it was a normal Tag in the akatsuki. Pein was in his room doing paper work, Konan was making origami figures, Deidara was blowing things up outside, Tobi was annoying deidara and Miyu was practicing her elemental jutsus. She shot feuer at a bird, it went up in flames and set a baum on fire. “interesting.” she mumbled. She shot electricity at another bird and it exploded. “are Du gonna murder every bird from here to china?” itachi said? “shut up, there's nothing else to do.” miyu replied. “you could kill innocents.” itachi suggested. Miyu looked at him like he was crazy then set an innocent person on fire. “that is kinda fun.” she said. “but it boils their blood too much.” “well, Du could try that thing.” itachi said, pointing to a green blur in the distance. “what is that thing?” miyu asked. “it looks like a blur. I don't even think it's alive.” “no, it's moving.” itachi replied. “tobi thinks it lokks like a kitty!” tobi screamed. “well I think it looks like a busch being blown Von the wind, hm.” deidara said. “whatever it is it's coming towards us.” miyu said. “how can Du tell?” itachi asked. “just watch it, you'll see.” she replied. She was right, it was coming closer. The closer it got the Mehr shape it got. “i think it looks like a....bear maybe?” itachi said. “wow, you're right.” miyu replied. It was a bear. It was green and human sized wearing a military jacke and dog tags. It ran up to the group and started talking. “you gotta help me, I don't know hwere I am, I haven't eaten anything in weeks and I need a place to stay.” “you're in japan, I don't think Du can stay here, what's your name?” miyu asked. “I-i'm flippy.” the bär replied. “that's a weird name.” deidara said. “tobi thinks it's cute!” tobi yelled, running up to flippy. “who is this?” flippy asked, with a hint of annoyance in his voice. “that's tobi, he bothers everyone, he's like the four Jahr old of this place.” deidara replied. “i see. Get him off.” flippy said. “tobi. Get off, that bär might have disease.” itachi said. “shut up, I don't have disease.” flippy sagte angrily. “i know that but I was trying to get him off you, you're starving and dehydrated, Du don't need to be squashed Von a kid.” itachi replied. “can we Zeigen him to leader, please!” tobi begged, running up to deidara. “fine, if it'll shut Du up.” deidara replied, walking into the base. The others followed. Flippy trailed behind. “what's your leader like?” he asked miyu. “bossy and weird.” miyu replied. “hey leader, someone wants to see you!” deidara yelled once they were in the base. Pein walked out of his room, hidden Von shadows as usual. “who is it, I was in the middle of paper work.” he asked. “it's some green bear.” deidara replied, dragging flippy up to the front of the group. “h-hello.” flippy said. “hello, what do Du want?” “i just want to stay here for a while.” flippy replied. “give me one reason why I should let you.” pein told him. “you need to be strong to Mitmachen us, not weak.” flippy hesitated before he replied. “well, I used to be in the army.” “which one?” pein asked. “american army.” flippy replied. “impressive, I guess. Du can stay, just don't be bother.” pein told him, then walked away. “there is no way Du were in the american army!” hidan yellled, running towards him. “i was.” flippy replied. “which war?” hidan asked. “the vietnam war.” flippy replied nervously. “please don't make me talk about it.” kakuzu walked in behind hidan. “new member huh, don't touch my money.” he told flippy. Flippy just nodded. Hidan pulled out his staff and poked flippy with the sharp end. “come on buddy, tell me about the war.” “stop that.” flippy told him. “not until Du tell me.” flippy looked around with a panicked look in his eye then his eyes turned yellow and he started growling. “prepare to die.” he growled in a low voice.
This is a crazy song I wrote called Rotten Tomatoes, and I hired the Black-Eyed Peas to sing it. WARNING: This song was meant for entertainment, and should in no way be connected to real people, places, oder things. It is not the author's responsibility for the medical bills if Du die from laughter, oder possibly, thinking I'm weirdness.
