(Me: *making brownies* Kay Du can stir it now dad!
Dad: *Stirs brownie mix* Abby, are Du sure Du put all the ingredients in?
Me: Yup! Everything on the box!
Dad: Well Du put to of everything right?
Me: Why would I do that?
Dad: Abby. Your making two batches at the same time -.-
Me: Oh.....
Dad: And your supposed to be the smart one?
LOL I'm stupid. ENJOY :D)
ELIMINATION CEREMONY
Rayla: *tearing up* Hey guys!
Crystal: What's wrong?
Rayla: YOUR GETTING RID OF SOMEONE WHO I WOULD ACTUALLY KEEP IN MY POCKET CAUSE I THINK THERE SO COOL!
Star: Noah?
Rayla: NO! *gives doughnut to everyone bit LeShawana* I-I'm sorry!
LeShawana: *shrugs* Bye! *Goes off into the sunset on the majestic ross dolphin*
Rayla: I HOPE Y'ALL ARE HAPPY! *runs off*
Alejandro: What just happened?
THE Weiter DAY...... ON A BUS?
Crystal: *Hits head on sitz and wakes up rubbing his head* OW! What the hell! *the other campers soon start to wake up and take a seat*
Rayla: *Yells from drivers seat* MORNING CAMPERS!
Samanthat: Why are we on a bus?!
Rayla: Great question! But first......Last time on Total Drama Blank! I put a twist on romantic crap!, I'm pretty sure Courtney is up to something evil even if she's not on the show, and that's it! What will happen now? Find out!
Destrey: SUCCESS!
Rayla: Okay! So it comes to my attention that I didn't get y'all gifts for any holiday that has come! So, I'm still not gonna!
Duncan: Gee! Thanks -.-
Rayla: Y'all will draw a name out of this can of beans and whoever Du get, Du will find a gift for! There's no rush and this isn't really a hard challenge. It's really just an excuse to go goof off in the mall -.-
Gwen: What about breakfast?
Rayla: *arrives* It's called a Essen court! Shane is outside with the can! GO! *They run off bus and get the names*
(IN MALL Essen COURT WITH DUNCAN AND DESTREY)
Destrey: *holding a bag of oranges* That is never gonna work!
Duncan: *Holding orange juice* Uh.. Ya it will!
Destrey: That is never gonna work with your amount of science knowledge.
Duncan: Du know, I watch Bill Nigh! Everyday and I'm a level three now. My knowledge has been going up pretty stetely.
Destrey: No, your not up to my level! My power is over nine-thousand.
Duncan:......Nine-thousand of what?
Destrey: Just nine-thousand in general.
Duncan: Oh..
Noah: *walks up behind them* Sup chumps? *hits Duncan's drink causing it to fall on Destrey's hemd, shirt then walks off*
Both: ........
Duncan: HEY! What was that? I can no longer drink this!
Noah: *shrugs*
Duncan: THAT REALLY PEEVES ME OFF!
Destrey: WHY WOULD Du KNOCK THE DRINK OUT OF HIS HAND?!
Duncan: Why would you- Why would Du do that?!
Noah: Hey bro.
Duncan: Du know what- BAGOUCH! I am so peeved right now!
Destrey: He is peeved!
Noah: Hey bro, your crusin' for a brusin'.
Destrey: I'M JUST GONNA GO BUY AN ENTIRE... ARRAY OF CLOTHES!
Duncan: YA AND WHEN- What?
Destrey: AND BECOME MIKE TYSON'S AGENT!
Noah: Hey, hey, hey, hey. Big show. *walks up behind him. Carrying a cup and puts his arm around Duncan* Du know, I've been thinking on my actions and I've been Schauspielen like a huge chump for these last couple of minutes...
Duncan: Ya, Du have been. A big chump!
Noah: *hands Duncan drink* I bought Du a replacement drink.
Destrey: You've been Mehr than a chump.
Noah: *smiles innocently*
Duncan: *takes drink* well Uh-
Destrey: Wait a second-
Noah: *knocks drink on Destrey then runs off*
Destrey: WHAT? UGH!
Duncan: BAGOUCH! OH! I AM- I AM- I AM PEEVED! BAGOUCH!
Destrey: HE IS SO PEEVED RIGHT NOW!
Duncan: Why would Du do that?! Du jus hit- THAT WAS SUCH A TRICKY THING TO DO!
Destrey: WHY WOULD Du KNOCK THAT OUT OF HIS HAND? HE WAS GONNA DRINK THAT!
Duncan: That was pretty stealthy I'm not gonna lie!
Noah: Hey man *points to Duncan*, Stuff it.
Duncan: Du want me to what?!
Destrey: He is- He is PEEVED!
Duncan: This guy wants me to stuff it! Du know, I'm not a calzone! Last time I checked!
Destrey: GO RIDE A ROLLER COASTER!
Noah: Your cruisin' for a brusin'.
Destrey: GO RIDE A CIRCUS RIDE!
Duncan: Ya- WHAT? WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?!
Noah: Heeeeeyyyy! *puts arms around Destrey and Duncan*
Destrey: Oh not again!
Duncan: What do Du want?
Destrey: It never ends!
Noah: Okay, that was twice now.
Duncan: Ya, that was twice now.
Noah: What Du sagte about the circus ride really opened up my eyes. *hands Duncan a cup* I bought Du a replacement beverage. I'm truly sorry about this. I was confused. I didn't know what I wanted.
Duncan: No way.... That is just..So nice of you!
Noah: *Hand reaches over to cup*
Destrey: Wait a second....
Noah: *Shakes Duncan's hand instead then walks off*
Destrey: That was the nicest- that guy!
Duncan: Wow, I think I really misjudged that guy!
Destrey: *nods head* He's a good guy!
Duncan: Du know I kinda feel like- like-
Destrey: *randomly picks up hand hitting the saft and spills it all over his face*
Duncan: OH! OH I AM-
Destrey: *walks away*
Duncan: OH! BAGOUCH! *storms off*
star, sterne and Gwen: 0.o
(m.youtube.com/index?desktop_uri=%2F&gl=US#/watch?v...ytk)
****CONFESSIONAL****
Star: I'm pretty sure that's the first time I've seen Noah...do anything like that!
Gwen: Did Duncan just get bullied....by Noah?
****END CONFESSIONAL****
Crystal: *walks up with Samanthat* Okay....? Did y'all guys see that to?
S&G: *nods*
Crystal: Just checking. Well do Du two wanna Mitmachen me and Samanthat?
Gwen: Maybe we'll catch up with Du guys later. Me and star, sterne have to figure something out first.....
Crystal: Okay....? Come on Samanthat!
Samanthat: Maybe Mirra would wanna come.
Samanthat: Okay! *they walk off*
READER: BE THE SAME PEOPLE BUT AT A DIFFERENT PLACE!
Crystal: Who do Du got Mirra?
Mirra: *looks at slip of paper* YAY! Alejandro! :D You?
Crystal: *looks at paper* Uhh....oh! Noah. Well he'll be easy! How about Du Samanthat?
Samanthat: I got Cody. :P I'll just get him a three dollar game.
Mirra: I already know what to get Alejandro!
Crystal: Well let's get this done and goof off the rest of the time!
Mirra: :D Hell ya! *off they run*
READER: BE ANOTHER PERSON
Cody: *Checking out* Well now that I got a great gift for Gwen, I can relax the rest of the day!
Store Clerk: Look man, I really don't give a crap. Just pay for Du item!
Cody: *hands him a credit card* Our host Rayla told us not to worry about money! She'd take care of it! *swipes card*
SC: Kay? Well it's not working sir.
Cody: What? *swipes again*
SC: Didn't Du say Rayla? Oh! Your from TDB! Doesn't she hate you?
Cody: *groans* Yes....
SC: *points to Duncan, Gwen, Star, and Noah who are walking out of the store* Arn't they in it to? They didn't have credit cards.
Cody: *groans again* Of course.... Well sense Du know who I am.....
SC: Du still have to pay.
Cody: *grabs item* Right.......*Runs out of store towered elevator* I'M SORRY BUT I NEED THIS TO WIN! *bumps into someone*
Shane: Hey Cody. Du have to pay for that...
Cody: *runs around him* SORRY!
Shane: *sighs* I'm not chasing after him :P *pulls out walkey-talky* I'll tell Ebony to! *presses button* Hey Eb?
WHERE EBONY IS AT
Ebony: *answers* Sup Shane?
Shane: Ya Co-
Ebony: Wait.... How did Du call a phone with a walkey-talky?
Shane: Uh....
Ebony: And how are we mall cops now?
Shane: I don't know? Ask Ra-
Ebony: And how-
Shane: EBONY! JUST TELL CHEF WE HAVE A FREAKING THEIF!
Ebony: Okay grumpy-pants! We'll take care of it! *hangs up phone* Chef, who magically just got back from vacation, we have a thief!
Chef: Well Du take care of it! I'm busy!
Ebony: -_- But he's right over there...... *points to Cody who's waiting for the elevator to open*
Chef: FINE! I'll handle it! *runs after Cody* MAGGOT! Du BETTER RETURN THOSE NOW!
Cody: *elevator door open* SORRY CHEF! >:D *runs into elevator and the doors close*
Chef: *shrugs* I tried. *goes and sits*
BE SOMEONE ELSE
Alejandro: *walking in rage around the mall*
Mirra: *walks Von with Crystal and Samanthat. She then sees him and says she'll be right back. Walks up to Alejandro* Hey Alejandro!
Alejandro: >:| What do Du want?
Mirra: :( Uh... Who do Du got?
Alejandro: *mumbles* Duncan.
Mirra: Oh...cool. I got you!
Alejandro: Are Du going to leave me alone? That would be the best gift ever.
Mirra: D,: ...Okay.... WHATEVER! *Storms off toward Crystal and Samanthat with tears in her eyes*
Crystal: What's wrong Mirra?!
Mirra: I don't wanna talk about it!
SOMEONE ELSE
Duncan: *looking at a TV about to cry* W-Why!? Why can't we find all those Tiere a home! They're people too! I-I just want to hold them all in my arm!
Gwen: Um.....Duncan? Are Du okay?
Noah: He's just being a chump!
Duncan: Be quite Noah!
Noah: Oh I would, but you're making it really hard!
Star: Noah, Stop! *Noah an Duncan continue to fight when Destrey walks by* DES!
Destrey: Yo?
Star: Du hang out with them a lot right?
Destrey: Ya...
Gwen: What is wrong with them?
Star: They've bee Schauspielen like this sense the elimination ceremony yesterday!
Destrey: Haha that's when I made cupcakes!
Both: 0.0 What?
Destrey: Yep ^.^
Gwen: What was in those cupcakes?
Destrey: Eggs, Milk, cupcake mix, Oil, Cheetos, speck hawk brand bacon, and some mushrooms!
Star: What...what kind of mushrooms?
Destrey: I don't know? I've been eating them since I was little!
Gwen: Who all ate the cupcakes?
Destrey: Duncan, Noah, me, and......Uh... It starts with an A..... Uh... LOL I forgot. :P
Star: -.- But I think I know..... Come on! *walks off*
IN AN ELEVATOR
Cody: *Pressing different buttons repeatedly* COME ON! COME ON! COME ON! COME ON! *The elevator makes some noises then stops* 0.0
Crap! CAN ANYONE HERE ME! *knocks on door* HELP! *sighs* Well....If I pressed a whole bunch of buttons before... *presses them all*
IN ANOTHER ROOM
?????: *typing on a computer when alarm goes off* UHG! What's the point of making the emergency button impossible to find if someone always finds it?! *turns on monitor* What douche bag got stuck this time? *monitor shows Cody* -____- 'Course.
Cody: *hears static* Hello? Is someone there?
