Donald had just finished his work, and went to Douglas' shed.
Donald: Hey Douglas.
Douglas: *On laptop* What do Du want?
Donald: Du wanna come out?
Douglas: No.
Donald: Come on Douggie' come play with me. Come outside.
Douglas: No thank you.
Donald: Hey Douglas. Douglas! Doug- Douggidy Doug!
Donald's Driver: *Throws stone through shed window*
Douglas: What the fuck are Du doing?
Donald: Trying to get Du to come out!
Douglas: *Angry* Leave me alone!
Donald: Okay. *Leaving shed*
Donald soon fell in the drehscheibe, plattenspieler well
Douglas: *Sees Donald, and laughs*
Douglas' Driver: *Accidentally makes Douglas Bewegen forward*
Douglas: Wait. What's happening?! Why am I- *Falls into drehscheibe, plattenspieler well*
Donald: Oh, Hey Douglas. Du actually came out. *Very happy* Yay!!
Douglas: Pain. And now I know how Oliver feels.
Meanwhile with Thomas, and Toby.
Thomas: Hey Toby. Du wanna see my new sports car?
Toby: Uh, Thomas? We're trains. How can we drive a car?
Thomas: Well, it's very simple Toby. Du see-
Sir Tophamm Hat: *arrives* Good morning Thomas.
Thomas: Good morning sir.
Sir Tophamm Hat: There's this new engine named Brenna. Zeigen her around, will you?
Toby: Who's Brenna?
Thomas: I don't know.
Brenna: *Shows up* Hello.
Thomas: *Eyes pop out of head* Hey beautiful... Du wanna go out on a date?
Brenna: Uhmmm. No thank you. *Puffs away*
Thomas: What just happened?
Toby: Du were rejected.
And for our closing act, Henry meets Billy for the first time.
Billy: *Relaxing in siding* Finally. I don't have to be bossed around anymore.
Henry: *Arrives* Duuuh, hi. I'm Henry, and I'm so hungry, I could eat your whole face off.
Billy: *Worried* Okay?
Henry: Duuh, what's your Favorit thing to do?
Billy: Not get bossed around.
Henry: I like to uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuum. I forgot. *Grabs GTA 5* Du should play this game. It's very good.
Billy: Stop telling me what to do! Du are a very bossy engine. *Leaves Henry*
Henry: Duuh, it was only a suggestion. I need to apologize. *Follows Billy*
What Henry didn't know was that Billy was taking a dusche in one of the sheds.
Billy: Stupid bossy boiler. What is GTA 5 anyway?
Henry: *Barges in, and sees Billy* Oh, so that's what a steam engine looks like naked.
Billy: AH! Henry, what are Du doing?!
Henry: Duh, I just came to apologize.
Billy: While I'm naked?! You're a dumbass Henry, a dumbass.
Henry: What's a dumbass?
The End.
Donald: Hey Douglas.
Douglas: *On laptop* What do Du want?
Donald: Du wanna come out?
Douglas: No.
Donald: Come on Douggie' come play with me. Come outside.
Douglas: No thank you.
Donald: Hey Douglas. Douglas! Doug- Douggidy Doug!
Donald's Driver: *Throws stone through shed window*
Douglas: What the fuck are Du doing?
Donald: Trying to get Du to come out!
Douglas: *Angry* Leave me alone!
Donald: Okay. *Leaving shed*
Donald soon fell in the drehscheibe, plattenspieler well
Douglas: *Sees Donald, and laughs*
Douglas' Driver: *Accidentally makes Douglas Bewegen forward*
Douglas: Wait. What's happening?! Why am I- *Falls into drehscheibe, plattenspieler well*
Donald: Oh, Hey Douglas. Du actually came out. *Very happy* Yay!!
Douglas: Pain. And now I know how Oliver feels.
Meanwhile with Thomas, and Toby.
Thomas: Hey Toby. Du wanna see my new sports car?
Toby: Uh, Thomas? We're trains. How can we drive a car?
Thomas: Well, it's very simple Toby. Du see-
Sir Tophamm Hat: *arrives* Good morning Thomas.
Thomas: Good morning sir.
Sir Tophamm Hat: There's this new engine named Brenna. Zeigen her around, will you?
Toby: Who's Brenna?
Thomas: I don't know.
Brenna: *Shows up* Hello.
Thomas: *Eyes pop out of head* Hey beautiful... Du wanna go out on a date?
Brenna: Uhmmm. No thank you. *Puffs away*
Thomas: What just happened?
Toby: Du were rejected.
And for our closing act, Henry meets Billy for the first time.
Billy: *Relaxing in siding* Finally. I don't have to be bossed around anymore.
Henry: *Arrives* Duuuh, hi. I'm Henry, and I'm so hungry, I could eat your whole face off.
Billy: *Worried* Okay?
Henry: Duuh, what's your Favorit thing to do?
Billy: Not get bossed around.
Henry: I like to uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuum. I forgot. *Grabs GTA 5* Du should play this game. It's very good.
Billy: Stop telling me what to do! Du are a very bossy engine. *Leaves Henry*
Henry: Duuh, it was only a suggestion. I need to apologize. *Follows Billy*
What Henry didn't know was that Billy was taking a dusche in one of the sheds.
Billy: Stupid bossy boiler. What is GTA 5 anyway?
Henry: *Barges in, and sees Billy* Oh, so that's what a steam engine looks like naked.
Billy: AH! Henry, what are Du doing?!
Henry: Duh, I just came to apologize.
Billy: While I'm naked?! You're a dumbass Henry, a dumbass.
Henry: What's a dumbass?
The End.
The Eiger Sanction: Froiteg!
Cast
Sean as Clint Eastwood
Jesse & panzer as theirselves
Song: link
Well it's not really a song, but I think you'll enjoy listening to it.
Jesse: *Derailed Weiter to Sean*
Sean: Du ASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!
His voice echoed around the island, all the way into Zorrin.
Panzer: *Smiles devilishly as he hears Sean's echo*
The End
This is short enough to be a short, but another skit is on the way. A much longer one.
Cast
Sean as Clint Eastwood
Jesse & panzer as theirselves
Song: link
Well it's not really a song, but I think you'll enjoy listening to it.
Jesse: *Derailed Weiter to Sean*
Sean: Du ASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!
His voice echoed around the island, all the way into Zorrin.
Panzer: *Smiles devilishly as he hears Sean's echo*
The End
This is short enough to be a short, but another skit is on the way. A much longer one.