Song: link
Hawkeye: *Helping Percy, and Jeff get a special freight train set up*
Gordon: This is unacceptable!!! Von the power invested in my horn, and the rest of my fat body, I demand to drive the special train to Denver!
Ethan: *Stops Weiter to Gordon with three freight cars* Did someone call?
regenbogen Dash & Pinkie Pie: *Running away from Discord*
regenbogen Dash: He's gone really mad this time.
Pinkie Pie: Jawohl. We must continue the retreat.
Henry: *Crosseyed as he stops at a station with freight cars*
Duck: Good job Henry. Du made it on time.
Henry: Duh, what's a Henry?
Duck: Now if only we could give Du Mehr common sense.
Sean: *With Carter, Shayne, and Andrew* Saturday night is poker night. For us diesels anyway.
Ethan: Mind if I Mitmachen in? *Stops Weiter to the other diesels* I'm Ethan from Trainz, and I'll be your host this week for Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories. Tonight's schedule is down below.
The Adventures Of regenbogen Dash: Rated TV-G
My Little Pornstar: Rated TV-MA
Gran Turismo: Rated TV-PG
Gran Turismo: Rated TV-PG
Carter: Hey. Do Du want to Mitmachen the game, oder just talk to yourself?
Ethan: I guess Du four can't see the people looking at us.
Theme song >> link
Seanthehedgehog Presents
The Adventures Of regenbogen Dash
Based off the TV Show, Adventures Of Sonic The Hedgehog
Starring the fastest pegasus in all of Equestria, regenbogen Dash
Her German sidekick, Pinkie Pie
The main villian, Discord
Discord's sidekicks: Screwball, Karl, and Kyle
Episode 3
Discorded Weihnachten
Everypony was enjoying their holiday, but Discord had plans to sabotage them.
Discord: What do Du know about christmas?
Screwball: I know that there's always a character that doesn't like Christmas, but towards the ending, they change their mind.
Discord: That was only in How Gilda stahl, stola Christmas. We need to think outside the box here. What can we do to destroy Weihnachten for everypony?
Karl: Ooh, I know.
Kyle: I think I know too.
Discord: Yes?
Karl: Take them to an amusement park, destroy the rides they're on, and then they're six feet under.
Discord: Hmm, yes. Six feet under all that rubble, then Von the time they get out, they won't be able to celebrate christmas.
Kyle: He meant they would be dead.
Discord: Oh, that works too.
Meanwhile, regenbogen Dash and Pinkie Pie were relaxing Von a fireplace
Pinkie Pie: This is so warm, but I still feel a little cold.
regenbogen Dash: I'll get Du a blanket.
Pinkie Pie: Nein *Hugs regenbogen Dash* I found one.
regenbogen Dash: *Sighs, then laughs*
Pinkie Pie: *Squee*
While Pinkie Pie was busy hugging regenbogen Dash, they heard the sound of stomping hooves, as they saw ponies running past sugarcube corner.
Pinkie Pie: Was ist das? Why are they all running?
regenbogen Dash: I don't know. Let's go take a look. *Leaves sugarcube corner*
Pinkie Pie: *Follows*
Discord: *Finishes building Discordland* Welcome everypony. I hope this amusement park that I made myself will help Du enjoy your christmas.
Ponies: Sure. *Walk into amusement park*
regenbogen Dash: Something seems fishy here. I think we better take a closer look at this amusement park.
Pinkie Pie: Ja.
Discord: Hello regenbogen Dash, and Pinkie Pie.
regenbogen Dash: What are Du doing Discord?
Discord: What does it look like I'm doing?
Pinkie Pie: Du can't fool us.
Discord: What are Du talking about?
Behind Discord was a ferris wheel. The wheel fell off, and rolled away with screaming ponies.
regenbogen Dash: *Points at runaway wheel* That. Du see what I'm talking about?
Discord: Accidents happen.
Pinkie Pie: Maybe that wasn't an accident. Du caused that on purpose.