?????: *the person is gonna be on a microphone this whole time* Sup?
Cody: Rayla.......Nooo!
Rayla: Yes.
Cody: *sighs* Okay look, I know this isn't the time.... What with me getting out in your hands and all.... But what happened like three episodes ago...... I liked it, and I want it to happen again.....
Rayal: Cody....
Cody: Ray....
Rayla: *really happy sounding* Cody!
Cody: *embarrassed* He-he Ray.....
Rayla: *Mad* CODY!
Cody: *Scared* Ray....
Rayla: *normal* Don't worry Cody! We'll get Du out this instance!
Cody: Really! :D
Rayla: *laughs* As soon as Du admit that, that whole situation was a mistake and that Du suck major utter!
Cody: NOOOO!!!
Rayla: *shrugs* 'Kay! I guess Du won't mind if I play obnoxious elevator Musik then?
Cody: *puts hands over ears* Du wouldn't!
Rayla: Ya I would. :P *presses button and Musik starts*
Cody: It begins.....
BE THE GOTH AND FRIENDS
Noah: Man, I'm not lying when I say this.... Du suck.
Duncan: *sobbing* I'm sorry!
Gwen: *x2 facepalm* WIIL Du TWO SHUT UP! *turns toward Destrey* Are Du sure those are the ones Du used?
Destrey: *Holding store bought mushrooms* Yup! Ma's always bought that kind!
Star: Where did Du get store bought mushrooms?
Destrey: Shane's kitchen. That's where I got everything!
Gwen: Then we need to go there!
Star: TO SHANE'S MAGICALLY OBTAINED SECURITY OFFICE! *off they run*
BE THE GIRLS
Mirra: I-I don't get it!
Crystal: *pats her back* I'm sorry Mirra...
Samanthat: Hey.. Let's not let this ruin today! We all got our gifts. Let's have have some fun!
Mirra; *sighs* Kay... :)
Crystal: LOOK! *points* A CONVENIENTLY PLACED KARAOKE CLUB!
Samanthat: That might make Du feel better...
Mirra we can try it...,
Alejandro: *bumps into Mirra* MOVE! *walks into club*
Mirra: D,:< LET'S DO THIS! *storms into club*
IN AN ELEVATOR
Cody: *sighs* I can do this.... I'll be fine...
DENIAL :(
Cody: *looks super bored* Okay! Its been like a minute! *looks at a picture of candy* Oh candy.....I may never get to taste Du again... *looks at bag with gift in it* Hey gift, maybe Rayla won't keep me in here forever! :)
Rayla: Ha...I will.
Cody: *mumbles* No one even asked you.....
IN AN OFFICE
Shane: *typing on computer* Stupid Cody and Ebony shippers..... I didn't cast a spell on her to make her not like Cody. -.-
pilz group: *Bust threw door, breaking it*
Shane: -_____- Was that really necessary?
Duncan: *picks up piece of door with tears in his eyes* Du DIDN'T DESERVE THIS! *Cradles piece*
Noah: Hey man..
Duncan: BAGOUCH! IM PEEVED AGAIN!
Noah: I was gonna tell your piece it was hideous.
Duncan: *gasps and looks at piece* That is not true!
Destrey: *gasps* NOAH! THAT IS TERRIBLE TO SAY! *takes piece from Duncan* Piece, Du are beautiful! No matter what they say!
Duncan: Du are beautiful, in every single way!
Both: BECAUSE Du IS SMART, Du IS KIND, AND Du IS IMPORTANT!
Shane: :? The hell.....?
Star: *throws package at Shane* They're Schauspielen like that because of these!
Gwen: Explain them!
Shane: *looks at package* I don't cook mushrooms.
Star: What?
Shane: I don't like them so I don't cook them.
Gwen: Then why are they in your kitchen?
Shane: *shrugs* Ask Ebony. She puts Zufällig crap in the küche all the time.
Star: *Groans* Fine. Let's go. *Gwen, Noah, and Destrey leave and Duncan stays behind*
Duncan: *picking up pieces of door* I'll hold Du all...
Shane: GET OUT OF MY OFFICE DUNCAN!
Duncan: I'M SORRY DON'T HIT ME!
****CONFESSIONAL****
Duncan: *cradling pieces and singing* Don't worry. About a thing! Cause every little thing... Is gonna be alright!
Noah: What an asshole.
****END CONFESSIONAL****
ANGER D:<
Cody: Rayla! As soon as I get out of here I'm going to tell the universe what I did! Do Du hear me?!
Rayla: Can't hear Du over the music! *turns it up louder*
Cody: OH GOD! I HATE YOU!
AT CLUB
Club DJ: Alright Weiter we got 3 girls who are ready to turn it up! Give it up for Mirra, Crystal, and Samanthat!
Alejandro: *sitting at a table* ???
Mirra: We'd Like to sing Gives Du Hell Von The All American Rejects.
Dj: Du got it! *starts music*
Mirra: I wake up every evening
With a big smile on my face
And it never feels out of place
And you're still probably working
At a nine-to-five pace
I wonder how bad that tastes
The 3: When Du see my face
Hope it gives Du hell
Hope it gives Du hell
When Du walk my way
Hope it gives Du hell
Hope it gives Du hell
Mirra: Now where's your picket fence, love?
And where's that shiny car?
And did it ever get Du far?
And Du never seemed so tense, love
I've never seen Du fall so hard
Do Du know where Du are?
And truth be told, I miss you
C&S: miss you
And truth be told, I'm lyin'
The 3: When Du see my face
Hope it gives Du hell
Hope it gives Du hell
When Du walk my way
Hope it gives Du hell
Hope it gives Du hell
If Du find a man that's worth a damn
And treats Du well
Then he's a fool, you're just as well
Hope it gives Du hell
I hope it gives Du hell
Mirra: Tomorrow you'll be thinking to yourself
Yeah, "Where'd it all go wrong?"
But the Liste goes on and on
But truth be told, I miss Du
C&S: miss you
And truth be told, I'm lyin'
The 3: When Du see my face
Hope it gives Du hell
Hope it gives Du hell
When Du walk my way
Hope it gives Du hell
Hope it gives Du hell
If Du find a man that's worth a damn
And treats Du well
Then he's a fool, you're just as well
I hope it gives Du hell
Mirra: Now you'll never see
What you've done to me
Du can take back your memories
They're no good to me
And here's all your lies
Du can look me in the eyes
With the sad, sad look
That Du wear so well
C&S: When Du see my face
Hope it gives Du hell
Hope it gives Du hell
When Du walk my way
Hope it gives Du hell
Hope it gives Du hell
When Du find a man that's worth a damn
And treats Du well
Then he's a fool, you're just as well
I hope it gives Du hell
Mirra: When Du see my face
Hope it gives Du hell
Hope it gives Du hell
C&S: Hope it gives Du hell
Mirra: When Du walk my way
Hope it gives Du hell
Hope it gives Du hell
C&S: Hope it gives Du hell
Mirra: When Du hear this song and Du sing along
But Du never tell
C&S: But Du never tell
Mirra: Then you're a fool, I'm just as well
I hope it gives Du hell
C&S: Hope it gives Du hell
Mirra; When Du hear this song
I hope that it will give Du hell
C&S: Hope it gives Du hell
Mirra *starts tearing up*: Du can sing along
All 3: I hope that it puts Du through hell
Crowd ('cept Alejandro): *Cheers*
Dj: AMAZING! Let's give them another round of applause!
Crowd ('cept Alejandro): *Cheers again*
Mirra: *runs off stage*
Alejandro: *runs after her*
DJ; Yo.... Is she okay?
Crystal: Uh....
Samanthat: HOW BOUT ANOTHER SONG?! :D
Crowd: +silence+
Samanthat: *facepals* Of course... *walks off stage with Crystal*
OFFER :O
Cody: *sighs* Okay Rayla.... Du win. If Du let me go,I'll return Her gift...My chance of winning today..... ),:
Rayla: Psh! I don't want it.
Cody: ....I wasn't gonna give it to Du anyways....
SOMEWHERE ELSE
Ebony: Got any 7s
Chef: *Grumbles and hands her card*
Star: EBONY!
Ebony: :P What?
Star: Thank god we found you! Du have too help us!
Gwen: *tosses bag onto table*
Chef: Du JUST MESSED UP OUR GAME!
Ebony: Why do Du have my mushrooms?
Gwen: Destrey had them, he made Cupcakes out of it, then this happened! *points to Noah and Duncan*
Duncan: OW! OW NOAH!
Noah: Sissy.
Duncan: *looks at finger* NOAH BIT ME AND IT REALLY HURT!
Ebony: I see.... Well, they should be back to normal on the marrow! Can't do anything to fix if till then!
Gwen: Really?
Ebony: Yep! So who all ate them?
Destrey: Uh.... Me, Noah, Duncan, and Al! ^.^
Star: Wait.... Al?! OH CRAP! I have to go save someones relationship! *runs off*
Duncan: *tears up* That's so sweet!
Noah: No chump. It's stupid!
Duncan: D':
DISAPPEAR :'C
Cody: Hey Rayla... Du think anyone is wondering where I'm at right now?
Rayla: Eh, They're not :P
Cody: :( Well....who cares what Du think....
SOME OTHER PLACE!
Alejandro: MIRRA!
Mirra: What?!
Alejandro: I have to talk to you...
Mirra: WHAT?!
Alejandro: That was the most......
Mirra: :).....
Alejandro: HORRIBLE THING I HAVE EVER HEARD!
Mirra: ....YOU KNOW WHAT! *slaps him*
Star: *runs up* Wait!
Mirra: I HATE YOU! *Stomps off*
****CONFESSIONAL****
Star: Crap! Crap! Crap!
****END CONFESSIONAL****
IM (NOT) OKAY WITH THIS
Cody: *laying on the ground humming with the music* This song is pretty catchy right Rayla? *he gets no response* Don't ignore me Rayla! *silence* Rayla, are Du there? *looks into camera* Rayla?!
(lol The camera room is shown to be empty)
SOMEWHERE ELSE
Rayla: Kay guys! Give your gifts!
Mirra: *Throws a hand-made bowl at Alejandro's head then huffs*
Alejandro: OW?!
Crystal: Here Noah :D *hands him a Robbert Patterson book*
Noah: *takes book* Thanks chump.
Crystal: S'cuse me?
Noah: Du heard me chump!
Crystal: -.-
Star: *looks around* Where is Cody?
Rayla: *snickers and shrugs* I dunno! Also, sense only y'all three brought gifts like Du had to, y'all are safe! Rest of y'all are up for elimination! CHEF!
Chef: *grabs all the campers at once and throws them on bus* THEY ARE ON!
Rayla: OKAY! LET US HURRY AND LEAVE SENSE EVERYONE *winks* IS HERE! *drives*
IN AN ELEVATOR
Cody: Rayla! *looks at bag* Du think the've done Fragen yet bag? *shakes bag* No? Well them-
Rayla: No ya won't!
Cody: RAYLA? OH THANK GOD I THOUGHT Du LEFT!
Rayla: I did. Your just having delusions douche pickle! Will the real Rayla ever let Cody out? How will Alejandro explain the mushrooms? Finally, What do Du think Cody did? Leave who Du want eliminated (besides Mirra, Star, and Crystal) below! Also again, Find out Weiter time on Total. Drama! BLANK!
Cody: Are Du gonna stay with me Rayla voice?
Rayla voice: Oh hell no!
Cody: Voice! *Silence* D':
(Here is where the elevator thing came from -> m.youtube.com/index?desktop_uri=%2F&gl=US#/watch?v...g
Go watch his comic dubs! Also, Du won't get most of them without Lesen this amazing thing -> link
Yes. So leave who Du want eliminated and answer some of those questions! I'll see ya Weiter time! Abby/starburst-rock)
Dad: *Stirs brownie mix* Abby, are Du sure Du put all the ingredients in?
