1. Call him "Little Baby Taruto"
2. Ask him if he knows how Babys are made, if he says he doesn't know, laugh, if he says he does, but he's wrong, laugh, if he does know, laugh.
3. Take all his Süßigkeiten away, for a month!
4. Yell "Guess what, Taruto loves Pudding!" really loud to anyone who will listen, make sure Taruto is there at the time.
5. Make him listen to clam, slow music.
6. After a month, when Du give him back his candy, make him eat only ice cream, so much that he gets terrible brainfreeze.
7. Lock him in a room full of cicadas, make sure he the room is teleport-proof.
8. Put a halsband, kragen and leash on him and take him for walks, e isn't allowed to go anywhere unless Du take him.
9. Take him in a car for the first time (assuming they don't have them on his planet) and drive very first along a really windy road, don't give him travelsick pills.
10. schlucken his clacky weapon thing.
11. Whenever Du talk about it, call it the Clacky Weapon Thing.
12. After a while, instead of making him listen to slow and calm music, play a round of 20 Misa no Uta's (from Death Note) really loud.
13. Say he has girl hair.
14. Throw potato chips at him.
15. Surround him with monkeys, ones that will climb on him, pull his hair, wreck his stuff, that kind of thing.
16. Send him to spend the Tag in one of those soft play areas (you know, the ones with ball pools and stuff), laugh at him if he enjoyed it, if he didn't enjoy it, send him there again for the Weiter week.
17. Put a tattoo on him so it looks like he has a moustache; don't let him know how to get it off.
18. Drag him through a huge puddle of mud.
19. Make his bedroom smell really badly of paint, if Du do this Von painting it about 20 times, make sure it's a color he hates. oder just lots of different colors.
21. Pop balloons Weiter to his ears.
22. Call him "Taru-Taru" like pudding does.
23. Dress him up in about 50 blankets, and then let him try to walk about in them.
24. Take him on aeroplanes while he has a cold so his ears go really bad. (if that can even happen to their ears…maybe it happens worse because they big.)
25. Tell him that if he kisses Kisshu, then Du will leave him alone.
26. Get it on video, and Zeigen it to Pai and Pudding.
27. Don't actually leave him alone.
28. Tell everyone that he wets the bed.
29. Tie his hair with rosa ribbons.
30. Get Pai to help Du teleport him ti a field full of elephants and leave him there.
2. Ask him if he knows how Babys are made, if he says he doesn't know, laugh, if he says he does, but he's wrong, laugh, if he does know, laugh.
3. Take all his Süßigkeiten away, for a month!
4. Yell "Guess what, Taruto loves Pudding!" really loud to anyone who will listen, make sure Taruto is there at the time.
5. Make him listen to clam, slow music.
6. After a month, when Du give him back his candy, make him eat only ice cream, so much that he gets terrible brainfreeze.
7. Lock him in a room full of cicadas, make sure he the room is teleport-proof.
8. Put a halsband, kragen and leash on him and take him for walks, e isn't allowed to go anywhere unless Du take him.
9. Take him in a car for the first time (assuming they don't have them on his planet) and drive very first along a really windy road, don't give him travelsick pills.
10. schlucken his clacky weapon thing.
11. Whenever Du talk about it, call it the Clacky Weapon Thing.
12. After a while, instead of making him listen to slow and calm music, play a round of 20 Misa no Uta's (from Death Note) really loud.
13. Say he has girl hair.
14. Throw potato chips at him.
15. Surround him with monkeys, ones that will climb on him, pull his hair, wreck his stuff, that kind of thing.
16. Send him to spend the Tag in one of those soft play areas (you know, the ones with ball pools and stuff), laugh at him if he enjoyed it, if he didn't enjoy it, send him there again for the Weiter week.
17. Put a tattoo on him so it looks like he has a moustache; don't let him know how to get it off.
18. Drag him through a huge puddle of mud.
19. Make his bedroom smell really badly of paint, if Du do this Von painting it about 20 times, make sure it's a color he hates. oder just lots of different colors.
21. Pop balloons Weiter to his ears.
22. Call him "Taru-Taru" like pudding does.
23. Dress him up in about 50 blankets, and then let him try to walk about in them.
24. Take him on aeroplanes while he has a cold so his ears go really bad. (if that can even happen to their ears…maybe it happens worse because they big.)
25. Tell him that if he kisses Kisshu, then Du will leave him alone.
26. Get it on video, and Zeigen it to Pai and Pudding.
27. Don't actually leave him alone.
28. Tell everyone that he wets the bed.
29. Tie his hair with rosa ribbons.
30. Get Pai to help Du teleport him ti a field full of elephants and leave him there.
Random pic of Taruto
