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So when the PS4 finally came out, my funds were not nearly enough to just go out and buy one right away, which I was a little upset over, but whatever. But when I did get it, one game always stood out from the rest. One game that I wanted to try Mehr than any other game for the system, and that game was known only as Bloodborne.
Bloodborne takes place in the fictional Victorian town of Yharnam, where Du play as a hunter on the Night of the Hunt, where the town is filled with monsters and crazed hunters out for blood. It starts out with hunting Werwölfe and witches, but it isn’t long before Du are hunting down ancient Lovecraftian gods and have to fend them off to end the Hunts for good. I plan on doing a big analysis on this games Schreiben and atmosphere in a future Corner of Horror article, but for now, let’s talk about this game. It’s hard. It’s real hard. But it is very rewarding. Unlike its predecessor, Dark Souls, which is slow and Mehr focused on blocking, Bloodborne is fast, aggressive, and forces Du to dodge to avoid death. If Du aren’t careful, even the weakest, low level enemies can be the death of you. I knew this game would be a pleasure when I stepped into the streets of Yharnam, the towns folk driven made and turned into these humanoid beasts with dark pelz and long limbs, crucified Werwölfe burning on the stake, and towns folk that hadn’t turned cowering in fear inside their homes. All this, mixed with teaching Du the basics of combat, as well as giving Du an optional boss as your first boss fight in the game makes Yharnam one of my Favorit starting locations in any video game. It’s as good, if not slightly better, than the village attack in Resident Evil 4. The game is also oozing with atmosphere. It’s not as breathtaking as the original Dark Souls, but there are moments that make me want to take in everything. From the bridge of Old Yharnam to the overlapping graveyards of the Cathedral Ward to the amazing scale of Cainhurst Castle. And the bosses are pretty good. While there are a few stinkers, I really like this games bosses the most. Du got the insanely hard Father Gascoigne who is here to demand Du learn the basics of this game oder die trying, and Du will die, many, many times. The fight with Ebrietas, Daughter of the Cosmos is a real challenge that I Liebe every Sekunde of, even if I got annihilated every second. And I won’t spoil the final boss, but it is easily my Favorit final boss in any video game ever. The scenery, the fight itself, the lore behind it, the music, that fucking orchestral Musik is beautiful, in a game that is so repulsive.
Bloodborne is a game I recommend to anyone who has a PS4. Every day, I think to myself, “Do I like Bloodborne better than Dark Souls?” and despite which one I talked about first, it’s clear what the answer is, but Dark Souls 2 and not even 3 made me Frage which one was superior. Bloodborne came the closest, and for good reasons. It may not even be ten years old, but it is already a classic in my eyes.
Wind: (Sleeping)
Mom: Wind, wake up
Wind: (Wakes up) What, mom?
Mom: Du overslept again. Were Du too excited for the festival
Wind: Kinda, but that’s only because that festival is the only interesting thing that happens in this damn village
Mom: Well, you’d better hurry. And remember. I want Du to behave yourself
Wind: Sure… I’ll be sure to behave myself

Wind: (Walking into the festival) Okay, so, what should I do fi- (Gets bumped into)
Marle: (Falls onto the ground)
Wind: Goddamn, it watch where you’re going
Marle: (Drops her locket)
Wind: (Picks it up) (What a nice locket. Maybe I could...
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(Light appears from ocean)
King of Red Lions: Here it is, the portal to the sacred realm
Link: Are Du sure it isn't hell
King of Red Lions: Of course not..... Except for the fact that this sacred realm only has Dubstep. I hate dubstep. But, it does hold the sacred saber, so head to get the sacred saber stuck in the sacred plinth in the sacred realm
Link: What makes this place so sacred, exactly
King of Red Lions: I......... Don't know. Just go and get the sword
Link: Fine
(Link and King of Red Lions go into ocean)