Discord: How? I'm standing right here.
regenbogen Dash: Du could've made something loose, and it would fall off Von itself.
Discord: No, everything on there was-
regenbogen Dash: That's enough. Get everypony out of here, and close the park.
Discord: Hmm. Not happening.
Ponies: *On a rollercoaster* I think we might be going too fast. *Falls off*
regenbogen Dash: *Flies to falling pony, and catches him before he hits the ground*
Pony: Du saved my life.
regenbogen Dash: That's what I'm hear for.
Pinkie Pie: *Stops rollercoaster from falling* And, that's what I'm here for too.
Pony: How did she-
regenbogen Dash: Don't ask.
Discord: *Laughing* Enjoy trying to save everypony, if Du can *Runs away*
regenbogen Dash: Come on Pinkie Pie. We can save everypony if we work fast enough. *flies to log ride*
Ponies in logs: *about to go over loop* Is that possible?
regenbogen Dash: *Pushes log very fast on loop*
Ponies in logs: Woohoo! Awesome!
Bonbon: *Falls off tower*
Pinkie Pie: I shall save Du *Jumps up in air, and catches Bonbon*
regenbogen Dash: Only one Mehr pony to save.
Another rollercoaster was heading towards damaged track, and would fall off.
regenbogen Dash: *Gets in front of rollercoaster*
Ponies: Get out of the way!
regenbogen Dash: *Slowing down rollercoaster* Slow down before I fall off. *stops rollercoaster*
Ponies: *see broken track* regenbogen Dash saved us from falling off. YAY!!
Back at Discord's base.
Discord: What? Why didn't anypony end up... How many feet under?
Karl: Six.
Discord: Why didn't anypony end up six feet under?
Kyle: Du saw everything. regenbogen Dash, and Pinkie Pie saved them all.
Discord: Then, we need a plan to kidnap Dash's german friend, and execute her. Hahahahahahahahahahaha!
The End
Song: link
Ethan: *Listening to the music* I don't remember this being a western.
Carter: Neither do the rest of us.
Andrew: What's Weiter on your show?
Ethan: My Little Pornstar.
Shayne: What?
Sean: Oh no. Cover your eyes.
This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..
Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - regenbogen Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland Zeigen - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - applejack
Now, let's begin. Twilight Sparkle was driving her car in Pornstarville, with Spike sitting Weiter to her. They were going to collect Mehr ammo for Twilight's shotgun.
Twilight: Nigga, is it a nice Tag out, oder wut?
Spike: Everyone is out enjoying the sunshine.
Twilight: *Stops at Sugarcube Corner, and sees her "friends" talking to Zecora* Yo, wut da hell do they think they're doin'?
Spike: It looks like they're hanging out with a zebra.
Twilight: Them assholes don't know wut da fuq they're doin'. *Gets out of her car, and shoots her shotgun in the air* Nigga, get da fuq outta here man!
Zecora: *Runs away*
Fluttershy: Twilight, why do Du have that?
Twilight: Shut da fuq up, and get yo asses inside.
Pinkie Pie: But Twilight-
Twilight: I sagte GET YO' ASSES INSIDE!!!!
Intro
Theme song: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
regenbogen Dash: I think I can.
Pinkie Pie: I'm German!
Rarity: I want sex.
Applejack: Faithful, and strong.
Angel: *Shouting at Fluttershy* Hey Fluttershy, Du smell like shit!!!!!
Twilight: Man, there's a lot of faggots in this town.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar. Despite everything, Du are my best friends.
My Little Pornstar: Friendship Is For Faggots
Episode 8: Bribal Gossip
Twilight made Fluttershy, regenbogen Dash, Pinkie Pie, Applejack, and Rarity go inside Sugarcube Corner.
Twilight: Now, who can explain to me wut dat was all about.
Fluttershy: *Farts*
Twilight: Without being disgusting idiots.
Pinkie Pie: Well, we were having a pleasant Tag Wird angezeigt Zecora around Pornstarville, and then Du Zeigen up, and say, *Imitates Twilight* Nigga get zhe fuck out of here man! *Stands on table, and talks in her normal voice* Und zhen Du shoot your shotgun for no reason!
