"I thought I knew you. But I guess it's easier to see what we want than to look for the truth. Du think Du know me but Du don't. And that means Du don't know what I can do. Du see me as someone beliebt and has all the Antwort but that's not true. I may not always know what I'm doing but I'll try to make things better. And when I make a mistake, because face it, we all do, I promise I'll ask for your help. I can't do this alone, but if you'll take a chance on me, we can do great things together. I promise if Du believe in me, I'll find the courage to reach for your every dream. John F. Kennedy said, "the courage of life is a magnificent mixture of triumph and tragedy. A man does what he must, in spite of personal consequences, in spite of obstacles and dangers and pressures. And that is the basis of all morality."

"The bad guys lie to get in your bed; the good guys lie to get in your heart."

"I'm not the most eloquent speaker, so I thought I would borrow a few words from Shakespeare. 'Love is not Liebe which alters when it alteration finds.' When life gets hard, when things change, true Liebe remains the same.
I look at Nathan and Haley and some how I feel safer. I don't know if I can explain that, but they give me hope. And, I'm afraid say it out loud because maybe if life finds out it'll try to beat it out of them and that will be a shame.
Because, we all can use a little hope sometimes, Du know. That feeling that everything's going to be okay and that there's going to be someone there to help make sure of that. So, here's to Nathan and Haley, and here's to hope, and here's to a Liebe that will not alter."

"So you're probably looking at this and making fun of my outfit, right? Anyway here's all Du really need to know about today; if... you're fat, dumb, sexual and a guy, you're OK. If you're a girl, not so much. Please tell me that's changed in the future. & somebody please tell me you've got Liebe figured out, because I got news for you; it's pretty darn messy right now. But I guess it has always been that way. Wanting to be loved, to find somebody that makes your herz ache in a good way... feel understood. So... if you're robots, oder aliens, oder something and you're watching this right now and that feeling no longer exists; well,... Du missed it...and I feel sorry for you. 'Cuz as far as I can tell, that's what it's all about. And that's what I know it should be about."

"Here's my philosophy on dating. It's important to have somebody that can make Du laugh, somebody Du can trust, somebody that, y'know, turns Du on... And it's really, really important that these three people don't know each other."