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Percy: It may be for a brief moment, but I am glad to be back.
Thomas: Me too.
Sean: Du think you'll be back?
Thomas: I know we won't be back in time for season 3.
Percy: Maybe in season 4, oder 5.
S.B: It would be nice to see Du again. S.B here, and we're going to Zeigen Du Mehr episodes from The Adventures of Thomas & Friends. Enjoy.

Episode 15

The Little Engine That Could

One Tag at the wharf, Mr. Percival recieved a letter from Sir Robert Norramby. He wanted an engine from the Narrow Gauge Railway to pull a train to Ulfstead Castle. Sir Robert Norramby asked for visitors, coal, cables, some letters from his friends, and family, and nails.

"We need to get this train set up right away." Mr. Percival told one of the workmen, "Find an engine to get the job done, and quickly."

"Right away sir." sagte the workman. The only engine in the wharf was Makenzie, and she was shunting cars for the other engines. "Mr. Percival has a job for you." He told her, "Please meet him at the depot."

"Yes sir." sagte Makenzie. She went to a turntable, and went to the depot to collect her train. "Makenzie, I need Du to get two coaches, a coal car, a flat car, a mail car, and a boxcar." sagte Mr. Percival. "Sir Robert Norramby has a Liste of things he needs at the castle."

"Yes sir." sagte Makenzie, and she went to collect the cars she needed for her train. Once she got them, she waited at the depot to have her cars loaded up. The passengers got on board, the freight was loaded, and the conductor climbed into the caboose.

Now Makenzie is capable of pulling trains that weigh 12,000 pounds. Her train weighed 11,815 pounds, so it would be difficult for her to start.

"All aboard." sagte the conductor as he waved his green flag. "All aboard." Replied Makenzie as she blew her whistle. She tried to pull the train, but her wheels slipped a quarter of a way, then stopped. At her Sekunde attempt of pulling the train, her wheels did the same thing. On her third attempt, her wheels spun very quickly, and went around forty times. She tried five Mehr times, then she got it moving. "Woohoo!" Shouted Makenzie in excitement, as her wheels slipped fiercely while moving out of the depot.

It was a long way from the Wharf to Ulfstead Castle. She would arrive at the schloss Von nightfall. However, every signal she passed was green. "Hello Makenzie" sagte Duke who was resting in a siding with the picnic. "Hello Duke." sagte Makenzie.

Shortly after Makenzie passed, Sir Handle stopped Von him. "Hi Granpuff. Did Du see that train Makenzie was pulling?"

"Yes. That train looks very heavy for her."

"It makes Du feel lucky not to pull heavy trains like that in your old age, eh granpuff?"

"Ah, shut up." Scolded Duke, and as soon as his signal turned green, he puffed out of his siding.

Meanwhile, Mr. Percival was talking about the same thing with Sir Robert Norramby.

"I hope you're bringing the supplies to me safely." sagte Robert. "I am indeed." Replied Mr. Percival, "But I am concerned about the engine pulling the train."

"Whatever for?" Wondered Robert.

"It's Makenzie. She's not good at pulling heavy trains, and I'm afraid she'll get stuck on the hügel to your castle."

"Not a problem. I'll have Millie help her get up."

Night came, and with it was a full moon. Makenzie soon started to go up the hügel to Ulfstead Castle. However, Millie broke down, and wasn't able to help her get up. Makenzie's wheels started to slip as she went up the hill, and her driver said, "It's a long way up. Can Du do it?"

Makenzie told her driver, "For Mr. Percival, I think I can."

She continued to say I think I can as her wheels slipped going up the hill. They got closer to the top, and her wheels spun faster. Her speed decreased, and so did her saying, "I think I can." Once she got to the top, her wheels stopped slipping as she put in a lot of effort pulling the rest of her train up the hill. "I thought I could, I thought I could." Makenzie puffed to herself, "Woohoo!" Then, she stopped at the platform, and the workers unloaded her train, while the visitors got off.

"Well done Makenzie." sagte Sir Robert Norramby, "I'm pleased that Du got the visitors, and supplies here on time. Now, I have another job for you."

Makenzie was exhausted, but she couldn't refuse the job, "What is it?"

"Take Millie to the steamworks. Unfortunately she broke down."

The End.

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Logan's Heroes

Sir Tophamm Hat ordered a new engine on the Island of Sodor. His name was Logan.

Sir Tophamm Hat: Everyone, say hello to Logan.
Engines: Hello Logan.
Logan: Hi everyone. It's really great to meet you.

Even though most of the engines sagte hello to Logan, they had their doubts, because of the way he looked.