Me: Yup! Everything on the box!
Dad: Well Du put to of everything right?
Me: Why would I do that?
Dad: Abby. Your making two batches at the same time -.-
Me: Oh.....
Dad: And your supposed to be the smart one?
LOL I'm stupid. ENJOY :D)
ELIMINATION CEREMONY
Rayla: *tearing up* Hey guys!
Crystal: What's wrong?
Rayla: YOUR GETTING RID OF SOMEONE WHO I WOULD ACTUALLY KEEP IN MY POCKET CAUSE I THINK THERE SO COOL!
Star: Noah?
Rayla: NO! *gives doughnut to everyone bit LeShawana* I-I'm sorry!
LeShawana: *shrugs* Bye! *Goes off into the sunset on the majestic ross dolphin*
Rayla: I HOPE Y'ALL ARE HAPPY! *runs off*
Alejandro: What just happened?
THE Weiter DAY...... ON A BUS?
Crystal: *Hits head on sitz and wakes up rubbing his head* OW! What the hell! *the other campers soon start to wake up and take a seat*
Rayla: *Yells from drivers seat* MORNING CAMPERS!
Samanthat: Why are we on a bus?!
Rayla: Great question! But first......Last time on Total Drama Blank! I put a twist on romantic crap!, I'm pretty sure Courtney is up to something evil even if she's not on the show, and that's it! What will happen now? Find out!
Destrey: SUCCESS!
Rayla: Okay! So it comes to my attention that I didn't get y'all gifts for any holiday that has come! So, I'm still not gonna!
Duncan: Gee! Thanks -.-
Rayla: Y'all will draw a name out of this can of beans and whoever Du get, Du will find a gift for! There's no rush and this isn't really a hard challenge. It's really just an excuse to go goof off in the mall -.-
Gwen: What about breakfast?
Rayla: *arrives* It's called a Essen court! Shane is outside with the can! GO! *They run off bus and get the names*
(IN MALL Essen COURT WITH DUNCAN AND DESTREY)
Destrey: *holding a bag of oranges* That is never gonna work!
Duncan: *Holding orange juice* Uh.. Ya it will!
Destrey: That is never gonna work with your amount of science knowledge.
Duncan: Du know, I watch Bill Nigh! Everyday and I'm a level three now. My knowledge has been going up pretty stetely.
Destrey: No, your not up to my level! My power is over nine-thousand.
Duncan:......Nine-thousand of what?
Destrey: Just nine-thousand in general.
Duncan: Oh..
Noah: *walks up behind them* Sup chumps? *hits Duncan's drink causing it to fall on Destrey's hemd, shirt then walks off*
Both: ........
Duncan: HEY! What was that? I can no longer drink this!
Noah: *shrugs*
Duncan: THAT REALLY PEEVES ME OFF!
Destrey: WHY WOULD Du KNOCK THE DRINK OUT OF HIS HAND?!
Duncan: Why would you- Why would Du do that?!
Noah: Hey bro.
Duncan: Du know what- BAGOUCH! I am so peeved right now!
Destrey: He is peeved!
Noah: Hey bro, your crusin' for a brusin'.
Destrey: I'M JUST GONNA GO BUY AN ENTIRE... ARRAY OF CLOTHES!
Duncan: YA AND WHEN- What?
Destrey: AND BECOME MIKE TYSON'S AGENT!
Noah: Hey, hey, hey, hey. Big show. *walks up behind him. Carrying a cup and puts his arm around Duncan* Du know, I've been thinking on my actions and I've been Schauspielen like a huge chump for these last couple of minutes...
Duncan: Ya, Du have been. A big chump!
Noah: *hands Duncan drink* I bought Du a replacement drink.
Destrey: You've been Mehr than a chump.
Noah: *smiles innocently*
Duncan: *takes drink* well Uh-
Destrey: Wait a second-
Noah: *knocks drink on Destrey then runs off*
Destrey: WHAT? UGH!
Duncan: BAGOUCH! OH! I AM- I AM- I AM PEEVED! BAGOUCH!
Destrey: HE IS SO PEEVED RIGHT NOW!
Duncan: Why would Du do that?! Du jus hit- THAT WAS SUCH A TRICKY THING TO DO!
Destrey: WHY WOULD Du KNOCK THAT OUT OF HIS HAND? HE WAS GONNA DRINK THAT!
Duncan: That was pretty stealthy I'm not gonna lie!
Noah: Hey man *points to Duncan*, Stuff it.
Duncan: Du want me to what?!
Destrey: He is- He is PEEVED!
Duncan: This guy wants me to stuff it! Du know, I'm not a calzone! Last time I checked!
Destrey: GO RIDE A ROLLER COASTER!
Noah: Your cruisin' for a brusin'.
Destrey: GO RIDE A CIRCUS RIDE!
Duncan: Ya- WHAT? WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?!
Noah: Heeeeeyyyy! *puts arms around Destrey and Duncan*
Destrey: Oh not again!
Duncan: What do Du want?
Destrey: It never ends!
Noah: Okay, that was twice now.
Duncan: Ya, that was twice now.
Noah: What Du sagte about the circus ride really opened up my eyes. *hands Duncan a cup* I bought Du a replacement beverage. I'm truly sorry about this. I was confused. I didn't know what I wanted.
Duncan: No way.... That is just..So nice of you!
Noah: *Hand reaches over to cup*
Destrey: Wait a second....
Noah: *Shakes Duncan's hand instead then walks off*
Destrey: That was the nicest- that guy!
Duncan: Wow, I think I really misjudged that guy!
Destrey: *nods head* He's a good guy!
Duncan: Du know I kinda feel like- like-
Destrey: *randomly picks up hand hitting the saft and spills it all over his face*
Duncan: OH! OH I AM-
Destrey: *walks away*
Duncan: OH! BAGOUCH! *storms off*
star, sterne and Gwen: 0.o
(m.youtube.com/index?desktop_uri=%2F&gl=US#/watch?v...ytk)
****CONFESSIONAL****
Star: I'm pretty sure that's the first time I've seen Noah...do anything like that!
Gwen: Did Duncan just get bullied....by Noah?
****END CONFESSIONAL****
Crystal: *walks up with Samanthat* Okay....? Did y'all guys see that to?
S&G: *nods*
Crystal: Just checking. Well do Du two wanna Mitmachen me and Samanthat?
Gwen: Maybe we'll catch up with Du guys later. Me and star, sterne have to figure something out first.....
Crystal: Okay....? Come on Samanthat!
Samanthat: Maybe Mirra would wanna come.
Samanthat: Okay! *they walk off*
READER: BE THE SAME PEOPLE BUT AT A DIFFERENT PLACE!
Crystal: Who do Du got Mirra?
Mirra: *looks at slip of paper* YAY! Alejandro! :D You?
Crystal: *looks at paper* Uhh....oh! Noah. Well he'll be easy! How about Du Samanthat?
Samanthat: I got Cody. :P I'll just get him a three dollar game.
Mirra: I already know what to get Alejandro!
Crystal: Well let's get this done and goof off the rest of the time!
Mirra: :D Hell ya! *off they run*
READER: BE ANOTHER PERSON
Cody: *Checking out* Well now that I got a great gift for Gwen, I can relax the rest of the day!
Store Clerk: Look man, I really don't give a crap. Just pay for Du item!
Cody: *hands him a credit card* Our host Rayla told us not to worry about money! She'd take care of it! *swipes card*
SC: Kay? Well it's not working sir.
Cody: What? *swipes again*
SC: Didn't Du say Rayla? Oh! Your from TDB! Doesn't she hate you?
Cody: *groans* Yes....
SC: *points to Duncan, Gwen, Star, and Noah who are walking out of the store* Arn't they in it to? They didn't have credit cards.
Cody: *groans again* Of course.... Well sense Du know who I am.....
SC: Du still have to pay.
Cody: *grabs item* Right.......*Runs out of store towered elevator* I'M SORRY BUT I NEED THIS TO WIN! *bumps into someone*
Shane: Hey Cody. Du have to pay for that...
Cody: *runs around him* SORRY!
Shane: *sighs* I'm not chasing after him :P *pulls out walkey-talky* I'll tell Ebony to! *presses button* Hey Eb?
WHERE EBONY IS AT
Ebony: *answers* Sup Shane?
Shane: Ya Co-
Ebony: Wait.... How did Du call a phone with a walkey-talky?
Shane: Uh....
Ebony: And how are we mall cops now?
Shane: I don't know? Ask Ra-
Ebony: And how-
Shane: EBONY! JUST TELL CHEF WE HAVE A FREAKING THEIF!
Ebony: Okay grumpy-pants! We'll take care of it! *hangs up phone* Chef, who magically just got back from vacation, we have a thief!
Chef: Well Du take care of it! I'm busy!
Ebony: -_- But he's right over there...... *points to Cody who's waiting for the elevator to open*
Chef: FINE! I'll handle it! *runs after Cody* MAGGOT! Du BETTER RETURN THOSE NOW!
Cody: *elevator door open* SORRY CHEF! >:D *runs into elevator and the doors close*
Chef: *shrugs* I tried. *goes and sits*
BE SOMEONE ELSE
Alejandro: *walking in rage around the mall*
Mirra: *walks Von with Crystal and Samanthat. She then sees him and says she'll be right back. Walks up to Alejandro* Hey Alejandro!
Alejandro: >:| What do Du want?
Mirra: :( Uh... Who do Du got?
Alejandro: *mumbles* Duncan.
Mirra: Oh...cool. I got you!
Alejandro: Are Du going to leave me alone? That would be the best gift ever.
Mirra: D,: ...Okay.... WHATEVER! *Storms off toward Crystal and Samanthat with tears in her eyes*
Crystal: What's wrong Mirra?!
Mirra: I don't wanna talk about it!
SOMEONE ELSE
Duncan: *looking at a TV about to cry* W-Why!? Why can't we find all those Tiere a home! They're people too! I-I just want to hold them all in my arm!
Gwen: Um.....Duncan? Are Du okay?
Noah: He's just being a chump!
Duncan: Be quite Noah!
Noah: Oh I would, but you're making it really hard!
Star: Noah, Stop! *Noah an Duncan continue to fight when Destrey walks by* DES!
Destrey: Yo?
Star: Du hang out with them a lot right?
Destrey: Ya...
Gwen: What is wrong with them?
Star: They've bee Schauspielen like this sense the elimination ceremony yesterday!
Destrey: Haha that's when I made cupcakes!
Both: 0.0 What?
Destrey: Yep ^.^
Gwen: What was in those cupcakes?
Destrey: Eggs, Milk, cupcake mix, Oil, Cheetos, speck hawk brand bacon, and some mushrooms!
Star: What...what kind of mushrooms?
Destrey: I don't know? I've been eating them since I was little!
Gwen: Who all ate the cupcakes?
Destrey: Duncan, Noah, me, and......Uh... It starts with an A..... Uh... LOL I forgot. :P
Star: -.- But I think I know..... Come on! *walks off*
IN AN ELEVATOR
Cody: *Pressing different buttons repeatedly* COME ON! COME ON! COME ON! COME ON! *The elevator makes some noises then stops* 0.0
Crap! CAN ANYONE HERE ME! *knocks on door* HELP! *sighs* Well....If I pressed a whole bunch of buttons before... *presses them all*
IN ANOTHER ROOM
?????: *typing on a computer when alarm goes off* UHG! What's the point of making the emergency button impossible to find if someone always finds it?! *turns on monitor* What douche bag got stuck this time? *monitor shows Cody* -____- 'Course.
Cody: *hears static* Hello? Is someone there?
?????: *the person is gonna be on a microphone this whole time* Sup?
