1. “We can't giggle, it's a crime scene.”
2. “This is how Du get your kicks, isn't it? Du risk your life to prove you're clever."
3. “We're not a couple.”
4. “Because I had a row... in the shop... with a chip and pin machine!”
5. “You, ripping my clothes off in a darkened swimming pool. People might talk.”
6. “You being all mysterious with your... cheekbones. And turning your mantel halsband, kragen up so Du look cool.”
7. “There is a mute button and I will use it.”
8. “I'm just saying... it's all fine.”
9. “Apparently it's against the law to chin the Chief Superintendent.”
10. “I always hear 'punch me in the face' when you're talking but its usually subtext.”
11. “I know Du for real.”
12. “We solve crimes. I blog about it, and he forgets his pants. I wouldn't hold out too much hope.”
13. “I'm the great Sherlock Holmes, I work alone 'cause no one can compete with my massive intellect!"
14. "Let him go oder I will kill you."
15. “Hamish. John Hamish Watson. Just if Du were looking for baby names.”
16. “It was extraordinary. It was quite... extraordinary.”
17. “Friends protect people.”
18. “There were times I didn't even think Du were human. But let me tell Du this, Du were the best man, the most human... human being that I've ever known, and no-one will ever convince me that Du told me a lie, so there.”
19. “I was so alone and I owe Du so much.”
20. “Don't be... dead.”