Gordon: He looks too much like a diesel.
James: He's probably a diesel in disguise.
Henry: Duh, what's a disguise?
Gordon: A disguise is something Du wear to prevent others from recognizing you.
Henry: Cool. I'm going to get one of those now. *Leaves the sheds*
Sir Tophamm Hat: With Henry gone, Du may take his berth Logan.
Logan: Thank Du sir.
Gordon: *Glares at Logan as he backs up into the berth Weiter to him*
Logan: Hello. What's your name?
Gordon: Why should I tell you?
James: Du can pretend to be nice to us all Du want, but we're watching Du buddy.
Logan: I'm not pretending. I really want to be your friends.
James: Yeah right.
Gordon: Diesel.

Logan's feelings were hurt. Because of his appearance, James, and Gordon thought he was a spy for the diesels, and didn't want anything to do with him.

The Weiter morning, Thomas, and Percy talked to him at the yards.

Thomas: We heard those mean things Gordon, and James sagte to Du yesterday.
Percy: We like Du no matter what Du look like.
Logan: Thanks Du two.
Thomas: You're welcome. What did Du say your name was?
Logan: Logan.
Thomas: Nice to meet Du Logan. I'm Thomas, and this is Percy.
Percy: Pleased to meet you.
Logan: I'm pleased to meet the both of you. You're very nice engines.
Percy: Thank you.
Thomas: I have to go now. I must run my branchline, and Annie, and Clarabel will be worried if I don't Zeigen up soon. *Puffs away*
Percy: And I have to take some coal cars to the Scientific Research Facility.
Logan: I have to take some fuel there. May I follow Du since I don't know where the facility is?
Percy: Of course.

So Percy collected his coal cars, and went to the Scientific Research Facility. Logan followed with his fuel cars close behind.

Meanwhile, Diesel 10 had an idea on how to stop the steam engines on the Island of Sodor.

Diesel 10: We must eliminate the coal supply on this island!
Splatter: Well how are we gonna do that sir?
Dodge: Yeah. That's impossible.
D261: We might as well just give up.
Diesel 10: Oh no we won't! We're gonna keep fighting until diesels dominate this island. Capture as many steam engines as Du can.
Diesel: Du heard him, let's do it!

Arry, and Bert went to capture Rosie, and James.

Diesel teamed up with Splatter, and Dodge to capture Adam, and Emily.

D199 lured Henry towards Diesel 10 with a freight car that smelled like Schokolade chip cookies.

D199: That's right Henry, keep following the freight car with cookies.
Henry: *Following D199* I like Schokolade chip cookies.

D261 got Lady, Duck, and Oliver, and the others got Gordon.

Diesel 10: Good work everyone. Du captured nine steamies.
Dodge: Right.
Splatter: But Du mentioned something about eliminating their coal supply.
Diesel 10: Oh yes. We will go to the scientific research facility for that. oder at least I will. The rest of Du must make sure these engines don't escape.
Gordon: Du better let us escape, oder you're in trouble!
Rosie: We'll get out of here whether Du go easy on us, oder not!
Henry: *Going kreuz eyed* Duh, I never got my cookies.
James: Who cares?!
Henry: I do.
Pinchy: *Takes coal from Emily's tender*
Duck: What are Du going to do?
Diesel 10: I'm taking this coal to be analysed Von a computer. Once it's finished being analysed, I will have all of the coal on this island, ELIMINATED!! *Laughs*
Lady: Who's going to save us now?
Oliver: They didn't capture Thomas, and Percy.
Rosie: Donald, and Douglas are still here.
Henry: Duh, when do I get a Schokolade chip cookie?
Others: BE QUIET!!

Meanwhile at Sodor's Scientific Research Facility

Percy & Logan: *Arrive with their trains*
Logan: Ah, that was a good run.
Percy: Yes it was. I like pulling trains here.
Diesel 10: *Arrives* Ah hello Percy. *Looks at Logan* I see you're outnumbered two to one.
Percy: Excuse me?
Diesel 10: Two diesels, and one steamy. Make sure he doesn't escape. I have to do something.

He was moving forward, but he quickly felt something pulling him backwards.

