"Hello Rick... We need to talk" Governor said, revealing himself.
"About the fighting?" Rick asked 'almost' intelligently.
"No, about apfel, apple pie, yes about the figh-
"I was being sarcastic" Governor groaned.
"... What is that, some kind of beer?" Rick asked.
"JUST SHUT UP AND LESSON!" Governor cried angrily.
"Jeeze. Don't have your period" Rick groaned before sitting down.
"Well.. Du and me Daryl, just like the old days" Merle said.
"Just as long as Du don't abandon me" Daryl replied.
"When have I EVER abandoned you?" Merle insisted.
FLASHBACK:
Daryl: (seen driving)
Merle: (in front passenger seat)
Theif: (appears out of nowhere, pointing gun at Daryl) HANDS UP FUCKER!.. Scream and your dead!
Merle: (to Daryl) Thanks for the drive stranger.. (cowardly gets out and runs for it).
END FLASHBACK:
"I need Michone". Governor told Rick.
"What?" asked a confused Rick.
"Hand her over and maybe will care a trouch." Governer told Rick.
"What?" asked a confused Rick.
"Your not even listoning are you?" Governor groaned.
"... What?" asked a confused Rick.
"You're stupid! STOP BEING STUPID!" Governor cried angrily.
"... What?" Rick asked.
Governor slapped his face in annoyance.
Merle and Daryl at the meantime ended up at a bridge, fighting of a herd of undead to protect a Mexican speaking family.
Daryl used his crossbow and shot a bunch of zombies.
Merle tackled on one and repeatedly stabbed the blade covering his cut off arm into the zombies head.
Daryl threw one of them down the ledge to it's undead death.
AFTER THE BATTLE:
However, Merle went too far and started robbing them.
But Daryl threatened to shoot him with the crossbow unless he stopped.
"But dude.. They have useless shit that I don't need" Merle replied.
"Yes, that's always handy to have, but this isn't right!" Daryl replied.
"How dare Du threaten me like that!" Merle cried angrily.
"There was a baby!" Daryl cried.
"That never stopped Du BEFORE.. Du really gone soft haven't ya?" Merle groaned.
"I.. I just want my brother back" Daryl groaned.
Merle couldn't think of a reply.
END OF EPISODE 2:
"About the fighting?" Rick asked 'almost' intelligently.
"No, about apfel, apple pie, yes about the figh-
"I was being sarcastic" Governor groaned.
"... What is that, some kind of beer?" Rick asked.
"JUST SHUT UP AND LESSON!" Governor cried angrily.
"Jeeze. Don't have your period" Rick groaned before sitting down.
"Well.. Du and me Daryl, just like the old days" Merle said.
"Just as long as Du don't abandon me" Daryl replied.
"When have I EVER abandoned you?" Merle insisted.
FLASHBACK:
Daryl: (seen driving)
Merle: (in front passenger seat)
Theif: (appears out of nowhere, pointing gun at Daryl) HANDS UP FUCKER!.. Scream and your dead!
Merle: (to Daryl) Thanks for the drive stranger.. (cowardly gets out and runs for it).
END FLASHBACK:
"I need Michone". Governor told Rick.
"What?" asked a confused Rick.
"Hand her over and maybe will care a trouch." Governer told Rick.
"What?" asked a confused Rick.
"Your not even listoning are you?" Governor groaned.
"... What?" asked a confused Rick.
"You're stupid! STOP BEING STUPID!" Governor cried angrily.
"... What?" Rick asked.
Governor slapped his face in annoyance.
Merle and Daryl at the meantime ended up at a bridge, fighting of a herd of undead to protect a Mexican speaking family.
Daryl used his crossbow and shot a bunch of zombies.
Merle tackled on one and repeatedly stabbed the blade covering his cut off arm into the zombies head.
Daryl threw one of them down the ledge to it's undead death.
AFTER THE BATTLE:
However, Merle went too far and started robbing them.
But Daryl threatened to shoot him with the crossbow unless he stopped.
"But dude.. They have useless shit that I don't need" Merle replied.
"Yes, that's always handy to have, but this isn't right!" Daryl replied.
"How dare Du threaten me like that!" Merle cried angrily.
"There was a baby!" Daryl cried.
"That never stopped Du BEFORE.. Du really gone soft haven't ya?" Merle groaned.
"I.. I just want my brother back" Daryl groaned.
Merle couldn't think of a reply.
END OF EPISODE 2:
So I was never too big into sports, and in short, I was never too big into sports games. I have minor understanding of basketball, but only cause my brothers are fans, I never understood the appeal of football, and I think I won’t offend anyone when I say Fußball is boring. But I was really interested in the art of skateboarding… until it died and no one cared anymore… The game is Tony Hawk’s Underground.
Tony Hawk’s Underground starts in good ol’ Shithole, New Jersey, where Du play as a skater with huge ambitions to be a pro skater, not for money, not for fame, but for the...
