What's Your Take - Artikel 107 - Sonic NOT EXE

posted by Windwakerguy430

Now, this is a story about the cursed Sonic game, and how it became one of the most famous cursed games ever..... Why, I have no gucking clue. Honestly, Sonic.EXE is a pisspoor story.
It starts with this guy, will call him Stupid, because that's exactly what he is, who gets a Sonic game called Sonic.EXE, which he got from his friend, and he says to not play it. Then why the hell did Du send him the damn game.
Anyway, he starts the game up, and it shows the logo with Sonic having red eyes, the water turns blood red and the Sega logo at the bottom says "Sega 6 6 6".... And this sucks, because it started the entire evil character for no reason, blood everywhere, and satanic symbols cliche we see in every shitty cursed game story. So, yeah, thanks the fuck a lot, Sonic.EXE.
Anyway, the game starts with Tails going Von seeing dead Tiere everywhere (Cliche 4). Then, suddenly, evl Sonic chases hi, (Cliche 5) Tails runs, but gets caught. The screen goes black and we hear a loud scream (Cliche 6).
After which, Du play as Knuckles, who also gets killed. And every time someone dies, they are mutilated (Cliche 7). Also, the Musik is backwards (Cliche 8). Then, Eggman get killed and we get popup scares (Cliche 9). After which, the player stops and then, the story ends with Sonic coming into his life for the all eternity (CLICHE 10). Congratulations, Du are the worlds most overrated creepypasta. Here's what Du one. A bird. Not just any bird, but THE bird. The bird, in which I am flipping. I am flipping Du the bird. In other words, FUCK YOU!!!
So, yeah, Sonic.EXE is horrible. Hence, the worst Sonic Creepypasta in the world. Shame. Sonic just can't catch a break these days, weather its bad shows, games, oder creepypastas. And Sonic.EXE shows it. But, hey, that's only my opinion. What's Your Take

Jojo-nuary: Ranking of Stands in Jojo's Bizarre Adventure: Steel Ball Run

posted by Windwakerguy430

Steel Ball Run is sagte Von many to be the greatest Jojo part in all of the Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure series. And I agree. It is definitely my most Favorit part. It has some of the best story-telling of any of the parts, some great interactions between Johnny and Gyro, one of the most understandable villains in the entire series, some of the best Jojo side characters, and, of course, the topic of today’s article, some of the best Stands in the series. Are they all good, sadly no, but thankfully, the good definitely outweighs the bad when it comes to Stands of the Steel Ball Run universe....

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Jojo-nuary: Ranking of Jojo's Bizarre Adventure Jojos

posted by Windwakerguy430

Hello, everyone, and today on this Artikel of Jojo-nuary, we will be ranking my own Liste of all of the Jojo’s. All eight of them. Now, before I start this off, I want to say right now that I enjoy all of the Jojo’s. Even the bad ones that Du probably don’t like. They are all great in their own ways and they are all as wonderful as the last. So, today, I am going to rank the eight Jojo’s from my least Favorit to my most favorite. Some of them may be different. Some of Du may have a different Jojo that Du see as your favorite, oder maybe Du may not like a Jojo as much as I do. Just...

NikPiks - Arin Hanson: The Man Who Became Too Woke

posted by Windwakerguy430

Famous Newgrounds content creator, also known as Arin Hanson from the let’s play channel Game Grumps, was once a prolific animator and considered one of the biggest. If Du don’t know Arin as an animator, you’d be forgiven for that. Arin Hanson’s old career has been buried and forgotten, but hey, times change right…. Right…. Right?! Hello, boys and girls. Welcome to another episode of Content Cop. Idubbbz here with the new rant article. I ranted before about David Cage and his creeping abilities, but now it’s time to talk about something else. It’s time to hit closer to home....

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Windwakerguy430's oben, nach oben 5 Best and Worst Dark Souls Bosses

posted by Windwakerguy430

After finally completing Dark Souls, I can say that it has easily become one of my Favorit RPGs, and I can not wait for Dark Souls III to come out. There are quite a lot to enjoy about Dark Souls. The combat, the levels, the characters, even the story (Or what incredibly little of a story there is). But I think the best part of Dark Souls has to be the boss battles….. Sometimes. There are some good bosses and there are some… less than spectacular bosses. So, today, I want to share with Du all the bosses from this game that I like and dislike. Now, of course, this is my opinion. Du may...