Fluttershy: Will Du get down from there before Du hurt yourself?
Twilight: Man, first of all, Du did terrible impersonatin' me. Second, I didn't shoot my gun for no reason. I shot it to scare dat zebra, and save yo asses. Now you're getting angry at me for that?
regenbogen Dash: Zecora wasn't going to kill us.
Twilight: Man, how do Du know dat?!
regenbogen Dash: Obviously, she wasn't pointing any weapons at us!
Applejack: Du know Twilight, I think you're overreactin'. Nothing bad was gonna happen.
Twilight: Nigga, don't give me dat crap. I have to write to Princess Celestia about these bullshit lessons I learn about friendship.
Rarity: When did that start?
Twilight: "Apparently" it started ever since I moved here from Pontiac.
Pinkie Pie: Were Du driving a Pontiac?
Everyone except Twilight laughed.
Twilight: Nigga I drive a 1961 Chevrolet Impala!
Applejack: They're both owned Von GM. What's the difference?
regenbogen Dash: She makes a good point.
Twilight: Man, I'm supposed to point out facts, and you're supposed to do what I say without asking stupid questions.
Fluttershy: What Fragen did we ask that were stupid?
Twilight: That one.
Applejack: May we get back to the subject about Zecora?
Twilight: And that one.
regenbogen Dash: How were those Fragen stupid?
Twilight: And there's stupid Frage number 3.
Rarity: Twilight-
Twilight: Stupid Frage number 4.
Rarity: I wasn't going to ask Du a question.
Twilight: Then wut da fuq do Du want bitch?!
Rarity: Zecora has been staring at Du for eight Sekunden non stop.
Twilight: Wuut? *Turns around, and looks at Zecora*
Zecora: *Shoots Twilight with a shotgun.
Unfortunately, Twilight survived getting shot, and was now in Zecora's hut.
Twilight: Man, where am I?
Zecora: In my house. I heard Du were insulting my friends, and telling them that I was going to kill them.
Twilight: Nigga, who da fuq are Du talking about?
Zecora: Fluttershy, Rarity, Applejack, regenbogen Dash, and Pinkie Pie.
Twilight: They're not really your friends. Are they?
Zecora: Yes they are, and Du should consider yourself lucky to have Friends like them. They helped me perform surgery on Du after getting shot.
Twilight: Why did Du shoot me?
Zecora: Because Du were trying to shoot at me. It is mandatory for zebras to shoot at anypony that shoots at them.
Twilight: Du must be blind, oder something man. I wasn't even aiming my gun at you.
Zecora: Why did Du shoot your gun?
Twilight: To scare Du away man. I thought Du were trying to kill those five idiots Du claim to be your friends.
Zecora: Well then. I will let Du go with a warning. If Du ever try to hurt me, oder the following ponies on this list, *Hands Twilight a Liste of ponies she is not allowed to hurt/kill* Du will die.
Twilight looked at the list. She saw that regenbogen Dash, Pinkie Pie, Rarity, Applejack, and Fluttershy were on there, including Spike, and all of the residents of Pontiac, Michigan.
Twilight: Man, dat's a lot of bullshit.
Twilight's letter to Princess Celestia.
Dear Princess Celestia,
I am still pissed off that Du didn't tell me about having to write letters to your ass. Pornstarville is a crappy town, and I hope to Bewegen back to Pontiac soon. I don't know why you're making me stay here. I don't deserve this torture.
Your worthless student, Twilight Sparkle
Twilight: *Sends the letter to Celestia* Man, I still wish she'd get herself a phone. It would make things less complicated. Also, for those of Du readin' this shitty story... GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ending theme: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. *Waiting for the instrumental part of the song to end* My Rittre Pornstar, friend.
The End
Song: link
Ethan: This is the end of tonight's first segment. I'm sure Du already know what's going to happen next, but I'm being paid to tell Du as if Du have no clue. Part 2 will arrive at 8:30. Come back then.
