1. WTF is wrong with Superman Returns?
2. Did anyone know that Superman is an American staple? Is it save to say Mickey maus will soon be a sewer rat? The American flag will have polka-dots? Coca-Cola will taste like warm Michelob? Sony will start making crappy defective video game products?.......oh.
3. The kid was too young. He was an excellent Clark Kent. Teenage Superman is stupid. I got a film idea for Brandon Routh's teenage Superman (go and look! It sucks but look anyway!) but here it didn't work.