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posted by Windwakerguy430
Wind: (Sitting in auditorium) What’s going on
Cody: Didn’t anyone tell you
Wind: I ignore everyone. I wasn’t trying to listen
Cody: There was this group of people came to tell us about how smoking is bad
Wind: Don’t those after school specials already do that…. Probably better?
Cody: Oh, how bad could it be
(Loud dubstep plays)
Speaker: Yo, what’s up, whities, and a few of my-
Zufällig Black Man: Niggas
Speaker: We had to pay him so we had someone to say the N word. Now, let us tell Du all about something. Cigarettes are not cool. Du ever see those people who think they are so cool. Here’s an idea, smokers. Y U NO STOP!
Wind: What the fuck?
Speaker: I’m telling you, whities and-
Zufällig Black Man: Niggas
Speaker: If Du smoke, you’ll just look like this (Holds up a flat plank of wood). All thin and outta shape, when non-smokers look like this (A group of girls come and start twerking on stage)
Wind: I think I’m going to vomit a kidney
Cody: Wind, I’m scared.
Speaker: So, all Du whities and-
Zufällig Black Man: Niggas
Speaker: Think before Du pick up that cigarette and light it up. Otherwise, you’ll be unhealthy and not cool. ERMAHGERD! How terrible! Isn’t that right, cat
Cat: (Gives a shocked expression)
Wind: I literally want to fucking die right now
Speaker: Yeah, that’s right. So, let us promote the Hashtag Stop Smoking, right kids
(All the students look in terror)

Students: (All buy cigarettes and start smoking and coughing)
Cody: (Lights large cigar) Oh god, I think I’m getting cancer
Wind: (Sticks five lit cigarettes in his mouth) Cody, I think that entire speech already gave us cancer

Every year, five anti-smoking advertisements give over 10,000 Americans lung cancer. We must stop these advertisements before it’s too late. Seriously, just tell your children not to smoke, parents, so we can avoid crap like this.
With the announcement of Resident Evil: Umbrella Corps coming, I am sure all of us Resident Evil players had the same reaction of “ ……… meh”. After the disasters that was Resident Evil: Operation Raccoon City, Resident Evil 6, that piece of shit Resident Evil 5, and Resident Evil: Reve- Well, okay, Revelations was pretty good- There hasn’t been much good Resident Evil games lately. So much in fact, that it made me want to play a good Resident Evil game… And what better one to play than the one that has been deemed the best in the series, and for good reason, Resident Evil 4. More...
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Back when I was in middle school, I wasn’t known for having a whole lot of Friends my own age. It’s not like I had no Friends in general around that time, it’s just that I didn’t have as much as most kids my age did. I was mostly friendly with the teachers, however. I was always able to respect them and they respected me. I remember always visiting my old elementary school on the last Friday of each month. These teachers were just so friendly, and I could tell they were all happy to see me. However, there were a few times when I ran into a teacher that was…. not so happy to see me....
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During my parent's temporary split-up, I was living with my mother at her grandmother’s house. The reason for this is because my dad lived in Middletown. And OH BOY, let me tell you, there is no worse place to live in in the south-eastern side of this Ohio than Middletown. The town was always dirty, there were decrepit neighborhoods everywhere. Gang members were always driving around, prostitutes would come out on the evening like Happy Stunde for HIV carriers, and there was at least one gun fired a day. Hell, one gun feuer was a good Tag in Middletown, because you’ll realize that the hospital...
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posted by Windwakerguy430
Wind: (Walking down hall when a girl bumps into him) Damn it, what where you’re going
Girl: Du watch where you’re going
Wind: ……. Who are Du anyway
Girl: I am Amanda. I am the leader of the book club-
Wind: Stopped caring (Starts walking off)
Amanda: Hey, what do Du say we ditch class and have some fun
Wind: Du had me at ditch class
(Later, at a bowling alley)
Wind: So, when does the fun start
Amanda: Oh, silly. It started hours Vor
Wind: Oh… (Sarcastic) Guess I missed that part
Amanda: Hey, can I ask Du a favor
Wind: If I say no, will you-
Amanda: Great, I need Du to do something...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Running from Chicacolt to San Franciscolt is a railroad called the Union Pacific. It's the largest railroad in the United States, and is run Von thousands of ponies. This is the story of some of those ponies that run the rails, aka railroading.

