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 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!


Song: link
 The kreis comes in from the right. When it stops, a bolt of lightning appears, followed Von the name, WindWakerGuy430
The kreis comes in from the right. When it stops, a bolt of lightning appears, followed Von the name, WindWakerGuy430

Before we get to the part that takes place in Equestria, we are going to look at a new character in this series. Wind. He is currently in Hyrule, and the king wants to talk to him.

Wind: *Standing in front of the king*
King: *Sitting in his chair* Du sir, are the worst person in this entire kingdom.
Wind: Do I look like Ganondorf to you?
King: You're worse than Ganondorf! You've only been here for two days, Du killed five of the guards, and Du don't even like Zelda!
Zelda: *Sitting Weiter to the king*
Wind: Well, what is there to like about her? She's very unattractive.
King: How dare you! She is very attractive!
Zelda: *Farts*
Wind: Du call that attractive?! I'm out of here! *Walks away*
King: Du have nowhere to go Wind.
Wind: Bullshit Du asshole. *Starts going up a spiral case of stairs*

Song: link

Wind: I have a teleporter I've been working on with some fairies. It was worth a lot of rupees, but I'm glad I'll be leaving this shithole for good.

Going upstairs would take a long time. Wind was currently on the Sekunde floor, and the teleporter he got is on the 70th floor.

Wind: *As he walks upstairs, he passes lots of moss on the walls, some broken windows, and cobwebs*

SeanTheHedgehog & Windwakerguy430 Present

The Incredible Hedgehog In Ponyville 2

Wind: *On the 11th floor* What the hell do people leave here?
8-Bit Link: *In a room with a door open*
CDI Link: *Holding a hamburger, not knowing what to do with it* Huh?
Gwonam: *On his carpet* Your majesty.
Wind: *Passes him* Shut up. *Continues walking to the 70th floor* I didn't think any other people would be up here.

Starring Wind and Master Sword from Windwakerguy430

CDI Ganon: *Standing in front of Wind* Mitmachen me Link-
Wind: He's downstairs. *Pushes Ganon downstairs*
Ganon: *Lands Weiter to CDI Link*
Link: *Looks at Ganon* What happened?
Wind: *On the 30th floor*

Also starring Sean The Hedgehog and regenbogen Dash

Tetra: Would Du like to buy a Wii for 3,000 rupees?
Wind: Fuck no. *Continues walking* I can see why no one goes through this section of the castle. Good thing I put my teleporter at the top.

Also starring Doctor Eggman

Wind: *On the 40th floor*
CDI Zelda: *Sees a bird flying above her, and swings her sword, missing the bird* Got him.
Wind: *Shakes his head in disapproval* Retard.

And featuring Princess Celestia, Twilight Sparkle, Pinkie Pie, and applejack

Tingle: *Falls from the ceiling, and follows Wind*
Wind: Fuck no!! *Gets his sword, and stabs Tingle*
Tingle: *Falls down the stairs*
CDI Zelda: *Swings her sword at Tingle, but misses* Got him. *Hits herself in the leg, and falls down with him*
CDI Link: *Staring at Ganon with a blank expression*
CDI Zelda: *Lands on Ganon, and Tingle lands on oben, nach oben of her*
Wind: *Continues walking to the 70th floor. He is currently on floor 59*
Morshu: *On floor 65, working on a clock. He is looking inside, watching the gear run to make sure everything does what it's supposed to do*
Wind: *Continues walking, but stops when he sees Morshu* Not this guy.
Morshu: Lamp oil. Rope. Bombs. Du want it? *Holding bombs* It's yours my friend, as long as Du DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE!!!!!!!!!! *Throws two bombs*
Wind: *Kicks them back to Morshu*
Morshu: *Dies*
Wind: *Continues walking* I wonder what'll happen to this place after I leave. They might resort to cannibalism, and eat each other. Too bad I won't be sticking around to see that.
CDI King: *On floor 69 with CDI Mario* I wonder what's for dinner.
CDI Mario: Toast.
Wind: *Walks past them* Now I really want to leave this place. *Makes it to his teleporter* Let's make sure everything is in place before I try this.

The teleporter was just a kreis carpet with a stick sticking out of it.

Wind: Yes, everything seems to be in order. *Stands on the carpet, and grabs the stick. On the stick is a screen with names of places for Wind to teleport to*
Teleporter: Where would Du like to go?
Wind: *Looks at Earth, pilz Kingdom, Los Santos, and Equestria* Equestria sounds interesting. Let's check that out. *Taps Equestria*

Lightning started to surround Wind as it came from the carpet. Three claps of thunder came from the lightning, and Wind vanished.

Now, the rest of this story will take place in Equestria

Nazis: *Driving three truck on a road that goes along a cliff*
Sean: *Chasing the truck with his Corvette*
regenbogen Dash: *Driving her Challenger behind Sean*
Sean: Let's see what Tails did to our cars. *Hits a button*

The headlights popped up, and machine Pistolen were fired from inside the headlights

Nazis: *Getting shot. One truck falls off the cliff*
regenbogen Dash: My turn. *Hits a button, and grenade launchers appear on the front wheels*
Nazis: Was ist das?
regenbogen Dash: *Shoots two grenades, and blows up the trucks*
Sean: *Laughing* Nice one Dash. The enemy barracks should be half a mile ahead of us.
Wind: *Teleports in the middle of the road, and looks around* Interesting.
Sean: *Sees Wind, and hits the brakes*
regenbogen Dash: *Stops her car*
Sean: *Stops* Dammit. We got a civilian blocking the road.
Wind: *Looks into Sean's car* Excuse me, I nearly died thanks to you, and your machine. What is it anyway?
Sean: This is a Corvette, and if you're so concerned about getting run over, maybe Du should stay off the street.
Wind: I just teleported here. *Shows him the teleporter* See this thing?
Sean: Where did Du come from?
Wind: None of your business, I'm going into town. *Walks away*
regenbogen Dash: Do Du even know where to go?
Wind: I'll find out on my own, Du continue driving your Corvettes.
regenbogen Dash: My car is a Challenger. Sean's the one with the Corvette.
Wind: I don't give a fuck. Go back to whatever it was Du were doing.
Sean: *Sarcastic* Well, he seemed bright.
regenbogen Dash: *Also sarcastic* And cheerful.
Sean: Let's continue our mission. We need to get Eggman's army out of here.

