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Western films, Filme about the freedom of the uncharted west of America, where man could make their own rules. And the samurai film, Filme about warriors that fight and die with courage and honor. So what if some Hollywood smuck sagte “Let’s put them together”, and put them together they did. The story of a samurai in an old west setting is nothing new. Putting an outdated group like the samurai in an era where Pistolen were prevalent to see how they can stand toe to toe with outlaws and gunslingers has been around since the 1971 film Red Sun, yet very few games were made of it. The only ones off the oben, nach oben of my head I can think of are the janky but fun Rising Zan: Samurai Gunman and the Wii classic, Red Steel 2. But one other game exists. Published Von Atlus in America of all people and developed Von Acquire, who made the Way of the Samurai series, we have Samurai Western (Not the most creative title). I don’t know what it was that drew me to this game. Maybe it was because the Titel interested me, playing an action game as a samurai in the wild west. Maybe it was the cover art that was done Von Kenneth Rocafort, who has art for comics like Superman, Teen Titans, and worked on The Ultimates series, oder maybe it’s because I hate myself and saw that the game cost almost a hundred dollars. Oh yeah, it’s one of those games. So I really, really hope this game is worth it. Otherwise that’s a good $75 down the shitter.



Samurai Western takes place in the good old wild American west, with our lead character, Gojiro Kiryu. A master of the blade that honors the teachings of a true samurai, he travels to America to find his brother, Rando, who abandoned the way of the samurai and became an outlaw in the west. There he meets all sorts of wacky characters, including bounty hunter Ralph, a child caretaker Anne, a black town sheriff Donald, and many more. Together with their help (Mostly just Ralph’s), Gojiro takes on the big crime lord of the town, Goldberg, in the hopes of finding his brother, and must fight a series of sadists with masks, an aggressive Frenchman, and some midgets with knives. Fun times in the west, kiddos. First off, I should say that the voice cast in this game is surprisingly oben, nach oben notch. And this was before Persona 4, and just one Jahr out before Persona 3, so they didn’t have insane American attention yet like they do now. But the voice cast is all oben, nach oben of the line here for Samurai Western. Ralph is voiced Von Steven Blum, Anne Von Jennifer Hale, DOnald Von Phil LaMarr, and Goldberg Von Paul Eiding. Even the voice for Gojiro is pretty neat, having him stay voiced Von a Japanese man that speaks in a thick Japanese accent, that man being Michael Shitanda, which is his stage name. He hasn’t voiced a lot of characters, but he was in Digimon and the 2001 Anime Metropolis, so there’s something. I just think that making one of very few Japanese characters speak in either a thick accent oder just full on Japanese is a nice touch. Honestly, all the sound in Samurai Westen works really well. Not just the voice acting, but the sound of your sword clashing into goons, and the Musik too. This Musik really slaps in some areas. It’s nothing some would listen to casually in the car, but this is some damn good stuff for a western game. All in all, this game sounds nice. But sound can only do so much. How does this game play?
At the start of every new level, Du get to level up Gojiro’s stats however Du want. Du have a lot to fill up, and filling up everything will take Du weeks to do, hell maybe even months. There’s a lot here and a lot of time to spend. I Think Du can even grind some levels to get higher stats. Of course, I don’t know. I think Du can, but I never needed it. I never really died once in this game, though I’d be lying if I sagte I didn’t come close in a few areas. Du can also dress up Gojiro with different items, give him new swords, give him a hat, some accessories, change his shoes, slap something on his back. All of these add temporary boosts to your stats, but there is a weight limit, so Du can only take what Du can get. Once you’ve stocked Gojiro with everything Du need, it’s time to jump into the gameplay. And… holy shit, this is actually insanely fun. I’m not gonna sit here and say you’re playing a character action treasure. This certainly ain’t no Devil May Cry, let me tell Du that right now, but holy shit, this is actually pretty intense. Du have a lot Du can do in this game. Sure, Du are limited in what attacks Du can do, but Du can do blocks, Du can dash, Du can do air strikes to do big damage to big boys, Du can pick up objects and throw them at enemies, Du can deflect objects, Du can even pick up downed enemies and use them as human shields before tossing their arsch like a salad. It’s not a lot (And I’ll be honest, some of these mechanics I rarely used), but with what we got here, it’s pretty interesting. Du also got a good variety of enemies. It starts out with typical goons that just shoot weak revolvers at you, but it soon gets to big guys with boomerangs, messer guys that chase, big guys with gatling guys, little fat boys with dynamite, women with sniper rifles, and more. There is no short supply of enemies Du will run into. Some of them Du can’t just run up and attack. The messer enemies will block your attacks, so Du gotta fake them out and let them attack first before Du get an opening. The sniper women have insane distance, so running straight is suicide. Du gotta dodge around them. The machine gun enemies won’t let Du walk around. Du gotta side step their bullets before Du can get close and wait for the gun to overheat. That being said, the game is still pretty easy. A lot of the time, your tasks are just to kill all the enemies in a room oder just kill enough until the level ends. I’ve had to fight an entire gang of enemies, only killed half and the level decided that that was enough. Some enemies won’t appear until Du go to the area they’re at. There’s no reason to hide, but it’s just weird. And there’s always a high chance of an enemy dropping a little piece of meat to heal yourself a little, oder the dynamite boys who always drop chicken, which is practically a full heal. As long as Du have enemies around, Du will never run low on health. Even when Du think you’re screwed, the enemies will always have some health to give, and they can be a real lifesaver in some of the boss fights. Because unlike the enemies, the bosses are way harder.
