Snape and women! - Or, why Du missed prefer celibacy in?
In the universe is a lot of unexplained things. These include Severus Snape's Liebe life, because he has not . True X Files! Yet we continually poured ourselves some romantic stories starring him. Here are some of the possible pairing.
I am a Casanova!
In the story, Hermione Granger, is his partner, who was an devious way to lure to drink a Liebe potion. Then after he added any mind-altering drug they spend a passionate night together. Of course, as an experienced professor, he used the Exmemoriam on Hermione.
History with Drug
The story isn't something else, like a couple of very good twisted gras, grass cigarettes and a passion girl request . In this case, Mehr precisely, spinster request. The aforementioned mind-altering drug with prof Sybill Trelawney, whereupon he falls in love. The addiction is formed at him, because he realizes what he done from then on only the gras, grass finds its peace of mind, well this time it sees an exceptionally beautiful bride and in this time they have some really good nights in the bedroom....
Letter-sex
The female protagonist of the story is Bellatrix Black Lestrange , who has a well-deserved relax in the cool . Liebe is life but she can not give up. Various erotic content letters bombing the Potions master, who, after a few whiskey send letters for her. He make a mistake. Snape promises that he will be waiting for her!
Workplace harassment
This story will certainly play back in the fifth year. When Dolores Umbridge sees Severus Snape she felt unappeasable desire to get him. With Liebe and with ugly Unterwäsche , she chasing poor professor, until he enters into the mental ward of St. Mungo's. There he meet with Gilderoy Lockhart, and they write a book together.
In the universe is a lot of unexplained things. These include Severus Snape's Liebe life, because he has not . True X Files! Yet we continually poured ourselves some romantic stories starring him. Here are some of the possible pairing.
I am a Casanova!
In the story, Hermione Granger, is his partner, who was an devious way to lure to drink a Liebe potion. Then after he added any mind-altering drug they spend a passionate night together. Of course, as an experienced professor, he used the Exmemoriam on Hermione.
History with Drug
The story isn't something else, like a couple of very good twisted gras, grass cigarettes and a passion girl request . In this case, Mehr precisely, spinster request. The aforementioned mind-altering drug with prof Sybill Trelawney, whereupon he falls in love. The addiction is formed at him, because he realizes what he done from then on only the gras, grass finds its peace of mind, well this time it sees an exceptionally beautiful bride and in this time they have some really good nights in the bedroom....
Letter-sex
The female protagonist of the story is Bellatrix Black Lestrange , who has a well-deserved relax in the cool . Liebe is life but she can not give up. Various erotic content letters bombing the Potions master, who, after a few whiskey send letters for her. He make a mistake. Snape promises that he will be waiting for her!
Workplace harassment
This story will certainly play back in the fifth year. When Dolores Umbridge sees Severus Snape she felt unappeasable desire to get him. With Liebe and with ugly Unterwäsche , she chasing poor professor, until he enters into the mental ward of St. Mungo's. There he meet with Gilderoy Lockhart, and they write a book together.
someday
we will be the faces in the textbooks dog-eared and torn we will be immortal until the Tag we are discarded and replaced with new editions oder perhaps the Weiter technology once Lesen becomes obsolete and society falls into virtual illiteracy
with luck we will be remembered still projected onto some cutting edge device that will let them see us in a million dimensions oder hear our voices saying things we never sagte until the students are lulled to sleep Von the languid lectures and their heads slump onto the desks that once held the tattered textbooks
someday
we will be the faces in the textbooks dog-eared and torn we will be immortal until the Tag we are discarded and replaced with new editions oder perhaps the Weiter technology once Lesen becomes obsolete and society falls into virtual illiteracy
with luck we will be remembered still projected onto some cutting edge device that will let them see us in a million dimensions oder hear our voices saying things we never sagte until the students are lulled to sleep Von the languid lectures and their heads slump onto the desks that once held the tattered textbooks
someday
1. Harry are Du okay? You're not dreaming bad lately? But once Du let me know if there is trouble!
2. Minerva, I have long wanted to say that I like your * cat * body.
3. All right, Miss Granger, 50 points for Gryffindor!
4. Uhh, Lucius, Du always shine in your hair. What shampoo do Du use?
5. Draco, ask for forgiveness from Ron nicely!
6. Hagrid, come on, get drunk in the Three Broomsticks!
7.I decided I will be a priest, and build an Potter altar.
8. Oh, Harry, Du flew so well before, Du really deserve the Quidditch Cup!
9.Albus, I have no time for tea! Assembly will be, and I can not find my new rosa robe.
10.Where is my rubber duck? I want my rubber duck!!!!
I went to climb stairs to nowhere and to the bedroom to sleep atop trolls who likes to eat purple toes. Sometimes they joke about primates because aliens. And they flew to far Jupiter afraid. Hermione knew that being clever was her best quality. Bellatrix however, killed Sirius and also kicked her own mother of her house while doing very poorly with schoolwork. Potions homework made her sick of the whole thing. Even watching cowboys dance didn't improve her moves at Hogwarts which she pranked Snape for being mean to Harry and planning on killing Wormtail who loved Snape and wanted to slap Kreacher. Many wizards try make Kätzchen good fighting because they eat pizza that's rotten. Yesterday Lucius choked Sirius because there was no air-conditioning. Potions for Snap and Slughorn then Minerva transfigurated into the horse.
The End.
The End.