WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Sorry about the Zufällig scream. I'm just so psyched! IT'S SUMMER VACATION!!!! Summer is the most awesome time of the year. Du get to have cookouts, pool parties, and spend hours at nightclubs(Well, that's what my cousin does)! Seriously.
DJ and I were riding our bikes around the cul-de-sac Von his house(OKAY, the bike I was riding is Harold's; I stahl, stola it from him last night)when his mom's car rode up. "Devon Joseph, let's go! We gotta be at the airport at 7!" She said. "Oh, hi, Ryan!" I wave back.
This is a bit embarassing, but my actual name is Ryan. The reason my name is, well, what it is, is because the dumbass doctors switched my middle and first name around Von mistake. I was supposed to be "Ryan Duncan Payne" but, because of the error, I am "Duncan Ryan Payne". I'd take Duncan Ryan Payne any day. Ryan is such a dumb name(no offense to any of Du who are actually named Ryan). I told my mom that at dinner, and she went upstairs and cried. I felt so bad that I came upstairs to apologize, and she told me the most amazing thing....the name error happened to my late Uncle Al. He was supposed to be "Ryan Albert Payne", but...you know. Oh, crap, now I'm crying. I hate that. Oh, it's time for dinner. I better wipe my face before my mom gets worried.
SUMMER!!!
Sorry about the Zufällig scream. I'm just so psyched! IT'S SUMMER VACATION!!!! Summer is the most awesome time of the year. Du get to have cookouts, pool parties, and spend hours at nightclubs(Well, that's what my cousin does)! Seriously.
DJ and I were riding our bikes around the cul-de-sac Von his house(OKAY, the bike I was riding is Harold's; I stahl, stola it from him last night)when his mom's car rode up. "Devon Joseph, let's go! We gotta be at the airport at 7!" She said. "Oh, hi, Ryan!" I wave back.
This is a bit embarassing, but my actual name is Ryan. The reason my name is, well, what it is, is because the dumbass doctors switched my middle and first name around Von mistake. I was supposed to be "Ryan Duncan Payne" but, because of the error, I am "Duncan Ryan Payne". I'd take Duncan Ryan Payne any day. Ryan is such a dumb name(no offense to any of Du who are actually named Ryan). I told my mom that at dinner, and she went upstairs and cried. I felt so bad that I came upstairs to apologize, and she told me the most amazing thing....the name error happened to my late Uncle Al. He was supposed to be "Ryan Albert Payne", but...you know. Oh, crap, now I'm crying. I hate that. Oh, it's time for dinner. I better wipe my face before my mom gets worried.
SUMMER!!!
Heres what happened.
Juvenile Girl: Hey wats up bro?
Juvi Dude: nuthin much. just freakin out.
Juvenile Girl: why?
Juvi Dude: courtney's B-Day is coming up & i dont no what to give her.
Juvenile Girl: is there someone there with u?
Juvi Dude: no
Juvenile Girl: Sing 2 her
Juvi Dude: NO WAY!!!
Juvenile Girl: WHY?!?! we both no u can sing good!!!
Juvi Dude: But what schould I sing?
Juvenile Girl: For the Night's I can't Remember
Juvi Dude: but what do i give her?
Juvenile Girl: If u record it i'll send u a skull halskette with a crown.
Juvi Dude: Please do. gotta go princess coming
Juvenile Girl: BYE!!!
Will Duncan take my advice?
Come back Weiter time to find out
well i hope u enjoy theses pics i have
STAY JUVENILE!!!
Sofie being depressed...
Part one:A chance meeting
Me:Hi everyone! Lyndsey AKA JBfan4455 here! As u may know, I write Oh.My.God. On the D+C spot. If u do,then u might think im a good writer. IF u dont, then your prob. Mehr of D+G fan(or u haven't read it yet) It's o.k. At least your Lesen this. I hope uu evencly read it(If your a D+C fan.) If your a D+G fan,or a Gwen Fan peroid,then u prob. shouldn't read this. U will get ofended,because there will be ofenceive terms.(Mostly my opioun.) So,without further ado,
Me:Hi everyone! Lyndsey AKA JBfan4455 here! As u may know, I write Oh.My.God. On the D+C spot. If u do,then u might think im a good writer. IF u dont, then your prob. Mehr of D+G fan(or u haven't read it yet) It's o.k. At least your Lesen this. I hope uu evencly read it(If your a D+C fan.) If your a D+G fan,or a Gwen Fan peroid,then u prob. shouldn't read this. U will get ofended,because there will be ofenceive terms.(Mostly my opioun.) So,without further ado,
Duncan's just chillin with Courtney watchin a movie when his phone rings.
"hello"
"Yea it's Gwen wanna watch a slasher film tonight there's one at 7."
"I'll have to call Du back it's not a good time"
"Bye"
"Bye"
"Who was it?"
"Uhh noone."
Courtney stares at him
"ok ok it was umm it was Trent."
"Trent?"
"uhh yea he wanted to know if I could help him with somthing."
" Really?"
"umm yea sure."
The Weiter Morning
Duncan calls Gwen back
"Hello"
"It's Duncan"
"Oh"
"So slasher movie tonight at 8?"
"I guess"
"ok."
"Bye"
"Bye"
That Night
"How'd Du get Courtney to to let Du out?"
"It's easy with some practice."
Suddenly his phone rang
"Hey your'e supposed to turn that off." yells someone from the crowd
"Shut up before i come down there and make you"
"Hello"
Duncan Help It's courtney something happened!"
"Coutney what is it?!"
"come quick!"
"hello"
"Yea it's Gwen wanna watch a slasher film tonight there's one at 7."
"I'll have to call Du back it's not a good time"
"Bye"
"Bye"
"Who was it?"
"Uhh noone."
Courtney stares at him
"ok ok it was umm it was Trent."
"Trent?"
"uhh yea he wanted to know if I could help him with somthing."
" Really?"
"umm yea sure."
The Weiter Morning
Duncan calls Gwen back
"Hello"
"It's Duncan"
"Oh"
"So slasher movie tonight at 8?"
"I guess"
"ok."
"Bye"
"Bye"
That Night
"How'd Du get Courtney to to let Du out?"
"It's easy with some practice."
Suddenly his phone rang
"Hey your'e supposed to turn that off." yells someone from the crowd
"Shut up before i come down there and make you"
"Hello"
Duncan Help It's courtney something happened!"
"Coutney what is it?!"
"come quick!"
