Ever wanted to be a link like the link Emmy Rossum? Then here are some tips for you!
1. Throw whatever training Du have out the window (though being in a children's choir for five years doesn't count as "training", but whatever helps Emmy Rossum's Fans sleep at night). Emmy's too good to take voice lessons, and so are you, dammit!
2. Make sure your jaw is really tense ALL the time. Emmy's jaw is always tense. I'll let Du imagine why.
3. Sing through your nose. Trust me, everyone loves a nasal tone.
4. Find unique, bizarre ways to pronounce your vowels. You're too good for proper diction.
Man it's ridiculous, I got Du so delirious Kiss Du through the phone, while I lick Du just like liquirish I'm hold back in 96, and Du can be my Shasha Fierce Baby Du so sexy, I Liebe the way them jeans fit Put Du on my team list, Call Du miss bezzy. I'm Soulja Boy Tell Em, I can make yo life so easy And if Du don't believe me, please don't tease me Delirious for my love, better yet I got Du phenen LET DO IT!
[Verse 1: Taylah P] Hey over there what's your name Are Du for real Is this a game You start to smile And I do the same I look away but Du remain Your eyes starin back...