They drove off, heading towards the barracks they were going to attack.

Wind: *In Ponyville* Looks like everyone here is a talking horse.
Lyra: Whoa, check it out Bonbon, a human! *Runs towards Wind*
Wind: Hey, take it easy. *Backs away from Lyra* Does everyone act as hyper as you?
Lyra: It talks too!!
Wind: Of course I talk.
Bonbon: Du must be from a different world. Humans don't talk here.
Wind: Oh, I see. In this world, Pferde act like humans, and vice versa.
Lyra: Yes.
Bonbon: Where did Du come from?
Wind: Hyrule. A shitty place, don't ever go there.
Lyra: *Looks at the teleporter* Whoa! *Takes it*
Wind: Hey!
Lyra: This is cool! What is it?
Wind: That's none of your business! It's mine!
Lyra: *Breaks it* Oops.
Wind: That's it. *Gets his sword* I want Du to leave me alone now!
Twilight: *Arrives* Yo, what the fuck is this shit man?!
Bonbon: Oh, Twilight. Du still have that voice Celestia gave you.
Twilight: No shit. Now what's going on here?!?
Wind: These two won't leave me alone, so I'm threatening them.
Twilight: Is this a dream?
Wind: No, I'm a talking human. Deal with it.
Twilight: Where do Du live man?
Wind: So far, nowhere.
Twilight: Would Du like to live at my castle?
Wind: Du have a castle?
Twilight: Yes.
Wind: One question. What is your personality?
Twilight: Man, what does that have to do with anything? Du living with me oder not?
Wind: No thanks, I'm going to find a place to live Von myself.
Twilight: Fuck Du man, I ain't takin' no for an answer. *Uses magic to carry Wind*
Wind: Hey! What is this?! Help!!! I'm being abducted Von a witch!!!
Ponies: *Confused*
Twilight: *Flies away with Wind*
Wind: This is witchcraft!!!!!!!! Burn her!!!!!!!!

Sean and regenbogen Dash stopped their cars outside of the barracks they were going to destroy.

Sean: *Using an MK46, and a Smith & Wesson 500*
regenbogen Dash: *Gets out a Striker Shotgun* Let's do this.
Sean: Okay. There's just one Mehr thing we need. *Opens the kofferraum, stamm of his car, and grabs a backpack* Time bombs.
regenbogen Dash: Du must have a lot in there.
Sean: Enough to destroy a building three times the size of this one. Let's go. *Walks towards the door. It's locked, so he breaks it down with his machine gun*

Song: link

Sean: *Goes in with regenbogen Dash*
Nazis: *Coming from the right*
regenbogen Dash: *Shoots them with her shotgun*
Sean: *Goes into a room, and shoots everyone inside*
regenbogen Dash: *Moves forward*
Sean: *Behind regenbogen Dash*

The hallway up ahead ended, and there were only two ways to go. Left, oder right.

Sean: *Signals regenbogen Dash to go right, as he goes left*
regenbogen Dash: *Goes right, and shoots a Nazi*
Nazi: Ahh! *Dies*
Sean: *Takes cover behind a box, and shoots two Nazis*

They continued, and met each other at the start of another hallway.

Sean: Looks like we walked around a square.
regenbogen Dash: Least we're not walking in circles.
Sean: *Moves forward*
regenbogen Dash: *Follows Sean* What is it we're looking for?
Sean: The weapon room. There should be lots of explosives.
regenbogen Dash: Now I see what the bombs are for.
Nazis: *Get in front of them, and start shooting*
Sean: Get back, use the walls for cover! *Runs back to the start of the hallway*
regenbogen Dash: *Flies above Sean*

They made it, nearly getting shot during the process.

Sean: Cover me. I'll take them down. *Shoots down all of the Nazis in front of them*
Nazi: *Appears in front of regenbogen Dash* Halt!
regenbogen Dash: *Shoots him*
Sean: Good work. Bewegen up.

They made it into the weapon's room.

Sean: *Looks at six fuel tanks Weiter to each other* If any of Eggman's soldiers come in here, shoot them.
*Goes to the fuel tanks*
regenbogen Dash: *Watching the door*
Sean: *Leaves the backpack on the ground, only taking out one bomb. He sets it to 3 minutes* The rest of the bombs will explode once this gets set off. *Runs to regenbogen Dash* Let's get out of here. Fly to the entrance as fast as Du can. Don't stop for anything until Du get to your car. I'll meet Du there.
regenbogen Dash: Roger. *Flies back to her car*
Sean: *Grabs his chaos emerald* Chaos control. *Teleports between his car, and regenbogen Dash's*
regenbogen Dash: *Arrives*
Sean: Let's get out of here.

They got into their cars, and drove off. 2 Minuten and 45 Sekunden later, the barracks were destroyed Von the bombs.

Stop the song

Eggman was in Mobius when he heard about one of his barracks being destroyed Von Sean and regenbogen Dash.

Eggman: Those two! They are destroying everything we set up in Equestria! They're not alone either. They've created their own army called the pony Alliance.
Nazi: What do Du want us to do mien führer?
Eggman: My name is Eggman, not mien führer.
Nazi: That is German for my leader. Du are our leader.
Eggman: I want Du to call me Doctor Eggman from now on, oder just Doctor.
Nazi: Yes doctor. What do Du want us to do?
Eggman: Make Mehr tanks, and airplanes. We will hit them so hard, that they will surrender to us in half a minute.
Nazi: We will do that now. *Salutes* Heil Eggman.

Meanwhile, Twilight was with Wind in her castle.

Twilight: Nigga this is my place, and Du ain't leavin!
Wind: Why are Du keeping me here?
Twilight: Because Du have nowhere to go man. Plus, how else is there going to be any Why Wind Shouldn't Visit Ponyville episodes?
Wind: What the fuck are Du talking about?
Spike: *Arrives* Twilight, what's with the talking human?
Wind: *Looks at Spike* And what's with this ripoff of Yoshi?
Twilight: That's Spike, and he's a baby dragon.
Wind: Is he your slave?
Spike: A what?
Twilight: Man, what the fuck?!!?
Wind: I'll take that as a yes. So, if I'm staying with you, where am I going to sleep? Better yet, give me your bed, because Du don't deserve it.

