Now, there has been lists talking about gamings best dogs, cats, and dragons. So, I want to talk about something just as cool…. Fish……….. Is anyone still Lesen this article. Now, the rules, as always. Only one game per franchise, and only games I have played. WITH THAT, lets start the list
#10: Moonfish from Fable - Now, even though the Moonfish don’t do much, physically, they are still pretty cool. These fisch are real rare, and are only found in certain lakes. They are also pretty hard to catch, since the fishing in Fable SUCKS! But, when Du catch them, their Beschreibung says that they are legendary fisch that can turn Tag into night. Kinda like Luna.. except, Du know, as a fish. And, its true. If Du eat a Moonfish, it will instantly turn into night. Pretty cool for such a rare fish
#9: Boss bass from Super Mario Bros 3 - Now, the Cheap-Cheap have just been like all your typical Mari enemies. Chase you, try to hit you, and they fail miserably. But, the Boss bass is actually a boss, and he doesn’t fuck around. The land is always sinking into the ocean, and Du need to jump over it once it sinks, because the Boss bass is always at the bottom, waiting for you. And, if Du let him touch you, he will deliver to Du an instant death. And, his Super Mario 64 cousin scared the crap out of me when I was a kid
#8: Great White hai from Animal Crossing: New Leaf - Now, I know what Du may be thinking. “Do sharks count as fish”. Well, they sure as shit aren’t mammals, so, yeah, why not. So, why did I choose a fisch from Animal Crossing of all games. Well, how about the fact that THESE SHARKS ARE SO GODDAMN HARD TO FIND! They are only found on Tropical Island, and even still, finding them every time Du visit is a rarity. But, when Du find them, Du COULD give them to the museum… but, its better to sell them, since they give Du a total of 15,000 Bells. And that is a lot of money Von Animal Crossing standards. Trust me
#7: Neptune from Resident Evil - Now, the Neptunes really scared me back when I first played Resident Evil. As if sharks weren’t bad enough, Neptunes are sharks that, thanks to the T Virus, are even stronger. So, just imagine a shark, if Du gave him the muscle mass of a million boxers. That’s what Neptunes are. These guys are so dangerous, that is is nearly impossible to attack them up close. So, if Du got no ammo, the best thing to do is to run as fast as Du can and pray those things do not catch you… sadly, that’s easier sagte than done most of the time
#6: Bob the Goldfish from Earthworm Jim - Sure, Bob the Goldfish may be one of the most pathetic bosses in video game history, but he is just so well known for that fact, that I just couldn’t put him on the list. He can easily be killed Von walking into him. And, this was a 2D platformer, meaning, Du never run into enemies. Bob, you’re a terrible boss, but you're well remembered for it
#5: Seaking from Pokemon - FUCK YEAH, SEAKING!!!
#4: Clanker from Banjo Kazooie - Sure, some of Du may argue that he is a whale, but, his true species is unknown, so, FUCK IT, I’m calling him a shark. He isn’t just a shark, though. He is a mechanical hai that actually has blood on him. Ech. And, let me remind you, this was an E rated game. Clanker is basically used as Gruntilda’s garbage disposal, and isn’t really mean. He’s just misunderstood, and all he wants is to swim in fresh water. Besides, would Du say no to a giant mechanical shark
#3: Dopefish from Multiple Games - Now, Dopefish is legendary amongst Easter Egg hunters. He started out as an enemy on the game Commander Keen 4, where he was titled The Sekunde Dumbest Creature in the World (I’d hate to meed the first). But, after that, Dopefish has appeared in several games. Some examples are Quake, Max Payne, Hitman 2, Psychonauts, Alan Wake, Deus Ex: Human Revolution, and Sims 4. It seems that Dopefish isn’t going anywhere for a long time. And lets hope so
#2: Gran Bruce from Viewtiful Joe - This is the third boss in the game, and who Du meet at the end of the level 3000 Leagues Under the Sea. He is an Australian shark, who has low speaking skills, but really doesn’t screw around in a fight. He will drop sea mines everywhere, throw up garbage on you, and even try to eat Du alive. Sure, he isn’t the hardest boss in the game, and I beat him on my first try, Even during the Magnificent 5, but, he is still a very memorable boss fight
#1: Lord Jabu-Jabu from Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time - Now, wait, how is a giant fisch that never speak going to make the #1 spot. Well, lets start with the fact that all of the Zora kingdom treat Jabu-Jabu like royalty. If he gets sick, then the whole kingdom is freaking out. Or, maybe its just for their missing annoying princess oder something less important than a fish. Also, the only way to get into Jabu-Jabu is pretty creative. Du have to feed him a fisch (Cannibalistic, much), and then he will accidently suck Du in, and then, Du actually have a temple inside of him. There is a temple inside the stomach of a giant fish. That is so cool. It reminds me a lot of the scene in Pinocchio where he and Japedo are stuck in the whale. Except, there weren’t electric jellyfish and an annoying fisch princess that wasn’t asking Du to carry her, but, eh, close enough.
