Du died…. What else do Du want. Du just died… Okay, fine. Du then met me, God, of course. Who else is going to narrate this story? Anyway, Du came to me and said, “Who are you”?
I said, “I am God”?
And Du said, “So… you’re Sonic.EXE”.
And I said, “... You’re a special kind of stupid”.
And Du just sat there like a moron. Anyway, I then said, “Well, anyway, I am the actual God, the creator of the world, and so on and so forth. And you’re dead. Du got in a bad car accident. Smashed your ribs, which mutilated Du from the inside. Real gross. Blood everywhere. The usual ways Du die in these stories”.
And Du said, “So, do I go to Heaven”?
And I said, “No, Du are going to be reborn. And, I believe Du will be reborn as… A… hamster with a birth defect”.
Du said, “So, what about everyone else”?
And I said, “What about them”?
And Du said, “Well, won’t they remember me”?
And I said, “Of course not. You’re Them. This whole world is made for you. Du are everyone”?
Confused, Du said, “Wait, I’m everyone”?
And I said, “Yep”.
Du said, “So, I was Abraham Lincoln”?
And I said, “And Du were John Wilkes Booth”.
Du said, “I was Hitler”?
And I said, “And you’re the millions he killed”.
Du said, “I’m the guy who slept with every girl”.
And I said, “And, in the end, Du were only sleeping with yourself”.
Du stood there, shocked, “So, you’re saying that the world is…”.
I interrupted, saying, “An egg? Yes”.
Then Du said, “Mmm, eggs”.
I just stood there, annoyed, then finally said, “Just get out of here” and I sent Du on your way
End of Part 2
I said, “I am God”?
And Du said, “So… you’re Sonic.EXE”.
And I said, “... You’re a special kind of stupid”.
And Du just sat there like a moron. Anyway, I then said, “Well, anyway, I am the actual God, the creator of the world, and so on and so forth. And you’re dead. Du got in a bad car accident. Smashed your ribs, which mutilated Du from the inside. Real gross. Blood everywhere. The usual ways Du die in these stories”.
And Du said, “So, do I go to Heaven”?
And I said, “No, Du are going to be reborn. And, I believe Du will be reborn as… A… hamster with a birth defect”.
Du said, “So, what about everyone else”?
And I said, “What about them”?
And Du said, “Well, won’t they remember me”?
And I said, “Of course not. You’re Them. This whole world is made for you. Du are everyone”?
Confused, Du said, “Wait, I’m everyone”?
And I said, “Yep”.
Du said, “So, I was Abraham Lincoln”?
And I said, “And Du were John Wilkes Booth”.
Du said, “I was Hitler”?
And I said, “And you’re the millions he killed”.
Du said, “I’m the guy who slept with every girl”.
And I said, “And, in the end, Du were only sleeping with yourself”.
Du stood there, shocked, “So, you’re saying that the world is…”.
I interrupted, saying, “An egg? Yes”.
Then Du said, “Mmm, eggs”.
I just stood there, annoyed, then finally said, “Just get out of here” and I sent Du on your way
End of Part 2
Now, guess what........... There is a Creepypasta about Lil Wayne..... Just fuck it.
So, this story starts with Lil Wayne freaking out because people keep asking about his secret, which he won't tell anyone. So, the main character asks and thinks he has better luck...... He doesn't. But, for some stupid reason, Lil Wayne's agent decides to tell him, but at a different place. So, he takes the main character to a recording studio and tells him the..... First, off, I must prepare Du all for the stupidest thing Du will ever hear. Okay, so, the reason why Lil Wayne is so talented is because he made a deal with the devil to be a good rapper. And if he tells anyone this secret, he will lose his soul......... WHAT!? Thats the fucking plot twist? That's the dumbest fucking thing I have ever heard. Du know what, screw it, thats all I got. Honestly, nothing really happens in the fucking story anyway, so, fuck it, I'm done. But, hey, that's only my opinion. What's Your Take
So, this story starts with Lil Wayne freaking out because people keep asking about his secret, which he won't tell anyone. So, the main character asks and thinks he has better luck...... He doesn't. But, for some stupid reason, Lil Wayne's agent decides to tell him, but at a different place. So, he takes the main character to a recording studio and tells him the..... First, off, I must prepare Du all for the stupidest thing Du will ever hear. Okay, so, the reason why Lil Wayne is so talented is because he made a deal with the devil to be a good rapper. And if he tells anyone this secret, he will lose his soul......... WHAT!? Thats the fucking plot twist? That's the dumbest fucking thing I have ever heard. Du know what, screw it, thats all I got. Honestly, nothing really happens in the fucking story anyway, so, fuck it, I'm done. But, hey, that's only my opinion. What's Your Take