Twilight then kicked Wind out of the castle.

Wind: Thanks for your hospitality!! Asshole! *Remembers his teleporter* Oh crap!! She has my teleporter.
Sean: *Stops behind Wind in his car*
regenbogen Dash: *Stops Weiter to Sean*
Wind: Oh great, it's these two again.
Sean: Here we go again. *Gets out* Hello.
Wind: Well, I'm glad to see Du two aren't trying to run me over.
Sean: And we're glad Du decided to not kill yourself Von standing in the middle of a road.
Wind: This place sucks. How do I get the fuck out of here?
regenbogen Dash: What's so bad about this place?
Wind: Are Du kidding me?
Sean: Things are just going off to a bad start for you, trust me. Why don't we go inside the castle?
Wind: I wouldn't do that if I were you.
regenbogen Dash: Why not?
Wind: Twilight's an asshole.
Sean: Well she did try to rob Pinkie Pie.
regenbogen Dash: But that was four months ago. She hasn't done anything bad since that.
Wind: She kicked me out of here because I want to sleep in her bed.
regenbogen Dash: So, where are Du going to live?
Wind: I have no idea.
Sean: My mansion is not a good idea. There's still a few parts I have to finish.
regenbogen Dash: How close is it to being complete?
Sean: I just need to install a sink in the kitchen, build a couple of rooms on the Sekunde floor, and add Mehr tiles to the roof. Then, after I paint the entire thing, it'll be ready.
regenbogen Dash: Why don't Du come live with me?
Wind: Do I have any other choice?
regenbogen Dash: Would Du rather roam the streets being homeless?
Wind: Since Du put it that way, I accept your offer, but don't boss me around like Twilight. Du let me do whatever I want, and we'll get along just fine.
regenbogen Dash: I have no problem with that. Let's go.
Wind: You're way too fucking optimistic. Du know that? *Gets in regenbogen Dash's car*

And so, Sean and regenbogen Dash took Wind to the cloudhouse.

Eggman was getting two portals set up. One was in the sky, for the airplanes, and the other one was for the tanks.

Nazi: Everything is ready mien fuhrer.
Eggman: *Scowls at the Nazi* What did I just say?
Nazi: Sorry! Everything is ready doctor.
Eggman: Get those panzers rolling, and get the airplanes started. Bomb the shit out of everything!!
Nazis: *Starting their planes, and fly out of the base, heading towards the portal*
Wind: *Still in regenbogen Dash's car* How far away is it? I'm bored.
regenbogen Dash: Here. *Gives Wind her cell phone* Take this, I got a few apps Du might enjoy.
Wind: *Looks at the phone* Let's see what Chrome does. *Goes on the internet* Twilight has my teleporter. What are we going to do about it?
regenbogen Dash: If Du want to teleport places, my boyfriend Sean can help Du out. Just ask him when we get to my place.
Wind: *Looking at the phone* I typed in your name, and there's something that says rule 34. What is that?
regenbogen Dash: *Snickers* Du gotta find out for yourself.
Wind: *Looks at the rule 34 pics of regenbogen Dash* OH FUCK NO!!! TAKE IT BACK!!! *Gives regenbogen Dash her phone back*
regenbogen Dash: *Laughing*
Wind: It's not funny. People are insulting you.
regenbogen Dash: Ah, I don't care. They don't know what I look like in real life. *Sees a portal open in front of her* Oh shit!! *Swerves to the right*
Sean: What is that?
Nazis: *Arriving in tanks*
Sean: Eggman sent Mehr soldiers in tanks!! *Drives left* Dash, use your grenade launchers!
regenbogen Dash: *Turns her car around, and shoots four grenades at a tank*

One tank explodes, and it blocks the portal.

Sean: Nice. There's only three left. Let's get out of here before they crush us. *Floors it*
regenbogen Dash: *Follows Sean*
Wind: Where are we going?
regenbogen Dash: Somewhere where they can't get a good view of us.
Sean: This should be good enough. *Stops his car*
regenbogen Dash: *Turns her car around so the grenade launchers are facing the tanks*
Sean: *Launches a remote controlled missile* I'm going for the tank that's further away. Du take out the other two.
regenbogen Dash: I'm on it. *Launches four grenades*
Sean: *Hits the 3rd tank with his missile* Kill confirmed.
regenbogen Dash: *Watches the 1st tank blow up* That Sekunde tank is stuck.

It couldn't go around. It was stuck between the first, and third tank.

Nazi: Damnt! How do I take out those bastards?
Sean: Allow me. *Launches another missile*
Nazi: *Sees the rakete coming towards him* Ah!! *Dies*
Wind: ..........................I take back everything I said. That, was, AWESOME!! Du guys have bad arsch weapons, that I wish we had back at Hyrule. All of our weapons are crap compared to what Du two have!
regenbogen Dash: Glad to hear that.
Sean: *Hearing airplanes* Sounds like Eggman got some bombers in here as well.
regenbogen Dash: We better hurry to my place, and call Celestia. *Drives*
Sean: *Follows*

Twilight was at the castle, when Pinkie Pie and applejack arrived.

Pinkie Pie: *Bouncing excitedly* Guten tag Twilight.
Applejack: Pinkie, this ain't the time to be excited! We're being attacked Von airplanes.
Twilight: Da fuq do Du two niggas want?
Pinkie Pie: Zhere is a bunch of airplanes attacking us, und zhey are coming from a portal.
Applejack: We think it's Eggman again.
Twilight: Dat crazy bastard from the same world Sean came from?
Pinkie Pie: Jawohl.
Twilight: Then we need to destroy those things at once! Where da fuq are regenbogen Dash, Fluttershy, and Rarity?
Applejack: Fluttershy and Rarity were taken to the hospital.
Pinkie Pie: Zhey got hurt from a few of zhe bombs.
Applejack: And regenbogen probably went to get Celestia.
Twilight: *Angry* Man, FUCK CELESTIA!! WE DON'T NEED HER!
Applejack: Twilight, she can help us-
Twilight: She changed my voice man! Now I sound like a fuckin' black guy!
Pinkie Pie: Do Du know how Fluttershy feels?
Twilight: Man, we can take 'em down ourselves.

Master Sword stopped his car near regenbogen Dash's cloudhouse.