Well, there Du go. Did Du enjoy the list. Tell me what Du thought below. With that, I will see Du all Weiter time
#10: Moonfish from Fable - Now, even though the Moonfish don’t do much, physically, they are still pretty cool. These fisch are real rare, and are only found in certain lakes. They are also pretty hard to catch, since the fishing in Fable SUCKS! But, when Du catch them, their Beschreibung says that they are legendary fisch that can turn Tag into night. Kinda like Luna.. except, Du know, as a fish. And, its true. If Du eat a Moonfish, it will instantly turn into night. Pretty cool for such a rare fish
#9: Boss bass from Super Mario Bros 3 - Now, the Cheap-Cheap have just been like all your typical Mari enemies. Chase you, try to hit you, and they fail miserably. But, the Boss bass is actually a boss, and he doesn’t fuck around. The land is always sinking into the ocean, and Du need to jump over it once it sinks, because the Boss bass is always at the bottom, waiting for you. And, if Du let him touch you, he will deliver to Du an instant death. And, his Super Mario 64 cousin scared the crap out of me when I was a kid
#8: Great White hai from Animal Crossing: New Leaf - Now, I know what Du may be thinking. “Do sharks count as fish”. Well, they sure as shit aren’t mammals, so, yeah, why not. So, why did I choose a fisch from Animal Crossing of all games. Well, how about the fact that THESE SHARKS ARE SO GODDAMN HARD TO FIND! They are only found on Tropical Island, and even still, finding them every time Du visit is a rarity. But, when Du find them, Du COULD give them to the museum… but, its better to sell them, since they give Du a total of 15,000 Bells. And that is a lot of money Von Animal Crossing standards. Trust me
#7: Neptune from Resident Evil - Now, the Neptunes really scared me back when I first played Resident Evil. As if sharks weren’t bad enough, Neptunes are sharks that, thanks to the T Virus, are even stronger. So, just imagine a shark, if Du gave him the muscle mass of a million boxers. That’s what Neptunes are. These guys are so dangerous, that is is nearly impossible to attack them up close. So, if Du got no ammo, the best thing to do is to run as fast as Du can and pray those things do not catch you… sadly, that’s easier sagte than done most of the time
#6: Bob the Goldfish from Earthworm Jim - Sure, Bob the Goldfish may be one of the most pathetic bosses in video game history, but he is just so well known for that fact, that I just couldn’t put him on the list. He can easily be killed Von walking into him. And, this was a 2D platformer, meaning, Du never run into enemies. Bob, you’re a terrible boss, but you're well remembered for it
#5: Seaking from Pokemon - FUCK YEAH, SEAKING!!!
#4: Clanker from Banjo Kazooie - Sure, some of Du may argue that he is a whale, but, his true species is unknown, so, FUCK IT, I’m calling him a shark. He isn’t just a shark, though. He is a mechanical hai that actually has blood on him. Ech. And, let me remind you, this was an E rated game. Clanker is basically used as Gruntilda’s garbage disposal, and isn’t really mean. He’s just misunderstood, and all he wants is to swim in fresh water. Besides, would Du say no to a giant mechanical shark
#3: Dopefish from Multiple Games - Now, Dopefish is legendary amongst Easter Egg hunters. He started out as an enemy on the game Commander Keen 4, where he was titled The Sekunde Dumbest Creature in the World (I’d hate to meed the first). But, after that, Dopefish has appeared in several games. Some examples are Quake, Max Payne, Hitman 2, Psychonauts, Alan Wake, Deus Ex: Human Revolution, and Sims 4. It seems that Dopefish isn’t going anywhere for a long time. And lets hope so
#2: Gran Bruce from Viewtiful Joe - This is the third boss in the game, and who Du meet at the end of the level 3000 Leagues Under the Sea. He is an Australian shark, who has low speaking skills, but really doesn’t screw around in a fight. He will drop sea mines everywhere, throw up garbage on you, and even try to eat Du alive. Sure, he isn’t the hardest boss in the game, and I beat him on my first try, Even during the Magnificent 5, but, he is still a very memorable boss fight
#1: Lord Jabu-Jabu from Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time - Now, wait, how is a giant fisch that never speak going to make the #1 spot. Well, lets start with the fact that all of the Zora kingdom treat Jabu-Jabu like royalty. If he gets sick, then the whole kingdom is freaking out. Or, maybe its just for their missing annoying princess oder something less important than a fish. Also, the only way to get into Jabu-Jabu is pretty creative. Du have to feed him a fisch (Cannibalistic, much), and then he will accidently suck Du in, and then, Du actually have a temple inside of him. There is a temple inside the stomach of a giant fish. That is so cool. It reminds me a lot of the scene in Pinocchio where he and Japedo are stuck in the whale. Except, there weren’t electric jellyfish and an annoying fisch princess that wasn’t asking Du to carry her, but, eh, close enough.
Well, there Du go. Did Du enjoy the list. Tell me what Du thought below. With that, I will see Du all Weiter time