Diesel 10: What the?!
Thomas: *Has his brakes on, preventing Diesel 10 from going* Get out of here Du two, and head to the diesel works! They need your help down there!
Percy & Logan: *Leaving*
Diesel 10: *Pushing Thomas* I'll get Du derailed puffball.
Thomas: *Moves backwards as fast as he can*
Diesel 10: *Realizing he is still coupled on to Thomas* Ah!!! Slow down!!!
Thomas: No thanks. I Liebe going really fast. One time I even broke the sound barrier. I remember that one time two years ago, I was pulling some chemical cars, and I derailed. The chemicals splashed all over me, and got into my system. Then, I got the power to brakes the sound barrier Von going fast.
Diesel 10: *Very angry* Stop talking!!!!!!!
Thomas: *Uncouples from Diesel 10, and goes faster onto another track. He then goes forward*
Diesel 10: Wait. What? *Crashes into a set of buffers*

Inside the Diesel Works

Logan: *Arrives with Percy*
Splatter: Hey. Who are you?
Gordon: *Sees Logan* Oh great! It's that new engine, and he captured Percy.
James: I knew we shouldn't have trusted him.
Logan: Hi. I brought in a prisoner.
D261: Thank you.
Logan: You're.. *Pushes D261* Welcome!
D261: Aahhhhh! *Runs into Arry, and Bert. The three diesels are derailed*
Percy: Everyone get out of here, now!
Gordon: All steamies follow me! *Leaving diesel works*
James: *Behind Gordon* We're almost out of here.
D199: *Blocking the tracks that lead out of the diesel works* I don't think so.
Thomas: *Pulls D199 out of the way* But I do.

All of the steam engines were escaping.

D199: This is not supposed to happen!!
Thomas: Yes it is. *Uncouples from D199, and leaves*

Back at Tidmouth Sheds, Sir Tophamm Hat heard about everything that happened.

James: If it weren't for Logan, we'd be stuck at the Diesel Works forever.
Duck: He is our hero.
Logan: Thanks everyone. Thomas, and Percy, Du are my heroes. Du helped me when everyone else made fun of me, and for that, I thank you.
Thomas & Percy: You're welcome.

The End

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S.B: Thanks for watching our season 2 finale. We'll be back on March 9th, 2019. Goodbye, and enjoy your summer.
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This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - regenbogen Dash
Edward Richtofen from Call Of Duty: Black Ops - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland Zeigen - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - applejack

Now, let's begin with the intro

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Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
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WARNING: These songs will make you wish you were never born. Seriously, if you think you know bad songs, you haven't seen anything yet.
Music! :D One of the most well-known types of media out there and I'd be telling the most BS lie in the world if I sagte I hated it. Musik is a wonderful thing that we can listen do at practically anytime we want for a little Mehr entertainment and drastically increases our mood, no matter what the situation.

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And then there's THOSE songs. The ones that make others wish they didn't exist. These toxic melodies aren't just bad, oh no. They're god-awful. An insult to humanity. These despicable songs should be burned in the flames of Hell.

Whether Du like them oder not, Du have to admit...
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Du know, I'm pretty sure we all have those shows out there that we know exist and even sometimes know are really good, but just refuse to watch. And that's what this Liste is about.

The Anime on this Liste are all Anime that I was originally going to check out and even finish, but I either gave up on it oder just stopped.

And yes, a few of these shows I did actually watch to a certain point, and I know that's kind of cheating for this list, but it's my list, so SHUT UP! =D

#5. One Piece

Let me start off this entry Von saying that I Liebe comedy anime. And honestly, what can I even say about it? It's...
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Cliches. I absolutely DESPISE cliches. It shows that the writers are too lazy to come up with anything original, and IT TICKS ME OFF.

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BUT there are those cliches that Du just can't help but love. Whether it's because they're cool, funny, oder downright awesome, Du just can't resist loving the crap out of them! And it's no wonder they never seem to leave.

My name is Jared, and today we're counting down My oben, nach oben 10 Anime Cliches!

#10. Deserved Slapstick

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This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - regenbogen Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland Zeigen - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - applejack

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Rainbow Dash: *Walking along the streets of Pornstarville*
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Rainbow Dash: Hi there.
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This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - regenbogen Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland Zeigen - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - applejack

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This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - regenbogen Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland Zeigen - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - applejack