Master Sword: *Runs until he is below the house* regenbogen Dash!! Let me in!! Hey!!!!
Sean: *Looks down* Master Sword, what are Du doing here?
Master Sword: Well, I saw these planes coming from a portal, but it closed, and these humans set up an airbase, and I thought they were part of Eggman's army, so I thought about you, but I couldn't find you, so I decided to see regenbogen Dash, because I know Du two datum each other, and I knew she would tell Du this important information I have, but now that you're here, I can tell you. Now, please let me up.
Sean: Climb up the ladder to your right.
Master Sword: *Goes up the ladder*
regenbogen Dash: *On the phone* Understood.. Right, thanks. *Hangs up*
Wind: Any luck with that call?
regenbogen Dash: Celestia's in Fillydelphia, but when she returns, a guard will let her know.
Sean: Dash, look who came to see us.
Master Sword: Hello.
regenbogen Dash: Hi. What's happening?
Master Sword: Those humans that were flying the planes from the portals set up an airbase.
Sean: Already? How the hell did they manage that?

At the airbase.

Nazis: *Watching over their airplanes. They have bombers, and fighters*
Metal Sonic: Sonic may not be here, but his cousin is better than nothing.
Eggman: *In Mobius* Although the tanks were not successful, our attacks from up above were. We already have an airbase set up thanks to Metal Sonic being very quick. He gathered up all the resources, and built the base in 45 seconds, a new record. Get Mehr portals set up so we can have Mehr tanks, trucks, and airplanes sent into Equestria. We must also get some howitzers inside.
Nazi: Yes Doctor. We will see to it at once. *Walks away*
Eggman: Sonic maybe difficult to catch, but his cousin will die once I give him my "present." *Laughs*

Sean and regenbogen Dash entered Twilight's schloss in Ponyville with Wind and Master Sword. Celestia was waiting.

applejack & Pinkie Pie: *Sitting with the others as Celestia starts to make a speech*
Celestia: This Eggman must be stopped immediately.
Pinkie Pie: Is he obsessed with eggs?
Sean: Uh, sort of. Let the princess continue.
Celestia: For the time being, his army is superior to ours, but we will quickly turn the tables, and make things go the way we want them to be. Sean, and regenbogen Dash, I would like Du two to go with Wind and Master Sword to sabotage as many of their vehicles as Du can.
Wind: Sabotage is one of my Favorit things to do.
Celestia: Good. Pinkie Pie, I need Du to go deliver your baked goods to the hospital for all of our patients.
Pinkie Pie: I Liebe doing zhat! I'm German, so my baked goods are really really good!!
Sean: *Snickers* She's got a great personality.
Wind: I hate it.
Celestia: Applejack, I want Du to help manufacture some weapons. Du will meet with a stallion named George Tildon. He will be at the train station in 20 minutes. Do not be late.
Applejack: I won't let Du down Princess. I'm going there now. *Goes*
Celestia: And Twilight, I got a good job for you.
Twilight: What is it?
Celestia: Stay here with Spike. Two of my royal guards will arrive to give Du some blueprints of an airplane that will be designed. I want Du to use your magic to make those planes.
Twilight: Man, why don't Du do that?! I want to get in the action like Sean, regenbogen Dash, Applejack, and the others. Why do I have to stay here and do something boring?!?
Celestia: It's not boring, and it's very important. Everyone, go do your jobs.

Everyone except Celestia and Twilight left.

Celestia: I expect Du to obey my orders, otherwise I will take your wings away, and you'll never be a princess ever again. *Teleports out of the castle*
Twilight: *Goes into her room*
Spike: Twilight, what's wrong?
Twilight: Man, I think Celestia doesn't like me anymore.
Spike: That's ridiculous. She does care about you. Making those airplanes for us to stop Eggman's army is a very important job.
Twilight: But that ain't what I want! I want to fight against them! Not make stuff! If Celestia won't give me what I want, I will go against her!! *Teleports into Canterlot*
Spike: *Annoyed* Twilight, you're such an idiot.
Royal Guards: *In the castle, minding their own business*
Twilight: *Appears*
Guards: Princess Twilight, we were just going to see-
Twilight: *Uses magic to make a Thompson appear*
Guards: Twilight?
Twilight: *Shoots the Royal Guards*
Celestia: What was that?
Luna: Gunfire. We must go down there right now!
Twilight: *Shoots four Mehr Royal Guards, and takes cover behind a Wand while reloading*
Royal Guards: *Returning fire, but every bullet hits the wall*
Twilight: *Shoots them*

Song: link

Celestia & Luna: Twilight!! Stop this right now!!
Twilight: Fuck you!! I am part of Eggman's army now!!
Celestia & Luna: *Shoot magic beams from their horns*
Twilight: *Shoots a magic beam from her horn*

A big ball of light was now between the three alicorns.

Luna: We're going to beat her.
Twilight: *Makes the ball go towards them*
Celestia: I don't believe this!
Twilight: *Gets the ball closer, and uses her gun to shoot the two princesses*

They died from the ball exploding.

Royal Guards: *Arriving* Twilight. What have Du done?
Twilight: *Kills them all with her gun*

Once that was done, Twilight flew away from the castle. She was going to talk to Eggman, and let him know she wanted to Mitmachen him.

Sean arrived at the airbase with regenbogen Dash, Master Sword, and Wind.

Wind: So, how did Du get the name Master Sword?
Master Sword: Because I'm good with a sword.
Wind: Well, all I can say is you're lucky not to be good at fishing.
Master Sword: Why?
Wind: Because then you'd be called Master Bait.
Master Sword: *Angry* Du have no idea how many times ponies have told me that.
Sean: Enough. We need to focus on our job. Binoculars.
regenbogen Dash: *Gives Sean the binoculars*
Sean: *Looks at the airbase* Son of a bitch. There's three hundred of them, and they have 200 planes on that base. 50 bombers, and 150 fighters.
Wind: Maybe I should call Du Master Bait.
Master Sword: No! That makes me go...
regenbogen Dash: Oh please don't-
Master Sword:....On....
Sean: *Shakes his head* He's gonna do it.
Master Sword:.....A......
Sean: Way to go Wind.
Wind: What did I do?!
Master Sword: *Catches on fire* RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nazis: *Looking at them*
Master Sword: *Gets rid of his flames*

Fortunately, they were too far away to be spotted.

regenbogen Dash: Phew.
Sean: *Lets out a sigh of relief, then looks at Wind* Du could have gegeben away our position.
Wind: Hey sorry man. Has your friend ever heard of anger management?
Master Sword: Have Du ever heard of shutting the fuck up?
Sean: Have Du ever heard of completing a mission? Let's stop arguing, and get the sabotage over with.

