Now here's the thing about saying firetruck
It starts F and it ends with UCK
So whenever you're in trouble oder out of luck
Du no longer have to exclaim "OH F**K"
Hey look at that they just bleeped me
Instead say firetruck, it's so easy
And I'd like to take a moment just sit right there
I'll tell Du how Du can say firetruck anywhere
Stub your toe, FIRETRUCK
Lose your cash, FIRETRUCK
You're naked and your parents come home, FIRETRUCK
Fail your class, FIRETRUCK
Scratch your ass, FIRETRUCK
Clip your nails too short and it hurts, FIRETRUCK
Crap your pants, FIRETRUCK
Bite your tongue, FIRETRUCK
No one shows up to your party, FIRETRUCK
Red Ring of Death, FIRETRUCK
Forget to breathe, FIRETRUCK
Found out your mom is your dad, FIRETRUCK
Say firetruck every chance Du see
It's even Mehr fun when it gets bleeped
Say it with me now, don't make this suck
F****************UCK!
Whoa man, did Du just say f**k?
No man, I just sagte Firetruck
But when Du bleep it, it says f**k
Who cares man, we're sayin' firetruck!
Lose your teeth, FIRETRUCK
IPhone bill, FIRETRUCK
Jonas Brothers stuck in your head, FIRETRUCK
Crash your car, FIRETRUCK
Into your dog, FIRETRUCK
Turns out your dog is your mom, FIRETRUCK
Wait, so now my mom's a dog?
And your dad
This is just getting ridiculous
Du act like that's not normal
IT ISN'T NORMAL.
It is in Canada
So they have man-dog-women in Canada?
Yes
Fail science, FIRETRUCK
Eat a pencil, FIRETRUCK
There's over 500 Pokemon, WHAT THE FIRETRUCK!
Lose the game, FIRETRUCK
David Blaine, FIRETRUCK
Get ran over Von a... (what?) FIRETRUCK
So, yeah. Weiter time Du wanna say the F word, just say firetruck. It's Mehr polite.
And if Du didn't like this song, go f?retruck yourself
It starts F and it ends with UCK
So whenever you're in trouble oder out of luck
Du no longer have to exclaim "OH F**K"
Hey look at that they just bleeped me
Instead say firetruck, it's so easy
And I'd like to take a moment just sit right there
I'll tell Du how Du can say firetruck anywhere
Stub your toe, FIRETRUCK
Lose your cash, FIRETRUCK
You're naked and your parents come home, FIRETRUCK
Fail your class, FIRETRUCK
Scratch your ass, FIRETRUCK
Clip your nails too short and it hurts, FIRETRUCK
Crap your pants, FIRETRUCK
Bite your tongue, FIRETRUCK
No one shows up to your party, FIRETRUCK
Red Ring of Death, FIRETRUCK
Forget to breathe, FIRETRUCK
Found out your mom is your dad, FIRETRUCK
Say firetruck every chance Du see
It's even Mehr fun when it gets bleeped
Say it with me now, don't make this suck
F****************UCK!
Whoa man, did Du just say f**k?
No man, I just sagte Firetruck
But when Du bleep it, it says f**k
Who cares man, we're sayin' firetruck!
Lose your teeth, FIRETRUCK
IPhone bill, FIRETRUCK
Jonas Brothers stuck in your head, FIRETRUCK
Crash your car, FIRETRUCK
Into your dog, FIRETRUCK
Turns out your dog is your mom, FIRETRUCK
Wait, so now my mom's a dog?
And your dad
This is just getting ridiculous
Du act like that's not normal
IT ISN'T NORMAL.
It is in Canada
So they have man-dog-women in Canada?
Yes
Fail science, FIRETRUCK
Eat a pencil, FIRETRUCK
There's over 500 Pokemon, WHAT THE FIRETRUCK!
Lose the game, FIRETRUCK
David Blaine, FIRETRUCK
Get ran over Von a... (what?) FIRETRUCK
So, yeah. Weiter time Du wanna say the F word, just say firetruck. It's Mehr polite.
And if Du didn't like this song, go f?retruck yourself