Warning: This Fan Fiction contains many spelling errors.

Since Twilight Sparkle became a princess, she made some idiotic decisions. One of these was to create a law that made many ponies go apeshit. No pony can drink alcoholic beverages.

Many ponies formed a mafia, and there were six of them in Manehattan.

The Ponyville mafia was lead Von regenbogen Dash, and Dan.

The Manehattan mafia was lead Von a pony named Nickel Lesscage.

A russian mafia lead Von Boris.

A Mexican Mafia lead Von John.

The Japanese mafia is lead Von an alicorn named Fuku,

And finally the greasers.

All of this started with the PV...

It was a nice sunny Tag in Equestria. Everypony had just finished Winter wickeln, wickeln sie up when Pinkie Pie had an idea.

Pinkie Pie: I've got an idea!
Fluttershy: What is it?
Pinkie Pie: We should celebrate easter!
Rainbow Dash: Pinkie, what's easter?
Pinkie Pie: On some Zufällig Tag in April which keeps getting changed because of Spring Break, the easter bunny goes everywhere to hide Easter eggs in everyone's houses.
Fluttershy: A bunny does that?
Rainbow Dash: This isn't going to end up like Weihnachten is it?
Pinkie Pie: Maybe :3
Rainbow Dash: Right... Uh I'm going to help Fluttershy with something. *flies...

Con Mane has returned.

We begin our story in Beijing, which was violently taken over Von the koreans.

Con: *sneaks onto dock*
korean pony55: What was that?
Con: *kills pony* Mehr like who was that?
korean pony21: I'll be right back I just wanna get some cider.
Con: *sneaks toward warehouse*
korean pony21: *shoots at Con*
Con: *dodges bullets*
korean pony21: All units, we have an intruder in the warehouse!
Con: *pulls out gun* Where is that manifest?
korean leader: What do Du need the manifest for? Grenades? We made specially designed grenades to blow up an entire building. Now that Du know...

Everypony down in Ponyville liked Weihnachten a lot
But Gilda who lived just north of Ponyville did not
Gilda hated Weihnachten the whole Weihnachten season
Now please don't ask why no one quite knows the reason

It could be that her shoes were on too tight
It could be that her head wasn't screwed on just right
But I think that the most likely reason of them all
Was that her herz was two sizes too small

But whatever the reason her herz oder her shoes
She just stared at Ponyville hating the ponies
Staring down from her cave with her claws nervously...

A lot of people think Moonraker is the worst Bond film, but what about Nightmare Moonraker?

We begin in western europe, as an airplane with ponies that are learning to skydive is flying 30,000 feet above the air

Russian pony: I have never done this before. Have you?
Con: No.
Russian pony: Oh Du from United States of Equestria?
Con: Yeah. So is this pony
Luna: Hi.
Russian pony: Hello *casts a spell*
Con: What are Du doing?
Russian pony: *turns luna evil*
Nightmare moon: *grabs parachutes*
Con: What did Du do?
Russian pony: I turned Luna...

Song: link




Number 7, and counting. I present to everyone Diamond Tiara's Are Forever.

Starring

Doughnut Joe................................Con Mane
Diamond Tiara...............................Miss. Filly
Silverspoon....................................Miss. Silver
Carrot Top.....................................Bambi
Berry Punch...................................Thumper
Pinkie Pie..............................................P...

This is based off of a story called the mohawk that wouldn't quit, a 6 part video on Youtube

link

By the Jahr 2030 technology wasn't the only thing growing in Equestria, so was the sexism between mares, and stallions. It went so far that the genders of ponies killed each other. One pony however would not let them kill her. That pony was regenbogen Dash, and here's her story.

Hearts & Hooves day, 2030.

Stallion 54: Bring those mares over here.
Stallions: Bewegen it.
Fluttershy: Bye regenbogen Dash.
Rainbow Dash: See ya Fluttershy.
Stallion 54: Allright let's move.
Rainbow Dash: Yeah, lets. *kicks...