The four of them quietly got to the airbase.

Sean: *Opens his backpack*
regenbogen Dash: Du got the explosives?
Sean: Yes. *Looks at a hangar with fuel, and oil. One of the bombers are also inside* Du three cover me while I put one of the time bombs inside. *Runs into the hangar*
Wind: Question. Why don't we just get a huge bomb, and destroy this place in less than 45 seconds?
regenbogen Dash: We don't have enough resources to make a bomb that big.
Sean: *Returns* Okay, I'm back. The timer is set to 5 minutes. Let's put some bombs in the rest of the hangars, and get out of here.
Master Sword: I thought we were sabotaging the planes.
Sean: Trust me, when my bombs go off, they will be sabotaged.
Wind: I'm just surprised no one spotted us yet.
Sean: Good, let's keep it that way.

There were three Mehr hangars that Sean had to put the bombs in. Von the time that was done, they were leaving the base.

Metal Sonic: Intruders alert!
Sean: Get out of here!
regenbogen Dash: We're not leaving you-
Sean: I sagte get out!! *Gets his machine gun*
Wind: Let's do what he says, I'm not staying here. I want to watch some anime! *Runs away*
Master Sword: *Runs away with regenbogen Dash*
Sean: *Shoots Metal Sonic 50 times*
Metal Sonic: Doctor Eggman has gegeben me bullet proof armor. Du can't defeat me with guns.
Sean: Well then. *Puts his gun down* I'll have to defeat Du another way.
Metal Sonic: *Flies towards Sean*
Sean: *Grabs him, and throws him into a boulder*
Metal Sonic: *Gets up* You're good, but I'm better.
Sean: *Punches Metal Sonic as he flies towards him*
Metal Sonic: *His head spins clockwise several times as he stands in front of Sean* Du don't know when to quit.
Sean: Nope.
Metal Sonic: *Shoots a rakete from his hand*
Sean: *Jumps over the missile*
Metal Sonic: *Shoots another missile*
Sean: *Spin dashes the rakete in half, and hits Metal Sonic*
Metal Sonic: Doctor Eggman is sending thousands of Nazis in planes and tanks to destroy you, and everyone in this world that interferes. Du can prevent that from happening if Du surrender, and no one has to be hurt.
Sean: Eggman doesn't know what he's facing. *Punches Metal Sonic twice, then kicks him*
Metal Sonic: Twenty five percent health remaining. I must defeat this grey hedgehog for the doctor. *Shoots six missiles*
Sean: *Runs away, and dodges them. He finds a big stone, and grabs it*
Metal Sonic: I will send Sonic my condolences when I kill you.
Sean: *Throws the stone*
Metal Sonic: *Gets hit between the eyes, and falls down*
Sean: *Goes to machine gun, and gets it*
Nazis: *Running from the airbase*
Sean: *Checks his watch* 3. 2. 1.

The hangars exploded at the same time, and destroyed nearly every airplane. The planes that weren't destroyed took severe damage from the debris.

Sean: *Runs away* Catch me if Du can Du Krauts.
Metal Sonic: *On the ground, but his eyes start to glow again*

Eggman arrived just in time to see his airbase destroyed.

Eggman: I want the son of a hündin responsible for this!!
Nazi: He's probably gone Von now Doctor.
Twilight: *Arriving*
Nazi: Sir, *Points a gun at her* It's one of them!
Eggman: Stand down, she's not attacking us. We won't attack her.
Twilight: *Lands in front of Eggman* Man, I wanna Mitmachen Du guys.
Eggman: Why?
Twilight: Because Celestia's an asshole! That's why I killed her and Luna, along with hundreds of her guards!
Eggman: Du did, eh? Well then, welcome to my army.
Nazi: Doctor, have Du Lost your mind?
Eggman: Yes, I Lost my mind when I was 3. Never found it since. Why do Du think I'm a crazy man trying to destroy all of humanity, and replace them with machines?
Nazi: Well, I don't think it's wise to let this cute horse joi-
Twilight: *Chokes the Nazi with her magic* I find that word to be insulting.
Nazi: *Continues to choke*
Eggman: Twilight, release him.
Twilight: As Du wish. *Lets him go*
Nazi: *Falls down while breathing*
Eggman: Do Du still think it's not wise to have her on our side?
Nazi: ....
Twilight: I can also do this. *Uses her magic to fix the airbase, and all of the planes*
Eggman: Haha! Excellent!! We have the entire airbase operating again! Now, where should we attack next?
Twilight: Man, how about the Crystal Empire?
Eggman: *Nods* Zeigen me how to get there.

In Canterlot.

Sean: *Looking at the aftermath from Twilight's battle*
regenbogen Dash: There's a lot of dead guards.
Sean: Eggman must have had some of his soldiers do this while we were concentrating on their air base.
regenbogen Dash: *Sees Celestia, and Luna, and gasps*
Sean: *Sees Celestia, and Luna too* They're dead.
regenbogen Dash: *A tear comes out of her left eye*
Sean: I don't believe this, he actually killed them.
regenbogen Dash: *Cries, and hugs Sean*
Sean: *Hugging regenbogen Dash* Let's get out of here. Wind and Master Sword are waiting for us. We gotta get ready for our Weiter mission.
regenbogen Dash: I'm gonna get that bastard for having Celestia, and Luna killed.

Everyone in the pony Alliance was ready to fight Eggman's army.

Song: link

Sean: Eggman's army might have taken Ponyville, but we will get it back. We have a lot of airplanes, and skilled pilots here. Let's Zeigen them what we got.