Cody: Rayla.......Nooo!
Rayla: Yes.
Cody: *sighs* Okay look, I know this isn't the time.... What with me getting out in your hands and all.... But what happened like three episodes ago...... I liked it, and I want it to happen again.....
Rayal: Cody....
Cody: Ray....
Rayla: *really happy sounding* Cody!
Cody: *embarrassed* He-he Ray.....
Rayla: *Mad* CODY!
Cody: *Scared* Ray....
Rayla: *normal* Don't worry Cody! We'll get Du out this instance!
Cody: Really! :D
Rayla: *laughs* As soon as Du admit that, that whole situation was a mistake and that Du suck major utter!
Cody: NOOOO!!!
Rayla: *shrugs* 'Kay! I guess Du won't mind if I play obnoxious elevator Musik then?
Cody: *puts hands over ears* Du wouldn't!
Rayla: Ya I would. :P *presses button and Musik starts*
Cody: It begins.....
BE THE GOTH AND FRIENDS
Noah: Man, I'm not lying when I say this.... Du suck.
Duncan: *sobbing* I'm sorry!
Gwen: *x2 facepalm* WIIL Du TWO SHUT UP! *turns toward Destrey* Are Du sure those are the ones Du used?
Destrey: *Holding store bought mushrooms* Yup! Ma's always bought that kind!
Star: Where did Du get store bought mushrooms?
Destrey: Shane's kitchen. That's where I got everything!
Gwen: Then we need to go there!
Star: TO SHANE'S MAGICALLY OBTAINED SECURITY OFFICE! *off they run*
BE THE GIRLS
Mirra: I-I don't get it!
Crystal: *pats her back* I'm sorry Mirra...
Samanthat: Hey.. Let's not let this ruin today! We all got our gifts. Let's have have some fun!
Mirra; *sighs* Kay... :)
Crystal: LOOK! *points* A CONVENIENTLY PLACED KARAOKE CLUB!
Samanthat: That might make Du feel better...
Mirra we can try it...,
Alejandro: *bumps into Mirra* MOVE! *walks into club*
Mirra: D,:< LET'S DO THIS! *storms into club*
IN AN ELEVATOR
Cody: *sighs* I can do this.... I'll be fine...
DENIAL :(
Cody: *looks super bored* Okay! Its been like a minute! *looks at a picture of candy* Oh candy.....I may never get to taste Du again... *looks at bag with gift in it* Hey gift, maybe Rayla won't keep me in here forever! :)
Rayla: Ha...I will.
Cody: *mumbles* No one even asked you.....
IN AN OFFICE
Shane: *typing on computer* Stupid Cody and Ebony shippers..... I didn't cast a spell on her to make her not like Cody. -.-
pilz group: *Bust threw door, breaking it*
Shane: -_____- Was that really necessary?
Duncan: *picks up piece of door with tears in his eyes* Du DIDN'T DESERVE THIS! *Cradles piece*
Noah: Hey man..
Duncan: BAGOUCH! IM PEEVED AGAIN!
Noah: I was gonna tell your piece it was hideous.
Duncan: *gasps and looks at piece* That is not true!
Destrey: *gasps* NOAH! THAT IS TERRIBLE TO SAY! *takes piece from Duncan* Piece, Du are beautiful! No matter what they say!
Duncan: Du are beautiful, in every single way!
Both: BECAUSE Du IS SMART, Du IS KIND, AND Du IS IMPORTANT!
Shane: :? The hell.....?
Star: *throws package at Shane* They're Schauspielen like that because of these!
Gwen: Explain them!
Shane: *looks at package* I don't cook mushrooms.
Star: What?
Shane: I don't like them so I don't cook them.
Gwen: Then why are they in your kitchen?
Shane: *shrugs* Ask Ebony. She puts Zufällig crap in the küche all the time.
Star: *Groans* Fine. Let's go. *Gwen, Noah, and Destrey leave and Duncan stays behind*
Duncan: *picking up pieces of door* I'll hold Du all...
Shane: GET OUT OF MY OFFICE DUNCAN!
Duncan: I'M SORRY DON'T HIT ME!
****CONFESSIONAL****
Duncan: *cradling pieces and singing* Don't worry. About a thing! Cause every little thing... Is gonna be alright!
Noah: What an asshole.
****END CONFESSIONAL****
ANGER D:<
Cody: Rayla! As soon as I get out of here I'm going to tell the universe what I did! Do Du hear me?!
Rayla: Can't hear Du over the music! *turns it up louder*
Cody: OH GOD! I HATE YOU!
AT CLUB
Club DJ: Alright Weiter we got 3 girls who are ready to turn it up! Give it up for Mirra, Crystal, and Samanthat!
Alejandro: *sitting at a table* ???
Mirra: We'd Like to sing Gives Du Hell Von The All American Rejects.
Dj: Du got it! *starts music*
Mirra: I wake up every evening
With a big smile on my face
And it never feels out of place
And you're still probably working
At a nine-to-five pace
I wonder how bad that tastes
The 3: When Du see my face
Hope it gives Du hell
Hope it gives Du hell
When Du walk my way
Hope it gives Du hell
Hope it gives Du hell
Mirra: Now where's your picket fence, love?
And where's that shiny car?
And did it ever get Du far?
And Du never seemed so tense, love
I've never seen Du fall so hard
Do Du know where Du are?
And truth be told, I miss you
C&S: miss you
And truth be told, I'm lyin'
The 3: When Du see my face
Hope it gives Du hell
Hope it gives Du hell
When Du walk my way
Hope it gives Du hell
Hope it gives Du hell
If Du find a man that's worth a damn
And treats Du well
Then he's a fool, you're just as well
Hope it gives Du hell
I hope it gives Du hell
Mirra: Tomorrow you'll be thinking to yourself
Yeah, "Where'd it all go wrong?"
But the Liste goes on and on
But truth be told, I miss Du
C&S: miss you
And truth be told, I'm lyin'
The 3: When Du see my face
Hope it gives Du hell
Hope it gives Du hell
When Du walk my way
Hope it gives Du hell
Hope it gives Du hell
If Du find a man that's worth a damn
And treats Du well
Then he's a fool, you're just as well
I hope it gives Du hell
Mirra: Now you'll never see
What you've done to me
Du can take back your memories
They're no good to me
And here's all your lies
Du can look me in the eyes
With the sad, sad look
That Du wear so well
C&S: When Du see my face
Hope it gives Du hell
Hope it gives Du hell
When Du walk my way
Hope it gives Du hell
Hope it gives Du hell
When Du find a man that's worth a damn
And treats Du well
Then he's a fool, you're just as well
I hope it gives Du hell
Mirra: When Du see my face
Hope it gives Du hell
Hope it gives Du hell
C&S: Hope it gives Du hell
Mirra: When Du walk my way
Hope it gives Du hell
Hope it gives Du hell
C&S: Hope it gives Du hell
Mirra: When Du hear this song and Du sing along
But Du never tell
C&S: But Du never tell
Mirra: Then you're a fool, I'm just as well
I hope it gives Du hell
C&S: Hope it gives Du hell
Mirra; When Du hear this song
I hope that it will give Du hell
C&S: Hope it gives Du hell
Mirra *starts tearing up*: Du can sing along
All 3: I hope that it puts Du through hell
Crowd ('cept Alejandro): *Cheers*
Dj: AMAZING! Let's give them another round of applause!
Crowd ('cept Alejandro): *Cheers again*
Mirra: *runs off stage*
Alejandro: *runs after her*
DJ; Yo.... Is she okay?
Crystal: Uh....
Samanthat: HOW BOUT ANOTHER SONG?! :D
Crowd: +silence+
Samanthat: *facepals* Of course... *walks off stage with Crystal*
OFFER :O
Cody: *sighs* Okay Rayla.... Du win. If Du let me go,I'll return Her gift...My chance of winning today..... ),:
Rayla: Psh! I don't want it.
Cody: ....I wasn't gonna give it to Du anyways....
SOMEWHERE ELSE
Ebony: Got any 7s
Chef: *Grumbles and hands her card*
Star: EBONY!
Ebony: :P What?
Star: Thank god we found you! Du have too help us!
Gwen: *tosses bag onto table*
Chef: Du JUST MESSED UP OUR GAME!
Ebony: Why do Du have my mushrooms?
Gwen: Destrey had them, he made Cupcakes out of it, then this happened! *points to Noah and Duncan*
Duncan: OW! OW NOAH!
Noah: Sissy.
Duncan: *looks at finger* NOAH BIT ME AND IT REALLY HURT!
Ebony: I see.... Well, they should be back to normal on the marrow! Can't do anything to fix if till then!
Gwen: Really?
Ebony: Yep! So who all ate them?
Destrey: Uh.... Me, Noah, Duncan, and Al! ^.^
Star: Wait.... Al?! OH CRAP! I have to go save someones relationship! *runs off*
Duncan: *tears up* That's so sweet!
Noah: No chump. It's stupid!
Duncan: D':
DISAPPEAR :'C
Cody: Hey Rayla... Du think anyone is wondering where I'm at right now?
Rayla: Eh, They're not :P
Cody: :( Well....who cares what Du think....
SOME OTHER PLACE!
Alejandro: MIRRA!
Mirra: What?!
Alejandro: I have to talk to you...
Mirra: WHAT?!
Alejandro: That was the most......
Mirra: :).....
Alejandro: HORRIBLE THING I HAVE EVER HEARD!
Mirra: ....YOU KNOW WHAT! *slaps him*
Star: *runs up* Wait!
Mirra: I HATE YOU! *Stomps off*
****CONFESSIONAL****
Star: Crap! Crap! Crap!
****END CONFESSIONAL****
IM (NOT) OKAY WITH THIS
Cody: *laying on the ground humming with the music* This song is pretty catchy right Rayla? *he gets no response* Don't ignore me Rayla! *silence* Rayla, are Du there? *looks into camera* Rayla?!
(lol The camera room is shown to be empty)
SOMEWHERE ELSE
Rayla: Kay guys! Give your gifts!
Mirra: *Throws a hand-made bowl at Alejandro's head then huffs*
Alejandro: OW?!
Crystal: Here Noah :D *hands him a Robbert Patterson book*
Noah: *takes book* Thanks chump.
Crystal: S'cuse me?
Noah: Du heard me chump!
Crystal: -.-
Star: *looks around* Where is Cody?
Rayla: *snickers and shrugs* I dunno! Also, sense only y'all three brought gifts like Du had to, y'all are safe! Rest of y'all are up for elimination! CHEF!
Chef: *grabs all the campers at once and throws them on bus* THEY ARE ON!
Rayla: OKAY! LET US HURRY AND LEAVE SENSE EVERYONE *winks* IS HERE! *drives*
IN AN ELEVATOR
Cody: Rayla! *looks at bag* Du think the've done Fragen yet bag? *shakes bag* No? Well them-
Rayla: No ya won't!
Cody: RAYLA? OH THANK GOD I THOUGHT Du LEFT!
Rayla: I did. Your just having delusions douche pickle! Will the real Rayla ever let Cody out? How will Alejandro explain the mushrooms? Finally, What do Du think Cody did? Leave who Du want eliminated (besides Mirra, Star, and Crystal) below! Also again, Find out Weiter time on Total. Drama! BLANK!
Cody: Are Du gonna stay with me Rayla voice?
Rayla voice: Oh hell no!
Cody: Voice! *Silence* D':
(Here is where the elevator thing came from -> m.youtube.com/index?desktop_uri=%2F&gl=US#/watch?v...g
Go watch his comic dubs! Also, Du won't get most of them without Lesen this amazing thing -> link
Yes. So leave who Du want eliminated and answer some of those questions! I'll see ya Weiter time! Abby/starburst-rock)
(Me: *making brownies* Kay Du can stir it now dad!
