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Oh yeah, it’s time to talk about some character action games, some of the best of the medium, and what better one to start with than the king of them all, Devil May Cry. oder rather, the first one, the weird one where Dante was clearly a Blade oder Neo rip-off and the camera sucked a dick. Regardless, still an incredibly fun game.
Devil May Cry follows Dante as he goes to kill demon king Mundus on a secluded island consisting of marionettes, shadow beasts, Nelo Angelos and also something about him wanting to fuck a look-a-like of his mother. Allegedly wants to fuck his mother, granted. Now, like I mentioned before, the camera does suck, but it tries, and this was once Resident Evil 4. Yes, really. Despite that, the game still manages to do a pretty good job of keeping the action on screen and allowing Du to maneuver around enemies while striking them back. It’s satisfying to Slash at enemies, shoot at them with your guns, and avoid any other attacks from enemies as Du see that combo go from a C to a nice, red hot S rank. Trying to get that S on the oben, nach oben right is like a drug. Gotta get the S. Gotta get the S. It’s no harm if Du don’t, but seeing your score go down cause Du get hit really hurts, and seeing the meter go down cause you’re not hitting enemies makes Du Bewegen around like a mad man. Gotta find Mehr enemies to kill so I can keep that S rank. But on it’s own, slashing enemies is a ton of fun. And the bosses are a load of fun to. Nelo Angelo, my personal Favorit of them. Devil May Cry is a game where I want to do better at it, despite it being the first and the most experimental. But damn, do I want to do better. Sure, it’s okay to go through the level, taking hits and using healing items, but I want to be better, and not use those healing items, not get hit, and master the combos of all my weapons. Speaking of which, the weapons. Du got your usual sword Rebellion and dual wield pistols Ebony and Ivory. Other firearms consisting of the shotgun Coyote and the grenade launcher, which is busted as fuck. And other blades, like the legendary heavy weapon Sparda, the massive axe-scythe thing, Alistair, a better sword than Rebellion. Actually, in another Capcom game, Viewtiful Joe, there was a character named Alistair. I don’t know if that was intentional, but I’d like to believe it was. My Favorit is are the gauntlets, Ifrit, not to be confused with Final Fantasy Ifrit. Doing hard punches and dives towards enemies is just a ton of fun for me.
Devil May Cry, the first one anyway, is not the most refined of the Devil May Cry games. It’s story is nonsensical and stupid, even for Devil May Cry standards, and it’s laughable voice acting. Who could forget “LIIIIIGGGHHHTTT!”? So much fun. But despite that, it’s still a sick, stylish game. It started a pretty cool franchise that, thanks to the announcement of Devil May Cry 5, is still going strong today. Oh, and as for the other games, just wait. We’ll get to them soon. But not Devil May Cry 2… Cause Devil May Cry 2 sucks.
When it comes to the mind of a child, many things can appear new to them. Their still developing psyches have not yet allowed them to experience everything in the world. They will see things differently than adults do, and everything that the adult human finds to be a normal thing will be completely alien to children. This could be a new and exciting experience to some kids, but at the same time, it can lead to them being mortified and scared of something, until they finally grow out of it. So, what the hell did any of that have to do with video games? None, probably, but it sure did make me...
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Shayne: *Nervously listens to the music*
Kevin: I don't think this is good!
Hawkeye: Usually something bad happens when this song is playing!
Sean The Hedgehog: Run away!
Sonic: I Sekunde that!

Everyone ran away.

Saten Twist: *Appears* Where did everyone go? I'm the host for tonight's segment of Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories. The name is Saten Twist Von the way, and I'm in On The Block. The schedule for tonight is down below.

8:00 - Now

Ponies On The Rails - Back2Back

8:30 - Later

On The Block
Adventures of Thomas & Friends

Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents...
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Astrel Sky: Drums!! *Excitedly runs around in circles*
Hawkeye: Didn't know she was into drums that much.
Percy: Mickey? As in Mickey Mouse?
Applejack: Could be.
Mily: Yay, I'm in another cameo!
Rainbow Dash: And so am I! *Lands in front of Mily*
Mily: Uh, how come Du sound exactly like me?
Rainbow Dash: Same voice actress?
Mily: Could be. *Backs away from regenbogen Dash*
Rainbow Dash: Welcome back to the S.S.S.S. I'm regenbogen Dash, from The Adventures of regenbogen Dash, and I shall be your host for tonight. Coming up, we got My Little Pornstar, with my show, The Adventures of regenbogen Dash.

This...
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#1: THE RING:
If Du seen the trailer.. Your think it's just stupid movie.. But appearently it's actually a very smart movie.. I never seen it, so not certain.


