[Soulja Boy Tell Em Verse]

Man it's ridiculous, I got Du so delirious
Kiss Du through the phone, while I lick Du just like liquirish
I'm hold back in 96, and Du can be my Shasha Fierce
Baby Du so sexy, I Liebe the way them jeans fit
Put Du on my team list, Call Du miss bezzy.
I'm Soulja Boy Tell Em, I can make yo life so easy
And if Du don't believe me, please don't tease me
Delirious for my love, better yet I got Du phenen
LET DO IT!

[Verse 1: Taylah P]
Hey over there what's your name
Are Du for real
Is this a game
You start to smile
And I do the same
I look away but Du remain
Your eyes starin back...

Ever wanted to be a link like the link Emmy Rossum? Then here are some tips for you!

1. Throw whatever training Du have out the window (though being in a children's choir for five years doesn't count as "training", but whatever helps Emmy Rossum's Fans sleep at night). Emmy's too good to take voice lessons, and so are you, dammit!

2. Make sure your jaw is really tense ALL the time. Emmy's jaw is always tense. I'll let Du imagine why.

3. Sing through your nose. Trust me, everyone loves a nasal tone.

4. Find unique, bizarre ways to pronounce your vowels. You're too good for proper diction.

5. You...