Dad: *Stirs brownie mix* Abby, are Du sure Du put all the ingredients in?
Me: Yup! Everything on the box!
Dad: Well Du put to of everything right?
Me: Why would I do that?
Dad: Abby. Your making two batches at the same time -.-
Me: Oh.....
Dad: And your supposed to be the smart one?
LOL I'm stupid. ENJOY :D)
ELIMINATION CEREMONY
Rayla: *tearing up* Hey guys!
Crystal: What's wrong?
Rayla: YOUR GETTING RID OF SOMEONE WHO I WOULD ACTUALLY KEEP IN MY POCKET CAUSE I THINK THERE SO COOL!
Star: Noah?
Rayla: NO! *gives doughnut to everyone bit LeShawana* I-I'm sorry!
LeShawana: *shrugs* Bye! *Goes off into the sunset on the majestic ross dolphin*
Rayla: I HOPE Y'ALL ARE HAPPY! *runs off*
Alejandro: What just happened?
THE Weiter DAY...... ON A BUS?
Crystal: *Hits head on sitz and wakes up rubbing his head* OW! What the hell! *the other campers soon start to wake up and take a seat*
Rayla: *Yells from drivers seat* MORNING CAMPERS!
Samanthat: Why are we on a bus?!
Rayla: Great question! But first......Last time on Total Drama Blank! I put a twist on romantic crap!, I'm pretty sure Courtney is up to something evil even if she's not on the show, and that's it! What will happen now? Find out!
Destrey: SUCCESS!
Rayla: Okay! So it comes to my attention that I didn't get y'all gifts for any holiday that has come! So, I'm still not gonna!
Duncan: Gee! Thanks -.-
Rayla: Y'all will draw a name out of this can of beans and whoever Du get, Du will find a gift for! There's no rush and this isn't really a hard challenge. It's really just an excuse to go goof off in the mall -.-
Gwen: What about breakfast?
Rayla: *arrives* It's called a Essen court! Shane is outside with the can! GO! *They run off bus and get the names*
(IN MALL Essen COURT WITH DUNCAN AND DESTREY)
Destrey: *holding a bag of oranges* That is never gonna work!
Duncan: *Holding orange juice* Uh.. Ya it will!
Destrey: That is never gonna work with your amount of science knowledge.
Duncan: Du know, I watch Bill Nigh! Everyday and I'm a level three now. My knowledge has been going up pretty stetely.
Destrey: No, your not up to my level! My power is over nine-thousand.
Duncan:......Nine-thousand of what?
Destrey: Just nine-thousand in general.
Duncan: Oh..
Noah: *walks up behind them* Sup chumps? *hits Duncan's drink causing it to fall on Destrey's hemd, shirt then walks off*
Both: ........
Duncan: HEY! What was that? I can no longer drink this!
Noah: *shrugs*
Duncan: THAT REALLY PEEVES ME OFF!
Destrey: WHY WOULD Du KNOCK THE DRINK OUT OF HIS HAND?!
Duncan: Why would you- Why would Du do that?!
Noah: Hey bro.
Duncan: Du know what- BAGOUCH! I am so peeved right now!
Destrey: He is peeved!
Noah: Hey bro, your crusin' for a brusin'.
Destrey: I'M JUST GONNA GO BUY AN ENTIRE... ARRAY OF CLOTHES!
Duncan: YA AND WHEN- What?
Destrey: AND BECOME MIKE TYSON'S AGENT!
Noah: Hey, hey, hey, hey. Big show. *walks up behind him. Carrying a cup and puts his arm around Duncan* Du know, I've been thinking on my actions and I've been Schauspielen like a huge chump for these last couple of minutes...
Duncan: Ya, Du have been. A big chump!
Noah: *hands Duncan drink* I bought Du a replacement drink.
Destrey: You've been Mehr than a chump.
Noah: *smiles innocently*
Duncan: *takes drink* well Uh-
Destrey: Wait a second-
Noah: *knocks drink on Destrey then runs off*
Destrey: WHAT? UGH!
Duncan: BAGOUCH! OH! I AM- I AM- I AM PEEVED! BAGOUCH!
Destrey: HE IS SO PEEVED RIGHT NOW!
Duncan: Why would Du do that?! Du jus hit- THAT WAS SUCH A TRICKY THING TO DO!
Destrey: WHY WOULD Du KNOCK THAT OUT OF HIS HAND? HE WAS GONNA DRINK THAT!
Duncan: That was pretty stealthy I'm not gonna lie!
Noah: Hey man *points to Duncan*, Stuff it.
Duncan: Du want me to what?!
Destrey: He is- He is PEEVED!
Duncan: This guy wants me to stuff it! Du know, I'm not a calzone! Last time I checked!
Destrey: GO RIDE A ROLLER COASTER!
Noah: Your cruisin' for a brusin'.
Destrey: GO RIDE A CIRCUS RIDE!
Duncan: Ya- WHAT? WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?!
Noah: Heeeeeyyyy! *puts arms around Destrey and Duncan*
Destrey: Oh not again!
Duncan: What do Du want?
Destrey: It never ends!
Noah: Okay, that was twice now.
Duncan: Ya, that was twice now.
Noah: What Du sagte about the circus ride really opened up my eyes. *hands Duncan a cup* I bought Du a replacement beverage. I'm truly sorry about this. I was confused. I didn't know what I wanted.
Duncan: No way.... That is just..So nice of you!
Noah: *Hand reaches over to cup*
Destrey: Wait a second....
Noah: *Shakes Duncan's hand instead then walks off*
Destrey: That was the nicest- that guy!
Duncan: Wow, I think I really misjudged that guy!
Destrey: *nods head* He's a good guy!
Duncan: Du know I kinda feel like- like-
Destrey: *randomly picks up hand hitting the saft and spills it all over his face*
Duncan: OH! OH I AM-
Destrey: *walks away*
Duncan: OH! BAGOUCH! *storms off*
star, sterne and Gwen: 0.o
(m.youtube.com/index?desktop_uri=%2F&gl=US#/watch?v...ytk)
****CONFESSIONAL****
Star: I'm pretty sure that's the first time I've seen Noah...do anything like that!
Gwen: Did Duncan just get bullied....by Noah?
****END CONFESSIONAL****
Crystal: *walks up with Samanthat* Okay....? Did y'all guys see that to?
S&G: *nods*
Crystal: Just checking. Well do Du two wanna Mitmachen me and Samanthat?
Gwen: Maybe we'll catch up with Du guys later. Me and star, sterne have to figure something out first.....
Crystal: Okay....? Come on Samanthat!
Samanthat: Maybe Mirra would wanna come.
Samanthat: Okay! *they walk off*
READER: BE THE SAME PEOPLE BUT AT A DIFFERENT PLACE!
Crystal: Who do Du got Mirra?
Mirra: *looks at slip of paper* YAY! Alejandro! :D You?
Crystal: *looks at paper* Uhh....oh! Noah. Well he'll be easy! How about Du Samanthat?
Samanthat: I got Cody. :P I'll just get him a three dollar game.
Mirra: I already know what to get Alejandro!
Crystal: Well let's get this done and goof off the rest of the time!
Mirra: :D Hell ya! *off they run*
READER: BE ANOTHER PERSON
Cody: *Checking out* Well now that I got a great gift for Gwen, I can relax the rest of the day!
Store Clerk: Look man, I really don't give a crap. Just pay for Du item!
Cody: *hands him a credit card* Our host Rayla told us not to worry about money! She'd take care of it! *swipes card*
SC: Kay? Well it's not working sir.
Cody: What? *swipes again*
SC: Didn't Du say Rayla? Oh! Your from TDB! Doesn't she hate you?
Cody: *groans* Yes....
SC: *points to Duncan, Gwen, Star, and Noah who are walking out of the store* Arn't they in it to? They didn't have credit cards.
Cody: *groans again* Of course.... Well sense Du know who I am.....
SC: Du still have to pay.
Cody: *grabs item* Right.......*Runs out of store towered elevator* I'M SORRY BUT I NEED THIS TO WIN! *bumps into someone*
Shane: Hey Cody. Du have to pay for that...
Cody: *runs around him* SORRY!
Shane: *sighs* I'm not chasing after him :P *pulls out walkey-talky* I'll tell Ebony to! *presses button* Hey Eb?
WHERE EBONY IS AT
Ebony: *answers* Sup Shane?
Shane: Ya Co-
Ebony: Wait.... How did Du call a phone with a walkey-talky?
Shane: Uh....
Ebony: And how are we mall cops now?
Shane: I don't know? Ask Ra-
Ebony: And how-
Shane: EBONY! JUST TELL CHEF WE HAVE A FREAKING THEIF!
Ebony: Okay grumpy-pants! We'll take care of it! *hangs up phone* Chef, who magically just got back from vacation, we have a thief!
Chef: Well Du take care of it! I'm busy!
Ebony: -_- But he's right over there...... *points to Cody who's waiting for the elevator to open*
Chef: FINE! I'll handle it! *runs after Cody* MAGGOT! Du BETTER RETURN THOSE NOW!
Cody: *elevator door open* SORRY CHEF! >:D *runs into elevator and the doors close*
Chef: *shrugs* I tried. *goes and sits*
BE SOMEONE ELSE
Alejandro: *walking in rage around the mall*
Mirra: *walks Von with Crystal and Samanthat. She then sees him and says she'll be right back. Walks up to Alejandro* Hey Alejandro!
Alejandro: >:| What do Du want?
Mirra: :( Uh... Who do Du got?
Alejandro: *mumbles* Duncan.
Mirra: Oh...cool. I got you!
Alejandro: Are Du going to leave me alone? That would be the best gift ever.
Mirra: D,: ...Okay.... WHATEVER! *Storms off toward Crystal and Samanthat with tears in her eyes*
Crystal: What's wrong Mirra?!
Mirra: I don't wanna talk about it!
SOMEONE ELSE
Duncan: *looking at a TV about to cry* W-Why!? Why can't we find all those Tiere a home! They're people too! I-I just want to hold them all in my arm!
Gwen: Um.....Duncan? Are Du okay?
Noah: He's just being a chump!
Duncan: Be quite Noah!
Noah: Oh I would, but you're making it really hard!
Star: Noah, Stop! *Noah an Duncan continue to fight when Destrey walks by* DES!
Destrey: Yo?
Star: Du hang out with them a lot right?
Destrey: Ya...
Gwen: What is wrong with them?
Star: They've bee Schauspielen like this sense the elimination ceremony yesterday!
Destrey: Haha that's when I made cupcakes!
Both: 0.0 What?
Destrey: Yep ^.^
Gwen: What was in those cupcakes?
Destrey: Eggs, Milk, cupcake mix, Oil, Cheetos, speck hawk brand bacon, and some mushrooms!
Star: What...what kind of mushrooms?
Destrey: I don't know? I've been eating them since I was little!
Gwen: Who all ate the cupcakes?
Destrey: Duncan, Noah, me, and......Uh... It starts with an A..... Uh... LOL I forgot. :P
Star: -.- But I think I know..... Come on! *walks off*
IN AN ELEVATOR
Cody: *Pressing different buttons repeatedly* COME ON! COME ON! COME ON! COME ON! *The elevator makes some noises then stops* 0.0
Crap! CAN ANYONE HERE ME! *knocks on door* HELP! *sighs* Well....If I pressed a whole bunch of buttons before... *presses them all*
IN ANOTHER ROOM
?????: *typing on a computer when alarm goes off* UHG! What's the point of making the emergency button impossible to find if someone always finds it?! *turns on monitor* What douche bag got stuck this time? *monitor shows Cody* -____- 'Course.
Cody: *hears static* Hello? Is someone there?