Hawkeye: *Helping Percy, and Jeff get a special freight train set up*
Gordon: This is unacceptable!!! Von the power invested in my horn, and the rest of my fat body, I demand to drive the special train to Denver!
Ethan: *Stops Weiter to Gordon with three freight cars* Did someone call?
regenbogen Dash & Pinkie Pie: *Running away from Discord*
regenbogen Dash: He's gone really mad this time.
Pinkie Pie: Jawohl. We must continue the retreat.
Henry: *Crosseyed as he stops at a station with freight cars*
Duck: Good job Henry. Du made it on time.
Henry: Duh, what's a Henry?
Duck: Now if only we could give Du Mehr common sense.
Sean: *With Carter, Shayne, and Andrew* Saturday night is poker night. For us diesels anyway.
Ethan: Mind if I Mitmachen in? *Stops Weiter to the other diesels* I'm Ethan from Trainz, and I'll be your host this week for Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories. Tonight's schedule is down below.
The Adventures Of regenbogen Dash: Rated TV-G
My Little Pornstar: Rated TV-MA
Gran Turismo: Rated TV-PG
Gran Turismo: Rated TV-PG
Carter: Hey. Do Du want to Mitmachen the game, oder just talk to yourself?
Ethan: I guess Du four can't see the people looking at us.
Theme song >> link
Seanthehedgehog Presents
The Adventures Of regenbogen Dash
Based off the TV Show, Adventures Of Sonic The Hedgehog
Starring the fastest pegasus in all of Equestria, regenbogen Dash
Her German sidekick, Pinkie Pie
The main villian, Discord
Discord's sidekicks: Screwball, Karl, and Kyle
Episode 3
Discorded Weihnachten
Everypony was enjoying their holiday, but Discord had plans to sabotage them.
Discord: What do Du know about christmas?
Screwball: I know that there's always a character that doesn't like Christmas, but towards the ending, they change their mind.
Discord: That was only in How Gilda stahl, stola Christmas. We need to think outside the box here. What can we do to destroy Weihnachten for everypony?
Karl: Ooh, I know.
Kyle: I think I know too.
Discord: Yes?
Karl: Take them to an amusement park, destroy the rides they're on, and then they're six feet under.
Discord: Hmm, yes. Six feet under all that rubble, then Von the time they get out, they won't be able to celebrate christmas.
Kyle: He meant they would be dead.
Discord: Oh, that works too.
Meanwhile, regenbogen Dash and Pinkie Pie were relaxing Von a fireplace
Pinkie Pie: This is so warm, but I still feel a little cold.
regenbogen Dash: I'll get Du a blanket.
Pinkie Pie: Nein *Hugs regenbogen Dash* I found one.
regenbogen Dash: *Sighs, then laughs*
Pinkie Pie: *Squee*
While Pinkie Pie was busy hugging regenbogen Dash, they heard the sound of stomping hooves, as they saw ponies running past sugarcube corner.
Pinkie Pie: Was ist das? Why are they all running?
regenbogen Dash: I don't know. Let's go take a look. *Leaves sugarcube corner*
Pinkie Pie: *Follows*
Discord: *Finishes building Discordland* Welcome everypony. I hope this amusement park that I made myself will help Du enjoy your christmas.
Ponies: Sure. *Walk into amusement park*
regenbogen Dash: Something seems fishy here. I think we better take a closer look at this amusement park.
Pinkie Pie: Ja.
Discord: Hello regenbogen Dash, and Pinkie Pie.
regenbogen Dash: What are Du doing Discord?
Discord: What does it look like I'm doing?
Pinkie Pie: Du can't fool us.
Discord: What are Du talking about?
Behind Discord was a ferris wheel. The wheel fell off, and rolled away with screaming ponies.
regenbogen Dash: *Points at runaway wheel* That. Du see what I'm talking about?
Discord: Accidents happen.
Pinkie Pie: Maybe that wasn't an accident. Du caused that on purpose.
Discord: How? I'm standing right here.
regenbogen Dash: Du could've made something loose, and it would fall off Von itself.