I like Bayonetta better than Devil May Cry… Fuck you, fight me. Let’s not waste another Sekunde and let’s talk about it.
Bayonetta follows, well, Bayonetta, an Umbra Witch who was sealed in a coffin five hundred years Vor before she resurfaced, with no memory of her passed and a legion of Heaven’s Engel hunting her down. So, with the help of bar tender and badass Rodin, scumbag Enzo, and totally not Yuri Lowenthal, Luca, she travels to a far off city in hopes of getting answers, while also killing as many Engel as she can. So like I sagte before, Bayonetta is fucking awesome. You...
So when it comes to talking about the best Zelda game out there, two of them usually come to mind. The majority think of Ocarina of Time, and while that is a usual pick, some would say that Link to the Past is the best. And while I like both games, but also like other Zelda games more, it’s clear which one I prefer over the two
Link to the Past follows, who else, Link, as he is called upon Von Zelda to go on a quest to save Hyrule from being turned into the Dark World where Ganon rules, and must gain the help of the Seven Sages to do so. Being one of the few SNES games that I have played,...
So Devil May Cry 3. Yeah, I bet Du all were expecting it to be high on the list. After the disappointment that was 2, we needed a real good one. And a damn good one we got, so let's talk about it right no-
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Today I'm taking over to review what is probably my Favorit Devil May Cry game, Devil May Cry 3 Dante's Awakening.
For those not aware, Devil May Cry is a character action series developed Von Capcom, created Von the director of Resident Evil 2 and who would later go on to create the Bayonetta series, Hideki Kamiya. The original title,...
Okay, I’m gonna stop talking about the stupid socke puppet, I swear to god… Okay, I lied, but not right now. So Tim Schaffer, a well respected game designer (At the time), who made may games like the Monkey Island franchise, Tag of the Tentacle, and Grim Fandango. But it was clear he had the ambition to do Mehr than just that. And more, he did do. An open world game with a-list actors and a huge soundtrack of licensed music. And that game was Brutal Legend.
The game follows Not-Jack Black, Eddie Riggs as he enters a mythical world of heavy metal torn Von war, and now joins a resistance...
In 2014, I decided to sink into many different fandoms that I thought were pretty neat at the time. I found myself in many of them
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Creepypasta
And, as shameful as it is to admit, MLP
Each and every time, I crawled my way out and managed to find myself out of the cringe pit that was some of those things. It was a hard struggle to find my way out of the cancer, I was able to find the light of reality and bask in the sweet release. And while I don’t blame the creations themselves, I could never return to those things. I left, never to return to them, never to find myself...
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Anime
Creepypasta
And, as shameful as it is to admit, MLP
Each and every time, I crawled my way out and managed to find myself out of the cringe pit that was some of those things. It was a hard struggle to find my way out of the cancer, I was able to find the light of reality and bask in the sweet release. And while I don’t blame the creations themselves, I could never return to those things. I left, never to return to them, never to find myself...
Okay, thankfully, after three days in a row of bad Weihnachten horror movies, we can now get a good one. Now, when Du think of anything that appears to be scary, what do Du think of? Serial killers, giant monsters, dangerous animals, and more. But, how many of Du think of children being scary… Well, if you’ve seen Eraserhead oder just in general hate children, I can’t really blame you. But, if Du aren’t scared of kids, than this movie will probably make Du change your mind. And that movie in Frage is, creatively, named The Children
The Children takes place not on Christmas,...
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The Children takes place not on Christmas,...
Happy Halloween, everyone. For real this time. Now we have finally reached the last movie of this crazy month. Are Du excited? I know I am. So let’s talk about the Halloweeniest Filme out there, otherwise known as Hallowee- Oh, wait. I already reviewed Halloween… Well, don’t worry. I got something even better. Something even Mehr Halloweeny. And that movie is the underrated horror movie, Trick ‘r Treat.
Now, is Trick ‘r Treat better than Halloween. I can’t say for sure. However, what I can say is that Trick ‘r Treat definitely feels Mehr like a Halloween movie (The holiday,...
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Now, is Trick ‘r Treat better than Halloween. I can’t say for sure. However, what I can say is that Trick ‘r Treat definitely feels Mehr like a Halloween movie (The holiday,...
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Back in the 70s, when Filme were hard to make, and when the only slasher movie out there was Psycho, a little known director Von the name of Tobe Hooper had a vision. Create a movie that’s very violent and gory, without much violence and gore shown. And so he went to work, creating a movie that me and my Friends find to be one of the best slasher Filme out there. And that movie happens to be Texas Chainsaw Massacre… The 1974. Not the crappy and gory remake.
The movie follows a woman Von the name of Sally, her paraplegic brother Franklin, and their three friends, Jerry, Kirk, and Pam,...
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The movie follows a woman Von the name of Sally, her paraplegic brother Franklin, and their three friends, Jerry, Kirk, and Pam,...
Art by SeantheHedgehog
