Me and my little brother are probably the closest Du will ever see to brothers in this my town. Sure, we are horribly different from each other, me being an anti-social gamer who watches Anime and makes reviews, while my brother is someone who has tons of Friends and gets out a lot. However, we are still super close. So much in fact, that one time, we tried skateboarding. So, after I learned to ride a bike, I thought that we should try and skateboard. Now, skateboarding is nothing like riding a bike. We just took whatever we got from Tony Hawk’s Underground (That was a fun game). That game made skateboarding look easy. On that day, I would be proven wrong. So we did the usual skateboarding stuff, like just pushing forward. Then we did tricks.. oder what we thought was a trick. My brother literally thought that spinne Man, where Du get on the ground and crawl with the skateboard on your stomach, is a good trick. But, I was still twelve, so this blew my mind. That was when I decided to do an Ollie. I got on the skateboard, and I jumped while moving, and landed right on the skateboard. For that teilt, split second, I felt like a fucking badass. I felt like Tony Hawk himself. Then I Lost my footing and fell on the ground. I was able to catch my upper body with my hands, but my foot hit the ground pretty hard. Now, at first, I didn’t feel anything. I felt pretty fine. But then, I felt something… and then I felt fucking everything. My foot starting hurting like hell. I then turned and my foot was fucking twisted. Ever seen The Exorcist where the girls head spun at a 180 degree angle? That was my foot. Well, maybe it wasn’t twisted at a 180 degrees, but it was still an a painful direction. I was screaming in so much pain, until my dad came out. He started freaking out and he took me to the hospital. Von this point, the pain had stopped, but my foot was still badly screwed up. The doctors then put my foot back into place and put a cast on my foot. He sagte that I should be alright as long as I stay off it for a few days. I had to use crutches for a whole six weeks. Now, I began thinking “Oh fuck. I got school tomorrow”. However, luckily for me, when I got to school, I got some of the best treatment ever. I got double time to get school work done, I got no homework, and I got to skip math class altogether, because my dad had to come and pick me up, and I am terrible at math. And at home, it was no different. My dad would come and bring me all kinds of shit, and all I did was sit on the couch watching TV. It was the best thing ever. I can still see the bump in my foot where I broke it too, but if Du ask me, if I can still get that kind of treatment, I will gladly break my foot again.
Tingle: Oh, hello aga-
Link: GIVE ME THE FUCKING MAP
Tinge: Well, lets see (Counts bag of rupees) Well, it seems to be about right. Here is your map
Link: GREAT! HOW MUCH MAPS DO I NEED LEFT
Tingle: Hmm...... About four
Link: THANK Du (Leaves)
King of Red Lions: So, where is the Weiter Triforce shard
Link: ON SOME STUPID ISLAND
King of Red Lions: Then let us be off
Link: GOOD IDEA
King of Red Lions: ......Um...... Why are Du still yelling. You've been doing that ever since we left the Wind Temple
Link: I TOLD YOU! I'M REALLY FUCKING PISSED
King of Red Lions: Oh right
TO BE CONTINUED
Link: GIVE ME THE FUCKING MAP
Tinge: Well, lets see (Counts bag of rupees) Well, it seems to be about right. Here is your map
Link: GREAT! HOW MUCH MAPS DO I NEED LEFT
Tingle: Hmm...... About four
Link: THANK Du (Leaves)
King of Red Lions: So, where is the Weiter Triforce shard
Link: ON SOME STUPID ISLAND
King of Red Lions: Then let us be off
Link: GOOD IDEA
King of Red Lions: ......Um...... Why are Du still yelling. You've been doing that ever since we left the Wind Temple
Link: I TOLD YOU! I'M REALLY FUCKING PISSED
King of Red Lions: Oh right
TO BE CONTINUED