55 Thunderbolts, and 41 Mustangs were taking flight out of Canterlot.

Eggman: Get those planes into the air!!
Nazis: *Flying their planes*
Dispatch Pony: How's everything up in the sky?
pony Alliance Pilot 3: No contact so far, wait a minute, I see something.
Sean: It's the Germans, and they got bombers. Hit them.
pony Pilots: *Shooting the Germans*
Wind & Master Sword: *Shooting the soldiers on the airbase*
regenbogen Dash: Those bombers are heading away from us.
Sean: They could be trying to hit Canterlot, stop them.
Germans: *Passing Canterlot*
pony Alliance Soldiers: *Shooting anti aircraft guns*
Germans: *Pass Canterlot, without dropping any bombs*
pony Alliance Soldier: They didn't attack.
Dispatch Pony: What direction are they heading?
pony Alliance Soldier: It looks like they're heading for the Crystal Empire.
pony Pilots: *Shooting down two fighters, and a bomber*
Sean: Nice one.
Eggman: *Angry* Metal Sonic, Twilight, there's a special plane I have made for myself, but it also fits two people. Care to Mitmachen me?
Metal Sonic: With pleasure.
Dispatch Pony: Attention all pilots, we believe the Krauts are heading for The Crystal Empire, we need to stop them before they reach their destination.
Sean: I copy, we're heading after those bombers now.
Wind: There's too many Nazis out here, we need to lose them before we go after those bombers.
Sean: I have a plan. All pilots, follow me.

They flew back to Canterlot.

Nazis: *Following Sean, and his team as they return fire*
Sean: Hang in there, we're almost there.
pony Alliance Soldiers: *Hiding the anti aircraft Pistolen with tarps, but they quickly pull them off, and shoot at the Nazis*
Nazi Pilots: *Turning around. Half of them are getting shot*
Wind: *Laughs*
Master Sword: Good thinking.
Sean: Now, on to the bombers. The other enemy pilots won't be following us anymore.

The bombers were in front of them. 70 planes were flying towards the bombers.

Nazi 19: Enemy pilots, behind us.
Nazi 359: Get the machine Pistolen set up.
Nazis: *Get machine Pistolen ready to attack their enemy*

Stop the song

Eggman: *Seeing his planes return from battle*
Nazis: *Land their planes*
Eggman: What is the meaning of this?!? Du have a bunch of airplanes to take down!
Nazis: Anti aircraft fire. We're not going back out there.
Eggman: Du are cowards! Luckily, Twilight Sparkle, and Metal Sonic are going with me to take them down. Are Du coming with us, oder not?
Nazi 46: What about the anti aircraft guns?
Eggman: Go around them!
Nazis: Oh. We didn't think of that.
Eggman: Now let's go!

Eggman's plane was just like any ordinary fighter, but his had a 50 caliber machine gun on each side. The left one was controlled Von Twilight, and the right one was controller Von Metal Sonic.

Song: link

Nazis: *Firing at Sean, and his teammates with 50 caliber machine guns*
Pony: *Gets hit, and crashes into an enemy bomber*
Sean: Only 47 left. *Shoots the back of one of the bombers until smoke starts to appear*
Nazi 34: *Losing altitude, and crashes into the ground. The plane continues to move, until it goes into a lake*
Wind: *Shoots down two bombers*
Nazis: We're dropping like flies! Where are you?
Eggman: Calm down, and continue to your destination. I will be there soon.
Metal Sonic: I will teach that grey hedgehog who he's messing with.
Twilight: And I'm gonna get revenge on my former friends. Friendship ain't magic anymore nigga!!!!!!!!
Metal Sonic: Seriously. Why did Du let her Mitmachen us again?
Eggman: She's much Mehr powerful than you, despite her constant annoying rants. Get your machine Pistolen ready, I'm going to start shooting down the enemies. *Shoots down Master Sword, and two Mehr ponies*
Master Sword: *Going down with the other two ponies*

Stop the song

regenbogen Dash: Master Sword, Du three okay?
Master Sword: Only one of us died, and I'm just glad it's not me.
Eggman: We will keep shooting down the enemy pilots until we find Sean. He is our oben, nach oben priority.
Metal Sonic: Yes doctor.
Sean: *Passing under the bombers, goes up, and turns around once he gets over them, and shoots at all of them as they pass under him*
Nazi: How the hell is he doing that?!
Eggman: I see him, above our bombers.
Twilight: *Aims his machine gun, and fires at Sean*
Sean: *Takes a few hits, and looks to his right* Eggman. *Turns around, and follows Eggman*
Twilight: Yo! We're being followed!!
Eggman: Then shoot him!
Metal Sonic: We're trying to aim at him, but our Pistolen aren't going far enough!
Sean: *Shoots Eggman's plane*
Eggman: *Turns right*
Sean: *Follows*
Metal Sonic: Almost there.
Sean: *Fires Mehr bullets*

They were now flying in circles.

Sean: Hey Dash, give me a hand with Eggman.
regenbogen Dash: On my way. *Turns around, and flies towards the battle*
Metal Sonic: *Fires the 50 caliber machine gun* He's still too far to the right!
Twilight: I can't even see him!!
Eggman: *Sees several bullets hit the window of the cockpit* Where did those come from? *Looks left, and sees regenbogen Dash* Another enemy, 9' O Clock.
Twilight: *Spots regenbogen Dash, and shoots at her*
regenbogen Dash: I'm taking heavy damage. *Goes down under the plane*
Sean: Stay behind me.
regenbogen Dash: *Gets behind Sean*
Sean: *Continues to feuer Mehr bullets* I'm going to run out of ammo soon. How much do Du have?
regenbogen Dash: Plenty to shoot down this son of a bitch.
Sean: How about it? *Turns to the right to get Mehr ammo for his plane*
regenbogen Dash: *Fires Mehr bullets at Eggman* He must have thick armor oder something, because he's taken a lot of damage, and isn't going down yet. *Goes up to gain altitude, then goes down, and fires bullets at the cockpit*
Eggman: *Nearly getting shot, but tilts the plane clockwise*
Metal Sonic: *Shoots regenbogen Dash's plane*
regenbogen Dash: Ah! *Sees smoke coming from her plane* I'm going down!!
Sean: *Looks at regenbogen Dash* That asshole's gonna pay when I get him.
Eggman: *Following Sean*
Sean: I gotta lose him. *Goes up towards the clouds*
Eggman: You're not gonna get any cover from up there. *Shoots Sean's plane*
Sean: *His plane stops working* Shit, I almost made it. *Gets his parachute, jumps out, and lands on the wing of Eggman's plane* This isn't what I had in mind.