Episode 1: New worker

Cheyenne, July 26, 1950

Coffee Creme: *walking on platform*
Orion: Hey, are Du the new feuer mare?
Coffee Creme: Yes.
Orion: Alright, you're working with another pony on that passenger train. You're going to Las Pegasus. Good luck on your first day.
Coffee Creme: Thanks *walks to engine*
Hawkeye: Hi, Du must be my new feuer mare....
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Link: So, what's the Weiter place we need to go to
Tetra: We need to head to Lenzo's Pictograph Shop to help him out with his desire.
Link: Why do I give a shit about what he desires
Tetra: If we help him, he'll give us stuff
Link: Du had me at stuff
(Later, in Pictograph Shop)
Lenzo: (With shaky voice) Hey, young boy, I need your help
Link: As long as stuff is involved, I will
Lenzo: Listen, I'm a creeper, and I like to... take pictures of everyone in town, but, I am under house arrest, so, I need Du to go and take pictures of everyone.
Link: So, your telling me to help a creepy psycho Von taking pictures...
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posted by Windwakerguy430
Rebecca: (On roof with Chuck) Okay, now, lets go over it again. Who are we looking for
Chuck: TK
Rebecca: And why are we looking for him
Chuck: To prove to the world he was the one who started the outbreak
Rebecca: Good. Now, do not forg- (One Stunde later)
Chuck: So, who are we looking for
Rebecca: I thought I told Du not to- (Sees helicopter) There he is
Chuck: Ah ha. I see him. We better go stop him, huh
Rebecca: What;s this we stuff. Your going to fight him, and I'm gonna watch
Chuck: Your always so helpful (Smiles)
(Later)
Chuck (In elevator with Rebecca) Get behind me (Elevator door opens to see...
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Hello, everyone. And, I give Du the last of my rants, for now at least. But, for now, lets go over the third rant of things that bug me in this world.

Bed Bugs - Yet another one of God’s mistakes. Though, unlike birds, these fucking things just don’t know when to fuck off. These things have no purpose to exist other than to suck your blood and invade your home. It’s as if they’re a bunch of aliens from outer Weltraum stealing your blood to use for testing… but, that’s a little too much. But, seriously, they come into your house, drink your blood, and leave the ugliest set of marks...
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posted by Canada24
Rick and Shane took an hogtied Randell with them to on thir trip that ended up taking them to an abandoned Public Works Station, 18 miles away from the the farm house.

At one point Randell admitted that he went to school with Maggie.

Shane snapped and punched him square in the nose.

"Oh, was that your nose? Cause I'm pretty sure that was your nose?" Shane mocked.

"Your crazy!" Randell cried.

"I'm not crazy! (takes out his classic pistol and points it at Randell) THIS IS CRAZY!" Shane screamed, as his eyes twitched from his growing insanity.

Rick, seeing the kids fear, insured Randell that Shane wasn't...
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Today, we will be talking about Tro------ Sorry, Tro--------- Ahem..... We'll be looking at Trolls, OH!!! So, before lets look at the Trolls history.
Back then, trolls were everywhere. However, there wasn't a picture at all of what a Troll looked like. So, when a Deviant Art user made this, it soon got famous. However, the Trollface didn't truly become famous until a comic titles Cool Face was created. Since then, this face has been the Trolls trademark.
A Troll face is usually used to Zeigen a character who gets enjoyment out of annoying others. It has been used in many Rage Comics and has even gone to us cartoon and movie characters.
Now, for the final score. The final score for Trollface is a Fail. Honestly. It's a Troll Trademark. What were Du guys expecting. With that I will see Du all Weiter time
Now here is a fanfiction that is able to fuck it up, when they thought we could actually catch a fucking break. The fanfic is known as wolke Mows the Lawn.
This is a fanfiction based off Final Fantasy 7. And if Du know me, you'd know that Final Fantasy 7 is one of my Favorit games of all time, so how could they fuck this fanfic up. Oh, trust me, you'll find out in just a minute. So, it starts with wolke mowing the lawn and Tifa watching. Apparently, they married after the events of FF7, which is odd, because I thought Aries was Clouds loves interest.
So, Tifa keeps talking about wolke looking...
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#200: Beginner Race (Marble Madness)
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#199: Peril (Halo 2)
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#198: Dart’s Theme (Legend of Dragoon)
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#197: The Wind is Calling (Xenogears)
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#196: Into the Wilderness (Wild Arms)
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#195: Gangster TV (Gex 3: Deep Cover Gecko)
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#194: Go Straight (Streets of Rage)
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#193: Staff Roll (Super Mario Land 2: Six Golden Coins)
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#192: Boss Theme (Rocket Knight Adventures)
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#191: wiege (Goldeneye 007)
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#190: Radical Highway Classic (Sonic Generations 3DS)
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#189: Mute City (F-Zero)
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#188: Conclusion (Guilty Gear)
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#187: N. Sanity strand (Crash Bandicoot)
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#186: Soviet Connection...
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Du know what I can’t fucking stand? All these Jeff the Killer ripoffs. Jane the Killer, Nina the Killer, Jenn the Killer, Jenny the Killer. Killer this. Killer that. ARE Du FUCKING KIDDING?! What is it with the emotional teenage girls liking this pathetic little hündin of a serial killer. He’s not even attractive, unless Du find someone who just got done tounging a weedwhacker attractive. And his story is fucking awful, so why do people like this pale little shit so much to the point where there are ripoffs. And no, the ripoffs are just as bad. A perfect example is this one I am reading...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - regenbogen Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland Zeigen - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - applejack