One criticism I hear for the game is that the game is too easy, but once Du get to the bosses, it suddenly spikes in difficulty. And yeah, I’d hope so. These are the final challenges of the area, probably of the entire act of the story. I’d hope they were harder. And Du know what, a lot of these bosses are pretty fun. Hard as hell, definitely, but they are pretty cool. Jean barely leaves openings for you, forcing Du to psyche him out so that Du have just a chance to get a hit in. Faceless always running just ahead of him. Du gotta be faster than him, and be ready to dodge his attack, giving Du a big hit combo as a reward for doing it. Nathan and Killer…. Suck. They suck. I hate this boss. I Liebe duo bosses and this fight pisses me off. They always hop away from you, screeching and laughing, while one is shooting Du in the back. The gun one always manages to just be slightly faster, then punishes Du with a gun that knocks Du down. If Du chase the melee one, you’re just fucking yourself over. Kill the gun one first, oder the fight will be a giant pain in the ass. Sadly there aren’t many bosses, in fact they use Jean and Faceless twice each. There are like six unique bosses in total. Not terrible, but it left me wanting more. Also, if Du thought that Gungrave and Drakengard were obsessed with the Square Button, I present to Du the final boss of the Square Button, the Rando boss fight of Samurai Western. This game will have Du dodging and attacking all in that order, and at rapid feuer pace. It’ll take a real samurai to master these kinds of reflexes. Von the end of it, your thumbs will be so damn sore. This will really put your thumbs to the test. Are Du a true gamer girl oder are Du a bitch? Play Samurai Western. But I did find something when fighting the bosses that the game never mentions, and that’s this special move, two in fact. One that completely overpowers Du and makes Du a whirlwind of destruction for a short time, and one that slowly lowers your health but makes Du unstoppable. A lot of these helped me out in boss fights and got me thinking if there were any Mehr abilities like this to unlock. It almost made me want to keep playing, but…. I have other games to play, Du know.
Now this is where I would end it. This is where I would end it, I say, if not for one in particular. Looking over the instructions manual with some beautiful concept art on the over, something caught my eye on page 17. Two Player Mode. Now I don’t have a 2nd person here, because quarantine is a thing and I don’t have Friends anyway, but for a game like this, an action game, I had to know. I had to know why this was here. So I got out an old busted Sekunde controller and it is… weird. It’s weird. Now I won’t go into too much detail because, again, my controller is busted and I was playing both controls at once which Du should never do in a game this hectic. But the 2nd player is Ralph, and the Sekunde player’s camera and character is stuck wherever player one is. Where player one is looking, that’s where player two looks. Where player one goes, player two follows. It seems that the Sekunde player mostly provides some backup Mehr than actual two player gameplay, oder least it feels that way. There’s some weird movements as well, and it’s pretty hard to hit an enemy, but once Du do, Ralph will lock to them and just gun them down then and there, so I guess that works. All and all, I’ll give it an eh.
Well, that was Samurai Western. I gotta say, despite the short run time for the game, being only five hours, it offers a lot of replay value and is an all around fun game. Expensive as hell, don’t get me wrong, but I had fun with it. I don’t get why so many reviewers were mixed with this game when it came out. Probably because it’s so hard to play without getting hand cramps. But that’s assuming Du play the game in one sitting. If Du pace yourself, Du should be fine. Do I think Samurai Western is one of Atlus’ best? Not really. But for a simple action game from the era, it’s a lot of fun. I give this game the award of Dumb Fun. It’s story won’t grip you, and it’s pretty simple in mechanics, but a lot of fun if Du can find it for cheap. I wouldn’t suggest going for this game at the price it stands at now, but if Du can get it for cheap, Du should totally pick it up.
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Oh look, its Jeff the Killer. Jeff the Killer. Jeff the motherfucking Killer. Yeah, well fuc Du Du overrated prick. Du suck.
Incase no one noticed, I fucking hate the Jeff the Killer story. I do. I really do. And why. Well, its a fucking disaster, that's why. It is poorly written, and there was no effort put into it at all. Lets start with that Jeff's brother gets arrested for defending himself. And the court instantly finds him guilty. What kind of fucking trial is that. The court system in Phoenix Wright are better then this fucking place.
Also, when Jeff gets set on fire, I'd like to point...
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???: get in the car Dex

Dex: *gets in car* this is what the hell Du do!

