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David Cage, the creator of many famous games of the Kürzlich era. A man who is sagte to be one of the most creative minds in gaming right now. And yet, no matter who Du ask, there is only two opinions on this guy. There’s the people who like David Cage and then there are the people who don’t. And I’m one of the people who don’t. Welcome to an episode of Content Cuck. And this is the David Cage and Quantic Dream rant article. I’m here to discuss all the flaws of every Quantic Dream game, yes, all five of them, and talk about the flaws of David Cage, from the self centered behavior to...
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(This Artikel contains disturbing content, disturbing violence, blood and gore, and inappropriate sexual themes, Du have been warned.)


There are a lot of very disturbing things out there in the world. Though many people have different opinions on what disturbs them and makes them uncomfortable, there are always things that leave people uneasy and completely shocked. So, I want to share with Du five Mehr things that I have found that I find to be the most disturbing. Now, Du may not find these as disturbing as I do, so if Du wish to Zeigen me things that Du yourself are disturbed by, then...
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We all know how overused zombies are. They are in movies, tv shows, videogames, books, but rarely do we see them in anime. It’s weird. But, in the Jahr 2010, we got an Anime known as Highschool of the Dead, which showed the classic zombies that was seen in Filme like Night of the Living Dead. The zombies were slow and lumbered, but were huge in numbers. This Anime had a lot of scenes like this.



Like this.



And even this.



But, the zombies aren’t what make Highschool of the Dead so recognizable. No, if you’ve seen this anime, you’ll mostly recognize it for scenes like this....
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Holy shit, this one is a bit of a nostalgia trip. I remember watching Mucha Lucha when I was a kid and loved it so much. It was probably where my interest in masked wrestlers came from, that and WWE of course. Now is the Zeigen good? Eh, debatable. You’d have to have a nostalgic Liebe for it to appreciate it, but hey, I watched all episodes of The Nutshack. I have zero shame. So yeah, here’s the Mucha Lucha game on Gameboy, Mascaritas of the Lost Code. Another published game Von Ubisoft, but developed Von Digital Eclipse Software, who worked on all sorts of ports of old arcade games. You’ve...
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Deal oder No Deal? Yeah, I choose no deal. Okay, we got the obvious joke out of the way, now let’s get on with the introduction. Deal oder No Deal, a game Zeigen that I have no knowledge of. Despite living with my grandma who watches game shows all the time, I never really caught her watching any Deal oder No Deal. Now The Prices is Right, that is a video game I would play. I have no knowledge of the show, what it’s about, oder what made it so beliebt to get a video game. It’s not uncommon for game shows to get a video game based on them. I mean Jeporedy and Family Feud get video games all the...
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Let’s talk about third-party Wii games… Everyone’s favorites. Okay, so I’ve already mentioned a few Wii games like pilz Men and the No Mehr Heroes series, and Madworld. While those are indeed good underrated Wii games, I am aware that there are a multitude of bad third party Wii games. But Du know what isn’t bad? A good old fashioned JRPG for the Wii. And no, it’s not Xenoblade Chronicles, so if Du were expecting that, then prepare to be disappointed. No, today, we are talking about the other Wii JRPG: The Last Story.



The Last Story is a game for the Wii that was made...
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TREVOR AS VEGETA:

SCENE ONE:

Trevor: (learning Carly is pregnant) Huh, this is a new feeling: pride in someone else... Unfortunately, it's overshadowed Von all this UNYIELDING RAGE!

SCENE TWO:

Michael: Dave.. I think Trevor knows about Brad.

Dave: Really?.. How did he feel.

Michael: Hard too tell.. He literary screams everything.

SCENE 3:

Trevor: (losing it in his trailer, after learning about Brad) They called me crazy! They ALL called me crazy!.. But I'll Zeigen them! I'll Zeigen ALL of them! Right Carly!?.. (talking to the volley ball from Cast away, but with Carly's face on it), (the ball falls over,...
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 Art Von Deathding
Art by Deathding
I remember a time when horror Filme didn’t use found footage to describe they’re movies, and how Paranormal Activity brought it back and it was everywhere, forever making horror Fans motion sick. Okay, I don’t hate found footage films. I Liebe Cloverfield, and it was a found footage movie. However, found footage movies, at least to me, tend to be pretty bland. It’s why I wasn’t really a Fan of Paranormal Activity. But I think the movie that started it all would have to be Blair Witch Project.



Okay, so maybe Blair Witch Project wasn’t the first to do the whole found footage...
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If Du ever wanted to see how stupid me and my brother are, look no further than the time when we bought two fucking BB guns, and started Schauspielen like badasses because of it. We were twelve at the time, so what do Du expect. We did everything we could with these things. We shot soda cans, we swung them in our hands, we even held them sideways, thinking we’d look Mehr awesome, oder at the very least, less idiotic. So, what we decided to do was try and put on vests and shoot each other. Yes, we were THAT fucking stupid. We actually thought it would be a fun idea to shoot each other. I have no...
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Hello, and today, we will be talking about the meme known as Doge. So, let us take a look at the history of the Doge
Now, unlike most memes, we can't just look for the picture of Doge. We also need to find out where the word, Doge, came from. Now, the word Doge came from the Zeigen Biz Cas Fri 1, when one of the characters misspelled dog Von saying D-O-G-E. So, now that we know where the word came from, lets find the picture. A Japanese kindergarden teacher gepostet pictures of there dog on there blog page. However, one picture ended up Wird angezeigt the dog making an odd face. Now, we know about the word,...
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Hello, everyone. Todays Liste is about the games that got my hopes up just to piss me off. Now, these are games that I have to had loved the first games oder the trailer and box art had to look super cool only to just piss me off while playing it. So, here we go

10: Spongebob Squarepants and the Legend of the Lost spatel, spachtel - Now, I had played other Spongebob games before like Battle for Bikini Bottom, The spongbob Movie game, and Lights, Camera, Pants. They were all wonderful games, so when I saw this game, I was excited... But when I played it, it was beyond awful. This game has a dumb story that...
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 Nick's Revolvers
Nick's Revolvers
(Cody parks car in front of bank)
Cody: Okay, can we not screw this up this time
Nick: Well, duh. Why else do Du think I brought this Home made pipe bomb. I'm not going to pistol whip the SWAT Team this time
Cody: (Sigh) Du better not fuck this up (Puts on mask)
Nick: Du worry to much, Cody (Puts on mask)
Cody: Okay, lets go (Gets out of car)
Nick: (Follows) Trust me, just follow my lead and this will go fine (Walks into bank) Alright. (Fire gun at ceiling) This is a goddamn robbery
Cody: (Runs in) Surprise, motherfu- (Slips and falls on floor) Ow
Nick: What the fuck, Cody
Cody: I thought I would...
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