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Windwakerguy430's oben, nach oben Ten Demons

posted by Windwakerguy430

Hello, everyone. Now, Halloween is only a few days away…. Like, ten weeks away… Well, I want to get an early start, so, for all of you, I am going to make ten different oben, nach oben tens for the Weiter following Saturdays. And what better way than to start with the oben, nach oben ten demons. Now, demons are the little red creatures that Du find lurking the in the depths of hell, oder in some part of the media. Now, first some rules. Only one demon per franchise, and only from what I have seen, oder played. Also, I am including ANYTHING! Be it movies, games, TV shows, whatever. It’s so that way, I can make these...

Canada24's reviews of HELLSING ULTIMATE: (complete verison)

posted by Canada24

EPISODE 1:

I reread my old reviews.. I didn't really give this Zeigen the proper justice.. There's actually SO MUCH I can say about it.. I just didn't know at the time..

Hellsing is one of the FAVOURITE animes of my opinion.. And even than, I'm very mixed about this show.. I'm just not really a big Anime fan.

Today.. I review episode one..

I don't know what I disliked about episode one the first time reviewing it.

But yeah.. Episode one is actually fucking awesome!..

We are opened up with Sera's as a police officer..Fight.. In my opinion a pretty interesting villain.

That is his only known name.....

The oben, nach oben 100 - #15: Bloodborne

posted by Windwakerguy430

So when the PS4 finally came out, my funds were not nearly enough to just go out and buy one right away, which I was a little upset over, but whatever. But when I did get it, one game always stood out from the rest. One game that I wanted to try Mehr than any other game for the system, and that game was known only as Bloodborne.
Bloodborne takes place in the fictional Victorian town of Yharnam, where Du play as a hunter on the Night of the Hunt, where the town is filled with monsters and crazed hunters out for blood. It starts out with hunting Werwölfe and witches, but it isn’t long...

The oben, nach oben 100 - #58: Yakuza Kiwami

posted by Windwakerguy430

I want to be very clear, and very understanding when I say that I am not very supportive of criminal organizations like the mafia. That being said, Yakuza Kiwami is the fucking shit!
I never played the original Yakuza game, and while I never judge a book Von its cover, the voice Schauspielen is… pretty terrible. Regardless, I ended up playing the remake version known as Kiwami, and I’m happier for it. The game follows Yakuza member Kiryu Kazuma as he takes the fall for the murder of the head of the yakuza, while his friend Nishkiyama ends up becoming evil, there’s an underground hobo community,...

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Corner of Horror - Episode 101 - Doki Doki Literature Club

posted by Windwakerguy430

………… This isn’t what it looks like, I swear……… Okay, so maybe it is what it looks like, but trust me, this is in fact a horror game. Let me repeat that. This is, in fact, a horror game, a psychological horror game, that screws with Du emotionally and mentally, and tricks Du Von being something else… So does that mean I can review Doki Doki Literature Club without making myself look less anti-social.

…… Let me repeat myself, this is a horror game. Also, THIS ENTIRE Artikel IS A SPOILER FOR DOKI DOKI LITERATURE CLUB! DO NOT READ THIS Artikel IF Du PLAN ON READING...

Dirty Harry Parody: Frank Sinatra

posted by Seanthehedgehog

I could not believe my eyes when I saw this picture, Wird angezeigt Frank Sinatra playing as Dirty Harry instead of Clint Eastwood. It would be interesting to see what the movie would be like. Wouldn't it? Well thankfully, I found a clip. It was deleted from youtube, so I have to write it out for you.

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Bank Robber: *Laying on the ground, bleeding with a shotgun laying towards him*
Frank Sinatra: *Dancing towards his victim while holding his .44 anderthalbliterflasche, magnum as if it was a sword*
Bank Robber: *Tries to grab the shotgun*
Frank Sinatra: Ah ah.
Bank Robber: *Looks at Frank Sinatra*

Frank Sinatra: *Pointing...

Original Fan-Fiction: Network 999! Episode 2: A Trial, Then An Error....

posted by deathding

(Link to the first episode will be in the Kommentare section for those who haven't seen it yet.)

(Hey there! Jared Potts here with the Weiter exciting episode of my new Kürzlich hit fan-fiction series, Network 999! Seeing as how the support for the last episode was pretty incredible, I decided to make the Weiter one a bit early. :D I hope Du enjoy the Weiter episode of Network 999!)

Quick Story Recap: It is the Jahr 2087, and technology nowadays is extremely advanced.