Song: link

Eggman: *Starts to go down*
Sean: *Holding on*
Twilight: *Shoots off Sean's parachute*
Sean: *Goes towards Twilight, and grabs the gun*
Twilight: *About to feuer Mehr bullets*
Sean: *Takes the gun out of her grasp*
Twilight: Yo, let me have your gun!
Metal Sonic: Why?
Twilight: Man, it's a fuckin' emergency!!
Sean: *Shoots Twilight, and Metal Sonic*
Eggman: *Flying towards the pony Alliance as they continue to fight his bombers* I only have fifteen left. Let me help them finish off those pesky ponies.
Sean: *The plane is going too fast for him, and he falls off, landing on a tree* I'm not finished yet. *Shoots Eggman's plane with the gun he took from Twilight*
Eggman: *Losing altitude in his plane* My engines have failed! I'll make that grey hedgehog regret this, one way oder another!!

Stop the song

Sean: *Climbs down the tree*
regenbogen Dash: *Flies towards Sean* Hey.
Sean: You're okay.
regenbogen Dash: I heard on the radio that we took down all of those bombers.
Sean: I think I may have defeated Eggman. I don't know yet. I shot his plane a bunch of times with this machine gun, and I saw him lose altitude.
regenbogen Dash: *Hugs Sean, and kisses him*
Sean: And you're raising my altitude. *Kisses her*

As they continued to kiss, Wind and the other pilots of the pony Alliance flew over them.

The End

SeanTheHedgehog/WindWakerGuy430. Copyright 2015


So when Du hear the word RPG game (That’s two words, but screw it), most people would immediately follow that up with Final Fantasy. I really like the Final Fantasy franchise, despite having only played a small, small category of a massive franchise. And I want to talk about one of my Favoriten from the franchise, a true classic from the good old PS2 days, before Kingdom Hearts took all the glory, Final Fantasy X
Final Fantasy X follows what any other Final Fantasy game would follow, a teenager with a lot of emotional baggage. This one in particular being Tidus, oder whatever Du wanna...
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I did say that the first Devil May Cry wouldn’t be the last game in the franchise I spoke about on here. And what better game to continue talking about from the franchise than the very first Devil May Cry I talked about. And boy, did I remember hating this game when I first played it, but please let me explain.
So when I first bought this game along with the first Dead Rising game, I was excited, cause I only heard good things about Devil May Cry and Dante and all that, and when I got around to play the game, and was introduced to Nero, I thought, “Who the fuck is this asshole” and...
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Let’s talk edgy for a second. When something gets remade to a Mehr edgy thing, people usually hate it. Man of Steel was edgier Superman, and people hated it. Bomberman Act Zero was edgier Bomberman, and people hated it. DMC: Devil May Cry was edgier Devil May Cry, and it was still better than Devil May Cry 2, but people still hated it. But there is a case when edgier, oder in this case, darker, can be better. And that brings us to Twisted Metal: Black.
I never found joy in the older Twisted Metal games. Granted, I only played 1 and 4, and thought they weren’t too fun. But when I got...
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So, playing straße Fighter II in the arcades, sickest thing in the world. Tossing in quarters and beating everyone else who thought they were hot shit in straße Fighter was the most fun. But I always wanted Mehr from straße Fighter II. And straße Fighter III: Third Strike feels better, but I have sadly not played enough of that game to have it on the list. But, I do have something just as good as Third Strike? Is it better, I dunno, but damn, is it good.
My older brother, when he was tired of his 360 and passed it down to me, didn’t tell me that inside of it was a digital download of...
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Wow, what a heel turn, am I right? I made an Artikel a few months back talking shit about David Cage and his games, and yet I start this whole event off with a David Cage game. But before I shoot myself in the balls, let’s talk about this. It has been five years since I first joined this website, and I am still going strong today. And so, to celebrate five years of being here, I want to make this series, giving a sort of review, oder Mehr rather, a Liste of my oben, nach oben 100 Favorit games ever. Of all time. And we are starting with Detroit: Become Human… A David Cage game… All credibility...
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posted by Windwakerguy430
Wind: (Sits on a plane, as he see’s people watching nothing but romantic comedies on the plane)


Wind: (Sits on a bus, as he hears people constantly looking around, playing Chokaman Move.


Wind: (Walks down the sidewalk, seeing the streets lined with protesters against Ronald Dump victory in the election)


Wind: (Walks onto the campus of Clearwater University) Oh boy, not even on campus yet, and I already feel like this place is gonna be just like Eastwood. At least I’ll feel right at home


College Administrator: You’ve got what it takes, kid. You’ve got talent, determination, and lots of guts....
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Song: link

Saten Twist: Who wants to take a look at my new chain saw?
Tim: *Points his gun at Saten Twist* Sir, put the chain saw down.
Saten Twist: What for?
Tim: Du killed four other ponies with it.
Orion: I can't go one Minute without being interrupted.
Tim & Saten Twist: Sorry.
Tim: *Arrests Saten Twist*
Orion: Our final two shows for the night are...

On The Block - Rated TV-PG13
Gran Turismo - Rated TV-PG

Orion: Enjoy.

Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are Friends live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering*...
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posted by Windwakerguy430
Sonic: Huh… I wonder what this speed boost does (Steps on the boost and is launched down the street) Wow! I can go extra fast! Hmmm.
(1 Stunde Later)
Sonic: (Sets up an entire set of speed boosts) Alright, let’s go (Steps on the speed boosts and runs super fast, but soon ends up running too fast) (Sonic runs down the street)
Tails: Hey, So- (Sonic runs past him, tearing off Tails’s flesh and leaving his bones)
Sonic: (Runs down the street, destroying vehicles and buildings) (Sonic runs around the entire world multiple times in seconds, destroying cities and killing millions) (Sonic finally...
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For those of Du wondering what I think the greatest game of 2015 was, since everyone on the planet seems to be talking about it, I would have to say that the best game of that Jahr had to be the groundbreaking masterpiece….. Alone in the Dark: Illumination. Oh, and Undertale was a great game to. So, since I obviously can’t review Illumination, we will just have to go with Undertale, as requested Von Alinah_09. So, let us not waste anymore time (Then again, you’re Lesen a review Von me)
Undertale is a game created Von Toby Fox, who also worked on….. Uh….. All I know is that he worked...
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posted by Windwakerguy430
~Story~

In 2275, Earth has become known as the NightLight Planet, as Amethyst City’s thousands of neon signs makes the city extremely bright, making it almost as bright as the sun. This became a beacon for other races on other planets to find Earth and see it’s culture and people. This soon lead to the discovery of alien life on other planets, and it was soon revealed that aliens behave like humans do, with well paying jobs, a perfect economy, a justice system, and similar reproduction methods. However, like humans, some aliens were involved in gang violence, robbery, trafficking, and assassinations....
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Quite some time later.

