We are currently trapped in an elevator. sagte Scooter Tell me something i don't already know. sagte Kermit sarcastically Does anyone have a plan to get us out of here? asked Walter Don't worry Walter, i'm sure someone will think of something. sagte Kermit Bunsen, Du got any ideas for how to get us out of this elevator? asked Kermit I would like to point out that at this present moment, we currently have no way of getting out of this elevator. sagte Bunsen So much for that bright idea. sagte Kermit Luckily though, Beaker is in here with us and might think of something. sagte Bunsen In fact he has an escape plan in case something like this happens. sagte Bunsen Tell us what Beaker's plan is. sagte Fozzie I would tell Du Fozzie, but i forgot that Beaker temporarily Lost his voice so we will have to try something else. sagte Bunsen Then why did Du did even tell us about Beaker in the first place? asked Fozzie Don't start arguing, Fozzie. We're not here to argue. We're here to discuss escape plans. sagte Bunsen Why does Constantine and Dominic Badguy's house even have an elevator? asked Fozzie I've had enough of your complaining, bear! Du annoying twin of Bobo! sagte Polly hummer Well we can't just stand here and do nothing. I think we should call for help. sagte Miss Piggy Fine. I'll hit the door with my fist and see if that will work. sagte Kermit Constantine! Constantine!! Constantine!!! yelled Kermit multiple times I'm in here, frog. sagte Constantine Constantine! yelled Kermit for a final time Du trapped yourself in the elevator? Well at least Du finally get what Du deserve for constantly annoying us with your antics. sagte Walter I'm not responsible for this antic. Therefore I did not prank myself. sagte Constantine But wait if Du didn't tamper with the elevator...Then who did!? asked Kermit Just guess. sagte Constantine Dominic Badguy...Dominic Badguy you'll rule the Tag Du ever trapped us in this elevator to begin with! Du will pay. I'll lock Du in here and see how Du like it! sagte Kermit Bobo yah! Probably staring at his watch somewhere. Uncle Deadly yah! Won't even bother looking for us.
Ever since the events of Muppets Most Wanted, Kermit wanted to get Walter, Pepe, Fozzie, Gonzo, Rowlf, Dr. Teeth, Scooter, Miss Piggy, Sam, Statler and Waldorf, Miss Piggy and the entire Muppet gang back to the theater. Du know. It's been a long time since we've put on some acts. I want to get back into the spirit of doing that. sagte Kermit This place is deserted. Where is everybody else? Did they pack up and leave? asked Walter No, they're just in hiding. sagte Kermit, as he lead Walter and the entire Muppet gang inside. As if they heard, the Muppets in hiding came out of hiding. They ranged from Louis Kazagger to George the Janitor to even the Fazoobs.
The full casts!
Mad Monty- With his only appearance being in Muppet Treasure Island, a reappearance from Mad Monty seems unlikely.
Clueless Morgan and Polly Lobster- Yet two other pirates I doubt we're going to see in the trailer for the upcoming movie.
Miss Mousey- Since she hasn't appeared since then, a reappearance from her seems unlikely. She was also the only female muppet not seen in the Muppets (2011) or its sequel
James Bobin Muppet- With this puppet's only appearance being in the Muppets (2011), a reappearance from this puppet seems unlikely. Just because it didn't appear in the sequel Muppets Most Wanted, doesn't mean it won't ever be reused again.
Mean Mama- Since her only film appearance was The Muppet Movie (1979), the odds of James Bobin writing in a script for Mean Mama seem unlikely, but who knows. Maybe he will.
Slim Wilson- Just because fellow fiddler Gramps managed to make a comeback last spring in Muppets Most Wanted, a comeback for Slim Wilson seems unlikely. Or the rest of the Jughuggers for that matter.
Doglion- This is yet another muppet monster I doubt James Bobin will write a script in for.
Larry and Oliver- Since they did not appear in Muppets Most Wanted, I doubt we'll see much of them nowadays
Old Joe- Since he was the only pirate not at the gulag in Muppets Most Wanted, I doubt James Bobin will write in a script for this obscure arachnid
Phil van Neuter- Since he did not appear in any of the trailers for Muppets Most Wanted, I doubt we're going to see much of this crazy doctor nowadays
Bill the Bubble Guy- Since neither him, Mr. Poodlepants, or Mulch appeared in the Tower of London wedding scene in Muppets Most Wanted, I doubt we're going to see much of him, Mr. Poodlepants, and Mulch nowadays
That just about concludes this countdown of the ten muppets we probably won't see in the upcoming film. I'll see you guys all later.