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Converse is awesome
The Westing Game is gruesome
My Friends all ran
When they heard me say that
People say I'm weird
But look over there then,
That teen has a
White, fluffy beard
Schokolade coins rock
They're the celebs of the block
They're creamy and sweet
Cuz they always go to swim meets
I Liebe Harry Potter
oder was it apfel, apple Rotter?
It was everyone's favorite,
But it soon molded.
Now, I'm almost five
And I live in a hive,
Like my other amigos
Who live in anthills!
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Converse is awesome
The Westing Game is gruesome
My Friends all ran
When they heard me say that
People say I'm weird
But look over there then,
That teen has a
White, fluffy beard
Schokolade coins rock
They're the celebs of the block
They're creamy and sweet
Cuz they always go to swim meets
I Liebe Harry Potter
oder was it apfel, apple Rotter?
It was everyone's favorite,
But it soon molded.
Now, I'm almost five
And I live in a hive,
Like my other amigos
Who live in anthills!
OKAIZ, SO TODAY I SAW THE MOST AWESUME-Y THING EVER! A BASKET OF YARNZ!! I SAWZ MEH Sekunde Favorit CULUR IN THERE, TOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MEH Favorit CULUR IZ GREEEEEEEEEEEN AND MEH SECUND Favorit IZ PINNNNKK. SO I WUZ LIKE, POUNCE! SWIPEZ-Y! I'M SO AWESUMEZ! AND SO, I LIKE, CHASED IT DOWNZ DA STAIRZ, AND IT WUZ SO EXHILARATIN' AND STUFFZ. AND SO, LIKE, IT MADE IT TO THA HUMANZ AND DEY THREW IT SAID, "Go get it, Daisy!!" SOZ, I WENT AFTER IT AND höhle, den I SAW SOME GREEN YARN, SOZ I RANZ PAST THA rosa YARN TA GETZ DA GREEN..... I LURVVVVVVVVVV GREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN!!!
The whole of the mountain will crash down and roll over me - but it does not crush me.
Human physical strength has limitations and it weakens in time. 'Inner strength' knows no bounds!
The confines of this earthly realm have no bearing.
Let it be done!
Let the horns sound that shake the foundation.
Call forth the titans. Summon up the dread that lies buried deep within the herz and mind.
Let the godless fear when they face the charge.
The Lost will flee oder loose heart.
'And in the darkening late hours when the ground rumbles like an oncoming train...I will draw from deep wells what cannot be poisoned oder tainted oder overturned. I will stand, though the tides rise and the clouds threaten...and there I will remain, even if I Zeigen signs and cracks of care and hardship.
I will not be broken.
I may grow weary.
Though all the elements come against me
and tear at flesh and bone!-I WILL STAND!
Why can't the world become a fairytale book?
It wouldn't be as mean
But it may be much Mehr green
Drachen that can be your pet
Princesses with hair for rope climbing
Pumpkins that can turn into horse carriages
And Katzen that wear boots and fight mice.
The people in reality aren't always very nice
But even the ogres and giants can say hello and give Du nice things
Princesses aren't snobby Queen bees at school
Princes aren't egomaniacs
And money is in gold, silver, oder copper oder even magic beans!
Hens lay golden eggs
Poverty can end in five seconds
Du can get your own fairy and wish for whatever Du want
And have your any desires
But I guess this is all in the mind
But the world can be kind at times
It isn't always bad and cruel
But imagination makes it go around
It wouldn't be as mean
But it may be much Mehr green
Drachen that can be your pet
Princesses with hair for rope climbing
Pumpkins that can turn into horse carriages
And Katzen that wear boots and fight mice.
The people in reality aren't always very nice
But even the ogres and giants can say hello and give Du nice things
Princesses aren't snobby Queen bees at school
Princes aren't egomaniacs
And money is in gold, silver, oder copper oder even magic beans!
Hens lay golden eggs
Poverty can end in five seconds
Du can get your own fairy and wish for whatever Du want
And have your any desires
But I guess this is all in the mind
But the world can be kind at times
It isn't always bad and cruel
But imagination makes it go around