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Announcer: LEGEND OF ZELDA: WIND WAKER HD!!! (Not caring) It’s pretty
Narrator: Evil guy came, hero killed him, he left, evil guy came back, killed everyone. GAMEPLAY TIME!
Aryl: Happy birthday brother
Link: It’s not my birthday
Aryl: It is now
Link: If Du say so
(Later)
Grandma: Fuck Du Link. Now takes these clothes and get out of my site
Link: I hate clothes
(Later)
Link: I hate telescopes (Looks through it and sees the Postman) I hate postmen (Looks up to see a giant bird) I hate birds (Drops girl into forest) I hate girls falling to their deaths in the woods…. Oh, and I hate references to...
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Songs. What can be sagte about music. It has been around for ages. From the beauty of Classical music, to the new generation of Jazz, to the godly Classic Rock, to the new age Dubste- NO! THAT IS NOT MUSIC!!! JUST FUCKING NO!!! However, we all listen to songs, but, what we don’t know at times is that… what are the singers actually singing. Sure, some of us know the lyrics, but, then there are songs that have lyrics that are really dark. But, when they are added to such happy tunes, they are just so… crazy. So, I decided to Zeigen Du all the oben, nach oben Ten Songs that have darkest lyrics. Enjoy....
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Medley: (Touching Link’s hair)
Link: Will Du stop that
Medley: But I can’t help it
Link: Well, Du better try and help it, otherwise, I’ll cut off your head
Tetra: No Du won’t
Link: (Angrily) No I won’t
(Later, at Forest Haven)
Link: Oh, not these annoying hippy bastards
Tetra: Oh, they can’t be that ba-
Great Deku Tree: Oh, Link, it is good to see Du again
Tetra: AHH
Link: Told you
Great Deku Tree: Calm down, little one, no need to wor-
Tetra: Stay the fuck away from me, Du creep
Great Deku Tree: Goodness you’re rude.
Link: Yeah, try having her drag Du around like a dog.
Great Deku Tree:...
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Link: Okay, so, who is the Weiter helpless idiot we need to help
Tetra: Well, the Weiter person on the Liste is a girl named Maggie.
Link: Go on
Tetra: Well, she is a rich girl and-
Link: Stop right there. That's all I needed to hear. If she's rich, she must be beautiful
Tetra: Uh, Link, I don't think Du should-
Link: Shut up, you're not fucking me over like last time
(Later, at the House of Wealth)
Link: Okay, so, where can we find Maggie
Maggie's Father: Oh, hello. How can I help you
Link: Hey, I am here to help your daughter
Maggie's Father: Yeah, who cares? Why don't Du help me? I need Du to go and...
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Link: Oh, fucking finally. I thought we'd never get off that piece of shit island.
Tetra: Yeah, I mean, what kind of rewards were that
Link: Glad Du see it my way
Tetra: And all it took was your constant bitching to convince me so it would shut Du the hell up
Link: It's not bitching, it's complaining
Tetra: Whatever, there is the Weiter island
Link: Isn't that the Forsaken Fortress
Tetra: Yeah, so what
Link: Isn't there like, hundreds of monsters, there
Tetra: Yeah, but Du have a sword
Link: Hmm. Good point. So, what do I need to do
Tetra: Just fight some ghost to the death
Link: Can, and most certainly,...
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Okay, so, when Du think of violent video games, where Du kill civilians and police officers, some people think of Grand Theft Auto, oder Saints Row. Well, those are good choices, but, those actually have objectives, where Du don't really kill either of them. But, is there a game where Du go and murder innocent people, with no rhyme oder reason. Well, that's what this game has done. This game, which has been deemed the most violent game ever... is Hatred... Hold on to your seats, everyone. This may be too much.
So, the purpose of this game is that Du play as a Rob Zombie Look-A-Like, who hates...
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Hello, everyone, and welcome to Windwakerguy430's Death Sentence- I mean, oben, nach oben Ten Overrated Anime of All Time. Now, let me get one thing clear. When I say overrated, I don't hate it. I just feel it gets Mehr praise then it deserves. Unless I say point blank that I hate it, then I hate it. Okay. Then, lets start the list

10: Pokemon - Now, this one really hurts me to put on the list, and unlike the other ones that hurts to put on this list, this is probably the most painful, as Pokemon is my most Favorit Anime of all time. I Liebe this anime. It has some good comedy and the characters are wonderful...
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Nate: (Smashes a zombies head in with a bat) (Stops) Hold on. Now, if you're going to get any idea of what is going on, I think its best that we start from the beginning
(July 12th... One Tag from Outbreak)
Nate: (Sleeping in bed) (Alarm clock rings and wakes him up) (Gets out of bed)
Chris: (Watching television)
Nate: (Walks in wearing a store uniform) Chris, when did Du wake up
Chris: Oh. I never slept
Nate: I see....... Anyway, I'm going to get to work, okay. Du just do... Whatever
Chris: Yep
Nate: (Walks out of the house)
Chris: (Keeps watching TV)

(10:00 AM.... 18 Hours Until Outbreak)
Nate: (Standing...
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Medli: Oh, damn, I've been trying to genetically create Link Von using that blood sample. Maybe I need a seaman sample as well. Perhaps I can seduce him to- Wait, if I did that then why would I need to create this clone of his in the first place
Link: Hey, Medli
Medli: Link. You've returned. I knew you'd come back for-
Link: Yeah, whatever. Listen, I need to find some psychotic bird human hybrid, and Du fit that position well, so, come on
Medli: Wait, what would my father think
Link: I already talked to him
(Flashback)
Link: And that's why I need your daughter
Postman King: But can't Du just take...
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