(Link and King of Red Lions rise from ocean)
King of Red Lions: There, are Du okay Link...
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King of Red Lions: Ah, here we are. Forest Haven
Link: If its a haven, then why is there a temple that is possibly filled with demonic hellspawns
King Red of Lions: ........................................... Anyway, just go and meet the Great Deku Tree
Link: Wait, didn't that guy die in the past games
King of Red Lions: Yeah, but were in a different game, so its okay
Link: Oh okay

Link: Okay, so where is this giant tree
Great Deku Tree: Oh, hello there, good sir
Link: Who are you
Great Deku Tree: I am the Great Deku Tree....... obviously. I am the only baum in the world with a face
Link: So, where is...
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Link: (Wakes up) Ow, sweet Jesus that sucked
???: Ah, good to see your awake
Link: Who sagte that? Are Du a ghost
???: No (Boat turns its head towards Link) It is I. The King of Red Lions. Your new sidekick
Link: AHHHHHH
King of Red Lions: Did I startle you
Link: Well yes
King of Red Lions: I guess its the fact that I can talk
Link: No
King of Red Lions: Well, it happens a lo- Wait, no?
Link: Yeah. I was startled that Du weren't annoying. I mean, most sidekicks are like this
Navi: Hey LISTEN Hey LISTEN
Link: oder this
Kebora Gebora: If Du are ever lost, look at your map. Now stay there while I tell you...
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Merry Christmas! *Belch*
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Unpa Lunpa doom-pa-de-do
I’ve got a perfect order for you
Unpa Lunpa Doom-pa-de-dee
If Du wish to live, you’ll listen to me

What can we do when our labor camps full
Unable to get children to produce our wool
Insurance Fraud is our get-rich-quick scheme
Scaring the people so I may haunt their dreams

The nuclear threats also make me glee

Unpa Lunpa Doom-pa-de-dong
If Du follow my laws, Du will live long
Du will be in daddy’s graces too
Like I, Unpa Lunpa, doom-pa-dee-do
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This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - regenbogen Dash
Edward Richtofen from Call Of Duty: Black Ops - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland Zeigen - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - applejack

Now, let's begin with the intro

Intro
Theme song: link

Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
Rainbow Dash: I think I can....
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Well, everyone, we finally reached the 200th article. Can Du believe it. Over 199 Artikel and one whole Jahr later, and we have done so much to do with this series. So, what can I do for Du guys to celebrate this 200th Artikel and one Jahr anniversary? Simple. I will review a movie. Yeah, crazy isn’t it. I have NEVER reviewed a movie before in this series, but, for Du guys, I am going to make the first movie review for Du guys. So, what film am I going to review for Du guys? Well, how about Where the Dead Go to Die… Oooohh…. shit. So, before I review this movie, I need to tell you...
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Hello everyone, and today, we will be talking about the memes from the hit show, and one of my Favorit shows, My Little Pony, Friendship is Magic.
Now, what can be sagte about this show. It's amazing. But, how did it get so many memes. Well, come along, lets find out, everypony....... I hope Du all enjoyed me saying everypony, because I am never going to say it again.
So, the Zeigen started in October 2010. MLP was created Von Lauren Faust, mostly known for her other great works like Powerpuff Girls and Fosters Home for Imaginary Friends, so, its no wonder why this Zeigen is amazing. Of course, the...
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Everybody: *On their phones*

Jared: Uh, don't Du guys want to talk oder something?

Joshua: NO. PHONES ARE EVERYTHING JARED. >:)

Jared: Ok then.... o____O

Jared: Then, uh, anybody want to go outside? Play some Baseball? Anything that isn't related to pho-

Everyone: NO!

Jared: Alright then. Today is going to be FUN. -_____-

*A little while later*

Joshua: Oh no, my phones almost out of battery. Better charge it up! :D

Madison: Funny, I was going to say the same thing....

Mike: I do NOT like where this is going..... o_____O

*Everyone's phone dies out*

Mike: So Jared, how many power outlets do Du have...
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