???: yep *starts driving*

Dex: I almost got killed 3 times!

*BANG BANG BANG BANG*

Both: holy shi*!

Dex: make that 4 times!

???: hold on!

*ERRRCH*

Dex: why the hell did Du bring me along!?

???: Du figured out!

Dex: that does not mean that Du have to bring me with you!

???: in the Filme people usually want to tag
along!

Dex: why would Du think I would want to tag along on a dangerous mission!?

???: I thought it would be a quick diplomat thing!

Dex: there are 10 guys chasing after us in sport cars!

???: WELCOME TO MY WORLD!
Court Lobby

Swift: Dear lord, that was too close
Lilly: Don't worry. It could have been worse
Swift: Worse?! I don't have much evidence and were bringing in a witness who saw Du commit the crime. If I can't get any actual proof, were going to lose this case
Lilly: Don't worry. I know Du can do it
Swift: !! W-what
Lilly: Here, I have this
Swift: What's this? A letter... I would like to see Du tonight. I only want Du to help me bring back the good old days. Please don't refuse. Come to my house at 10:00 on April 1st. Come alone. Signed... MARIAH
Lilly: Yeah, I was a little surprised too
Swift: Why...
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Steel Ball Run is sagte Von many to be the greatest Jojo part in all of the Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure series. And I agree. It is definitely my most Favorit part. It has some of the best story-telling of any of the parts, some great interactions between Johnny and Gyro, one of the most understandable villains in the entire series, some of the best Jojo side characters, and, of course, the topic of today’s article, some of the best Stands in the series. Are they all good, sadly no, but thankfully, the good definitely outweighs the bad when it comes to Stands of the Steel Ball Run universe....
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Hello, everyone, and today on this Artikel of Jojo-nuary, we will be ranking my own Liste of all of the Jojo’s. All eight of them. Now, before I start this off, I want to say right now that I enjoy all of the Jojo’s. Even the bad ones that Du probably don’t like. They are all great in their own ways and they are all as wonderful as the last. So, today, I am going to rank the eight Jojo’s from my least Favorit to my most favorite. Some of them may be different. Some of Du may have a different Jojo that Du see as your favorite, oder maybe Du may not like a Jojo as much as I do. Just...
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Famous Newgrounds content creator, also known as Arin Hanson from the let’s play channel Game Grumps, was once a prolific animator and considered one of the biggest. If Du don’t know Arin as an animator, you’d be forgiven for that. Arin Hanson’s old career has been buried and forgotten, but hey, times change right…. Right…. Right?! Hello, boys and girls. Welcome to another episode of Content Cop. Idubbbz here with the new rant article. I ranted before about David Cage and his creeping abilities, but now it’s time to talk about something else. It’s time to hit closer to home....
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After finally completing Dark Souls, I can say that it has easily become one of my Favorit RPGs, and I can not wait for Dark Souls III to come out. There are quite a lot to enjoy about Dark Souls. The combat, the levels, the characters, even the story (Or what incredibly little of a story there is). But I think the best part of Dark Souls has to be the boss battles….. Sometimes. There are some good bosses and there are some… less than spectacular bosses. So, today, I want to share with Du all the bosses from this game that I like and dislike. Now, of course, this is my opinion. Du may...
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Hello, everyone. Now, Halloween is only a few days away…. Like, ten weeks away… Well, I want to get an early start, so, for all of you, I am going to make ten different oben, nach oben tens for the Weiter following Saturdays. And what better way than to start with the oben, nach oben ten demons. Now, demons are the little red creatures that Du find lurking the in the depths of hell, oder in some part of the media. Now, first some rules. Only one demon per franchise, and only from what I have seen, oder played. Also, I am including ANYTHING! Be it movies, games, TV shows, whatever. It’s so that way, I can make these...
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EPISODE 1:

I reread my old reviews.. I didn't really give this Zeigen the proper justice.. There's actually SO MUCH I can say about it.. I just didn't know at the time..

Hellsing is one of the FAVOURITE animes of my opinion.. And even than, I'm very mixed about this show.. I'm just not really a big Anime fan.

Today.. I review episode one..

I don't know what I disliked about episode one the first time reviewing it.

But yeah.. Episode one is actually fucking awesome!..

We are opened up with Sera's as a police officer..Fight.. In my opinion a pretty interesting villain.