?????: *the person is gonna be on a microphone this whole time* Sup?
Cody: Rayla.......Nooo!
Rayla: Yes.
Cody: *sighs* Okay look, I know this isn't the time.... What with me getting out in your hands and all.... But what happened like three episodes ago...... I liked it, and I want it to happen again.....
Rayal: Cody....
Cody: Ray....
Rayla: *really happy sounding* Cody!
Cody: *embarrassed* He-he Ray.....
Rayla: *Mad* CODY!
Cody: *Scared* Ray....
Rayla: *normal* Don't worry Cody! We'll get Du out this instance!
Cody: Really! :D
Rayla: *laughs* As soon as Du admit that, that whole situation was a mistake and that Du suck major utter!
Cody: NOOOO!!!
Rayla: *shrugs* 'Kay! I guess Du won't mind if I play obnoxious elevator Musik then?
Cody: *puts hands over ears* Du wouldn't!
Rayla: Ya I would. :P *presses button and Musik starts*
Cody: It begins.....
BE THE GOTH AND FRIENDS
Noah: Man, I'm not lying when I say this.... Du suck.
Duncan: *sobbing* I'm sorry!
Gwen: *x2 facepalm* WIIL Du TWO SHUT UP! *turns toward Destrey* Are Du sure those are the ones Du used?
Destrey: *Holding store bought mushrooms* Yup! Ma's always bought that kind!
Star: Where did Du get store bought mushrooms?
Destrey: Shane's kitchen. That's where I got everything!
Gwen: Then we need to go there!
Star: TO SHANE'S MAGICALLY OBTAINED SECURITY OFFICE! *off they run*
BE THE GIRLS
Mirra: I-I don't get it!
Crystal: *pats her back* I'm sorry Mirra...
Samanthat: Hey.. Let's not let this ruin today! We all got our gifts. Let's have have some fun!
Mirra; *sighs* Kay... :)
Crystal: LOOK! *points* A CONVENIENTLY PLACED KARAOKE CLUB!
Samanthat: That might make Du feel better...
Mirra we can try it...,
Alejandro: *bumps into Mirra* MOVE! *walks into club*
Mirra: D,:< LET'S DO THIS! *storms into club*
IN AN ELEVATOR
Cody: *sighs* I can do this.... I'll be fine...
DENIAL :(
Cody: *looks super bored* Okay! Its been like a minute! *looks at a picture of candy* Oh candy.....I may never get to taste Du again... *looks at bag with gift in it* Hey gift, maybe Rayla won't keep me in here forever! :)
Rayla: Ha...I will.
Cody: *mumbles* No one even asked you.....
IN AN OFFICE
Shane: *typing on computer* Stupid Cody and Ebony shippers..... I didn't cast a spell on her to make her not like Cody. -.-
pilz group: *Bust threw door, breaking it*
Shane: -_____- Was that really necessary?
Duncan: *picks up piece of door with tears in his eyes* Du DIDN'T DESERVE THIS! *Cradles piece*
Noah: Hey man..
Duncan: BAGOUCH! IM PEEVED AGAIN!
Noah: I was gonna tell your piece it was hideous.
Duncan: *gasps and looks at piece* That is not true!
Destrey: *gasps* NOAH! THAT IS TERRIBLE TO SAY! *takes piece from Duncan* Piece, Du are beautiful! No matter what they say!
Duncan: Du are beautiful, in every single way!
Both: BECAUSE Du IS SMART, Du IS KIND, AND Du IS IMPORTANT!
Shane: :? The hell.....?
Star: *throws package at Shane* They're Schauspielen like that because of these!
Gwen: Explain them!
Shane: *looks at package* I don't cook mushrooms.
Star: What?
Shane: I don't like them so I don't cook them.
Gwen: Then why are they in your kitchen?
Shane: *shrugs* Ask Ebony. She puts Zufällig crap in the küche all the time.
Star: *Groans* Fine. Let's go. *Gwen, Noah, and Destrey leave and Duncan stays behind*
Duncan: *picking up pieces of door* I'll hold Du all...
Shane: GET OUT OF MY OFFICE DUNCAN!
Duncan: I'M SORRY DON'T HIT ME!
****CONFESSIONAL****
Duncan: *cradling pieces and singing* Don't worry. About a thing! Cause every little thing... Is gonna be alright!
Noah: What an asshole.
****END CONFESSIONAL****
ANGER D:<
Cody: Rayla! As soon as I get out of here I'm going to tell the universe what I did! Do Du hear me?!
Rayla: Can't hear Du over the music! *turns it up louder*
Cody: OH GOD! I HATE YOU!
AT CLUB
Club DJ: Alright Weiter we got 3 girls who are ready to turn it up! Give it up for Mirra, Crystal, and Samanthat!
Alejandro: *sitting at a table* ???
Mirra: We'd Like to sing Gives Du Hell Von The All American Rejects.
Dj: Du got it! *starts music*
Mirra: I wake up every evening
With a big smile on my face
And it never feels out of place
And you're still probably working
At a nine-to-five pace
I wonder how bad that tastes
The 3: When Du see my face
Hope it gives Du hell
Hope it gives Du hell
When Du walk my way
Hope it gives Du hell
Hope it gives Du hell
Mirra: Now where's your picket fence, love?
And where's that shiny car?
And did it ever get Du far?
And Du never seemed so tense, love
I've never seen Du fall so hard
Do Du know where Du are?
And truth be told, I miss you
C&S: miss you
And truth be told, I'm lyin'
The 3: When Du see my face
Hope it gives Du hell
Hope it gives Du hell
When Du walk my way
Hope it gives Du hell
Hope it gives Du hell
If Du find a man that's worth a damn
And treats Du well
Then he's a fool, you're just as well
Hope it gives Du hell
I hope it gives Du hell
Mirra: Tomorrow you'll be thinking to yourself
Yeah, "Where'd it all go wrong?"
But the Liste goes on and on
But truth be told, I miss Du
C&S: miss you
And truth be told, I'm lyin'
The 3: When Du see my face
Hope it gives Du hell
Hope it gives Du hell
When Du walk my way
Hope it gives Du hell
Hope it gives Du hell
If Du find a man that's worth a damn
And treats Du well
Then he's a fool, you're just as well
I hope it gives Du hell
Mirra: Now you'll never see
What you've done to me
Du can take back your memories
They're no good to me
And here's all your lies
Du can look me in the eyes
With the sad, sad look
That Du wear so well
C&S: When Du see my face
Hope it gives Du hell
Hope it gives Du hell
When Du walk my way
Hope it gives Du hell
Hope it gives Du hell
When Du find a man that's worth a damn
And treats Du well
Then he's a fool, you're just as well
I hope it gives Du hell
Mirra: When Du see my face
Hope it gives Du hell
Hope it gives Du hell
C&S: Hope it gives Du hell
Mirra: When Du walk my way
Hope it gives Du hell
Hope it gives Du hell
C&S: Hope it gives Du hell
Mirra: When Du hear this song and Du sing along
But Du never tell
C&S: But Du never tell
Mirra: Then you're a fool, I'm just as well
I hope it gives Du hell
C&S: Hope it gives Du hell
Mirra; When Du hear this song
I hope that it will give Du hell
C&S: Hope it gives Du hell
Mirra *starts tearing up*: Du can sing along
All 3: I hope that it puts Du through hell
Crowd ('cept Alejandro): *Cheers*
Dj: AMAZING! Let's give them another round of applause!
Crowd ('cept Alejandro): *Cheers again*
Mirra: *runs off stage*
Alejandro: *runs after her*
DJ; Yo.... Is she okay?
Crystal: Uh....
Samanthat: HOW BOUT ANOTHER SONG?! :D
Crowd: +silence+
Samanthat: *facepals* Of course... *walks off stage with Crystal*
OFFER :O
Cody: *sighs* Okay Rayla.... Du win. If Du let me go,I'll return Her gift...My chance of winning today..... ),:
Rayla: Psh! I don't want it.
Cody: ....I wasn't gonna give it to Du anyways....
SOMEWHERE ELSE
Ebony: Got any 7s
Chef: *Grumbles and hands her card*
Star: EBONY!
Ebony: :P What?
Star: Thank god we found you! Du have too help us!
Gwen: *tosses bag onto table*
Chef: Du JUST MESSED UP OUR GAME!
Ebony: Why do Du have my mushrooms?
Gwen: Destrey had them, he made Cupcakes out of it, then this happened! *points to Noah and Duncan*
Duncan: OW! OW NOAH!
Noah: Sissy.
Duncan: *looks at finger* NOAH BIT ME AND IT REALLY HURT!
Ebony: I see.... Well, they should be back to normal on the marrow! Can't do anything to fix if till then!
Gwen: Really?
Ebony: Yep! So who all ate them?
Destrey: Uh.... Me, Noah, Duncan, and Al! ^.^
Star: Wait.... Al?! OH CRAP! I have to go save someones relationship! *runs off*
Duncan: *tears up* That's so sweet!
Noah: No chump. It's stupid!
Duncan: D':
DISAPPEAR :'C
Cody: Hey Rayla... Du think anyone is wondering where I'm at right now?
Rayla: Eh, They're not :P
Cody: :( Well....who cares what Du think....
SOME OTHER PLACE!
Alejandro: MIRRA!
Mirra: What?!
Alejandro: I have to talk to you...
Mirra: WHAT?!
Alejandro: That was the most......
Mirra: :).....
Alejandro: HORRIBLE THING I HAVE EVER HEARD!
Mirra: ....YOU KNOW WHAT! *slaps him*
Star: *runs up* Wait!
Mirra: I HATE YOU! *Stomps off*
****CONFESSIONAL****
Star: Crap! Crap! Crap!
****END CONFESSIONAL****
IM (NOT) OKAY WITH THIS
Cody: *laying on the ground humming with the music* This song is pretty catchy right Rayla? *he gets no response* Don't ignore me Rayla! *silence* Rayla, are Du there? *looks into camera* Rayla?!
(lol The camera room is shown to be empty)
SOMEWHERE ELSE
Rayla: Kay guys! Give your gifts!
Mirra: *Throws a hand-made bowl at Alejandro's head then huffs*
Alejandro: OW?!
Crystal: Here Noah :D *hands him a Robbert Patterson book*
Noah: *takes book* Thanks chump.
Crystal: S'cuse me?
Noah: Du heard me chump!
Crystal: -.-
Star: *looks around* Where is Cody?
Rayla: *snickers and shrugs* I dunno! Also, sense only y'all three brought gifts like Du had to, y'all are safe! Rest of y'all are up for elimination! CHEF!
Chef: *grabs all the campers at once and throws them on bus* THEY ARE ON!
Rayla: OKAY! LET US HURRY AND LEAVE SENSE EVERYONE *winks* IS HERE! *drives*
IN AN ELEVATOR
Cody: Rayla! *looks at bag* Du think the've done Fragen yet bag? *shakes bag* No? Well them-
Rayla: No ya won't!
Cody: RAYLA? OH THANK GOD I THOUGHT Du LEFT!
Rayla: I did. Your just having delusions douche pickle! Will the real Rayla ever let Cody out? How will Alejandro explain the mushrooms? Finally, What do Du think Cody did? Leave who Du want eliminated (besides Mirra, Star, and Crystal) below! Also again, Find out Weiter time on Total. Drama! BLANK!
Cody: Are Du gonna stay with me Rayla voice?
Rayla voice: Oh hell no!
Cody: Voice! *Silence* D':
(Here is where the elevator thing came from -> m.youtube.com/index?desktop_uri=%2F&gl=US#/watch?v...g
Go watch his comic dubs! Also, Du won't get most of them without Lesen this amazing thing -> link
Yes. So leave who Du want eliminated and answer some of those questions! I'll see ya Weiter time! Abby/starburst-rock)
Dad: *Stirs brownie mix* Abby, are Du sure Du put all the ingredients in?
