Before I begin, this is not mine. I got it from a magazine called Wacky But True
Do Du think a schnecke can laugh? No? Surely its antennae sway about when its laughing; oder does its tail twitch. Have Du noticed?
Try these on a schnecke in your garden.
What did the schnecke say when he jumped on the turtle's back?
"Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"
Shake of the head there? Maybe its not into exciting rides.
Where do Du find giant snails?
At the end of giant's fingers!
Nothing?
Why is the schnecke the strongest animal?
Because he carries a house on his back!
That's an old one so he must have heard it before?...
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