In case Du didn’t read last week’s edition of Celeb Friendz 4 Eva, then Du should know that Selena Gomez and Taylor schnell, swift are total besties. As in they paint each other’s toenails while chit-chattin’ about all the latest gossip. Also, sometimes, after T.Swift’s mom makes them turn the lights out, they talk about boy stuff. And girl body party stuff. Turns out they both have this thing once a Monat where they bleed from their she-who-must-not-be-named-in-polite-company.

So anyway, Taylor schnell, swift was in France last week for the NRJ awards and someone asked her about what she and Selena Gomez talk about. And while I originally hoped she’d plagiarized the dialogue from a vintage Mall Madness commercial, I’m now thinking it might totally be real.

I know from the Zeigen Girls, some girls really do talk like this about guys. In fact, ladies, truth time, I sometimes talk about guys like that. I think it’s kinda normal. It’s still just annoying because, ugh, Taylor, is there anything else going on in your life besides guys. I know they’re like a big part of your life, but maybe Du can talk about other stuff. Like when someone says, “hey girlie girl, what do Du and your best friend talk about?” Du could be all like, “Justin Timberlake’s comeback, Hilary Clinton being badass, backpacking around Europe and the debt ceiling.” Just once, it would be nice to hear what Du think about other things.