Now, let's begin. regenbogen Dash was with Fluttershy in a parking lot full of Buicks.

Rainbow Dash: Now, what have we learned?
Fluttershy: Nothing.
Rainbow Dash: No! We learned something.
Fluttershy: Lots of control.
Rainbow Dash: Good.
Fluttershy: Screaming, and hollering.
Rainbow Dash: Yes, and most importantly...
Fluttershy:...
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So, there is only one last Bong Chong Dong story. The last one. Will this one be better than the first, oder will it be just as bad as the second. Only one way to find out.
So, this story starts with the girl from the first story… Du know… That girl from the first story. So, she is on a bus, in what has to be the reddest tunnel in existence. I mean, seriously, why is there so much red in one tunnel. Is this some sort of Korean belief I don’t know about. I don’t know.
So, the girl falls asleep, only to wake up, to see that everyone else is asleep. Yeah, because, red is such an amazing sleeping...
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Well, this one has been on the chopping block for a while, and, since its October, and since this Anime is kind of a horror Anime (Thought, that's debatable) I think now is the best time to talk about the anime, Highschool of the Dead.
Now, this is the first Anime that has zombies in it. Now, I Liebe anything with zombies, from games, like Left 4 Dead, Zombies Ate My Neighbors, and Dead Rising, Filme like Shaun of the Dead, Zombieland, and Land of the Dead, and Fernsehen shows like The Walking Dead........ Okay, so thats the only Zeigen I know that has zombies in it. But, when I heard there was...
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Hello everyone and welcome to Boss Bits. Today, we'll be looking at the bosses from the game that people say is the greatest game ever made... That would be Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time for the N64.... Then remade fro Gamecube.... Then remade again for the 3DS.. Du get the idea. Ocarina of Time is a game that supposedly turned the gaming world on its head. It's pretty good. It had great story, great overworld, and great graphics (At the time). But, what I think makes this game unique are the bosses... Lets take a look at them
(Warning: Spoilers)

Boss: Gohma
Now, this boss is pretty much one...
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posted by Windwakerguy430
~Story~

In the town of Camren, there is a shopping center known as Final Stop, a store known for it’s poor products, high prices, and with employees who seem to have Mehr common sense than anyone else around. The employes, Malcolm, Emilia, June, Roland, Benedict, and Thomas, all deal with the worst of working in retail, such as idiotic customers, poor pay, the devil as the manager, the end of the world on a known as Black Friday, The Back being a portal to Hell, and a rival company owned Von a holy manager with dreads.

~Characters~

Malcolm
A new member to the Final Stop Cult Family, Malcolm is...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
regenbogen Dash, and Pinkie Pie are friends, but sometimes Pinkie likes to tease Dash about the time she fooled her Von thinking she was a ghost. regenbogen Dash doesn't like that.

One night, they were having a sleepover at Sugarcube Corner.

Pinkie Pie: Wake up Dashie! Are Du dreaming about the time Du thought I was a ghost?
Rainbow Dash: Certainly not. Anyway, I was just pretending to be afraid. I knew it was you.
Pinkie Pie: I hope Du don't mind the room being dark.
Rainbow Dash: Why?
Pinkie Pie: Just checking to make sure Du don't get scared.
Rainbow Dash: *Ignores Pinkie, and goes back to...
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Wind: But why do I have to do this
Teacher: Because at the last ballgame, your so called “National Anthem” caused a full scale riot
Wind: Oh, it wasn’t that bad
Teacher: Forty-six people died
Wind: Oh… well that what they get for going to a ballgame
Teacher: Okay, the way I see it, Du have two options. Du can either play a game of baseball and win this school a victory, oder Du can spend a Tag with Austin over there
Austin: (Draws a penis on the board) HA HA HA HA!
Wind: I’ll play
Teacher: Your damn right Du will
(That night)
Dave: Hello, Oxford. It is a beautiful Tag here at the...
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