Discord: No, everything on there was-
regenbogen Dash: That's enough. Get everypony out of here, and close the park.
Discord: Hmm. Not happening.
Ponies: *On a rollercoaster* I think we might be going too fast. *Falls off*
regenbogen Dash: *Flies to falling pony, and catches him before he hits the ground*
Pony: Du saved my life.
regenbogen Dash: That's what I'm hear for.
Pinkie Pie: *Stops rollercoaster from falling* And, that's what I'm here for too.
Pony: How did she-
regenbogen Dash: Don't ask.
Discord: *Laughing* Enjoy trying to save everypony, if Du can *Runs away*
regenbogen Dash: Come on Pinkie Pie. We can save everypony if we work fast enough. *flies to log ride*
Ponies in logs: *about to go over loop* Is that possible?
regenbogen Dash: *Pushes log very fast on loop*
Ponies in logs: Woohoo! Awesome!
Bonbon: *Falls off tower*
Pinkie Pie: I shall save Du *Jumps up in air, and catches Bonbon*
regenbogen Dash: Only one Mehr pony to save.
Another rollercoaster was heading towards damaged track, and would fall off.
regenbogen Dash: *Gets in front of rollercoaster*
Ponies: Get out of the way!
regenbogen Dash: *Slowing down rollercoaster* Slow down before I fall off. *stops rollercoaster*
Ponies: *see broken track* regenbogen Dash saved us from falling off. YAY!!
Back at Discord's base.
Discord: What? Why didn't anypony end up... How many feet under?
Karl: Six.
Discord: Why didn't anypony end up six feet under?
Kyle: Du saw everything. regenbogen Dash, and Pinkie Pie saved them all.
Discord: Then, we need a plan to kidnap Dash's german friend, and execute her. Hahahahahahahahahahaha!
The End
Song: link
Ethan: *Listening to the music* I don't remember this being a western.
Carter: Neither do the rest of us.
Andrew: What's Weiter on your show?
Ethan: My Little Pornstar.
Shayne: What?
Sean: Oh no. Cover your eyes.
This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..
Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - regenbogen Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland Zeigen - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - applejack
Now, let's begin. Twilight Sparkle was driving her car in Pornstarville, with Spike sitting Weiter to her. They were going to collect Mehr ammo for Twilight's shotgun.
Twilight: Nigga, is it a nice Tag out, oder wut?
Spike: Everyone is out enjoying the sunshine.
Twilight: *Stops at Sugarcube Corner, and sees her "friends" talking to Zecora* Yo, wut da hell do they think they're doin'?
Spike: It looks like they're hanging out with a zebra.
Twilight: Them assholes don't know wut da fuq they're doin'. *Gets out of her car, and shoots her shotgun in the air* Nigga, get da fuq outta here man!
Zecora: *Runs away*
Fluttershy: Twilight, why do Du have that?
Twilight: Shut da fuq up, and get yo asses inside.
Pinkie Pie: But Twilight-
Twilight: I sagte GET YO' ASSES INSIDE!!!!
Intro
Theme song: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
regenbogen Dash: I think I can.
Pinkie Pie: I'm German!
Rarity: I want sex.
Applejack: Faithful, and strong.
Angel: *Shouting at Fluttershy* Hey Fluttershy, Du smell like shit!!!!!
Twilight: Man, there's a lot of faggots in this town.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar. Despite everything, Du are my best friends.
My Little Pornstar: Friendship Is For Faggots
Episode 8: Bribal Gossip
Twilight made Fluttershy, regenbogen Dash, Pinkie Pie, Applejack, and Rarity go inside Sugarcube Corner.
Twilight: Now, who can explain to me wut dat was all about.
Fluttershy: *Farts*
Twilight: Without being disgusting idiots.
Pinkie Pie: Well, we were having a pleasant Tag Wird angezeigt Zecora around Pornstarville, and then Du Zeigen up, and say, *Imitates Twilight* Nigga get zhe fuck out of here man! *Stands on table, and talks in her normal voice* Und zhen Du shoot your shotgun for no reason!
