.:Sonadow:.

A blue hedgehog named sonic was walking in the woods to get away from a stalker hündin named Amy Rose his twin sister Penny was distracting her while he was getting away til he heard something in the bushes he found a red strain he seemed to be caught in a bär trap so Sonic got him unstuck and Shadow promised to always be Von sonics side no matter what happens slowly each Tag Shadow started having feelings for Sonic and one Tag he finally confessed his Liebe for Sonic, Sonic felt the same with shadow and they kept their Liebe a secret from sonics Friends then one day

Tails: Sonic please tell me...

sonic: sh-shadow... why the fuck am i in a maid outfit?

shadow: oh.... thats a secret.

sonic: geez.

shadow: can you hand me that magazine over there?

sonic: sure.

sonic bends down and shadow sees sonics underwear...

he then pulls it up to see the full whitness of his underwear.

shadow: oops...curse my hands... i cant control them.

sonic: gah....shadow ...grrr would you cut it ou-

shadow grabs sonics arm and pulls him towards him..... inches from his face.

shadow: you were saying?

sonic: i -um.....

shadow: now theres a good boy........ hehe.

sonic: huh?

sonic notices that shadows face is getting...

last time: ..... stuff happened.

sonic: oooooooooh. my stomach.
shadow: whats wrong with your stomach?
sonic: i dont kno- { vomit}
shadow!
sonic: it hurts so much. shadow, please help me!
shadow: { poor guy, must have morning sickness}

shadow: go eat an apple.
sonic:{ damn}
shadow: if i see a chili dog. ill beat you.
sonic: b-beat?
shadow: Du know?, sex.
sonic: oh.

sonic then eats an apple.

shadow: did Du eat anything for breakfast?
sonic: no i did- GAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

shadow: thats it im taking Du to the hospital.
sonic: h-hospital.

shadow: CHAOS- { boom}

at the hospital:

shadow: CONTORL!

nurse: hello, are you...