#2: INSIDIOUS:
Jump scares done "right".


#3: THE GIFT:
I can't explain anything without spoiling it.
But basically Jason Bateman are dealing with an old friend, that's basically the standard creepy neighbour, being way too nice.. But the end Du would not see coming..


#4: PLAY MISTY FOR ME:
A 1971 film where a guy gets stalked Von a emotionally disturbed young woman, who gets way too close than he likes..


#5: ONE Stunde PHOTO:
Everyday we meet helpful strangers at the grocery store, the gas station, and the bank. Most of them are just employees doing a job with a smile on their face, moving from one customer to the next, but sometimes they can take an unhealthy obsession with our personal lives..
Oh boy, here we go. We had to get to a really awful movie eventually. Now, this isn’t like Elves, Silent Night, Deadly Night oder Jack Frost. This movie we are reviewing isn’t a so bad it’s good movie. No, this movie is just all bad. I hate it… In case it wasn’t clear. I talked about the classic 1980s Nightmare on Elm straße and the terrible remake for October Movie Marathon. And, on Christmassacre, I talked about Black Christmas. So, that’s right, I’m talking about the terrible remake, the 2006 remake of Black Christmas. Also, I couldn’t find Bilder because of the violence. Plus,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see.
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see.

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 The kreis comes from the right, followed Von Wind's name. When it stops, a lightning bolt appears in the circle.
The kreis comes from the right, followed Von Wind's name. When it stops, a lightning bolt appears in the circle.


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An airplane was flying over the Midwest en route to Los Angeles.

Alan: *Sitting Weiter to Harry* Finally, we're getting a well deserved vacation.
Harry: To beautiful California.

SeanTheHedgehog & Windwakerguy430 present

Six Shooters 3

Starring SeanTheHedgehog as Alan Martinez
Windwakerguy430 as Harry Penn
Hannah Belle as Catherine Laurent
Nikki Glaser as Jane Rinnon...
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Back when making low budget Filme wasn’t the easiest thing in the world, there was a man Von the name of Sam Raimi, who made a couple of short films, but nothing too special. However, after getting a budget of just over just under four hundred thousand, and a studio crew, he started to work on one of his first movies. Who would have thought that his first movie would be his best movie and one of my Favorit Filme of all time. That movie is The Evil Dead



Evil Dead follows a group of five college students, Ash, his girlfriend Linda, his sister Cheryl, friend Scotty, and Scotty’s girlfriend...
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#1: TITANIC:
Jon: What sorrow, I feel for these characters.. Red haired lady.. Old ladies.. Currently DROWNING human.. And 101 don-..
One hundred and what!?.. One hundred and what now!?…. (camera zooms in on the dog) BONGO!? IS THAT YOU!?

#2: ARE Du AFRIED OF THE DARK:
Man in movie: (two the little kids he locked in his house) Just answer this riddle. Than I'll let Du go free.
Jon:TWO KIDS ARE GONNA DIE TONIGHT!!

#3: GOOSEBUMPS:
Jerry: Oh man, Du and your dumb hobbies!
JonTron: Yeah, fuck Du for being interested in things, Du stupid bitch!

#4: TITANIC:
Jon: Wait, it's just a legend?...
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Anderson White from Detective Smith
A man who was once a detective, working on the White handschuh Case, a large murder case involving the deaths of eleven people, including Smith’s mentor, Detective Osborne, caused Von the White handschuh Killer. He was soon found out to be the White handschuh Killer, and the court deemed him as insane and placed him in an asylum. Even though he was found to be the killer, no one would know that he really wasn’t insane at all, and only killed because he loved it, claiming that he truly one in the end against Smith, causing Smith to feel Lost without his mentors help...
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………….. Jesus Christ, people. I mean, Jesus FUCKING CHRIST! I think we may have found one of the most god awful fanfics ever. Trust me, it’s bad…. It’s really bad… It’s really FUCKING bad! It is an eight chapter Metroid fanfic, known simply as Metroid…. High School….. We haven’t even gotten into the fanfic, and I am already Wird angezeigt Du all how this is a mistake.
So, we start off this abomination with the Autor telling us that the Big Dance, oder rather, the Baig Dance, was in three days, and Ridley decided to ask Samus…. Du know, Samus? The bounty hunter whose parents...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - regenbogen Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland Zeigen - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - applejack

Now, let's begin. Twilight was walking down the straße with Spike while Pinkie Pie was wearing an umbrella on her head.