Fluttershy: Will Du get down from there before Du hurt yourself?
Twilight: Man, first of all, Du did terrible impersonatin' me. Second, I didn't shoot my gun for no reason. I shot it to scare dat zebra, and save yo asses. Now you're getting angry at me for that?
regenbogen Dash: Zecora wasn't going to kill us.
Twilight: Man, how do Du know dat?!
regenbogen Dash: Obviously, she wasn't pointing any weapons at us!
Applejack: Du know Twilight, I think you're overreactin'. Nothing bad was gonna happen.
Twilight: Nigga, don't give me dat crap. I have to write to Princess Celestia about these bullshit lessons I learn about friendship.
Rarity: When did that start?
Twilight: "Apparently" it started ever since I moved here from Pontiac.
Pinkie Pie: Were Du driving a Pontiac?
Everyone except Twilight laughed.
Twilight: Nigga I drive a 1961 Chevrolet Impala!
Applejack: They're both owned Von GM. What's the difference?
regenbogen Dash: She makes a good point.
Twilight: Man, I'm supposed to point out facts, and you're supposed to do what I say without asking stupid questions.
Fluttershy: What Fragen did we ask that were stupid?
Twilight: That one.
Applejack: May we get back to the subject about Zecora?
Twilight: And that one.
regenbogen Dash: How were those Fragen stupid?
Twilight: And there's stupid Frage number 3.
Rarity: Twilight-
Twilight: Stupid Frage number 4.
Rarity: I wasn't going to ask Du a question.
Twilight: Then wut da fuq do Du want bitch?!
Rarity: Zecora has been staring at Du for eight Sekunden non stop.
Twilight: Wuut? *Turns around, and looks at Zecora*
Zecora: *Shoots Twilight with a shotgun.
Unfortunately, Twilight survived getting shot, and was now in Zecora's hut.
Twilight: Man, where am I?
Zecora: In my house. I heard Du were insulting my friends, and telling them that I was going to kill them.
Twilight: Nigga, who da fuq are Du talking about?
Zecora: Fluttershy, Rarity, Applejack, regenbogen Dash, and Pinkie Pie.
Twilight: They're not really your friends. Are they?
Zecora: Yes they are, and Du should consider yourself lucky to have Friends like them. They helped me perform surgery on Du after getting shot.
Twilight: Why did Du shoot me?
Zecora: Because Du were trying to shoot at me. It is mandatory for zebras to shoot at anypony that shoots at them.
Twilight: Du must be blind, oder something man. I wasn't even aiming my gun at you.
Zecora: Why did Du shoot your gun?
Twilight: To scare Du away man. I thought Du were trying to kill those five idiots Du claim to be your friends.
Zecora: Well then. I will let Du go with a warning. If Du ever try to hurt me, oder the following ponies on this list, *Hands Twilight a Liste of ponies she is not allowed to hurt/kill* Du will die.
Twilight looked at the list. She saw that regenbogen Dash, Pinkie Pie, Rarity, Applejack, and Fluttershy were on there, including Spike, and all of the residents of Pontiac, Michigan.
Twilight: Man, dat's a lot of bullshit.
Twilight's letter to Princess Celestia.
Dear Princess Celestia,
I am still pissed off that Du didn't tell me about having to write letters to your ass. Pornstarville is a crappy town, and I hope to Bewegen back to Pontiac soon. I don't know why you're making me stay here. I don't deserve this torture.
Your worthless student, Twilight Sparkle
Twilight: *Sends the letter to Celestia* Man, I still wish she'd get herself a phone. It would make things less complicated. Also, for those of Du readin' this shitty story... GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ending theme: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. *Waiting for the instrumental part of the song to end* My Rittre Pornstar, friend.
The End
Song: link
Ethan: This is the end of tonight's first segment. I'm sure Du already know what's going to happen next, but I'm being paid to tell Du as if Du have no clue. Part 2 will arrive at 8:30. Come back then.