Me: Yup! Everything on the box!
Dad: Well Du put to of everything right?
Me: Why would I do that?
Dad: Abby. Your making two batches at the same time -.-
Me: Oh.....
Dad: And your supposed to be the smart one?
LOL I'm stupid. ENJOY :D)
ELIMINATION CEREMONY
Rayla: *tearing up* Hey guys!
Crystal: What's wrong?
Rayla: YOUR GETTING RID OF SOMEONE WHO I WOULD ACTUALLY KEEP IN MY POCKET CAUSE I THINK THERE SO COOL!
Star: Noah?
Rayla: NO! *gives doughnut to everyone bit LeShawana* I-I'm sorry!
LeShawana: *shrugs* Bye! *Goes off into the sunset on the majestic ross dolphin*
Rayla: I HOPE Y'ALL ARE HAPPY! *runs off*
Alejandro: What just happened?
THE Weiter DAY...... ON A BUS?
Crystal: *Hits head on sitz and wakes up rubbing his head* OW! What the hell! *the other campers soon start to wake up and take a seat*
Rayla: *Yells from drivers seat* MORNING CAMPERS!
Samanthat: Why are we on a bus?!
Rayla: Great question! But first......Last time on Total Drama Blank! I put a twist on romantic crap!, I'm pretty sure Courtney is up to something evil even if she's not on the show, and that's it! What will happen now? Find out!
Destrey: SUCCESS!
Rayla: Okay! So it comes to my attention that I didn't get y'all gifts for any holiday that has come! So, I'm still not gonna!
Duncan: Gee! Thanks -.-
Rayla: Y'all will draw a name out of this can of beans and whoever Du get, Du will find a gift for! There's no rush and this isn't really a hard challenge. It's really just an excuse to go goof off in the mall -.-
Gwen: What about breakfast?
Rayla: *arrives* It's called a Essen court! Shane is outside with the can! GO! *They run off bus and get the names*
(IN MALL Essen COURT WITH DUNCAN AND DESTREY)
Destrey: *holding a bag of oranges* That is never gonna work!
Duncan: *Holding orange juice* Uh.. Ya it will!
Destrey: That is never gonna work with your amount of science knowledge.
Duncan: Du know, I watch Bill Nigh! Everyday and I'm a level three now. My knowledge has been going up pretty stetely.
Destrey: No, your not up to my level! My power is over nine-thousand.
Duncan:......Nine-thousand of what?
Destrey: Just nine-thousand in general.
Duncan: Oh..
Noah: *walks up behind them* Sup chumps? *hits Duncan's drink causing it to fall on Destrey's hemd, shirt then walks off*
Both: ........
Duncan: HEY! What was that? I can no longer drink this!
Noah: *shrugs*
Duncan: THAT REALLY PEEVES ME OFF!
Destrey: WHY WOULD Du KNOCK THE DRINK OUT OF HIS HAND?!
Duncan: Why would you- Why would Du do that?!
Noah: Hey bro.
Duncan: Du know what- BAGOUCH! I am so peeved right now!
Destrey: He is peeved!
Noah: Hey bro, your crusin' for a brusin'.
Destrey: I'M JUST GONNA GO BUY AN ENTIRE... ARRAY OF CLOTHES!
Duncan: YA AND WHEN- What?
Destrey: AND BECOME MIKE TYSON'S AGENT!
Noah: Hey, hey, hey, hey. Big show. *walks up behind him. Carrying a cup and puts his arm around Duncan* Du know, I've been thinking on my actions and I've been Schauspielen like a huge chump for these last couple of minutes...
Duncan: Ya, Du have been. A big chump!
Noah: *hands Duncan drink* I bought Du a replacement drink.
Destrey: You've been Mehr than a chump.
Noah: *smiles innocently*
Duncan: *takes drink* well Uh-
Destrey: Wait a second-
Noah: *knocks drink on Destrey then runs off*
Destrey: WHAT? UGH!
Duncan: BAGOUCH! OH! I AM- I AM- I AM PEEVED! BAGOUCH!
Destrey: HE IS SO PEEVED RIGHT NOW!
Duncan: Why would Du do that?! Du jus hit- THAT WAS SUCH A TRICKY THING TO DO!
Destrey: WHY WOULD Du KNOCK THAT OUT OF HIS HAND? HE WAS GONNA DRINK THAT!
Duncan: That was pretty stealthy I'm not gonna lie!
Noah: Hey man *points to Duncan*, Stuff it.
Duncan: Du want me to what?!
Destrey: He is- He is PEEVED!
Duncan: This guy wants me to stuff it! Du know, I'm not a calzone! Last time I checked!
Destrey: GO RIDE A ROLLER COASTER!
Noah: Your cruisin' for a brusin'.
Destrey: GO RIDE A CIRCUS RIDE!
Duncan: Ya- WHAT? WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?!
Noah: Heeeeeyyyy! *puts arms around Destrey and Duncan*
Destrey: Oh not again!
Duncan: What do Du want?
Destrey: It never ends!
Noah: Okay, that was twice now.
Duncan: Ya, that was twice now.
Noah: What Du sagte about the circus ride really opened up my eyes. *hands Duncan a cup* I bought Du a replacement beverage. I'm truly sorry about this. I was confused. I didn't know what I wanted.
Duncan: No way.... That is just..So nice of you!
Noah: *Hand reaches over to cup*
Destrey: Wait a second....
Noah: *Shakes Duncan's hand instead then walks off*
Destrey: That was the nicest- that guy!
Duncan: Wow, I think I really misjudged that guy!
Destrey: *nods head* He's a good guy!
Duncan: Du know I kinda feel like- like-
Destrey: *randomly picks up hand hitting the saft and spills it all over his face*
Duncan: OH! OH I AM-
Destrey: *walks away*
Duncan: OH! BAGOUCH! *storms off*
star, sterne and Gwen: 0.o
(m.youtube.com/index?desktop_uri=%2F&gl=US#/watch?v...ytk)
****CONFESSIONAL****
Star: I'm pretty sure that's the first time I've seen Noah...do anything like that!
Gwen: Did Duncan just get bullied....by Noah?
****END CONFESSIONAL****
Crystal: *walks up with Samanthat* Okay....? Did y'all guys see that to?
S&G: *nods*
Crystal: Just checking. Well do Du two wanna Mitmachen me and Samanthat?
Gwen: Maybe we'll catch up with Du guys later. Me and star, sterne have to figure something out first.....
Crystal: Okay....? Come on Samanthat!
Samanthat: Maybe Mirra would wanna come.
Samanthat: Okay! *they walk off*
READER: BE THE SAME PEOPLE BUT AT A DIFFERENT PLACE!
Crystal: Who do Du got Mirra?
Mirra: *looks at slip of paper* YAY! Alejandro! :D You?
Crystal: *looks at paper* Uhh....oh! Noah. Well he'll be easy! How about Du Samanthat?
Samanthat: I got Cody. :P I'll just get him a three dollar game.
Mirra: I already know what to get Alejandro!
Crystal: Well let's get this done and goof off the rest of the time!
Mirra: :D Hell ya! *off they run*
READER: BE ANOTHER PERSON
Cody: *Checking out* Well now that I got a great gift for Gwen, I can relax the rest of the day!
Store Clerk: Look man, I really don't give a crap. Just pay for Du item!
Cody: *hands him a credit card* Our host Rayla told us not to worry about money! She'd take care of it! *swipes card*
SC: Kay? Well it's not working sir.
Cody: What? *swipes again*
SC: Didn't Du say Rayla? Oh! Your from TDB! Doesn't she hate you?
Cody: *groans* Yes....
SC: *points to Duncan, Gwen, Star, and Noah who are walking out of the store* Arn't they in it to? They didn't have credit cards.
Cody: *groans again* Of course.... Well sense Du know who I am.....
SC: Du still have to pay.
Cody: *grabs item* Right.......*Runs out of store towered elevator* I'M SORRY BUT I NEED THIS TO WIN! *bumps into someone*
Shane: Hey Cody. Du have to pay for that...
Cody: *runs around him* SORRY!
Shane: *sighs* I'm not chasing after him :P *pulls out walkey-talky* I'll tell Ebony to! *presses button* Hey Eb?
WHERE EBONY IS AT
Ebony: *answers* Sup Shane?
Shane: Ya Co-
Ebony: Wait.... How did Du call a phone with a walkey-talky?
Shane: Uh....
Ebony: And how are we mall cops now?
Shane: I don't know? Ask Ra-
Ebony: And how-
Shane: EBONY! JUST TELL CHEF WE HAVE A FREAKING THEIF!
Ebony: Okay grumpy-pants! We'll take care of it! *hangs up phone* Chef, who magically just got back from vacation, we have a thief!
Chef: Well Du take care of it! I'm busy!
Ebony: -_- But he's right over there...... *points to Cody who's waiting for the elevator to open*
Chef: FINE! I'll handle it! *runs after Cody* MAGGOT! Du BETTER RETURN THOSE NOW!
Cody: *elevator door open* SORRY CHEF! >:D *runs into elevator and the doors close*
Chef: *shrugs* I tried. *goes and sits*
BE SOMEONE ELSE
Alejandro: *walking in rage around the mall*
Mirra: *walks Von with Crystal and Samanthat. She then sees him and says she'll be right back. Walks up to Alejandro* Hey Alejandro!
Alejandro: >:| What do Du want?
Mirra: :( Uh... Who do Du got?
Alejandro: *mumbles* Duncan.
Mirra: Oh...cool. I got you!
Alejandro: Are Du going to leave me alone? That would be the best gift ever.
Mirra: D,: ...Okay.... WHATEVER! *Storms off toward Crystal and Samanthat with tears in her eyes*
Crystal: What's wrong Mirra?!
Mirra: I don't wanna talk about it!
SOMEONE ELSE
Duncan: *looking at a TV about to cry* W-Why!? Why can't we find all those Tiere a home! They're people too! I-I just want to hold them all in my arm!
Gwen: Um.....Duncan? Are Du okay?
Noah: He's just being a chump!
Duncan: Be quite Noah!
Noah: Oh I would, but you're making it really hard!
Star: Noah, Stop! *Noah an Duncan continue to fight when Destrey walks by* DES!
Destrey: Yo?
Star: Du hang out with them a lot right?
Destrey: Ya...
Gwen: What is wrong with them?
Star: They've bee Schauspielen like this sense the elimination ceremony yesterday!
Destrey: Haha that's when I made cupcakes!
Both: 0.0 What?
Destrey: Yep ^.^
Gwen: What was in those cupcakes?
Destrey: Eggs, Milk, cupcake mix, Oil, Cheetos, speck hawk brand bacon, and some mushrooms!
Star: What...what kind of mushrooms?
Destrey: I don't know? I've been eating them since I was little!
Gwen: Who all ate the cupcakes?
Destrey: Duncan, Noah, me, and......Uh... It starts with an A..... Uh... LOL I forgot. :P
Star: -.- But I think I know..... Come on! *walks off*
IN AN ELEVATOR
Cody: *Pressing different buttons repeatedly* COME ON! COME ON! COME ON! COME ON! *The elevator makes some noises then stops* 0.0
Crap! CAN ANYONE HERE ME! *knocks on door* HELP! *sighs* Well....If I pressed a whole bunch of buttons before... *presses them all*
IN ANOTHER ROOM
?????: *typing on a computer when alarm goes off* UHG! What's the point of making the emergency button impossible to find if someone always finds it?! *turns on monitor* What douche bag got stuck this time? *monitor shows Cody* -____- 'Course.
Cody: *hears static* Hello? Is someone there?
?????: *the person is gonna be on a microphone this whole time* Sup?