That is his only known name.....
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So when the PS4 finally came out, my funds were not nearly enough to just go out and buy one right away, which I was a little upset over, but whatever. But when I did get it, one game always stood out from the rest. One game that I wanted to try Mehr than any other game for the system, and that game was known only as Bloodborne.
Bloodborne takes place in the fictional Victorian town of Yharnam, where Du play as a hunter on the Night of the Hunt, where the town is filled with monsters and crazed hunters out for blood. It starts out with hunting Werwölfe and witches, but it isn’t long...
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I want to be very clear, and very understanding when I say that I am not very supportive of criminal organizations like the mafia. That being said, Yakuza Kiwami is the fucking shit!
I never played the original Yakuza game, and while I never judge a book Von its cover, the voice Schauspielen is… pretty terrible. Regardless, I ended up playing the remake version known as Kiwami, and I’m happier for it. The game follows Yakuza member Kiryu Kazuma as he takes the fall for the murder of the head of the yakuza, while his friend Nishkiyama ends up becoming evil, there’s an underground hobo community,...
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………… This isn’t what it looks like, I swear……… Okay, so maybe it is what it looks like, but trust me, this is in fact a horror game. Let me repeat that. This is, in fact, a horror game, a psychological horror game, that screws with Du emotionally and mentally, and tricks Du Von being something else… So does that mean I can review Doki Doki Literature Club without making myself look less anti-social.



…… Let me repeat myself, this is a horror game. Also, THIS ENTIRE Artikel IS A SPOILER FOR DOKI DOKI LITERATURE CLUB! DO NOT READ THIS Artikel IF Du PLAN ON READING...
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I could not believe my eyes when I saw this picture, Wird angezeigt Frank Sinatra playing as Dirty Harry instead of Clint Eastwood. It would be interesting to see what the movie would be like. Wouldn't it? Well thankfully, I found a clip. It was deleted from youtube, so I have to write it out for you.

Song: link

Bank Robber: *Laying on the ground, bleeding with a shotgun laying towards him*
Frank Sinatra: *Dancing towards his victim while holding his .44 anderthalbliterflasche, magnum as if it was a sword*
Bank Robber: *Tries to grab the shotgun*
Frank Sinatra: Ah ah.
Bank Robber: *Looks at Frank Sinatra*

Frank Sinatra: *Pointing...
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(Link to the first episode will be in the Kommentare section for those who haven't seen it yet.)

(Hey there! Jared Potts here with the Weiter exciting episode of my new Kürzlich hit fan-fiction series, Network 999! Seeing as how the support for the last episode was pretty incredible, I decided to make the Weiter one a bit early. :D I hope Du enjoy the Weiter episode of Network 999!)

Quick Story Recap: It is the Jahr 2087, and technology nowadays is extremely advanced.

The Internet (called Network 999) is also even Mehr powerful than ever. Du see, ever since a group of scientists produced an update to...
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Guys, I am not making this up, this is probably the darkest one Von far. Sure, it may not be so bad when we get to later stories, but trust me, Von far, this is my darkest one. So, back when I was like nine, and I was still living in a suburban neighborhood. And let me tell you, this neighborhood is like one of those late 70’s sitcoms. I mean, this place was so caucasian, that I felt like I was in a winter wonderland. But anyway, we went to this one park called Hueston Woods back when we all actually gave a shit about going outside (Yeah, imagine that. Kids actually used to go outside). Anyway,...
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Link: Man, this job is a lot Mehr fun than I thought (Kills monster) I mean, when do I get to help someone Von killing someone (Kills another monster) It’s very rare I get to help out someone and actually have fun doing it (Kills another monster) Okay, I think I finally have enough of these things hearts…. But, I’m in no rush (Continues to kill monsters, then, hears music) What is that? Is it an angel. I got to find it (Hears Musik behind waterfall) What is this. The Musik is coming from behind this waterfall (Climbs through waterfall, leading to an empty cave) Oh, a secret cave. Good...
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(Some readers may find this disturbing)

So, what do Du get when Du get sex, rape, and poor writing..... well, pretty much most of the shit I reviewed, but what if it was a Creepypasta.... Okay, without involving My Little Pony........ Du get Dirty Movie.
Now, lets start off with saying the main character is a porn director.... Hate this story already. Anyway, he retires, because I don't know. This couple comes to him, because I don't know, and they ask him to help with their sex life, because I don't know, and the porn director comes out of retirement to help them......... Because I don't...
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................... What the fuck.............. Seriously......... What the fuck................... What is this abomination of a fanfic................ just what the fuck is this disaster..................... Well, one things for sure, it's known only as Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life.
Now, first off, Warning, this is not something Du want to see. Unless Du are okay with its awfulness, turn back now. Anyway, this fanfic is, THANKFULLY, short. But, there is so much a fanfic can do in just twenty seconds. Trust me, this fanfic does it. And it is horrible. Anyway, it starts with a nine-year-old..........
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