The Internet (called Network 999) is also even Mehr powerful than ever. Du see, ever since a group of scientists produced an update to...

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Wind's Story Time: Wind Finds a Dead Dog At a Park and Closes Down That Portion of the Park

posted by Windwakerguy430

Guys, I am not making this up, this is probably the darkest one Von far. Sure, it may not be so bad when we get to later stories, but trust me, Von far, this is my darkest one. So, back when I was like nine, and I was still living in a suburban neighborhood. And let me tell you, this neighborhood is like one of those late 70’s sitcoms. I mean, this place was so caucasian, that I felt like I was in a winter wonderland. But anyway, we went to this one park called Hueston Woods back when we all actually gave a shit about going outside (Yeah, imagine that. Kids actually used to go outside). Anyway,...

Wind Waker Abridged: The After Adventures - Episode 13 - ...Keeps the Doctor Away

posted by Windwakerguy430

Link: Man, this job is a lot Mehr fun than I thought (Kills monster) I mean, when do I get to help someone Von killing someone (Kills another monster) It’s very rare I get to help out someone and actually have fun doing it (Kills another monster) Okay, I think I finally have enough of these things hearts…. But, I’m in no rush (Continues to kill monsters, then, hears music) What is that? Is it an angel. I got to find it (Hears Musik behind waterfall) What is this. The Musik is coming from behind this waterfall (Climbs through waterfall, leading to an empty cave) Oh, a secret cave. Good...

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What's Your Take - Artikel 116 - Very Dirty Movie

posted by Windwakerguy430

(Some readers may find this disturbing)

So, what do Du get when Du get sex, rape, and poor writing..... well, pretty much most of the shit I reviewed, but what if it was a Creepypasta.... Okay, without involving My Little Pony........ Du get Dirty Movie.
Now, lets start off with saying the main character is a porn director.... Hate this story already. Anyway, he retires, because I don't know. This couple comes to him, because I don't know, and they ask him to help with their sex life, because I don't know, and the porn director comes out of retirement to help them......... Because I don't...

What's Your Take - Artikel 97 - Shrek is Hate, Shrek is Die

posted by Windwakerguy430

................... What the fuck.............. Seriously......... What the fuck................... What is this abomination of a fanfic................ just what the fuck is this disaster..................... Well, one things for sure, it's known only as Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life.
Now, first off, Warning, this is not something Du want to see. Unless Du are okay with its awfulness, turn back now. Anyway, this fanfic is, THANKFULLY, short. But, there is so much a fanfic can do in just twenty seconds. Trust me, this fanfic does it. And it is horrible. Anyway, it starts with a nine-year-old..........

Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker Abridged - Part 11

posted by Windwakerguy430

Medli: Oh, damn, I've been trying to genetically create Link Von using that blood sample. Maybe I need a seaman sample as well. Perhaps I can seduce him to- Wait, if I did that then why would I need to create this clone of his in the first place
Link: Hey, Medli
Medli: Link. You've returned. I knew you'd come back for-
Link: Yeah, whatever. Listen, I need to find some psychotic bird human hybrid, and Du fit that position well, so, come on
Medli: Wait, what would my father think
Link: I already talked to him
(Flashback)
Link: And that's why I need your daughter
Postman King: But can't Du just take...

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Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker Abridged - Part 1

posted by Windwakerguy430

Narrator: Long ago, in the kingdom of Hyrule, there lived lots of farmers and only one horse. Suddenly, a giant black guy came and set houses on fire. All hope was lost, until a boy dressed in girls clothes came and defeated the giant black man. The possibly homosexual boy was known as the Hero of Time. The land was in peace for years, until the black guy came back, for some reason, and set stuff on feuer again. People hoped the hero would return, but he never did and everyone realized he was just a fucking poser. What happened to the land of Hyrule. None remain who know....... Wait, then how...

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The oben, nach oben 100 - #73: Katamari Damacy

posted by Windwakerguy430

So whenever I hear someone describe something that is weird as, “Wow, what kind of drugs were they taking when they made this”, I just groan. I always hated the whole criticism of how something weird must be related to drugs oder any other illegal substance, and that there is nothing creative oder thought provoking into the madness. Now, is there anything thought provoking about Katamari Damacy? …. Eeeeehhh.
So Katamari Damacy is not really a drug trip, but Mehr of a… case of being Japanese. After the King of All Cosmos (Yes, that’s his name) destroys all the stars in the sky after...