Rick, Daryl and Oscar sneaked into Woodbury, but first they had to sneak past a guy in his own house.

Rick, in a rare moment of intelligence, had an idea saying "I have a quarter in my pocket.. Maybe if I throw it, he might go investigate the noise and we could sneak away.. Not even use violence".

"Good idea.. Quick Rick. Reach into your pocket" Daryl insisted.

Rick reached into his pocket, but forgotten his own idea as he sagte "I don't know where your going with this".

Rick pulled an out quarter out of his pocket.

"Hey! A quarter!" Rick cried happily.

"Quick Rick, Throw it...
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Du died…. What else do Du want. Du just died… Okay, fine. Du then met me, God, of course. Who else is going to narrate this story? Anyway, Du came to me and said, “Who are you”?
I said, “I am God”?
And Du said, “So… you’re Sonic.EXE”.
And I said, “... You’re a special kind of stupid”.
And Du just sat there like a moron. Anyway, I then said, “Well, anyway, I am the actual God, the creator of the world, and so on and so forth. And you’re dead. Du got in a bad car accident. Smashed your ribs, which mutilated Du from the inside. Real gross. Blood everywhere. The...
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posted by Canada24
Well.. That's all I got for the story. So.. Here's a BEST OF RICK:

RICK: (first time seeing zombie) My god.. SHE'S SO DRUNK!

RICK: (to Merle while chaining him to pipe) I'm saving you. From yourself.. Look here Merle. When Du been a "stripper" as long as I have Du know when Du met a bad egg.. And your a bad egg.

RICK: (sees the horse he was ridding get eaten and begins freaking out Von Schauspielen like a gorilla).

RICK: The kid needs surgery on his leg.

RANDELL: But I'm fin-

RICK: (shoots Randell in the kneecap) See.. It's getting worse.

RICK: Von Morgan, hope Du never try to kill me in the future.

FUTURE:...
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Detective Smith: The London Homicide series 1-5

Episode 1: The Blood Bandit


January 4th 12:32 PM London Train Station

The large train came to a halt at the railroad in the town. The weather was dark and cloudy, as it was mostly these days. Joseph, a young scholar onboard the train, exited it. He examined the station, and looked around. It was a very quiet and quite dull area. Not much seemed to happen, as people walked off and headed to for their destinations. Joseph let out a sigh and walked over to a man wearing a oben, nach oben hat, with an odd looking moustache.
Joseph said, “Excuse me, sir, do you...
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Now, I Liebe Red Dead Redemption. It has an amazing open world, lots of activities to do, and a large amount of colorful characters. However, there is one character shrouded in mystery. So mysterious that he is only known as the Stranger.
Now, with an odd character like the Stranger, there were many theories that came up of who he is. There are many theories, but the highest three are that the Stranger is Death, Satan, oder God. Now, here's what I think. He is not Death, because well, Death only wants to take people to the Weiter life, nothing else. So, the fact of him being Death is invalid.
But,...
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Now, let’s talk about Resident Evil….. I Liebe Resident Evil. I Liebe them almost all of them. I Liebe the first one, the second, the third, especially the fourth, Code Veronica, Zero, Revelations one and two, and even Umbrella Chronicles. Resident Evil 5 and 6 were stupid in my eyes, though. And don’t get me started on Operation Raccoon City. But, with that said, there are still great Resident Evil games. And if there is one good thing about them all, it’s the monsters in them. Resident Evil has many great monsters, even the bad ones. And today, I want to share with Du all the monsters...
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Du know what trend I’m getting kinda tired of? The whole “Princess has been kidnapped, go save her”. I’m not an extremist feminist, but the whole princess thing is kinda getting old. So, naturally, I felt the best thing to do was to make a Liste of the oben, nach oben ten best. So, the rules for this Liste are as followed. Only from games that I have played, and only one game per franchise. So, with all of that sagte and done, let us start the list

#10: Princess Daphne from Dragon’s Lair



Okay…….. This is a bit hard to get behind. What, in the name of god, is this princess wearing. I mean…...
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Scrappy Doo
Hey, everyone. Windwakerguy430 here… and I did some looking around. After my oben, nach oben Ten Hated Characters in Cartoons and my oben, nach oben Ten Hated Characters in Anime lists, I noticed that there are a LOT Mehr hated characters in Cartoons and anime. So, I decided to make another list. The rules are simple. Rule 1, The characters have to be from shows I watched. Rule 2, only one character per show. Rule 3, I will try to add as little Anime characters as I can. And Rule 4, no characters from past lists. With that, lets start.

#15: Scrappy Doo fro, Scooby Doo - Wow, the most hated character on other peoples...
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Alright, everyone, after getting a feel for the game and after being able to experience it at my own Friends home, and after hundreds of Youtubers have played it, and after many old Fans are still angry over it despite them wanting the franchise to go back to their horror roots, I will be talking about Capcom’s new horror game. It may have taken a long time to get to it, and it may have made people saltier than the Pacific Ocean, but it’s finally time I talk about this game. Let us all take a look at the return to horror game, Resident Evil 7: Biohazard



So as Du can see, this game...
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I remember when I was a kid, my older brother had the original Animal Crossing on the Gamecube, and I thought it looked like a Babys toy. What is this? This ain’t Smash Melee. Get this outta my face. But now, as someone who got to experience the joy through Animal Crossing: New Leaf, I now understand perfectly. Oh, and also, yes, I did Suchen up Animal Crossing porn for that joke. And it sure as shit wasn’t worth it.
Animal Crossing New Leaf follows the villager, you, as he goes to whatever town Du want to call it. Call it Bonerland, call it Fortnite, call it Yabba-Dab, whatever....
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