Twilight: Man, this sucks. First my car gets eaten Von parasprites, and now Du want me to buy Du a shitload of fucking ice cream!
Spike: Twilight, why are Du in a bad mood? Weihnachten is coming soon....
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There are a lot of Filme out there. And a lot of Filme have a lot of awesome endings that are really well made. But then, there are THOSE endings. Those endings that just come up and say, “Hey, thanks for watching the movie and paying us $20, asshole. No refunds”. Now, these are movie endings that I find to be awful, so, you’re idea of an awful ending might be different than my idea of an awful ending. Also, these have to be from Filme that only I have seen. Another thing is that this ending does not reflect on my insgesamt thought on the movie. The movie could be great and still have...
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Now, everyone loves movies. They have been around since the 1920’s and they have even brought us all some amazing films… BUT, there are things in Filme that just plain piss me off. So, I present to Du all my Liste for the oben, nach oben Ten Worst Movie Cliches… In my opinion.

#10: Shaking Camera AND 360 Turn - This one is a tie between two cliches that are pretty similar. The Shaking Camera is when the camera shakes like crazy, and can’t keep still for Mehr than two seconds. I feel like I’m gonna get sick just looking at it. It’s camera movement like this that made me not like the Blair Witch...
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Now, lets think back to a common time. Back when Capcom didn’t fucking suck. Yes, believe it oder not, Capcom was one of the best video game companies around, with games like Megaman, straße Fighter, Resident Evil, Streets of Rage, Ghosts and Goblins, and Phoenix Wright. But, in the Jahr 2006, Capcom released a new franchise called Dead Rising. It allowed Du to fight off hundreds of zombies with amazing, and ridiculous weapons. It was gory, it was violent, it was cruel… and it was fucking awesome. Then, Dead Rising 2 came out, and when I played it, my mind was blown. The game was even better...
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Hello, everyone, and welcome to Windwakerguy430's Death Sentence- I mean, oben, nach oben Ten Overrated Anime of All Time. Now, let me get one thing clear. When I say overrated, I don't hate it. I just feel it gets Mehr praise then it deserves. Unless I say point blank that I hate it, then I hate it. Okay. Then, lets start the list

10: Pokemon - Now, this one really hurts me to put on the list, and unlike the other ones that hurts to put on this list, this is probably the most painful, as Pokemon is my most Favorit Anime of all time. I Liebe this anime. It has some good comedy and the characters are wonderful...
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Now, if Du know me, Du would know that my Favorit game of all time is Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker. Just look at my name. It should be obvious. But, my Sekunde Favorit Zelda game is Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask. What this game does better then Wind Waker is its sidequests. Yeah, sorry, Wind Waker, but not every game is perfect. Du kinda lack good sidequests. I guess Nintendo used up all their ideas for Majora's Mask. So, I will tell Du all the oben, nach oben Five best sidequests in Majora's Mask. First off, no sidequests that give Du items that are mandatory to beat the game. So, none of those...
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Hey everyone. Remember my review of Half Life: Full Life Consequences and how it was so poorly written that it was funny. Well, there is another fanfic just like it. It is known as A Haunting Most Mario.
So, it starts with the guy buying the Mario game and an NES. Once he starts playing it, weird things start happen. However, it becomes very cliched, especially for those who have read cursed game creepypastas. But, sometimes, it gets really stupid. Such dumb Zitate are "Welcome to Hell World" oder "Deathworld, World 6-6-6". But, one of the dumbest is the well known quote "YOU CAN'T RUN FROM THE...
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Windwakerguy430 - Hey, I'm Windwakerguy430, am joining me in my review is Button Mash. That's right, I'm actually reviewing something with someone else. And today, were reviewing Fable 3.
Now, I always loved Fable. I have played almost every game. But Fable 3 is such a terrible game. One of the worst things was the Sanctuary. I admit, it was unique. Sadly, unique isn't good, and so is the same with the Sanctuary. It gets real boring to have to pause, wait for it to load, go to a room, walk to the item, pick up the item, and leave. Good God it's boring

Button Mash - -Story-
Fuck the spoilers;...
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Well, after a long break, its good to be back with some new reviews. Now, sadly, we get to start of my 51st review with one of the dumbest things ever. Its called the feuer Challenge.
Wow. I mean wow. I thought it wasn't possible for people to get dumber. There's the Condom Challenge, where Du put a condom in your nose and pull it out your mouth and hope Du don't suffocate, then there's the Cinnamon Challenge where Du eat cinammon and try not to choke. But, people could get dumber. Here it is, the feuer challenge, where Du set yourself on feuer for no goddamn reason. What the hell, what is wrong with this world. Are people really this stupid that they actually set themselves on fire. Apperently they do. Its even been shown on the news, for gods sake.
Well, that's all I got. This is a stupid trend that makes me wonder why the help some people have the internet. But, hey' that's only my opinion. What's Your Take