1. Insist that he is a furby.
2. Keep calling him useless.
3. Pull all his pelz off so he's just a load of wires.
4. Shut him in cupboards and say it was an accident.
5. Get his name wrong all the time.
6. Ask him is he actually has a gender.
7. Sit on him.
8. Carry him around with you, and swing, schaukel Du arm like Du would with a bag so he's getting rattled about.
9. Play drums on him.
10. Put him in an aquarium tank, say it was because Du wanted to know whether oder not he could survive underwater.
11. Tell him that he's being replaced, Von one of those rosa poodle robots.
12. Throw him out of your car in the middle of a desert, so he has to fly back to the café.
13. Do this again, except with an aeroplane instead of a car.
14. Constantly claim to Ryou and Keiichiro that he isn't working.
15. Give him to a dog as a squishy toy.
2. Keep calling him useless.
3. Pull all his pelz off so he's just a load of wires.
4. Shut him in cupboards and say it was an accident.
5. Get his name wrong all the time.
6. Ask him is he actually has a gender.
7. Sit on him.
8. Carry him around with you, and swing, schaukel Du arm like Du would with a bag so he's getting rattled about.
9. Play drums on him.
10. Put him in an aquarium tank, say it was because Du wanted to know whether oder not he could survive underwater.
11. Tell him that he's being replaced, Von one of those rosa poodle robots.
12. Throw him out of your car in the middle of a desert, so he has to fly back to the café.
13. Do this again, except with an aeroplane instead of a car.
14. Constantly claim to Ryou and Keiichiro that he isn't working.
15. Give him to a dog as a squishy toy.