Cody: Rayla.......Nooo!
Rayla: Yes.
Cody: *sighs* Okay look, I know this isn't the time.... What with me getting out in your hands and all.... But what happened like three episodes ago...... I liked it, and I want it to happen again.....
Rayal: Cody....
Cody: Ray....
Rayla: *really happy sounding* Cody!
Cody: *embarrassed* He-he Ray.....
Rayla: *Mad* CODY!
Cody: *Scared* Ray....
Rayla: *normal* Don't worry Cody! We'll get Du out this instance!
Cody: Really! :D
Rayla: *laughs* As soon as Du admit that, that whole situation was a mistake and that Du suck major utter!
Cody: NOOOO!!!
Rayla: *shrugs* 'Kay! I guess Du won't mind if I play obnoxious elevator Musik then?
Cody: *puts hands over ears* Du wouldn't!
Rayla: Ya I would. :P *presses button and Musik starts*
Cody: It begins.....
BE THE GOTH AND FRIENDS
Noah: Man, I'm not lying when I say this.... Du suck.
Duncan: *sobbing* I'm sorry!
Gwen: *x2 facepalm* WIIL Du TWO SHUT UP! *turns toward Destrey* Are Du sure those are the ones Du used?
Destrey: *Holding store bought mushrooms* Yup! Ma's always bought that kind!
Star: Where did Du get store bought mushrooms?
Destrey: Shane's kitchen. That's where I got everything!
Gwen: Then we need to go there!
Star: TO SHANE'S MAGICALLY OBTAINED SECURITY OFFICE! *off they run*
BE THE GIRLS
Mirra: I-I don't get it!
Crystal: *pats her back* I'm sorry Mirra...
Samanthat: Hey.. Let's not let this ruin today! We all got our gifts. Let's have have some fun!
Mirra; *sighs* Kay... :)
Crystal: LOOK! *points* A CONVENIENTLY PLACED KARAOKE CLUB!
Samanthat: That might make Du feel better...
Mirra we can try it...,
Alejandro: *bumps into Mirra* MOVE! *walks into club*
Mirra: D,:< LET'S DO THIS! *storms into club*
IN AN ELEVATOR
Cody: *sighs* I can do this.... I'll be fine...
DENIAL :(
Cody: *looks super bored* Okay! Its been like a minute! *looks at a picture of candy* Oh candy.....I may never get to taste Du again... *looks at bag with gift in it* Hey gift, maybe Rayla won't keep me in here forever! :)
Rayla: Ha...I will.
Cody: *mumbles* No one even asked you.....
IN AN OFFICE
Shane: *typing on computer* Stupid Cody and Ebony shippers..... I didn't cast a spell on her to make her not like Cody. -.-
pilz group: *Bust threw door, breaking it*
Shane: -_____- Was that really necessary?
Duncan: *picks up piece of door with tears in his eyes* Du DIDN'T DESERVE THIS! *Cradles piece*
Noah: Hey man..
Duncan: BAGOUCH! IM PEEVED AGAIN!
Noah: I was gonna tell your piece it was hideous.
Duncan: *gasps and looks at piece* That is not true!
Destrey: *gasps* NOAH! THAT IS TERRIBLE TO SAY! *takes piece from Duncan* Piece, Du are beautiful! No matter what they say!
Duncan: Du are beautiful, in every single way!
Both: BECAUSE Du IS SMART, Du IS KIND, AND Du IS IMPORTANT!
Shane: :? The hell.....?
Star: *throws package at Shane* They're Schauspielen like that because of these!
Gwen: Explain them!
Shane: *looks at package* I don't cook mushrooms.
Star: What?
Shane: I don't like them so I don't cook them.
Gwen: Then why are they in your kitchen?
Shane: *shrugs* Ask Ebony. She puts Zufällig crap in the küche all the time.
Star: *Groans* Fine. Let's go. *Gwen, Noah, and Destrey leave and Duncan stays behind*
Duncan: *picking up pieces of door* I'll hold Du all...
Shane: GET OUT OF MY OFFICE DUNCAN!
Duncan: I'M SORRY DON'T HIT ME!
****CONFESSIONAL****
Duncan: *cradling pieces and singing* Don't worry. About a thing! Cause every little thing... Is gonna be alright!
Noah: What an asshole.
****END CONFESSIONAL****
ANGER D:<
Cody: Rayla! As soon as I get out of here I'm going to tell the universe what I did! Do Du hear me?!
Rayla: Can't hear Du over the music! *turns it up louder*
Cody: OH GOD! I HATE YOU!
AT CLUB
Club DJ: Alright Weiter we got 3 girls who are ready to turn it up! Give it up for Mirra, Crystal, and Samanthat!
Alejandro: *sitting at a table* ???
Mirra: We'd Like to sing Gives Du Hell Von The All American Rejects.
Dj: Du got it! *starts music*
Mirra: I wake up every evening
With a big smile on my face
And it never feels out of place
And you're still probably working
At a nine-to-five pace
I wonder how bad that tastes
The 3: When Du see my face
Hope it gives Du hell
Hope it gives Du hell
When Du walk my way
Hope it gives Du hell
Hope it gives Du hell
Mirra: Now where's your picket fence, love?
And where's that shiny car?
And did it ever get Du far?
And Du never seemed so tense, love
I've never seen Du fall so hard
Do Du know where Du are?
And truth be told, I miss you
C&S: miss you
And truth be told, I'm lyin'
The 3: When Du see my face
Hope it gives Du hell
Hope it gives Du hell
When Du walk my way
Hope it gives Du hell
Hope it gives Du hell
If Du find a man that's worth a damn
And treats Du well
Then he's a fool, you're just as well
Hope it gives Du hell
I hope it gives Du hell
Mirra: Tomorrow you'll be thinking to yourself
Yeah, "Where'd it all go wrong?"
But the Liste goes on and on
But truth be told, I miss Du
C&S: miss you
And truth be told, I'm lyin'
The 3: When Du see my face
Hope it gives Du hell
Hope it gives Du hell
When Du walk my way
Hope it gives Du hell
Hope it gives Du hell
If Du find a man that's worth a damn
And treats Du well
Then he's a fool, you're just as well
I hope it gives Du hell
Mirra: Now you'll never see
What you've done to me
Du can take back your memories
They're no good to me
And here's all your lies
Du can look me in the eyes
With the sad, sad look
That Du wear so well
C&S: When Du see my face
Hope it gives Du hell
Hope it gives Du hell
When Du walk my way
Hope it gives Du hell
Hope it gives Du hell
When Du find a man that's worth a damn
And treats Du well
Then he's a fool, you're just as well
I hope it gives Du hell
Mirra: When Du see my face
Hope it gives Du hell
Hope it gives Du hell
C&S: Hope it gives Du hell
Mirra: When Du walk my way
Hope it gives Du hell
Hope it gives Du hell
C&S: Hope it gives Du hell
Mirra: When Du hear this song and Du sing along
But Du never tell
C&S: But Du never tell
Mirra: Then you're a fool, I'm just as well
I hope it gives Du hell
C&S: Hope it gives Du hell
Mirra; When Du hear this song
I hope that it will give Du hell
C&S: Hope it gives Du hell
Mirra *starts tearing up*: Du can sing along
All 3: I hope that it puts Du through hell
Crowd ('cept Alejandro): *Cheers*
Dj: AMAZING! Let's give them another round of applause!
Crowd ('cept Alejandro): *Cheers again*
Mirra: *runs off stage*
Alejandro: *runs after her*
DJ; Yo.... Is she okay?
Crystal: Uh....
Samanthat: HOW BOUT ANOTHER SONG?! :D
Crowd: +silence+
Samanthat: *facepals* Of course... *walks off stage with Crystal*
OFFER :O
Cody: *sighs* Okay Rayla.... Du win. If Du let me go,I'll return Her gift...My chance of winning today..... ),:
Rayla: Psh! I don't want it.
Cody: ....I wasn't gonna give it to Du anyways....
SOMEWHERE ELSE
Ebony: Got any 7s
Chef: *Grumbles and hands her card*
Star: EBONY!
Ebony: :P What?
Star: Thank god we found you! Du have too help us!
Gwen: *tosses bag onto table*
Chef: Du JUST MESSED UP OUR GAME!
Ebony: Why do Du have my mushrooms?
Gwen: Destrey had them, he made Cupcakes out of it, then this happened! *points to Noah and Duncan*
Duncan: OW! OW NOAH!
Noah: Sissy.
Duncan: *looks at finger* NOAH BIT ME AND IT REALLY HURT!
Ebony: I see.... Well, they should be back to normal on the marrow! Can't do anything to fix if till then!
Gwen: Really?
Ebony: Yep! So who all ate them?
Destrey: Uh.... Me, Noah, Duncan, and Al! ^.^
Star: Wait.... Al?! OH CRAP! I have to go save someones relationship! *runs off*
Duncan: *tears up* That's so sweet!
Noah: No chump. It's stupid!
Duncan: D':
DISAPPEAR :'C
Cody: Hey Rayla... Du think anyone is wondering where I'm at right now?
Rayla: Eh, They're not :P
Cody: :( Well....who cares what Du think....
SOME OTHER PLACE!
Alejandro: MIRRA!
Mirra: What?!
Alejandro: I have to talk to you...
Mirra: WHAT?!
Alejandro: That was the most......
Mirra: :).....
Alejandro: HORRIBLE THING I HAVE EVER HEARD!
Mirra: ....YOU KNOW WHAT! *slaps him*
Star: *runs up* Wait!
Mirra: I HATE YOU! *Stomps off*
****CONFESSIONAL****
Star: Crap! Crap! Crap!
****END CONFESSIONAL****
IM (NOT) OKAY WITH THIS
Cody: *laying on the ground humming with the music* This song is pretty catchy right Rayla? *he gets no response* Don't ignore me Rayla! *silence* Rayla, are Du there? *looks into camera* Rayla?!
(lol The camera room is shown to be empty)
SOMEWHERE ELSE
Rayla: Kay guys! Give your gifts!
Mirra: *Throws a hand-made bowl at Alejandro's head then huffs*
Alejandro: OW?!
Crystal: Here Noah :D *hands him a Robbert Patterson book*
Noah: *takes book* Thanks chump.
Crystal: S'cuse me?
Noah: Du heard me chump!
Crystal: -.-
Star: *looks around* Where is Cody?
Rayla: *snickers and shrugs* I dunno! Also, sense only y'all three brought gifts like Du had to, y'all are safe! Rest of y'all are up for elimination! CHEF!
Chef: *grabs all the campers at once and throws them on bus* THEY ARE ON!
Rayla: OKAY! LET US HURRY AND LEAVE SENSE EVERYONE *winks* IS HERE! *drives*
IN AN ELEVATOR
Cody: Rayla! *looks at bag* Du think the've done Fragen yet bag? *shakes bag* No? Well them-
Rayla: No ya won't!
Cody: RAYLA? OH THANK GOD I THOUGHT Du LEFT!
Rayla: I did. Your just having delusions douche pickle! Will the real Rayla ever let Cody out? How will Alejandro explain the mushrooms? Finally, What do Du think Cody did? Leave who Du want eliminated (besides Mirra, Star, and Crystal) below! Also again, Find out Weiter time on Total. Drama! BLANK!
Cody: Are Du gonna stay with me Rayla voice?
Rayla voice: Oh hell no!
Cody: Voice! *Silence* D':
(Here is where the elevator thing came from -> m.youtube.com/index?desktop_uri=%2F&gl=US#/watch?v...g
Go watch his comic dubs! Also, Du won't get most of them without Lesen this amazing thing -> link
Yes. So leave who Du want eliminated and answer some of those questions! I'll see ya Weiter time! Abby/starburst-rock)